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Post by Ling-Ling on Jan 6, 2017 13:37:18 GMT -5
I've always loved "Picture Perfect" by Nelly Furtado. Just a gorgeous song, but what the f**k was up with this lyric "Oh it's so dry, when it rains it gets wet." Like... duh? It's raining.
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Post by Choco on Jan 6, 2017 14:01:52 GMT -5
Anaconda is a guilty pleasure but pretty much every line from it could be on this thread.
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Post by redrooster on Jan 6, 2017 15:16:47 GMT -5
Faded - Tyga feat. Lil Wayne "She knows my d**k, she call that n***a Richard." And pretty much the whole chorus.
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Post by aerodynamite on Jan 8, 2017 14:01:57 GMT -5
3OH!3 - Starstrukk I think I should know, how, to make love to something innocent without leaving my fingerprints out, Now, L.O.V.E's just another word I never learned to pronounce.
You...literally just said it.
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Post by jdanton2 on Jan 8, 2017 14:33:06 GMT -5
song is somewhat catchy but the lyrics from Ed Sheeran's Shape Of You are horrible but the worst repeated too many times. And now my bedsheets smell like you
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Feb 1, 2017 15:33:03 GMT -5
"You know I'm not gonna diss you on the Internet, 'cause my mama taught me better than that." -Destiny's Child, Survivor
Seriously, am I the only one who feels like this is SUCH a forced reference?
Also...anybody heard of Manika's I Might Go Lesbian
Yeah, maybe I should give us a ladies a try Cause we always understand and we never make us cry Yeah, maybe I should give us a ladies a try Cause we're everything not, that I hate in a guy Every time I'm heartbroken, who's there for me? (My girls) And every time I need a friend, who's there for me? (My ladies) Plus we got soft skin, red lips, perfect hair, the clothes we wear Just started with a kiss, damn I think I could go for thish)
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Jon Bellion - All Time Low "You're the reason I'm alone and masturbate I, I've been trying to fix my pride But that shit's broken, that shit's broken"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2017 17:20:46 GMT -5
Anaconda is a guilty pleasure but pretty much every line from it could be on this thread. IMO the main ones are: "Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eifels" "Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil" "He toss my salad like his name Romaine" "So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like"
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Post by Luckie Starchild on Feb 5, 2017 15:17:42 GMT -5
This one is pretty bad⦠from Dannii Minogue's "Love and Kisses":
We ain't at McDonalds, baby, so what's your beef?
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Feb 7, 2017 6:46:49 GMT -5
Sam Hunt β "Body Like a Back Road"
"Body like a back road"
Peak bro-country right here.
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Post by NeRD on Feb 16, 2017 12:09:54 GMT -5
The second verse of Million Reasons. it's been a long time since I've heard a song so poorly written.
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Post by NeRD on Feb 16, 2017 12:11:06 GMT -5
Taylor Swift "Welcome to New York" And you can want who you want Boys and boys and girls and girlsIt's just so eye-roll inducing. That's the best part! :'(
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Post by Au$tin on Feb 16, 2017 16:57:28 GMT -5
iSpy's chorus.
I spy with my little eye A girl that I can get cause she don't get too many likes A curly headed cutie I could turn into my wife Wait that means forever, ever, hold up never mind
It starts kind of cute, gets a little self deprecating, and then gets sad.
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Post by Baby Spice on Feb 18, 2017 4:45:54 GMT -5
This one is pretty bad⦠from Dannii Minogue's "Love and Kisses": We ain't at McDonalds, baby, so what's your beef? :kii: That makes me think of the Nivea song where the main line of the chorus is "Meet me in the McDonald's parking lot." Not exactly a sexy place to hook up.
