The 2014 Billboard Hot 100 Rankdown...Re-Do (REVEALING)

[eidde]

[Sambalada]

This song aged like milk. Btw I still can rap nicki's verse 😎

[Deleted]

[walt91]

a moment 

[lyhom]

remember when jessie j, rixton, jhene aiko, and dj mustard collaborated on a song and released it for a pop tarts promo

[Red]

#45 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 0
Top 5s: 2
Top 10s: 6
Top 25s: 13
Top Halves: 29
Bottom 20s: 8
Bottom 10s: 4
Bottom 5s: 1
#100s: 1

Standard Deviation: 19th Highest

Movements

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{71 67 83 76 73 71 63 55 55 61 61 57 54 60 58 66 66 66 67 70 68 68 67 68 64 61 62 62 59 58 55 53 51 50 51 50 50 51 53 51 49 46 49 51 47 48 45 47 47 45 45}Hosts - 71
@crapkuki23 - 67
Fire - 83
singingrulebritannia - 76
trilogy - 73
@greento - 71
walt91 - 63
Mayman - 55
dremolus - solarpunk - 55
@gabingston - 61
willapted33 - 61
@matthewlam - 57
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 54
wyckyd - 60
filthy - 58
razorshark - 66
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 66
weaver and Fire edit - 66
tallen2001 - 67
alexcuse - 70
Sambalada - 68
aerodynamite - 68
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 67
Daryl the Beryl - 68
GP - 64
needyslovelanguage - 61
peacebone - 62
lyhom - 62
.indulgecountry - 59
crazyb - 58
Leo ✔ - 55
Mylo13 💜 - 53
jtd Thee Stallion - 51
tanooki - 50
anthony11554 - 51
fearlessarrow - 50
Beno - 50
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 51
BB🌕 - 53
tim - 51
toomuchboy - 49
Normi - 46
Adrian C. 🍓 - 49
awesomecharts - 51
woods - 47
Golden Bluebird - 48
eidde - 45
samo🦕 - 47
MoD - 47
maine - 45
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 45

[Leo ✔]

Aged terrible, sometimes I enjoy it hear it but other times I just skip it.

[jtd Thee Stallion]

Mar 28, 2021 21:31:11 GMT -5 lyhom said:

remember when jessie j, rixton, jhene aiko, and dj mustard collaborated on a song and released it for a pop tarts promo

Straight heat

[Deleted]

Mar 28, 2021 21:02:05 GMT -5 Red said:

almost forgot

[Red]

I'll return to this thought when we get to "Boom Clap", but it's a shame that Charli XCX only hit the Hot 100 by being the worst version of herself.

Oh, right, Iggy's here, too.

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{TEXT}#45
Iggy Azalea f/ Charli XCX - Fancy

Points: 2765
Standard Deviation: 27.047 (19TH HIGHEST)
Original RD Position: #58 (+13)

Year-End Position: #4
Peak: #1
Weeks: 39

woods - 2
needyslovelanguage - 4
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 8
tim - 8
.indulgecountry - 10
Mayman - 10
GP - 11
Normi - 11
crazyb - 13
Leo ✔ - 18
fearlessarrow - 22
Sambalada - 23
Mylo13 💜 - 25
@greento - 29
toomuchboy - 33
jtd Thee Stallion - 34
eidde - 34
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 38
tanooki - 39
MoD - 39
weaver - 40
singingrulebritannia - 41
dremolus - solarpunk - 42
maine - 43
walt91 - 44
willapted33 - 46
awesomecharts - 47
@matthewlam - 47
filthy - 48
samo🦕 - 51
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 51
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 53
trilogy - 58
peacebone - 59
BB🌕 - 63
lyhom - 64
Beno - 64
@crapkuki23 - 65
Red - 65
wrip - 68
anthony11554 - 72
tallen2001 - 75
aerodynamite - 75
alexcuse - 77
Golden Bluebird - 83
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 83
Adrian C. 🍓 - 87
Daryl the Beryl - 87
razorshark - 91
@gabingston - 93
Fire - 94
wyckyd - 100

Movements
71 67 83 76 73 71 63 55 55 61 61 57 54 60 58 66 66 66 67 70 68 68 67 68 64 61 62 62 59 58 55 53 51 50 51 50 50 51 53 51 49 46 49 51 47 48 45 47 47 45 45

