The 2014 Billboard Hot 100 Rankdown...Re-Do (REVEALING)

[singingrulebritannia]

Fucking abysmal. Stupid-ass, Country Bear Jamboree-ass, joke of a song

[wrip]

#33 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 0
Top 5s: 2
Top 10s: 8
Top 25s: 17
Top Halves: 29
Bottom 20s: 8
Bottom 10s: 0
Bottom 5s: 0
#100s: 0

Standard Deviation: 9th Highest

Movements

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Mar 29, 2021 20:18:03 GMT -5 wrip said:

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{TEXT}#34
Avicii - Hey Brother
@gabingston - 1

Press F for Avicii. As for the song itself, I'm glad it made it to the edge of the top third. Here's to hoping the rest of my Top 10 has better luck.

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Mar 29, 2021 20:24:59 GMT -5 wrip said:

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i hate it here

[𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤]

Hey brother is cute, sue my tasteless ass

I also know that shower isn’t the best song in the world but if you don’t boogie when it comes on ur soulless

[wrip]

The way I was obsessed with this in 2014... in fact I was obsessed with just about every Katy Perry song at the time

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{TEXT}#33
Katy Perry f/ Juicy J - Dark Horse

Points: 2948
Standard Deviation: 28.232 (9TH HIGHEST)
Original RD Position: #34 (+1)

Year-End Position: #2
Peak: #1 (4 Weeks)
Weeks: 57

Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 3
weaver - 4
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 6
Leo ✔ - 7
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 9
.indulgecountry - 9
fearlessarrow - 9
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 10
Fire - 12
toomuchboy - 12
Mayman - 13
crazyb - 15
Normi - 15
tim - 18
Sambalada - 19
MoD - 23
tanooki - 24
maine - 26
jtd Thee Stallion - 26
woods - 29
alexcuse - 32
Daryl the Beryl - 32
GP - 36
singingrulebritannia - 36
trilogy - 38
tallen2001 - 44
wrip - 44
filthy - 47
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 49
@greento - 51
razorshark - 55
Golden Bluebird - 57
Adrian C. 🍓 - 59
lyhom - 59
willapted33 - 59
@matthewlam - 59
anthony11554 - 60
peacebone - 61
BB🌕 - 70
awesomecharts - 74
walt91 - 78
eidde - 78
Red - 79
dremolus - solarpunk - 80
wyckyd - 81
Beno - 82
samo🦕 - 83
@crapkuki23 - 83
@gabingston - 86
aerodynamite - 86
needyslovelanguage - 88
Mylo13 💜 - 89

Movements
67 71 58 53 50 50 55 49 53 59 63 62 56 59 57 59 55 50 49 47 43 47 43 43 41 46 45 47 43 40 35 37 36 35 37 33 37 37 38 36 33 30 33 34 33 33 34 38 34 35 33

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#2 2008 (Hot N Cold) | #2 2010 (Teenage Dream) | #4 2011 1.0 (Teenage Dream) | #6 2009 (Hot N Cold) | #11 2010 (California Gurls) | #13 2011 1.0 (E.T.) | #14 2012 (The One That Got Away) | #19 2009 (Waking Up In Vegas) | #19 2011 1.0 (Firework) | #24 2012 (Wide Awake) | #30 2011 1.0 (Last Friday Night) | #33 2008 (I Kissed a Girl) | #34 2014 1.0 (Dark Horse) | #47 2017 (Chained to the Rhythm) | #54 2012 (Part of Me) | #68 2013 (Roar) | #68 2014 2.0 (Roar) | #72 2014 1.0 (Roar) | #75 2014 1.0 (Birthday)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Counting Stars
Problem
Timber
Pompeii
Am I Wrong
Team
Royals
Wake Me Up
Chandelier
Latch
Habits (Stay High)
Summer
Boom Clap
Drunk in Love
Break Free
Burn
Rather Be
Wrecking Ball
Ain't It Fun
A Sky Full of Stars
Don't
Hold On, We're Going Home
2 On
Love Runs Out
Sweater Weather
Birthday
La La La
Do What U Want
Can't Remember to Forget You
Stay the Night
Partition
0 to 100/The Catch Up

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jamesflame
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Leaf
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[Red]

Soccer Mom's First Trap Song

[lyhom]

I thought that katy was saying "did your daddy do this?" in the chorus for the longest time

(I almost typed katy as "haty")

[wyckyd]

The right Katy Perry song came out on top.

