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Post by rgreen0625 on Mar 21, 2017 13:14:26 GMT -5
Notorious BIG - "Me & My B!tch" When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's d**k
Craig Morgan - "International Harvester" I'm the son of a third generation farmer I've been married ten years to the farmer's daughter
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Post by truemusicreviews on Mar 23, 2017 21:29:10 GMT -5
Ariana Grande - "Side To Side" feat. Nicki Minaj
Body smoking so they call me young Nicki chimney
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Post by 🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 on Mar 25, 2017 21:21:04 GMT -5
Notorious BIG - "Me & My B!tch" When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trickYou look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's d**kI never thought Biggie was on the DL. #BrandNewInformation
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Post by rainie on Apr 8, 2017 2:24:43 GMT -5
Can't believe no one posted this yet:
Kyle feat Lil Yachty: iSpy
"All my bitches come in pairs like balls on my nutsack"
It's said so incredibly bluntly that it's almost comical. On top of that it's a dumb analogy and doesn't even rhyme.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2017 9:00:02 GMT -5
Can't believe no one posted this yet: Kyle feat Lil Yachty: iSpy "All my bitches come in pairs like balls on my nutsack" It's said so incredibly bluntly that it's almost comical. On top of that it's a dumb analogy and doesn't even rhyme. I was literally about to post this. It's also kinda weird when Kyle calls Yachty Lil Boat, which is the title of his mixtape. Seriously, it's just like calling Lil Uzi Vert The Perfect Luv Tape.
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Post by Harx on Apr 8, 2017 9:17:21 GMT -5
Um but iSpy is supposed to be a joke song. Picking on it for having dumb lyric is like picking on, idk, Thrift Shop. It is meant to be stupid and comical, that's the tone of the song.
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Post by rainie on Apr 8, 2017 12:34:35 GMT -5
Um but iSpy is supposed to be a joke song. Picking on it for having dumb lyric is like picking on, idk, Thrift Shop. It is meant to be stupid and comical, that's the tone of the song. But even as a joke, that line is super dumb
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Post by rainie on Apr 8, 2017 12:34:53 GMT -5
Um but iSpy is supposed to be a joke song. Picking on it for having dumb lyric is like picking on, idk, Thrift Shop. It is meant to be stupid and comical, that's the tone of the song. But even as a joke, that line is super dumb. It's not even funny, it's just stupid.
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Post by Harx on Apr 8, 2017 12:42:43 GMT -5
Um but iSpy is supposed to be a joke song. Picking on it for having dumb lyric is like picking on, idk, Thrift Shop. It is meant to be stupid and comical, that's the tone of the song. But even as a joke, that line is super dumb. It's not even funny, it's just stupid. I am not exacly here to defend unfunny jokes, the last thing I listen music for is stupid humor. But it just felt weird to me that you said "It's said so incredibly bluntly that it's almost comical" because that would mean that you're criticizing the song for achieving its goal.
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Post by rainie on Apr 8, 2017 12:45:14 GMT -5
There's a difference in between telling a funny joke and having people laugh at it, and saying something to incredibly stupid people laugh at you. That line is the latter.
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Post by portermerrill on Apr 8, 2017 16:33:38 GMT -5
Nicki Minaj - Black Barbies
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2017 17:11:55 GMT -5
We both know I go too far like when I wrecked your car And almost fought your father when he pushed me in the yard
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Post by 🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 on Apr 10, 2017 0:39:46 GMT -5
We both know I go too far like when I wrecked your car And almost fought your father when he pushed me in the yard I assumed this was either a Lukas Graham or Chainsmokers song before Googling it and I was shocked that I was right it was by the latter. Welp.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2017 21:09:09 GMT -5
How has no one brought up 7 Years? HOWEVER, it's these lines that take the cake:
"Remember life and then your life becomes a better one, I made a man so happy when I wrote a letter once."
1. Way to be redundant on the word life 2. What the hell was the purpose of that second line? Did you just throw that to sympathize with you? 3, and the most important point: GRAMMY NOMINATED LYRICS!
