The Circus: Starring Britney Spears Rankdown (Finished)

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Next up we got #18
The song at #18
- has a 29 point lead over My Baby
- A #1 ranking (somehow no seriously were already losing #1 rankings lol)
- Two last place rankings
- the 4th Lowest SD

[Albie]

Cute idea but, like, tragic.

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#18
Rock Boy 

Points: 435
Average: 16
SD: 3.2356 (4th Lowest)

Ranks:
Keelzit 1

fearlessarrow 12
brocka123 14
SHOOTER 14
bat1990 15
kimberly 15
aerodynamite 15
BB🌕 15
sergejdordij 15
Ty 15
Albie 15
ClevelandRox 16
Leaf 16
Juan Carlos 16
samo🦕 16
someguy 16
Choco 17
mc54 17
George 17
born 17
Az Paynter 17
T.B.F. 17
alexcuse 17

@mirza 18
surfy 18

Soldado de Juguete 19
Ginger Spice 19

My Thoughts: I honestly for the longest time thought this was an unreleased track similar to many of the other demos and stuff that made there way online from either this album or Blackout. I honestly forget how this one goes and it isn't really so polished, probably why I thought it was never released lol.

[Albie]

Mmm Papi isn't gonna escape bottom 3, right? Right?

[T.B.F.]

I ranked My Baby dead last with the rest of the smart people. Please fix. Thanks!

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Next up we got #17, our first loss from the standard edition of the album!
#17 has
- A single point lead over Rock Boy
- Four top 10 rankings
- Five #19 rankings

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Jul 22, 2020 18:39:04 GMT -5 T.B.F. said:

I ranked My Baby dead last with the rest of the smart people. Please fix. Thanks!

My bad I somehow swapped ur rank for My Baby with ur rank for what you had at #16
Thankfully it doesn't change anything major aside a minor 3 point addition and decrease to the respective songs

I do hope I didn't make any other mistakes with my rankings, please if anyone sees any errors in the rankings, please don't hesitate to mention them

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#17
Mmm Papi

Points: 434
Average: 15
SD: 3.8698

Ranks:
.indulgecountry 3
bat1990 8
SHOOTER 10
brocka123 10

Leaf 12
Az Paynter 12
ClevelandRox 14
Soldado de Juguete 15
Ginger Spice 15
Keelzit 15
T.B.F. 15
aerodynamite 16
surfy 16

kimberly 17
@mirza 17

Choco 18
someguy 18
mc54 18
born 18
samo🦕 18
George 18
sergejdordij 18
surfy 18
Ty 19
Albie 19
fearlessarrow 19
BB🌕 19
Juan Carlos 19

My Thoughts: I actually don't hate this one at all tbh, I think it is a really overly campy song that is fun and cute and fits in the album. It definitely gets corny at times and I definitely see why some hate it, but I enjoy it but it is far from a favorite for sure lol.

[Albie]

Cringeworthy defined. Whew.

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Next up #16, another track not found on the standard edition of the album
#16 has
- A whopping 102 point lead over Mmm Papi
- Seven top 10 rankings, but none in the top five
- Zero last place rankings
- the 3rd Lowest SD

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#16
Rock Me In

Points: 332
Average: 12
SD: 3.2105 (3rd Lowest)

Ranks:
fearlessarrow 4
Ty 6
Keelzit 6
George 6
alexcuse 7
surfy 9
brocka123 9

sergejdordij 11
aerodynamite 11
Albie 12
@mirza 12
someguy 12
Ginger Spice 12
samo🦕 12
Choco 12
Az Paynter 13
kimberly 13
ClevelandRox 13
mc54 14
bat1990 14
Leaf 14
Juan Carlos 14
.indulgecountry 14
born 14
BB🌕 14
SHOOTER 15
Soldado de Juguete 18
T.B.F. 18

My Thoughts: This one ended up growing one me when I was re-ranking these a few weeks ago, it's a pretty fun pop number and I am a sucker for some of the stuff Greg Kurstin produced around then. It isn't a top favorite but its a fun enjoyable track from the album.

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I'll pick up reveals maybe sometime later today, if not tomorrow
But I'll just leave up the preview for #15 before I go for now

#15 is probably the earliest surprise imo
#15 has
- A 7 point lead over Rock Me In
- Nine top 10 rankings, five of them being top 5 rankings but no #1's
- One #19 ranking
- 5th Highest SD

[Ty]

"Rock Me In" was robbed. Smh.