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Post by truemusicreviews on Feb 18, 2017 10:24:00 GMT -5
"Stumbling around like a wasted zombie Yeah, we think we're free" - Katy Perry, "Chained to the Rhythm"
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on Feb 28, 2017 15:52:29 GMT -5
"You know I'm not gonna diss you on the Internet, 'cause my mama taught me better than that." -Destiny's Child, Survivor Michelle's part of Surivor always makes me cringe. After of all of the darkness and sadness Soon comes happiness If I surround my self with positive things I'll gain prosperity I mean who wrote that? Joel Osteen? Also Pink's Hell Wit Ya from her first album: So I hear That I met the wench before Yeah I remember that time we went to Pizza Hut And you told me she was your cousin
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on Feb 28, 2017 15:53:43 GMT -5
Sam Hunt β "Body Like a Back Road" "Body like a back road"
Peak bro-country right here. I dont even get how that's supposed to be a good thing. Back roads kill your shocks. That's not a good time.
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Post by aerodynamite on Mar 1, 2017 10:17:45 GMT -5
"You know I'm not gonna diss you on the Internet, 'cause my mama taught me better than that." -Destiny's Child, Survivor Michelle's part of Surivor always makes me cringe. After of all of the darkness and sadness Soon comes happiness If I surround my self with positive things I'll gain prosperity I mean who wrote that? Joel Osteen? Well, she is a gospel singer...
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on Mar 1, 2017 11:43:25 GMT -5
Michelle's part of Surivor always makes me cringe. After of all of the darkness and sadness Soon comes happiness If I surround my self with positive things I'll gain prosperity I mean who wrote that? Joel Osteen? Well, she is a gospel singer... Survivor is not a gospel song.
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Post by Old-school 72 on Mar 19, 2017 17:17:48 GMT -5
All rap music. All songs Rihanna has vocals on. All Chainsmokers and Twenty one pilots. Psy. Migos.and all other songs that made it from being some sort of cultural phenomenon.
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Post by Sambalada on Mar 19, 2017 17:20:07 GMT -5
All rap music. All songs Rihanna has vocals on. All Chainsmokers and Twenty one pilots. Psy. Migos.and all other songs that made it from being some sort of cultural phenomenon. Stop. Sorry if I sounded rude to you. But you seem to act extremely childish for an old man. You don't like popular music right now? Fine, you do you. You think Rihanna doesn't make fine music? Okay, I get it. And that's it. We get it. There's no need to go all the way and commenting the same thing over and over. Come on, dude. Did you realize how kidlike this kind of comment is?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2017 18:08:31 GMT -5
All rap music. All songs Rihanna has vocals on. All Chainsmokers and Twenty one pilots. Psy. Migos.and all other songs that made it from being some sort of cultural phenomenon. You welcome #1 Welcome again I hope you enjoy the playlist I made for you of all rap and Rihanna songs!
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Post by Old-school 72 on Mar 19, 2017 19:01:27 GMT -5
All rap music. All songs Rihanna has vocals on. All Chainsmokers and Twenty one pilots. Psy. Migos.and all other songs that made it from being some sort of cultural phenomenon. Stop. Sorry if I sounded rude to you. But you seem to act extremely childish for an old man. You don't like popular music right now? Fine, you do you. You think Rihanna doesn't make fine music? Okay, I get it. And that's it. We get it. There's no need to go all the way and commenting the same thing over and over. Come on, dude. Did you realize how kidlike this kind of comment is? im stating my opinion. Why or how is that childlike? Just because you or others like any of these artists and post about their achievements all the time doesn't mean every music enthusiasts want to hear about them. You all cry when I hate on artists but a lot of people talk crap about What I like and I don't cry everytime.
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Post by Devil Marlena Nylund on Mar 19, 2017 19:12:17 GMT -5
Stop. Sorry if I sounded rude to you. But you seem to act extremely childish for an old man. You don't like popular music right now? Fine, you do you. You think Rihanna doesn't make fine music? Okay, I get it. And that's it. We get it. There's no need to go all the way and commenting the same thing over and over. Come on, dude. Did you realize how kidlike this kind of comment is? im stating my opinion. Why or how is that childlike? Just because you or others like any of these artists and post about their achievements all the time doesn't mean every music enthusiasts want to hear about them. You all cry when I hate on artists but a lot of people talk crap about What I like and I don't cry everytime. If you were simply stating your opinion, you'd state it and move on. Instead you're going around trying to prove some point that nobody actually cares about. What's with that thread you made "Rihanna and Drake suck". What? lmao! What kind of child are you? You know what you're doing and you think you can hide behind "I'm stating my opinion." Yeah ok. I can follow you around and reply to every single post you make with "I think you're wrong". You tell me that won't get annoying after a while. Oh, but I'm only stating my opinion. Grow up.
