The 2014 Billboard Hot 100 Rankdown...Re-Do (REVEALING)

[Deleted]

"I wanna thrill ya like Michael
I wanna kiss you like Prince
Let's get it on like Marvin Gaye, like Hathaway
Write a song for you like this"

ugh

[Mylo13 💜]

I ranked this surprisingly high lol this isn't *that* good

[𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤]

I couldn’t rank this low cuz I didn’t dislike it, but I don’t love it. It’s just there

[anthony11554]

Mar 29, 2021 19:29:22 GMT -5 trilogy said:

"I wanna thrill ya like Michael
I wanna kiss you like Prince
Let's get it on like Marvin Gaye, like Hathaway
Write a song for you like this"

ugh

mad you can't write poetry like that??

[Deleted]

Mar 29, 2021 19:30:16 GMT -5 anthony11554 said:

Mar 29, 2021 19:29:22 GMT -5 trilogy said:

"I wanna thrill ya like Michael
I wanna kiss you like Prince
Let's get it on like Marvin Gaye, like Hathaway
Write a song for you like this"

ugh

mad you can't write poetry like that??

[wrip]

#38 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 0
Top 5s: 1
Top 10s: 3
Top 25s: 14
Top Halves: 28
Bottom 20s: 6
Bottom 10s: 3
Bottom 5s: 1
#100s: 0

Standard Deviation: 37th Highest

Movements

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{47 38 53 50 49 58 52 56 52 56 59 61 64 58 55 51 50 47 50 49 52 48 46 48 46 41 39 39 36 35 36 34 34 37 36 37 40 38 39 43 41 43 48 46 41 40 41 41 41 41 38}Hosts - 47
@crapkuki23 - 38
Fire - 53
singingrulebritannia - 50
trilogy - 49
@greento - 58
walt91 - 52
Mayman - 56
dremolus - solarpunk - 52
@gabingston - 56
willapted33 - 59
@matthewlam - 61
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 64
wyckyd - 58
filthy - 55
razorshark - 51
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 50
weaver and Fire edit - 47
tallen2001 - 50
alexcuse - 49
Sambalada - 52
aerodynamite - 48
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 46
Daryl the Beryl - 48
GP - 46
needyslovelanguage - 41
peacebone - 39
lyhom - 39
.indulgecountry - 36
crazyb - 35
Leo ✔ - 36
Mylo13 💜 - 34
jtd Thee Stallion - 34
tanooki - 37
anthony11554 - 36
fearlessarrow - 37
Beno - 40
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 38
BB🌕 - 39
tim - 43
toomuchboy - 41
Normi - 43
Adrian C. 🍓 - 48
awesomecharts - 46
woods - 41
Golden Bluebird - 40
eidde - 41
samo🦕 - 41
MoD - 41
maine - 41
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 38

[tanooki]

fucking finally jesus

[MoD]

Mar 29, 2021 19:31:42 GMT -5 trilogy said:

Mar 29, 2021 19:30:16 GMT -5 anthony11554 said:

mad you can't write poetry like that??

BADAK DAN IKAN!

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Another I boosted by 2

Im getting too scared yall

[singingrulebritannia]

You guys really put this 40 spots higher than "Me & My Broken Heart"? lmao

It's basically the same Hot AC-core with mild late-90s Nick star vibes

[rom]

Mar 29, 2021 19:28:17 GMT -5 wrip said:

yo its bill hader and chris redd

[maine]

"Classic" is a bop don't hate

[anthony11554]

Mar 29, 2021 19:33:51 GMT -5 rom said:

Mar 29, 2021 19:28:17 GMT -5 wrip said:

yo its bill hader and chris redd

You can still delete this

[jtd Thee Stallion]

Mar 29, 2021 19:33:07 GMT -5 singingrulebritannia said:

You guys really put this 40 spots higher than "Me & My Broken Heart"? lmao

It's basically the same Hot AC-core with mild late-90s Nick star vibes

*60

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Mar 29, 2021 19:33:07 GMT -5 singingrulebritannia said:

You guys really put this 40 spots higher than "Me & My Broken Heart"? lmao

It's basically the same Hot AC-core with mild 90s Nick star vibes

One is a charming and goofy song sung to a girl in hopes of getting her to notice the guy in question

The other is a whiny bitch who seems like he can't be self reliant so he needs to drag someone else down

The difference is Day and Night here

[wrip]

Honestly what I said about the previous reveal can be applied here. This was such a jam at the time, though it hasn't aged well for me.