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#15
Mannequin

Points: 325
Average: 12
SD: 4.6624 (5th Highest)

Ranks:
Juan Carlos 2
Az Paynter 3
mc54 4
Keelzit 5
Albie 5
T.B.F. 6
Choco 8
Ty 10
Soldado de Juguete 10

brocka123 11
SHOOTER 11
kimberly 11
bat1990 12
BB🌕 12
aerodynamite 12
surfy 13
@mirza 14
samo🦕 14
Ginger Spice 14

someguy 15
George 15
alexcuse 15

sergejdordij 16
born 16
fearlessarrow 17
ClevelandRox 17
.indulgecountry 18
Leaf 19

My Thoughts: This one sonically reminds me heavily of Blackout that it still surprises me this wasn't a Danja produced track. It's a fun track but I am honestly not the biggest fan of the voice in the chorus, sometimes it works for me sometimes it does not at all and makes me skip the song. Some history for the song, there is a rehersal video where Britney is dancing to the song and the choreo she is doing is some of her strongest post knee injury and got people hyped up but the choreo used in the actual tour performance was not this at all.

[fearlessarrow]

Jul 22, 2020 19:10:00 GMT -5 @mirza said:

#16 has
- Seven top 10 rankings, but none in the top five

RIP me because I did have "Rock Me In" in the top 5 lol

@mirza I think my rank is missing from the "Rock Me In" reveals

[Juan Carlos]

Y'all did dirty to "Mannequin".

[ClevelandRox]

Mannequin is a bit of a surprise! I've tried and tried so hard to get into it but it's just never clicked. 😭

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Jul 22, 2020 20:52:06 GMT -5 fearlessarrow said:

Jul 22, 2020 19:10:00 GMT -5 @mirza said:

#16 has
- Seven top 10 rankings, but none in the top five

RIP me because I did have "Rock Me In" in the top 5 lol

@mirza I think my rank is missing from the "Rock Me In" reveals

Going to fix that right now, looks like I accidentally inputted a few of your rankings from your first list and not the edited one you sent me
My apologies
It's what I get for doing results at 2 am lol

[SHOOTER]

I will always go up for Urban Britney! Mannequin is a jam!

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Moving onto #14
For #14
- Ten top 10 rankings including three top 5 rankings will be lost
- No #19's or #1's here
- This is another one of the tracks not found on the standard edition of the album

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#14
Trouble

Points: 305
Average: 11
SD: 3.7005

Ranks:
Keelzit 3
born 4
aerodynamite 4
SHOOTER 6
kimberly 6
Az Paynter 7
Soldado de Juguete 8
T.B.F. 10
BB🌕 10
alexcuse 10

Albie 11
someguy 11
Ginger Spice 11
ClevelandRox 11
Juan Carlos 11
samo🦕 11
surfy 12
sergejdordij 12
bat1990 13
mc54 13
George 13
.indulgecountry 15
Leaf 15
Choco 15
brocka123 15
@mirza 16
Ty 16
fearlessarrow 16

My Thoughts: A pretty solid but unremarkable track that I am surprised escaped bottom 5, this has more supporters than I ever thought it would tbh lol

[SHOOTER]

Trouble is a WHOLE ENTIRE bop! Y'all clearly have no rhythm nor sense of hearing!

[Albie]

What even is happening Mannequin is a full on bop. And no #11s aren't cute either wow

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Jul 22, 2020 21:17:28 GMT -5 SHOOTER said:

Trouble is a WHOLE ENTIRE bop! Y'all clearly have no rhythm nor sense of hearing!

The ONLY Trouble I will acknowledge from Britney is this Femme Fatale bop, love you Shooter but ur WRONG 

[SHOOTER]

Jul 22, 2020 21:18:10 GMT -5 Albie said:

What even is happening Mannequin is a full on bop. And no #11s aren't cute either wow

Bitch, don't do me. This album was stacked but Mannequin is my s**t nonetheless (and not like my top-5 rank would've saved it!)

[Az Paynter]

I had no idea people were this trash about this album. It's bad enough people cream so much over the utter mediocrity that is 'Unusual You' but ya'll wanna s**t all over 'Mannequin'?! GTFO.

[Albie]

The trouble with Trouble is that chorus. But otherwise, I'm here for that "Get Together"-inspired production.

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Jul 22, 2020 21:20:34 GMT -5 Az Paynter said:

I had no idea people were this trash about this album. It's bad enough people cream so much over the utter mediocrity that is 'Unusual You' but ya'll wanna s**t all over 'Mannequin'?! GTFO.

[Albie]

Jul 22, 2020 21:19:49 GMT -5 SHOOTER said:

Jul 22, 2020 21:18:10 GMT -5 Albie said:

What even is happening Mannequin is a full on bop. And no #11s aren't cute either wow

Bitch, don't do me. This album was stacked but Mannequin is my s**t nonetheless (and not like my top-5 rank would've saved it!)

I will concede this because I #11'd Trouble. 

[SHOOTER]

Jul 22, 2020 21:18:58 GMT -5 @mirza said:

Jul 22, 2020 21:17:28 GMT -5 SHOOTER said:

Trouble is a WHOLE ENTIRE bop! Y'all clearly have no rhythm nor sense of hearing!

The ONLY Trouble I will acknowledge from Britney is this Femme Fatale bop, love you Shooter but ur WRONG