Mariah Carey - Me. I Am Mariah... TEC Rankdown (Complete)

[#LisaRinna]

Some of these girls' taste... chile!

[Albie]

As mentioned previously, #3 is only three points ahead of "Make It Look Good". But this one also failed to reach #1 at any point. In fact, its 27 points behind the #2 song. This is the only other song remaining that had no bottom five rankings, meaning the top two both have bottom five rankings. Only three people ranked this next one below top ten. One person ranked it #1. This song has the fifth-lowest SD.

Top Three:
#Beautiful
Faded
You Don't Know What to Do

Movements:
2 AmazDrag
2 taylor is terrified
2 Linnethia Monique
4 jenglisbe
4 Mayman
4 weaver
5 Ling-Ling
5 George
5 #LisaRinna
5 groovetheory
5 Ty
5 andrewantonio
5 SHOOTER
5 Ivy Leegue™
4 Kanenrá:ke
5 summers
4 🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲
4 Lukas
4 Positive Tension
3 Exclusive
4 newpower
4 .indulgecountry
3 die Lotterie
3 @antigonerising
3 @pma2015
3 Leigh

[Albie]

Sorry mama @antigonerising

Crystal Clear:
1 @antigonerising
2 groovetheory
2 Ivy Leegue™
2 die Lotterie
3 AmazDrag
3 weaver
3 Ty
3 SHOOTER
3 Lukas
4 Albie
4 Linnethia Monique
4 andrewantonio
4 summers
4 .indulgecountry
5 Kanenrá:ke
5 🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲
5 Exclusive
5 @pma2015
6 #LisaRinna
7 jenglisbe
8 Ling-Ling
8 Positive Tension
8 Leigh
10 taylor is terrified

All The Way Erased:
11 George
11 newpower
13 Mayman

Album Audio

[jenglisbe]

I don't necessarily like my rankings for these last 2 reveals, but that's more due to the strength of MIAM than anything; I love both songs.

[Albie]

And so we've come down to these two beloved singles. The battle for #1 was really fun to watch between these two. Just when you thought one had it, the other took it back. They were close the entire time.

Seven points separate #2 from #1.
One song has eleven #1s and the other seven.
Both songs have exactly one bottom five ranking.
The eighth-lowest SD vs. the fourth-highest.
I'll give you the movements after...

Top Two:
#Beautiful
vs.
You Don't Know What to Do

And the winner is...

[Positive Tension]

Yay, my top two matches this top two! It's not a surprising top two by any means, but both songs were just that good. "YDKWTD" FTW!

[Albie]

We tried it girls!

We Know What To Do:
1 Albie
1 Linnethia Monique
1 George
1 SHOOTER
1 Kanenrá:ke
1 summers
1 🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲
1 Positive Tension
1 Exclusive
1 newpower
1 .indulgecountry
2 AmazDrag
2 andrewantonio
3 Leigh
4 jenglisbe
4 Mayman
4 Ling-Ling
4 @antigonerising
4 @pma2015
5 weaver
5 #LisaRinna
6 Ivy Leegue™
9 die Lotterie

You Don't Know...
12 Ty
13 groovetheory
13 Lukas

You Never Will.
16 taylor is terrified

Album Audio


Live on Today


Live on Caution World Tour

---

Congrats to the seven of you!

Hermosas:
1 Mayman
1 #LisaRinna
1 groovetheory
1 andrewantonio
1 Ivy Leegue™
1 die Lotterie
1 @pma2015
2 taylor is terrified
2 jenglisbe
2 Kanenrá:ke
2 Positive Tension
2 Exclusive
2 Leigh
3 Ling-Ling
3 summers
3 newpower
4 weaver
4 George
5 Albie
5 Linnethia Monique
5 .indulgecountry
7 Lukas
8 SHOOTER
8 @antigonerising
10 Ty

Questionables:
11 AmazDrag
15 🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲

Official Video


Remix


"Hermosa"

[AmazDrag]

Such a predictable and underwhelming #1.

[Ling-Ling]

Mar 7, 2020 17:38:44 GMT -5 Albie said:

Sorry mama @antigonerising

Revenge for that "Dedicated" ranking

[Albie]

die Lotterie this is why I responded that way in our PM. .indulgecountry had brought YDKWTD back to #1 but your list kicked it right out lol. It didn't end up mattering as the few lists that followed would have done so anyway but at the time I was like...nooo! lol

Movements for YDKWTD:
1 AmazDrag
4 taylor is terrified
1 Linnethia Monique
2 jenglisbe
3 Mayman
3 weaver
3 Ling-Ling
2 George
2 #LisaRinna
2 groovetheory
3 Ty
3 andrewantonio
2 SHOOTER
3 Ivy Leegue™
2 Kanenrá:ke
2 summers
2 🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲
2 Lukas
2 Positive Tension
2 Exclusive
2 newpower
1 .indulgecountry
2 die Lotterie
2 @antigonerising
2 @pma2015
2 Leigh

Movements for #Beautiful:
8 AmazDrag
3 taylor is terrified
4 Linnethia Monique
3 jenglisbe
1 Mayman
2 weaver
2 Ling-Ling
1 George
1 #LisaRinna
1 groovetheory
1 Ty
1 andrewantonio
1 SHOOTER
1 Ivy Leegue™
1 Kanenrá:ke
1 summers
1 🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲
1 Lukas
1 Positive Tension
1 Exclusive
1 newpower
2 .indulgecountry
1 die Lotterie
1 @antigonerising
1 @pma2015
1 Leigh

[#LisaRinna]

FaaaAAAAIIIDEEEEEEEIEEEEEEYEEAAAAIIIIII YOU'RE ALWAYS SOMEWHERE BUT YOU'RE NOT THERE FOR ME OHH, NOT THERE FOR ME-EH, NOT THERE FOR ME-EH EEH EEH! Powerful.


Congrats to the #15, bop of the 2010s decade "#Beautiful" for being so effortlessly sexy and catchy and still fresh as the day it came out.

[#LisaRinna]

Youuuuuuu need to goooooh
dooon't look so surpraaaaaaised
cause weeeeee
had a love
that won't be immortalaaaaiiiized

Say you need me knooooww
Soooou lost without me naaoooowww

But our lil romance is thruuu
because baisicly boy you

You just don't knooooooow what to doooooooooooo
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *vibrato*

SLAYED. 

[Albie]

As always, thanks so much lambs for participating and following along! I hope I didn't try your patience too much with my hiatus. As much as we love this album, it's time to let it go...



...and proceed with Caution. The Caution rankdown is open now!

[.indulgecountry]

"You Don't Know What to Do" was robbed. </3

[SHOOTER]

I swear some folks are allergic to ranking anything not a "hit" at the top 🙄 but I guess it could be worse because you could believe Thirsty was the best thing this album had to offer.



Thanks for hosting! Albie

[Deleted]

My top was the top 5 and I love them all. In the end it was a toss up but went with #Beautiful because it still feels timeless. Like a classic that wasnt a classic.

Honestly ask me today and i might have ranked Dedicated #1. Faded and MILG would have been perfectly fine at the top spot too.

But I thank you for not being awful. I thought the POP and OP crew would rank You're Mine Eternal #1 due to the autotune.