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Post by lyhom on Mar 19, 2017 19:30:44 GMT -5
Stop. Sorry if I sounded rude to you. But you seem to act extremely childish for an old man. You don't like popular music right now? Fine, you do you. You think Rihanna doesn't make fine music? Okay, I get it. And that's it. We get it. There's no need to go all the way and commenting the same thing over and over. Come on, dude. Did you realize how kidlike this kind of comment is? im stating my opinion. Why or how is that childlike? Just because you or others like any of these artists and post about their achievements all the time doesn't mean every music enthusiasts want to hear about them. You all cry when I hate on artists but a lot of people talk crap about What I like and I don't cry everytime. aren't you the guy who called rihanna a "beat up bitch" or whatever a year or two ago? lmao
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Post by Old-school 72 on Mar 19, 2017 19:34:09 GMT -5
im stating my opinion. Why or how is that childlike? Just because you or others like any of these artists and post about their achievements all the time doesn't mean every music enthusiasts want to hear about them. You all cry when I hate on artists but a lot of people talk crap about What I like and I don't cry everytime. If you were simply stating your opinion, you'd state it and move on. Instead you're going around trying to prove some point that nobody actually cares about. What's with that thread you made "Rihanna and Drake suck". What? lmao! What kind of child are you? You know what you're doing and you think you can hide behind "I'm stating my opinion." Yeah ok. I can follow you around and reply to every single post you make with "I think you're wrong". You tell me that won't get annoying after a while. Oh, but I'm only stating my opinion. Grow up. lmfao. All you make me laugh sooo much. You think in wrong just because I don't like some overplayed singer. I will post my thoughts and if I get kicked off of this board its gonna be one last thing that will keep me from hearing about 20 yr olds who believe they are never wrong. I love my posts because you all get worked up and kick and scream like babies everytime I hate on Rihanna or today's music.
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Post by Devil Marlena Nylund on Mar 19, 2017 19:48:01 GMT -5
If you were simply stating your opinion, you'd state it and move on. Instead you're going around trying to prove some point that nobody actually cares about. What's with that thread you made "Rihanna and Drake suck". What? lmao! What kind of child are you? You know what you're doing and you think you can hide behind "I'm stating my opinion." Yeah ok. I can follow you around and reply to every single post you make with "I think you're wrong". You tell me that won't get annoying after a while. Oh, but I'm only stating my opinion. Grow up. lmfao. All you make me laugh sooo much. You think in wrong just because I don't like some overplayed singer. I will post my thoughts and if I get kicked off of this board its gonna be one last thing that will keep me from hearing about 20 yr olds who believe they are never wrong. I love my posts because you all get worked up and kick and scream like babies everytime I hate on Rihanna or today's music. Actually, the hilarious thing about all this is that you're pissed people love Rihanna and Drake and rap/hip-hop and black people music. Seeing you get worked up because you hate that people like music you hate is much needed comic relief so I take back my early post. Keep the laughs coming you comedian you!
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Post by Juan Carlos on Mar 19, 2017 19:54:50 GMT -5
I guess some of you guys may have missed this.
Please, move on. :)
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Post by Old-school 72 on Mar 19, 2017 20:04:02 GMT -5
Worst lyrics lately are from Chained to the rhythm.
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Post by wjr15 on Mar 20, 2017 19:01:24 GMT -5
Worst lyrics lately are from Chained to the rhythm. Trump supporter? Anyways... Only song that I can think of lately that I truly cringe when I hear the lyrics are Paris...but I'm not entirely sure if it's just the lyrics, or if it's Drew's singing, or the cheap attempt to recreate Closer. Oh...and Broccoli
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