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Post by Glove Slap on Dec 29, 2017 22:18:59 GMT -5
DEC is by far her worst Spanish single, and sticks out like a sore thumb from her 90s discography, especially with how run-of-the-mill the production is.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2017 22:21:01 GMT -5
DEC is cute but aged pretty bad, still nice to hear after such a lonnnnnnnng time though
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Post by Juan Carlos on Dec 29, 2017 22:21:42 GMT -5
Oh no! "¿Dónde Estás Corazón?" didn't deserve to be in the bottom 10. :( I'm judging all of you.
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Post by Juan Carlos on Dec 29, 2017 22:23:27 GMT -5
DEC is by far her worst Spanish single, and sticks out like a sore thumb from her 90s discography, especially with how run-of-the-mill the production is. I thought we were friends. </3
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Post by The Brazilian Guy 🇧🇷 on Dec 29, 2017 22:24:41 GMT -5
The production in "¿Dónde Estás Corazón?" absolutely KILLS the song for me... it makes it sound so, i don't know, cheesy. It's by far my least favorite of her early work.
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Post by God on Dec 29, 2017 22:29:54 GMT -5
There’s only one single from Pies Descalzos that truly sucks but it’s not “Corazón”
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Post by Leo ✔ on Dec 29, 2017 22:35:11 GMT -5
#43 never went far, the peak on the rankdown was #40. No top 10 or #50 are loss in this.
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Post by Leo ✔ on Dec 29, 2017 22:36:02 GMT -5
#43"The One"
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Info: "The One" is a song recorded, written, and produced by Colombian singer-songwriter Shakira for her first English-language studio album, Laundry Service. The track was released as the album's fourth single in 2003 in many European countries, but not in the United States. Epic Records wanted to release "The One" in the United States, but due to the failure of Shakira's previous single "Objection (Tango)" and that it was doing below average, Epic scrapped those plans. However, in the U.S. "The One" was able to make the TRL countdown, and it peaked at number three. In other countries, it became a modest hit.
Peaks: Australia: 16 Canada: - France: 15 Germany: 39 Sweden: - UK: - US: - US Hot Latin Songs: -
Leo's Opinion: Not one of my favorites, I enjoyed when I heard it but is almost forgettable.
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Post by The Brazilian Guy 🇧🇷 on Dec 29, 2017 22:39:23 GMT -5
"The One" is alright but a bit bland... I personally feel she had much better choices for a 4th English single on Laundry Service.
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Post by Choco on Dec 29, 2017 22:39:33 GMT -5
The One is not terrible but it wasn't single material, and I think the fact that it has been largely forgotten proves that.
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Post by Az Paynter on Dec 29, 2017 22:39:43 GMT -5
I have this CD single, but it doesn't hold a candle to the trifecta of WW/UYC/Objection
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Post by Glove Slap on Dec 29, 2017 22:40:40 GMT -5
The One is trash, and one of the first signs that her English career would underwhelm.
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Post by Leo ✔ on Dec 29, 2017 22:41:21 GMT -5
#42 is a big one, the highest SD revealed so far. (I'm so lazy to calc all the SD) Killing two top 10 rankings, one of them a top 5 ranking!!
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Post by Az Paynter on Dec 29, 2017 22:41:59 GMT -5
Off topic, but 'Men In Tights' is a fantastic movie. :kii:
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2017 22:42:13 GMT -5
The One deserved a lot better
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Post by Glove Slap on Dec 29, 2017 22:42:27 GMT -5
Could be my #7.
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Post by Leo ✔ on Dec 29, 2017 22:50:48 GMT -5
#42"Beautiful Liar" Beyoncé & Shakira
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Info: "Beautiful Liar" is a song recorded by American singer Beyoncé and Colombian singer Shakira. It was written by Beyoncé, Amanda Ghost, Ian Dench, and Stargate members Mikkel S. Eriksen and Tor Erik Hermansen, and produced by Stargate and Beyoncé for the re-release of Beyoncé's second solo album, B'Day. The mixing of the song was done by Gustavo Celis. "Beautiful Liar" was released on March 14, 2007, as the first single from the deluxe edition of the album. A Spanish and English mixed version of the song was produced and titled "Bello Embustero".
Peaks: Australia: 5 Canada: 2 France: 1 Germany: 1 Sweden: 4 UK: 1 US: 3 US Hot Latin Songs: 10
Leo's Opinion: Another one I don't like, I liked the production but the rest of the song is poor. The spanish version is even worst, lol.
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Post by God on Dec 29, 2017 22:51:12 GMT -5
oh good!
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Post by Choco on Dec 29, 2017 22:52:45 GMT -5
I overranked this by at least ten spots. The music video is flawless though.
And revisiting my ranks, what did poor "Moscas en la Casa" and "No Creo" do to me? I underranked those two sooooo much.
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Post by Az Paynter on Dec 29, 2017 22:54:02 GMT -5
Really? This low? :sip2:
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2017 22:54:03 GMT -5
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, hold up Beautiful liar is such a jam off the my faved Bey album "B'Day" Ya'll did this dirty
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Post by Leo ✔ on Dec 29, 2017 22:56:50 GMT -5
The last reveal of tonight takes down another top 5 rank.!
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Post by Glove Slap on Dec 29, 2017 22:57:26 GMT -5
BL is bad and such a disappointing leadoff for a re-release of an album where every original song towers over it. Those thin Super Mario horns in particular are laughable.
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Post by The Brazilian Guy 🇧🇷 on Dec 29, 2017 22:59:12 GMT -5
Beautiful Liar is such a lazy duet... surprised (but happy) to see it making way for her better songs this early!
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Post by Juan Carlos on Dec 29, 2017 23:00:21 GMT -5
A Beyoncé and Shakira collaboration had everything to be so great, but it didn't turn out in that way when it came out in my opinion.
Also, I'm surprised that this was revealed first instead of "Can't Remember to Forget You" because I find the latter even more disappointing, hence the reason I prefer and I ranked the Spanish version instead.
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Post by Leo ✔ on Dec 29, 2017 23:04:33 GMT -5
#41"Se Quiere, Se Mata"
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Info: "Se Quiere, Se Mata" is the sixth single released from Shakira's third album, Pies Descalzos. Written and composed by herself, "Se Quiere, Se Mata" was a Top Ten Hit in Mexico and on the Billboard Hot Latin Tracks in the United States. The song laments the story of a young couple, Braulio and Dana, and their choice to have an abortion. Introduced as an innocent young couple well liked by their families, the two succumb to their sexual desires, and Dana becomes pregnant. However, rather than admit this to their families and neighbors, they choose to get an abortion. The abortion ultimately goes badly, resulting in Dana's death.
Peaks: Australia: - Canada: - France: - Germany: - Sweden: - UK: - US: - US Hot Latin Songs: 8
Leo's Opinion: This is a overall good song, I don't think this have aged well but still good. Haha.
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Post by Choco on Dec 29, 2017 23:05:27 GMT -5
This I just never really liked that much.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2017 23:05:57 GMT -5
Underranked this one tbh by a few spots
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Post by Glove Slap on Dec 29, 2017 23:06:39 GMT -5
That green wallpaper...
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Post by Az Paynter on Dec 29, 2017 23:07:08 GMT -5
Another 'almost'. *insert Brandy 'Almost Doesn't Count' GIF here*
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