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#38 2014 1.0 (Black Widow) | #58 2014 1.0 (Fancy) | #59 2014 2.0 (Black Widow)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Dark Horse
Counting Stars
Problem
Timber
Pompeii
Am I Wrong
Turn Down for What
Team
Royals
Wake Me Up
Chandelier
Latch
Habits (Stay High)
Summer
Boom Clap
Drunk in Love
Break Free
Burn
Rather Be
Don't Tell 'Em
Wrecking Ball
Not a Bad Thing
Ain't It Fun
Classic
A Sky Full of Stars
Don't
Hold On, We're Going Home
Sing
Radioactive
Hey Brother
2 On
Love Runs Out
Shower
Sweater Weather
Love Never Felt So Good
Birthday
Bartender
La La La
Do What U Want
Can't Remember to Forget You
Come with Me Now
Stay the Night
Partition
0 to 100/The Catch Up

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{TAGS}matteeeb
rom
jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

[Deleted]

[walt91]

stream Unlock It besties

[Sambalada]

Now this still holds up unexpectedly well imo.

[Red]

#44 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 1
Top 5s: 4
Top 10s: 5
Top 25s: 7
Top Halves: 29
Bottom 20s: 5
Bottom 10s: 2
Bottom 5s: 0
#100s: 0

Standard Deviation: 43rd Highest

Movements

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{32 24 27 23 21 31 21 24 32 27 34 35 43 39 42 37 41 38 37 39 40 39 41 39 44 45 43 42 45 48 47 47 47 47 49 51 52 47 45 44 40 42 37 38 38 38 39 36 39 42 44}Hosts - 32
@crapkuki23 - 24
Fire - 27
singingrulebritannia - 23
trilogy - 21
@greento - 31
walt91 - 21
Mayman - 24
dremolus - solarpunk - 32
@gabingston - 27
willapted33 - 34
@matthewlam - 35
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 43
wyckyd - 39
filthy - 42
razorshark - 37
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 41
weaver and Fire edit - 38
tallen2001 - 37
alexcuse - 39
Sambalada - 40
aerodynamite - 39
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 41
Daryl the Beryl - 39
GP - 44
needyslovelanguage - 45
peacebone - 43
lyhom - 42
.indulgecountry - 45
crazyb - 48
Leo ✔ - 47
Mylo13 💜 - 47
jtd Thee Stallion - 47
tanooki - 47
anthony11554 - 49
fearlessarrow - 51
Beno - 52
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 47
BB🌕 - 45
tim - 44
toomuchboy - 40
Normi - 42
Adrian C. 🍓 - 37
awesomecharts - 38
woods - 38
Golden Bluebird - 38
eidde - 39
samo🦕 - 36
MoD - 39
maine - 42
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 44

[fearlessarrow]

“Shake It Off” is a bop sorry not sorry~

Also say what you will about Iggy Azalea but “Fancy” still slaps.

[Leo ✔]

better than those noises y'all are gravitating to, and no, you ain't changing my mind.

[Deleted]

Mar 28, 2021 21:36:34 GMT -5 Red said:

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{TEXT}#45
Iggy Azalea f/ Charli XCX - Fancy
@gabingston - 93

I'll repeat what I said when I laid out my thoughts on 2014 at the beginning of this rankdown: Iggy Azalea was the female Vanilla Ice (although I do kinda like Ice Ice Baby).

[Mayman]

fancy is a classic

[Red]

The best of a weak crop of country songs that made the YE. I do hope that a couple of songs in the 2011 re-do do better than this.

Sorry, CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker.

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{TEXT}#44
Lady A - Bartender

Points: 2793
Standard Deviation: 24.137
Original RD Position: #66 (+22)

Year-End Position: #81
Peak: #31
Weeks: 20

CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 1
Adrian C. 🍓 - 3
walt91 - 4
tim - 5
razorshark - 8
singingrulebritannia - 21
@crapkuki23 - 23
Red - 26
BB🌕 - 27
samo🦕 - 28
lyhom - 28
toomuchboy - 29
Daryl the Beryl - 29
@gabingston - 29
Leo ✔ - 30
wyckyd - 30
trilogy - 33
tallen2001 - 39
aerodynamite - 39
Mylo13 💜 - 40
filthy - 40
peacebone - 40
wrip - 40
eidde - 41
woods - 42
Golden Bluebird - 42
Mayman - 47
weaver - 47
Sambalada - 49
willapted33 - 52
fearlessarrow - 54
tanooki - 54
needyslovelanguage - 55
jtd Thee Stallion - 56
awesomecharts - 57
@matthewlam - 57
Fire - 60
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 63
@greento - 65
MoD - 65
Beno - 68
alexcuse - 68
.indulgecountry - 72
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 73
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 76
dremolus - solarpunk - 78
Normi - 79
anthony11554 - 87
GP - 88
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 89
maine - 91
crazyb - 92