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{TEXT}#38
Ed Sheeran - Sing

Points: 2840
Standard Deviation: 24.779
Original RD Position: #22 (-16)

Year-End Position: #56
Peak: #13
Weeks: 20

woods - 4
razorshark - 6
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 8
GP - 12
wyckyd - 13
awesomecharts - 18
weaver - 18
filthy - 20
@crapkuki23 - 22
needyslovelanguage - 22
lyhom - 23
Mylo13 💜 - 23
peacebone - 24
aerodynamite - 25
jtd Thee Stallion - 28
MoD - 31
walt91 - 31
dremolus - solarpunk - 32
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 32
Golden Bluebird - 34
Red - 34
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 36
anthony11554 - 38
singingrulebritannia - 38
.indulgecountry - 42
trilogy - 44
crazyb - 45
toomuchboy - 50
alexcuse - 51
BB🌕 - 52
Daryl the Beryl - 53
Leo ✔ - 55
eidde - 57
maine - 58
samo🦕 - 59
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 60
wrip - 60
@matthewlam - 64
tallen2001 - 64
Normi - 66
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 68
@gabingston - 69
fearlessarrow - 71
Sambalada - 72
Mayman - 72
willapted33 - 72
Adrian C. 🍓 - 81
Beno - 85
@greento - 89
Fire - 91
tim - 92
tanooki - 98

Movements
47 38 53 50 49 58 52 56 52 56 59 61 64 58 55 51 50 47 50 49 52 48 46 48 46 41 39 39 36 35 36 34 34 37 36 37 40 38 39 43 41 43 48 46 41 40 41 41 41 41 38

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#9 2017 (Castle on the Hill) | #11 2014 1.0 (Don't) | #18 2015 2.0 (Don't) | #22 2014 1.0 (Sing) | #31 2017 (Shape of You) | #37 2015 1.0 (Don't) | #34 2013 (The A Team) | #44 2015 1.0 (Thinking Out Loud) | #52 2019 (Beautiful People) | #53 2018 (Perfect) | #56 2018 (Shape of You) | #58 2015 2.0 (Thinking Out Loud) | #62 2015 2.0 (Photograph) | #77 2015 1.0 (Photograph) | #84 2019 (I Don't Care)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Dark Horse
Counting Stars
Problem
Timber
Pompeii
Am I Wrong
Team
Royals
Wake Me Up
Chandelier
Latch
Habits (Stay High)
Summer
Boom Clap
Drunk in Love
Break Free
Burn
Rather Be
Wrecking Ball
Ain't It Fun
A Sky Full of Stars
Don't
Hold On, We're Going Home
Radioactive
Hey Brother
2 On
Love Runs Out
Shower
Sweater Weather
Birthday
La La La
Do What U Want
Can't Remember to Forget You
Come with Me Now
Stay the Night
Partition
0 to 100/The Catch Up

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{TAGS}matteeeb
rom
jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

[Fire]

this song is absolute shit lmao

[Mylo13 💜]

I still think this one is awesome though! This was probably Ed Sheeran's best era honestly

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

THERE IT IS

I have 2 left and neither are gonna win so if we can rip that band-aid off that would be appreciated

[anthony11554]

Mar 29, 2021 19:35:36 GMT -5 wrip said:

Honestly what I said about the previous reveal can be applied here. This was such a jam at the time, though it hasn't aged well for me.

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{TEXT}#38
Ed Sheeran - Sing

Points: 2840
Standard Deviation: 24.779
Original RD Position: #22 (-16)

Year-End Position: #56
Peak: #13
Weeks: 20

anthony11554 - 38
singingrulebritannia - 38

Good Opinion

[Red]

I just can't bring myself to hate this, I'm sorry.

