onebuffalo
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Post by onebuffalo on Feb 28, 2015 15:35:44 GMT -5
This thread will serve two purposes: One, to see how many talented people we have here in the Country Forum and two, to make everyone's day a little better. I will start with three jokes and see who can come up with the funniest ones. Remember, please keep it clean and appropriate. Ready?
1. Tomorrow's forecast for Baghdad: Sunni And 75.
2. A soap opera based on I'll Still Be Loving You: The Young And The Restless Heart.
3. A country star that uses social media: Conway Twitter.
Let the laughs begin!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2015 16:02:05 GMT -5
What was the temperature in Buffalo today?
Sunny and negative 5! (Not really, just a joke)
What will Eric Paslay and Brad Paisley's duet record be called?
This Is Country Music: Songs About Girls
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Post by Blue Yodeler on Mar 1, 2015 17:51:41 GMT -5
Sam Hunt is country, thats a joke
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 9:46:46 GMT -5
Don't try to give Chase Bryant a present, he'll just tell you to take it on back
You know I really like the black and white album cover of Jamey Johnson's "The Guitar Song" but I'd rather see it in color
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Uncle Lumpy
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Post by Uncle Lumpy on Mar 4, 2015 13:04:25 GMT -5
 This guy wearing a Cash t-shirt count? |
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Ten Pound Hammer
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Post by Ten Pound Hammer on Mar 4, 2015 14:41:12 GMT -5
I wanted to join Joe Diffie's fan club, but it's so Diffie Cult to find information on.
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Andy
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Post by Andy on Mar 4, 2015 20:38:06 GMT -5
An oldie:
Q. What has forty legs and seven teeth?
A. The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
(kidding of course, I'm a huge Willie Nelson fan, and you could substitute in any artist you'd like, that's just how I heard it)
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trebor
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Post by trebor on Mar 5, 2015 12:50:09 GMT -5
This is pretty old and lame... ;)
What happens if you play country music backwards?
Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
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sabre14
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Post by sabre14 on Mar 5, 2015 13:03:22 GMT -5
This is pretty old and lame... ;) What happens if you play country music backwards? Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison. |
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trebor
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Rock this quiet, little country town
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Post by trebor on Mar 5, 2015 13:18:08 GMT -5
This is pretty old and lame... ;) What happens if you play country music backwards? Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison. [Edit: You Tube Video] Brilliant! Thanks a lot! Didn't know that parody.  Better than the Meow-Country-Mix and Country-Mash-Up ones. :) |
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sabre14
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Post by sabre14 on Mar 5, 2015 20:14:26 GMT -5
I believe I've used this once before but I always found it worth a laugh. Q: What do Steve Holy and the Winter Olympics have in common? A: They both enter the public spotlight once every four years. We're nearing the end of the next four years though ("Love Don't Run"), so Steve better get a move on with his next hit.  |
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Markus Meyer
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Post by Markus Meyer on Mar 6, 2015 10:23:32 GMT -5
Chase Rice makes quality, original music.
I'm sorry.
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Andy
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Post by Andy on Mar 6, 2015 18:43:11 GMT -5
Chase Rice is what I do when I'm hungry and in the mood for Chinese food.
I'll be here all week.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2015 22:21:26 GMT -5
I guess since Garth is in Buffalo for the next few days that he must have some friends in BUFFALOW places |
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Mar 6, 2015 23:38:34 GMT -5
Chase Rice is what I do when I'm hungry and in the mood for Chinese food. I'll be here all week. Back here in Singapore we eat Chicken Rice, which is also the same initials as Chase Rice lol |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2015 22:27:46 GMT -5
I wonder if Jake Owen's song "What We Ain't Got" is secretly about Jake's missing finger...