Movements
32 24 27 23 21 31 21 24 32 27 34 35 43 39 42 37 41 38 37 39 40 39 41 39 44 45 43 42 45 48 47 47 47 47 49 51 52 47 45 44 40 42 37 38 38 38 39 36 39 42 44

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#3 2010 (Need You Now) | #53 2009 (I Run to You) | #66 2014 1.0 (Bartender) | #74 2010 (American Honey) | #76 2013 (Downtown)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Dark Horse
Counting Stars
Problem
Timber
Pompeii
Am I Wrong
Turn Down for What
Team
Royals
Wake Me Up
Chandelier
Latch
Habits (Stay High)
Summer
Boom Clap
Drunk in Love
Break Free
Burn
Rather Be
Don't Tell 'Em
Wrecking Ball
Not a Bad Thing
Ain't It Fun
Classic
A Sky Full of Stars
Don't
Hold On, We're Going Home
Sing
Radioactive
Hey Brother
2 On
Love Runs Out
Shower
Sweater Weather
Love Never Felt So Good
Birthday
La La La
Do What U Want
Can't Remember to Forget You
Come with Me Now
Stay the Night
Partition
0 to 100/The Catch Up

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jamesflame
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Leaf
Geometrical

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Mar 28, 2021 21:43:08 GMT -5 Mayman said:

fancy is a classic

Yeah if we're talking Reba.

[Deleted]

she gave me a wink
i winked back

[Sambalada]

Mar 28, 2021 21:41:18 GMT -5 Leo ✔ said:

better than those noises y'all are gravitating to, and no, you ain't changing my mind.

[Leo ✔]

I'm happy this make it to the top half this time.

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Also by tradition

*wakes up from nap*

*sees my NUMBER FUCKING 1 GONE*

*gives up on life and orders pizza*

[Deleted]

Ok cool but this is the better Bartender track

[fearlessarrow]

I generally like Lady A, and while I still do like "Bartender" to some extent it's easily the one that's aged the worst for me out of their big hits.

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Mar 28, 2021 21:47:19 GMT -5 Geometrical said:

Ok cool but this is the better Bartender track

Now now, I know I'm down and out, but nows not the time for wrong opinions here

[Red]

#43 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 0
Top 5s: 0
Top 10s: 1
Top 25s: 12
Top Halves: 29
Bottom 20s: 5
Bottom 10s: 0
Bottom 5s: 0
#100s: 0

Standard Deviation: 18th Lowest

Movements

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{36 30 29 24 32 32 32 40 45 40 37 39 42 41 36 31 29 30 31 35 36 34 35 37 34 32 32 35 37 38 39 45 40 41 42 41 39 42 42 40 39 41 39 39 40 44 43 43 40 40 43}Hosts - 36
@crapkuki23 - 30
Fire - 29
singingrulebritannia - 24
trilogy - 32
@greento - 32
walt91 - 32
Mayman - 40
dremolus - solarpunk - 45
@gabingston - 40
willapted33 - 37
@matthewlam - 39
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 42
wyckyd - 41
filthy - 36
razorshark - 31
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 29
weaver and Fire edit - 30
tallen2001 - 31
alexcuse - 35
Sambalada - 36
aerodynamite - 34
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 35
Daryl the Beryl - 37
GP - 34
needyslovelanguage - 32
peacebone - 32
lyhom - 35
.indulgecountry - 37
crazyb - 38
Leo ✔ - 39
Mylo13 💜 - 45
jtd Thee Stallion - 40
tanooki - 41
anthony11554 - 42
fearlessarrow - 41
Beno - 39
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 42
BB🌕 - 42
tim - 40
toomuchboy - 39
Normi - 41
Adrian C. 🍓 - 39
awesomecharts - 39
woods - 40
Golden Bluebird - 44
eidde - 43
samo🦕 - 43
MoD - 40
maine - 40
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 43

[Red]

Ultimately probably slightly better than where I ranked it, but everything surrounding this song just makes me feel icky, and it mostly has to do with the graverobbing aspect of this whole thing.