[Deleted]

three 6 mafia gets overtaken by swedish house mafia and takes over the memphis rap scene

[Leo ✔]

Come With Me Now should've been higher.
Surprised Dark Horse almost hit top 30.

[Deleted]

Mar 29, 2021 20:31:30 GMT -5 wrip said:

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{TEXT}#33
Katy Perry f/ Juicy J - Dark Horse
@gabingston - 86

Katy Perry was the biggest popstar of the Early 2010s. Her previous album had five #1 hits (six if you count the reissue). The single immediately preceding this went to #1 for four weeks. This was the second biggest hit of 2014 and the biggest hit of Katy Perry's career. Katy, you may be a dark horse now that your success has faded away, but you certainly weren't a dark horse back then, far from it.
Also, this song is just flat-out bad. It's not her worst hit (we'll be getting to that in the near future), but it's definitely up there.

[𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤]

Dark Horse fucking went off, I love the drop even if it’s dated

The Jeffrey dahmer line ruins it tho honestly

[wrip]

#32 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 0
Top 5s: 2
Top 10s: 5
Top 25s: 18
Top Halves: 33
Bottom 20s: 5
Bottom 10s: 2
Bottom 5s: 1
#100s: 0

Standard Deviation: 14th Highest

Movements

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{18 25 37 26 26 21 23 25 20 22 21 18 19 17 16 14 15 19 20 23 22 22 25 24 26 25 25 25 25 25 28 31 30 30 29 31 29 31 29 30 31 34 35 35 36 34 32 33 31 32 32}Hosts - 18
@crapkuki23 - 25
Fire - 37
singingrulebritannia - 26
trilogy - 26
@greento - 21
walt91 - 23
Mayman - 25
dremolus - solarpunk - 20
@gabingston - 22
willapted33 - 21
@matthewlam - 18
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 19
wyckyd - 17
filthy - 16
razorshark - 14
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 15
weaver and Fire edit - 19
tallen2001 - 20
alexcuse - 23
Sambalada - 22
aerodynamite - 22
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 25
Daryl the Beryl - 24
GP - 26
needyslovelanguage - 25
peacebone - 25
lyhom - 25
.indulgecountry - 25
crazyb - 25
Leo ✔ - 28
Mylo13 💜 - 31
jtd Thee Stallion - 30
tanooki - 30
anthony11554 - 29
fearlessarrow - 31
Beno - 29
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 31
BB🌕 - 29
tim - 30
toomuchboy - 31
Normi - 34
Adrian C. 🍓 - 35
awesomecharts - 35
woods - 36
Golden Bluebird - 34
eidde - 32
samo🦕 - 33
MoD - 31
maine - 32
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 32

[𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤]

@gabingston did u just insinuate that birthday is her worst hit because I will throw hands

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Mar 29, 2021 20:38:19 GMT -5 𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 said:

@gabingston did u just insinuate that birthday is her worst hit because I will throw hands

You'll just have to wait and see.

[wyckyd]

Mar 29, 2021 20:35:36 GMT -5 @gabingston said:

Mar 29, 2021 20:31:30 GMT -5 wrip said:

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{TEXT}#33
Katy Perry f/ Juicy J - Dark Horse
@gabingston - 86

It's not her worst hit (we'll be getting to that in the near future)

wait what?

[Sambalada]

Mar 29, 2021 20:38:19 GMT -5 𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 said:

@gabingston did u just insinuate that birthday is her worst hit because I will throw hands

I wouldn't consult about music taste to them tbh.

[𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤]

Mar 29, 2021 20:39:16 GMT -5 @gabingston said:

Mar 29, 2021 20:38:19 GMT -5 𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 said:

@gabingston did u just insinuate that birthday is her worst hit because I will throw hands

You'll just have to wait and see.

[wrip]

Pleasantly surprised to see this do so well.