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Mar 8, 2015 22:52:29 GMT -5
 Are you tired of listening to the same old boring music from George Strait, Gary Allan, Alan Jackson, Charlie Worsham, etc. Well, you're in luck. Introducing High Noon, the latest album from Jerrod Niemann. Just listen to these 13 tracks and you'll feel happier by being in the imaginary world of hot women, trucks, donkeys, autotuned vocals and name-dropping country legends! It also features the wonderful single "Donkey", a classic that will be remembered in history. If that's not enough,just listen to what our satisfied customers have to say: "This is a classic!" Chase Rice "When I first heard "Donkey", I waa grooving along to the wonderful beats and the lyrics further inspired me to write more cliched songs such as "Sun Daze". Definitely a must listen!" Tyler Hubbard of Florida Georgia Line For only six dollars, get Jerrod Niemann's critically acclaimed album! All proceeds will go to Jerrod Niemann's Donkey foundation. |
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Mar 8, 2015 22:53:18 GMT -5
And yes, I was joking and being sarcastic for the above. I actually got the idea from a YouTube reviewer lol
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2015 13:16:42 GMT -5
Since Zac Brown Band's new album is called "Jekyll and Hyde" i wonder if there will be a special bonus track featuring Joey Hyde ;)
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sabre14
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Post by sabre14 on Mar 14, 2015 14:54:47 GMT -5
Since Zac Brown Band's new album is called "Jekyll and Hyde" if there will be a special bonus track featuring Joey Hyde ;) Or.   |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2015 15:09:13 GMT -5
Irony at its best? (Or rather worst...)
Florida Georgia Line's "Anything Goes" album was mastered by a guy named Hank Williams....
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Apr 2, 2015 10:03:17 GMT -5
Song Review (#7) David Fanning- "Doin' Country Right" You know most of my song reviews haven't been too positive so I figured I would review something smart, witty, and cunning. With that we have David Fanning and his cool new groovy tune, "Doin' Country Right"! The title says it all folks, this song TOTALLY does country music a service. This guy is way different from the other bro songs! Lets take a looksie: "It don't really matter what we do As long as we doin' it when we get there" Folks need I say more, this guy doesn't waste time like the other guys. He doesn't want to look at the stars or look into his girl's eyes. He just wants to get down to business! I like it! The real award winning moment is the chorus. Lets take another look shall we! "I need a country girl-girl-girl On a country ni-i-ight Down a country r-o-o-oad Doin' country ri-i-i-ght" He doesn't simply sing the words like the other silly bros, he stretches the words out. What a nice guy! Making sure the listeners hear the words and even more importantly feel them! Another favorite line of mine is right here: "It doesn't really matter what the radio is playing, as long as it is playing loud" Yeah loud man! Screw Hank! The other bros try to make us think that they're listening to Hank and Conway. David is just blasting his loud rock and roll! Genius! Overall folks this guy is the guy we need right now. He crafted a witty song that certainly outshines the other bros! Song of the year right here! Grade: A++ |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 22:40:54 GMT -5
I once told a girl I'd love to lay her down
I ended up getting kicked in the Twitty
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onebuffalo
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Post by onebuffalo on May 27, 2015 15:13:11 GMT -5
Three more:
1. I would love to hear a duet between Paul and Carrie. It would be the Overstreet/Underwood duet.
2. A country star that just loves her apples: Reba MacIntosh.
3. I hear Little Big Town really loves Vince. You can say they have a Gill Crush on him.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 11:46:32 GMT -5
#badpun
To you, females on country radio may be bad but TO MA, TOES females are really good
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zack97
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Post by zack97 on Aug 3, 2018 18:37:50 GMT -5
What do you get when John Anderson and George Strait meet up?
I don't know. Don't ask me on a strait tequila night.
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Ten Pound Hammer
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Post by Ten Pound Hammer on Aug 3, 2018 19:05:54 GMT -5
What's the difference between Gary LeVox and a whale?
One weighs several tons and sings at an incredibly high pitch. The other lives in the ocean.
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.indulgecountry
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"You left a mark on my face // And brought a dozen red flags in a vase"
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Post by .indulgecountry on Aug 3, 2018 19:33:36 GMT -5
What's the difference between Gary LeVox and a whale? One weighs several tons and sings at an incredibly high pitch. The other lives in the ocean.  Gary LeVox fat jokes aren't funny anymore. Find some new material. |
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