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Post by Leaf on Apr 11, 2017 23:00:49 GMT -5
Comparing hotness to appliances.
Nicole Scherzinger - Whatever U Like (feat. T.I.) - "She hot as a stove" Calvin Harris - Slide (feat. Frank Ocean & Migos) - "Mama too hot like a furnace" Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (feat. Timbaland) - "Going hot, so hot, just like an oven"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2017 10:29:37 GMT -5
"Then I'd best not catch this flick on YouTube". Mariah Carey, Touch My Body
This is a 90's icon referencing out of ALL THINGS, YOUTUBE. Almost as out of nowhere as Survivor's "internet dissing" line.
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Post by Linnethia Monique on Apr 14, 2017 11:31:46 GMT -5
"Then I'd best not catch this flick on YouTube". Mariah Carey, Touch My Body This is a 90's icon referencing out of ALL THINGS, YOUTUBE. Almost as out of nowhere as Survivor's "internet dissing" line. It was relevant then and even more relevant now.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2017 12:01:08 GMT -5
"Then I'd best not catch this flick on YouTube". Mariah Carey, Touch My Body This is a 90's icon referencing out of ALL THINGS, YOUTUBE. Almost as out of nowhere as Survivor's "internet dissing" line. Don't talk about Ms Carey honey. That line was witty. Snappy and her pen game is not to be toyed with. And who you calling a 90s icon? She is a music icon. Period. We don't talk, judge, condemn or write negative things about legends. Where they teach you at?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2017 12:13:17 GMT -5
21 Savage & Metro Boomin/Future - X
"I got model bitches wanna lick me like some candy" "Hit her with no condom had to make her eat a plan B"
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Post by rainie on Apr 14, 2017 20:03:25 GMT -5
21 Savage & Metro Boomin/Future - X "I got model bitches wanna lick me like some candy" "Hit her with no condom had to make her eat a plan B" WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK The sad part is I still almost like the song bc the beat is so good
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Post by GPMB on Apr 14, 2017 20:16:36 GMT -5
My life is brilliant ... My life is brilliant
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Post by Leaf on Apr 15, 2017 17:34:29 GMT -5
My life is brilliant ... My life is brilliant The first one was an accident but he left it in.
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Post by GPMB on Apr 16, 2017 20:39:37 GMT -5
My life is brilliant ... My life is brilliant The first one was an accident but he left it in. It's my least favorite song of all time, so I'm kinda biased.
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Post by GPMB on Apr 16, 2017 20:40:15 GMT -5
Anyway, any lyric from Hey, Soul Sister applies, especially "So gangsta, I'm so thug". Ugh
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Apr 18, 2017 10:51:47 GMT -5
Anyway, any lyric from Hey, Soul Sister applies, especially "So gangsta, I'm so thug". Ugh And "Drive By" too for that matter, especially the "hefty bad to hold my love" line.
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Apr 21, 2017 17:38:19 GMT -5
Ed Sheeran - "Thinking Out Loud"
"Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love?"
Ed Sheeran - "Shape of You"
"Now my bedsheets smell like you"
I don't think either of these songs as a whole are bad, but these lines specifically are pretty terrible. I get what ideas he's trying to get across with these lyrics, but the way he puts them just sounds gross.
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Post by .It'sGriffin on Apr 21, 2017 18:55:13 GMT -5
I've Got No Type
Baah B*tches 'S dee Onleh thin' Thaah Ah Like
-Rae Sremmurd, No Type. At least they (most possibly) wrote that by themselves.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2017 19:56:45 GMT -5
Future - Stick Talk "I ain't got no manners for no sluts, I'ma put my thumb in her butt."
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Post by woods on Apr 21, 2017 20:20:13 GMT -5
Noah Cyrus - Stay Together
"I went outside to smoke a cigarette" You're 17. :|
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2017 20:22:58 GMT -5
Noah Cyrus - Stay Together "I went outside to smoke a cigarette" You're 17. :| Ugh, I'm sad and a Deep song writer!
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