John's Top 10 Worst Christmas Songs
Dec 22, 2004 10:51:55 GMT -5
Post by chebingeo on Dec 22, 2004 10:51:55 GMT -5
Believe it or not, there are a few Christmas songs that aren't exactly gems. Sometimes it's because they get overplayed. Sometimes it's a bad rentition. Sometimes it makes absolutely no sense. I give you my top 10 worst of the moment.
10. Jon Bon Jovi - Please Come Home For Christmas
For some reason, I just could never get into this one. Really dunno what it is.
9. Chris Cornell - Ave Maria
Take possibly the most annoying voice in rock, and any good classic can be destroyed in seconds.
8. B2K - Santa Claus is Coming To Town
I guess everyone has to do a Christmas album at some point. But why did they have to? Nothing special about this at all.
7. Eve 6 - Noel! Noel!
Heard this one just recently. It had potential, but it is just so bland and monotone, it just doesn't do anything.
6. Michael Bolton - White Christmas
*covers ears tightly* See #9 but for AC.
5. Willa Ford - Santa Baby (Gimme Gimme Gimme)
Willa Ford is not a singer. She is a celebrity's ex.
4. Jose Feliciano - Feliz Navidad
It's not that it's that terrible. It was just ok the first zillion times I heard it. Why must it be mandatory that everyone has to play this song at least twice an hour in every holiday collection?
3. Macy Gray - Santa Baby
You know, there is a reason why Macy Gray is a one-hit wonder. It's because she sounds like Macy Gray. This continues to prove my theory.
2. Band-Aid 20 - Do They Know It's Christmas 2004
Talk about ruining a classic! The original was so good, I could listen to it for days, but THIS... it sounds like it was only made so they can say they made it. There is no chemistry, and that ending is just AWFUL!!!
1. Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
This is the most depressing Christmas song I can think of. A grandmother dying on Christmas Eve? And then trying to make it a joke?? How's that suppose to get anyone in the holiday spirit?
10. Jon Bon Jovi - Please Come Home For Christmas
For some reason, I just could never get into this one. Really dunno what it is.
9. Chris Cornell - Ave Maria
Take possibly the most annoying voice in rock, and any good classic can be destroyed in seconds.
8. B2K - Santa Claus is Coming To Town
I guess everyone has to do a Christmas album at some point. But why did they have to? Nothing special about this at all.
7. Eve 6 - Noel! Noel!
Heard this one just recently. It had potential, but it is just so bland and monotone, it just doesn't do anything.
6. Michael Bolton - White Christmas
*covers ears tightly* See #9 but for AC.
5. Willa Ford - Santa Baby (Gimme Gimme Gimme)
Willa Ford is not a singer. She is a celebrity's ex.
4. Jose Feliciano - Feliz Navidad
It's not that it's that terrible. It was just ok the first zillion times I heard it. Why must it be mandatory that everyone has to play this song at least twice an hour in every holiday collection?
3. Macy Gray - Santa Baby
You know, there is a reason why Macy Gray is a one-hit wonder. It's because she sounds like Macy Gray. This continues to prove my theory.
2. Band-Aid 20 - Do They Know It's Christmas 2004
Talk about ruining a classic! The original was so good, I could listen to it for days, but THIS... it sounds like it was only made so they can say they made it. There is no chemistry, and that ending is just AWFUL!!!
1. Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
This is the most depressing Christmas song I can think of. A grandmother dying on Christmas Eve? And then trying to make it a joke?? How's that suppose to get anyone in the holiday spirit?