Britney Spears: In The Zone Rankdown (Revealing)

[Au$tin]

Wrong.

[Juan Carlos]

Y'all did wrong with "Don't Hang Up".

[Deleted]

May 5, 2018 17:57:33 GMT -5 born said:

Unpopular opinion: The album was messy af and this was a cute song.

Anyways next up #13
We already lose a #1 rank(for some reason meh) and two last place ranks, surprised it got a #1 rank tbh

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#13
"The Answer"

Points: 276
Avg: 11
SD: 3.2117

Ranks:
bat1990 1
born 4
Sambalada 6
Au$tin 8
T.B.F. 8
Albie 9
Glove Slap 9
divasummer 9
ry4n 10
Codex 10
andrewantonio 12
Zinc. 12
Juan Carlos 12
alexcuse 12
thelegends 12
SHOOTER 12
★Disco★ 12
.indulgecountry 12
@mirza 13
mc54 13
samo🦕 13
Who The Hell Is Leo?✔ 13
#brayden 13
Az Paynter 13
kmbgs 14
Ginger Spice 14

The other bonus track of the album, imo it feels like a watered down version of "I'm A Slave 4 U", but nevertheless still a good track and its blends well with the record. 

[Codex]

Never knew this was a bonus track. But I like it. It’s no Breathe On Me but it’s pure sex.

[Who The Hell Is Leo?✔]

P-P-P-PERFECT RANKING!!!

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For #12 we finally reach the tracks found on the standard edition of the album
We lose three top 5 positions and a bunch of bottom 5 ranks including four last place ranks
3 Perfect Ranks with this one, including meeeeee lol

[Au$tin]

May 5, 2018 18:15:34 GMT -5 Au$tin said:

Wrong.

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#12
"Brave New Girl"

Points: 259
Avg: 10
SD:  3.4956

Ranks:
thelegends 2
samo🦕 4
kmbgs 4
Au$tin 5
andrewantonio 7
#brayden 7
Sambalada 8
mc54 8
.indulgecountry 9
★Disco★ 9
Codex  9
alexcuse 10
bat1990 11
Ginger Spice 11
Az Paynter 11
@mirza 12
Who The Hell Is Leo?✔ 12
born 12
Zinc. 13
Juan Carlos 13
SHOOTER 13
Glove Slap 13
divasummer 14
T.B.F. 14
Albie 14
ry4n 14

Track #11 is a bubbly synth-pop empowerment song about being well an independent girl ready for the world. IMO, the song is a total jam but at the same a TOTAL misfit for the album. This feels like it could've been a hit or even a single from definitely the "Britney" album. But it missed the train for that album and was tackled on towards the end of this album primarily with
sexy time songs.

[Au$tin]

What the f**k is going on?

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May 5, 2018 18:43:11 GMT -5 Au$tin said:

What the f**k is going on?

Riiiiip 
It's ok, you'll be happy with the next one...maybe, or maybe not lol 
For #11 we lose four top 5 ranks and another bunch of bottom ranks including three more #14's.
Here's a hint for this one, Britney has never performed it live

[born]

That song sampled the melody of IAS4U to the point where it became distracting. But it was better than some sh*t songs.

A p-p-p perfect ranking for “Girl”!

[Who The Hell Is Leo?✔]

May 5, 2018 18:30:34 GMT -5 Who The Hell Is Leo?✔ said:

P-P-P-PERFECT RANKING!!!

[SHOOTER]

May 5, 2018 18:50:41 GMT -5 born said:

That song sampled the melody of IAS4U to the point where it became distracting. But it was better than some sh*t songs.

A p-p-p perfect ranking for “Girl”!

Yeah, it pretty much confirmed for me that Diddy is one of the the laziest “producers” to exist in music.

Beautiful start to this RD thus far. Just at that #1 ranking.

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#11
"Early Mornin'"

Points: 243
Avg: 9
SD: 3.3098

Ranks:
T.B.F. 3
 Glove Slap 4
Ginger Spice 4
kmbgs 5
Who The Hell Is Leo?✔ 5
Juan Carlos 7
alexcuse 7
★Disco★ 7
@mirza 8
andrewantonio 9
Zinc. 9
bat1990 9
mc54 10
.indulgecountry 10
Albie 10
SHOOTER 10
divasummer 11
ry4n 11
Sambalada 12
Az Paynter 12
#brayden 12
Codex 13
thelegends 13
Au$tin 14
born 14
samo🦕 14

Track #5 off the album is one of the many songs that imo fits for late night jams the catchy production with it's noticeable instrumentation coupled with the seductive tones of Britney's voice imo makes this a very enjoyable track. It's one of the many songs I ABSOLUTELY LOVE, that pretty much applies to every song left tbh for me.

[bat1990]

#NoRegrets

"The Answer" knocks and I'm happy I could save it from being in last. Try f**king to it some time and then we'll re-do this rankdown.