The thumbnail is giving me life, though. It's like Ed is being presented as the winner of the "Whitest Guy in the Room" award.

[anthony11554]

Mar 29, 2021 19:37:42 GMT -5 Red said:

I just can't bring myself to hate this, I'm sorry.

The thumbnail is giving me life, though. It's like Ed is being presented as the winner of the "Whitest Guy in the Room" award.

Look at Ed Sheeran so inspirational man

[wrip]

#37 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 1
Top 5s: 2
Top 10s: 6
Top 25s: 18
Top Halves: 33
Bottom 20s: 12
Bottom 10s: 2
Bottom 5s: 1
#100s: 1

Standard Deviation: 3rd Highest

Movements

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[rom]

Mar 29, 2021 19:37:42 GMT -5 Red said:

I just can't bring myself to hate this, I'm sorry.

The thumbnail is giving me life, though. It's like Ed is being presented as the winner of the "Whitest Guy in the Room" award.

ladies and gentlemen i present to you the winner of the "vanilla ice go white boy go" award

[𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤]

“Sing” just aged bad

[anthony11554]

Never say anything that Red can quote you on later  :(

[wrip]

Idk, something about this song has always gotten on my nerve...
Condolences, wyckyd

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{TEXT}#37
KONGOS - Come with Me Now

Points: 2867
Standard Deviation: 30.348 (3RD HIGHEST)
Original RD Position: #16 (-21)

Year-End Position: #88
Peak: #31
Weeks: 21

wyckyd - 1
Red - 5
tallen2001 - 6
maine - 7
Daryl the Beryl - 9
razorshark - 10
aerodynamite - 12
Leo ✔ - 12
@gabingston - 12
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 13
singingrulebritannia - 14
Adrian C. 🍓 - 16
MoD - 19
awesomecharts - 21
@matthewlam - 24
needyslovelanguage - 25
eidde - 25
Beno - 25
BB🌕 - 26
lyhom - 27
dremolus - solarpunk - 28
walt91 - 32
peacebone - 33
anthony11554 - 35
samo🦕 - 37
@crapkuki23 - 38
alexcuse - 38
filthy - 41
woods - 46
willapted33 - 47
Fire - 47
jtd Thee Stallion - 48
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 50
crazyb - 63
Golden Bluebird - 67
Sambalada - 69
@greento - 74
trilogy - 77
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 77
tim - 79
fearlessarrow - 82
Mylo13 💜 - 83
GP - 84
Normi - 84
toomuchboy - 85
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 86
wrip - 86
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 88
Mayman - 88
tanooki - 90
weaver - 94
.indulgecountry - 100

Movements
45 44 50 43 51 55 51 58 54 50 50 48 51 45 46 41 44 45 41 38 42 37 38 34 37 35 35 34 38 39 34 36 37 42 41 44 42 39 37 38 42 48 44 40 42 43 42 39 37 34 37

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#16 2014 1.0 (Come with Me Now)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Dark Horse
Counting Stars
Problem
Timber
Pompeii
Am I Wrong
Team
Royals
Wake Me Up
Chandelier
Latch
Habits (Stay High)
Summer
Boom Clap
Drunk in Love
Break Free
Burn
Rather Be
Wrecking Ball
Ain't It Fun
A Sky Full of Stars
Don't
Hold On, We're Going Home
Radioactive
Hey Brother
2 On
Love Runs Out
Shower
Sweater Weather
Birthday
La La La
Do What U Want
Can't Remember to Forget You
Stay the Night
Partition
0 to 100/The Catch Up

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{TAGS}matteeeb
rom
jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

[𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤]

If a migraine was a song

[Deleted]

Mar 29, 2021 19:33:07 GMT -5 singingrulebritannia said:

You guys really put this 40 spots higher than "Me & My Broken Heart"? lmao

It's basically the same Hot AC-core with mild late-90s Nick star vibes

So in other words:

[Fire]

am i crazy for thinking this would finish in the top 20 lmao