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{TEXT}#43
Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake - Love Never Felt So Good

Points: 2797
Standard Deviation: 21.250 (18TH LOWEST)
Original RD Position: #67 (+24)

Year-End Position: #78
Peak: #9
Weeks: 20

filthy - 10
needyslovelanguage - 11
MoD - 12
jtd Thee Stallion - 15
singingrulebritannia - 17
Adrian C. 🍓 - 20
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 20
razorshark - 21
BB🌕 - 22
wrip - 24
peacebone - 25
willapted33 - 25
@crapkuki23 - 28
samo🦕 - 32
aerodynamite - 33
@gabingston - 34
Beno - 35
wyckyd - 40
woods - 40
@greento - 41
tallen2001 - 42
walt91 - 43
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 45
anthony11554 - 46
eidde - 48
GP - 48
Daryl the Beryl - 49
Red - 50
awesomecharts - 50
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 52
@matthewlam - 52
weaver - 56
dremolus - solarpunk - 56
maine - 56
tim - 57
toomuchboy - 57
Fire - 57
fearlessarrow - 58
trilogy - 59
tanooki - 61
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 64
crazyb - 66
Mayman - 68
lyhom - 71
Leo ✔ - 71
Normi - 72
Sambalada - 74
alexcuse - 81
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 84
Mylo13 💜 - 85
.indulgecountry - 85
Golden Bluebird - 87

Movements
36 30 29 24 32 32 32 40 45 40 37 39 42 41 36 31 29 30 31 35 36 34 35 37 34 32 32 35 37 38 39 45 40 41 42 41 39 42 42 40 39 41 39 39 40 44 43 43 40 40 43

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
Michael Jackson: #1 1983 (Billie Jean) | #2 1980 (Rock with You) | #2 1989 (Smooth Criminal) | #3 1984 (Thriller) | #3 1988 (The Way You Make Me Feel) | #6 1983 (Wanna Be Startin' Somthin') | #7 1983 (Beat It) | #7 1988 (Man in the Mirror) | #8 1987 (Bad) | #9 1980 (Off the Wall) | #9 1992 (Remember the Time) | #12 1992 (Black or White) | #13 1988 (Dirty Diana) | #15 1983 (Human Nature) | #15 1995 (Scream) | #35 1984 (Say Say Say) | #45 1992 (In the Closet) | #45 1993 (Will You Be There) | #49 1987 (I Just Can't Stop Loving You) | #55 2002 (Butterflies) | #56 1980 (She's Out of My Life) | #62 1995 (You Are Not Alone) | #67 2014 1.0 (Love Never Felt So Good) | #90 1983 (The Girl is Mine) | #98 1995 (Childhood)

Justin Timberlake: #3 2007 (What Goes Around...Comes Around) | #5 2003 (Cry Me a River) | #6 2013 (Mirrors) | #8 2003 (Rock Your Body) | #9 2006 (My Love) | #10 2007 (My Love) | #12 2006 (SexyBack) | #18 2007 (LoveStoned) | #23 2002 (Like I Love You) | #23 2007 (Summer Love) | #24 2007 (SexyBack) | #32 2013 (Suit & Tie) | #35 2018 (Say Something) | #53 2016 1.0 (Can't Stop the Feeling) | #59 2014 1.0 (Not a Bad Thing) | #61 2016 2.0 (Can't Stop the Feeling) | #66 2017 (Can't Stop the Feeling)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Dark Horse
Counting Stars
Problem
Timber
Pompeii
Am I Wrong
Turn Down for What
Team
Royals
Wake Me Up
Chandelier
Latch
Habits (Stay High)
Summer
Boom Clap
Drunk in Love
Break Free
Burn
Rather Be
Don't Tell 'Em
Wrecking Ball
Not a Bad Thing
Ain't It Fun
Classic
A Sky Full of Stars
Don't
Hold On, We're Going Home
Sing
Radioactive
Hey Brother
2 On
Love Runs Out
Shower
Sweater Weather
Birthday
La La La
Do What U Want
Can't Remember to Forget You
Come with Me Now
Stay the Night
Partition
0 to 100/The Catch Up

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{TAGS}matteeeb
rom
jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

[Sambalada]

graverobbing aside, this song is just cringe