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Post by samo🦕 on Dec 17, 2020 13:20:48 GMT -5
I'm glad one of his songs finally got the rank it deserved, but he's done worse
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Post by Devil Marlena Nylund on Dec 17, 2020 13:27:33 GMT -5
Dream About You is out way too early. Sad. :(
A bit surprised people tanked Short Dick Man. It’s not an amazing song but Gillette was fun for a hot minute.
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Leo ✔
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Post by Leo ✔ on Dec 17, 2020 13:28:10 GMT -5
all of his songs are heavily overhated.
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Post by Unhinged on Dec 17, 2020 13:29:24 GMT -5
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Post by CF15 on Dec 17, 2020 13:35:32 GMT -5
I expected “Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?” to be out this early, given the artist. It burned over time on me, but it still gets too much hate. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” was robbed of #1 because of it, though.
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Post by CF15 on Dec 17, 2020 13:36:23 GMT -5
And I don’t even remember how the After 7 song goes. :sip2:
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Unhinged
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Post by Unhinged on Dec 17, 2020 13:39:55 GMT -5
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Post by CF15 on Dec 17, 2020 13:45:10 GMT -5
This was actually fine, I guess.
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Post by chanman on Dec 17, 2020 13:50:40 GMT -5
I expected “Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?” to be out this early, given the artist. It burned over time on me, but it still gets too much hate. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” was robbed of #1 because of it, though. Light guitar tones, good build up at the bridge, HYERLAW classic for me.
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Post by Unhinged on Dec 17, 2020 13:51:36 GMT -5
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Post by Devil Marlena Nylund on Dec 17, 2020 13:51:39 GMT -5
Is that a P p p p p p p p p perfect score? I never g g g g g g g g get those!
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Post by Unhinged on Dec 17, 2020 13:52:49 GMT -5
Back tomorrow with 100-91!
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Post by Troy on Dec 17, 2020 13:53:04 GMT -5
5 bottom 10s cleared so far, not bad
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Post by singingrulebritannia on Dec 17, 2020 13:58:00 GMT -5
Ngl Old school by a good margin is the worst 2Pac and Biggie song here but let's wait till the times comes Disagree profusely, but more importantly what are you trying to insinuate by mentioning it all the way down here?
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Post by anthony11554 on Dec 17, 2020 14:04:56 GMT -5
Ngl Old school by a good margin is the worst 2Pac and Biggie song here but let's wait till the times comes Disagree profusely, but more importantly what are you trying to insinuate by mentioning it all the way down here? The worst 2pac and Biggie song is still very high on my list they're all great, the other 3 are just classics. Also for you're 2nd point idk i was bored and just wanted to say something
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2020 14:15:29 GMT -5
#105
Short Dick Man 20 Fingers ft. Gillette
@gabingston - 107
Glad this steaming pile of crap is out early. eENiE wEenIe TeENiE wEeNIe sHrIvLeD lItTLe sH0rT dICk mAn.
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Post by Red on Dec 17, 2020 14:52:20 GMT -5
Are you still planning on doing the 2014 and 2011 Year-End Rankdowns? Assuming I get out of this rankdown funk I'm in, I'm still planning on doing them, yes. Bryan Adams where he deserves to be, you love to see it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2020 16:08:28 GMT -5
Are you still planning on doing the 2014 and 2011 Year-End Rankdowns? Assuming I get out of this rankdown funk I'm in, I'm still planning on doing them, yes. Bryan Adams where he deserves to be, you love to see it. I don't hate Bryan Adams like most people in these circles do, but yeah, HYERLAW is mediocre AF.
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Post by Ky on Dec 17, 2020 16:23:22 GMT -5
No complaints so far! I just love the vocals on any After 7 song, but fully expected it to be gone early. It hurts me to rank Stevie B so low, but I don't love these two songs (especially "Dream About You").
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Post by wyckyd on Dec 17, 2020 16:35:49 GMT -5
107 (88): Maybe it's the benefit of lowered expectations coming from their terrible ballad in the '94 rankdown, but I don't think "Constantly" is bad at all. It's not great, or all that good (having a better singer perform it could've elevated it), but as it is, it's okay-ish.
106 (105): so close, yet so far... I cannot remember how this song goes at all.
105 (107): E E N Y W E E N Y T E E N Y W E E N Y S H R I V E L E D L I T T L E (seriously though, this is the worst hit song of the 1990s. THE worst)
104 (106): My dad's a Bryan Adams fan (at least a fan of everything from his debut album to "Waking Up the Neighbours") and even he hates this song. And so do I, it's worthless.
102 (80): This was fine. A little too low-key, but fine.
103 (87)/101 (85): Ehh
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Post by Mirago on Dec 17, 2020 17:38:32 GMT -5
Reckless Bryan is great but Don Juan Bryan is the opposite. Great start, just a few more strained male vocals to go.
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Post by Human Clay on Dec 17, 2020 18:04:24 GMT -5
Most of the songs so far have just been making me make this face: Just any of these songs give me that look of confusion. Hopefully, we'll be getting more of the classically bad songs out soon.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2020 18:28:03 GMT -5
105 (107): E E N Y W E E N Y T E E N Y W E E N Y S H R I V E L E D L I T T L E (seriously though, this is the worst hit song of the 1990s. THE worst) I haven't gone through every year of the decade (I've looked at 1992, 1995 and 1998), but I don't think it's likely that I'll find anything worse than Short Dick Man in the seven years from the 90s that I have yet to look at (although another song that will be appearing later on in this rankdown comes close).
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Post by newpower on Dec 17, 2020 18:43:43 GMT -5
compared with some of the songs that are popular now, short dick man is a masterpiece.
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Post by anthony11554 on Dec 17, 2020 19:06:33 GMT -5
compared with some of the songs that are popular now, short dick man is a masterpiece. Mainstream music bad >:(
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Post by Leo ✔ on Dec 17, 2020 20:56:29 GMT -5
compared with some of the songs that are popular now, short dick man is a masterpiece. Mainstream music bad >:( in your case is "girl music bad"
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Post by anthony11554 on Dec 17, 2020 21:28:34 GMT -5
Mainstream music bad in your case is "girl music bad" Chill bro let's wait a little bit to roast me on that
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2020 21:30:56 GMT -5
compared with some of the songs that are popular now, short dick man is a masterpiece. I disagree, Short Dick Man would be a lock for the bottom 5 even in the worst years for music like 2016 (and might even be a contender for #1 in some stronger years). It's terrible by any standard or metric you look at it.
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Post by CF15 on Dec 17, 2020 21:51:37 GMT -5
compared with some of the songs that are popular now, short dick man is a masterpiece. I disagree, Short Dick Man would be a lock for the bottom 5 even in the worst years for music like 2016 (and might even be a contender for #1 in some stronger years). It's terrible by any standard or metric you look at it. Yeah, as much as I find myself disliking more and more of what's popular with every year (maybe because I'm getting old), I'd honestly even take the vast majority of what made the year-end Hot 100 in the past few years over that travesty.
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Post by CF15 on Dec 17, 2020 21:56:46 GMT -5
in your case is "girl music bad" Chill bro let's wait a little bit to roast me on that I'll be sure to, once some of my favourite TLC songs are revealed with your low ranks.
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