May 5, 2018 17:58:54 GMT -5 Ginger Spice said:

Not the superior bonus track being ousted first!

WOT??? Clearly you have confused this with the sex jam that is "The Answer."

[Ginger Spice]

The DISRESPECT for Early Mornin' omg. It should've been top 5.

May 5, 2018 19:01:31 GMT -5 bat1990 said:

WOT??? Clearly you have confused this with the sex jam that is "The Answer"

Not when Don't Hang Up is one of the sexiest tracks!

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May 5, 2018 19:01:31 GMT -5 bat1990 said:

May 5, 2018 17:58:54 GMT -5 Ginger Spice said:

Not the superior bonus track being ousted first!

WOT??? Clearly you have confused this with the sex jam that is "The Answer"

I'm sorry sis but on an album filled with sex jams
The Answer is definitely the bottom of the barrel of them

Especially when Breathe On Me & Touch Of My Hand exist

[bat1990]

I'll give you "Touch of my Hand" b/c it's sublime and beautiful (and I love masturbation and oral sex songs).

But, while I do love every song on this CD, some of y'all fawn over BOM too much.

EDIT: Seriously, when the Preference Revealer showed me my list, I was surprised at the bottom of my list which goes to show how flawless this album is.

[Who The Hell Is Leo?✔]

oh come the f**k on

[Ginger Spice]

May 5, 2018 19:04:35 GMT -5 bat1990 said:

But, while I do love every song on this CD, some of y'all fawn over BOM too much.

Okay, we're finally agreeing on something!

[Deleted]

Movin on to the start of the top ten, #10 is one of the more dance-oriented tracks of the album
#10 has neither a #1 rank nor a #14 rank, it does have ranks in both the top 5 and bottom 5 though
It is the 5th Highest SD
Anyways, my only hint other than it being more dance-able, the song definitely was a highlight off the Onyx Hotel Tour

[Au$tin]

Yeah, this is the one track I just straight up don't like. I like the other 13 tracks, but there's something about this one I just can't get into.

(And yay, finally something I'm fine with going this early!)

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#10
"The Hook Up"

Points: 228
Avg: 9
SD: 3.1521 (5th Highest SD)

Ranks:
Who The Hell Is Leo?✔ 2
thelegends 3
Albie 3
Az Paynter 4
T.B.F. 5
Glove Slap 6
SHOOTER 6
Zinc. 6
divasummer 7
Juan Carlos 8
@mirza 9
mc54 9
samo🦕 9
kmbgs 9
Au$tin 9
andrewantonio 11
#brayden 11
★Disco★ 11
born 11
ry4n 12
Codex 12
alexcuse 13
Ginger Spice 13
.indulgecountry 13
Sambalada 13
bat1990 13

Track #9 off the album is a dancehall pop track and imo one of the funnest songs the record offers in contrast to it's sexy time songs. Anywho, the song was apart of the Onyx Hotel Tour and imo has a great performance, the breakdown especially she kills.

[Deleted]

And that's it for tonight folks, I'll reveal #5-#9 tomorrow
But for now I'll leave you with some performances from the era



Participants:
mc54 andrewantonio  Zinc. Albie bat1990 Sambalada Juan Carlos alexcuse Ginger Spice ry4n .indulgecountry ★Disco★ Codex samo🦕 kmbgs SHOOTER divasummer #brayden Who The Hell Is Leo?✔ Au$tin Az Paynter T.B.F. Glove Slap born  thelegends  

[Au$tin]

I'm okay with this being out now, but I need to start seeing more of my bottom four ranks.

[Glove Slap]

About 20% or so of this album doesn't work, but its strength is that it always manages yo be entertaining.

BNG is an example of the 'doesn't work' part, it sounds like a Girls Aloud demo. TOMH needs to go soon too, same with the lead single.

Early Mornin is fantastic.

[Albie]

May 5, 2018 19:39:49 GMT -5 Au$tin said:

I'm okay with this being out now, but I need to start seeing more of my bottm four ranks.

Ooh girl your taste is slipping. 

You guys really screwed up with The Hook Up. What a jam!

[.indulgecountry]

So far this is going well for me. It's a very tight album and the only songs I didn't much care for were the bonus tracks, but everything else is great. <3

[Au$tin]

May 5, 2018 20:52:49 GMT -5 Albie said:

May 5, 2018 19:39:49 GMT -5 Au$tin said:

I'm okay with this being out now, but I need to start seeing more of my bottm four ranks.

Ooh girl your taste is slipping. 

You guys really screwed up with The Hook Up. What a jam!

Hey, don't get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoy "The Hook Up," I just like eight other songs from this album even more, so I felt this was a fair spot for it position wise. (Though, there's a song or two I'm not too thrilled beat it.)