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{TEXT}#32
Drake - 0 to 100/The Catch Up

Points: 3000
Standard Deviation: 27.521 (14TH HIGHEST)
Original RD Position: #71 (+39)

Year-End Position: #97
Peak: #35
Weeks: 20

anthony11554 - 3
filthy - 4
@matthewlam - 6
singingrulebritannia - 9
dremolus - solarpunk - 9
MoD - 11
Golden Bluebird - 11
Red - 12
aerodynamite - 13
willapted33 - 14
eidde - 15
Beno - 16
razorshark - 17
@greento - 19
BB🌕 - 19
lyhom - 20
Daryl the Beryl - 21
peacebone - 21
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 27
needyslovelanguage - 30
wyckyd - 32
wrip - 35
trilogy - 37
jtd Thee Stallion - 40
maine - 41
walt91 - 41
crazyb - 43
Sambalada - 44
tallen2001 - 46
@crapkuki23 - 47
@gabingston - 48
Mayman - 49
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 50
awesomecharts - 51
samo🦕 - 52
Adrian C. 🍓 - 54
Fire - 64
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 66
fearlessarrow - 66
tanooki - 67
GP - 67
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 70
.indulgecountry - 75
alexcuse - 76
Leo ✔ - 77
Normi - 80
woods - 80
toomuchboy - 87
weaver - 88
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 90
Mylo13 💜 - 95
tim - 97

Movements
18 25 37 26 26 21 23 25 20 22 21 18 19 17 16 14 15 19 20 23 22 22 25 24 26 25 25 25 25 25 28 31 30 30 29 31 29 31 29 30 31 34 35 35 36 34 32 33 31 32 32

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#5 2018 (Nice for What) | #7 2012 (Take Care) | #23 2014 1.0 (Hold On, We're Going Home) | #25 2016 1.0 (One Dance) | #26 2015 2.0 (Hotline Bling) | #28 2013 (Hold On, We're Going Home) | #28 2016 2.0 (One Dance) | #29 2016 1.0 (Hotline Bling) | #29 2016 2.0 (Hotline Bling) | #32 2009 (Forever) | #37 2010 (Forever) | #37 2016 2.0 (Too Good) | #38 2017 (Passionfruit) | #38 2018 (God's Plan) | #39 2009 (Best I Ever Had) | #39 2020 (Laugh Now, Cry Later) | #40 2018 (In My Feelings) | #45 2019 (Money from the Grave) | #46 2010 (Over) | #50 2016 1.0 (Too Good) | #52 2015 1.0 (Hotline Bling) | #52 2015 2.0 (Back to Back) | #53 2016 2.0 (Jumpman) | #62 2011 1.0 (Headlines) | #67 2012 (The Motto) | #67 2016 1.0 (Jumpman) | #71 2014 1.0 (0 to 100/The Catch Up) | #74 2013 (Started from the Bottom) | #74 2018 (Nonstop) | #84 2015 1.0 (Back to Back) | #85 2017 (Fake Love) | #88 2016 2.0 (Pop Style) | #95 2018 (Yes Indeed) | #96 2016 1.0 (Pop Style) | #96 2018 (I'm Upset) | #96 2020 (Toosie Slide)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Counting Stars
Problem
Timber
Pompeii
Am I Wrong
Team
Royals
Wake Me Up
Chandelier
Latch
Habits (Stay High)
Summer
Boom Clap
Drunk in Love
Break Free
Burn
Rather Be
Wrecking Ball
Ain't It Fun
A Sky Full of Stars
Don't
Hold On, We're Going Home
2 On
Love Runs Out
Sweater Weather
Birthday
La La La
Do What U Want
Can't Remember to Forget You
Stay the Night
Partition

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rom
jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

[Red]

I wish Drake still gave a damn.

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[wyckyd]

[woods]

-1 squad

[singingrulebritannia]

I realize I was asking for trouble putting any black people in my top 10 but geez

[Sambalada]

The way we didn't expect Drake's domination less than two years after this...

[wrip]

#31 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 0
Top 5s: 1
Top 10s: 5
Top 25s: 11
Top Halves: 36
Bottom 20s: 4
Bottom 10s: 2
Bottom 5s: 1
#100s: 0

Standard Deviation: 49th Lowest

Movements

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{34 31 20 29 33 30 38 43 38 38 45 47 49 51 52 53 48 43 43 40 44 42 40 41 38 42 40 40 41 36 42 38 38 38 38 38 35 34 34 35 37 35 34 32 32 31 31 32 32 31 31}Hosts - 34
@crapkuki23 - 31
Fire - 20
singingrulebritannia - 29
trilogy - 33
@greento - 30
walt91 - 38
Mayman - 43
dremolus - solarpunk - 38
@gabingston - 38
willapted33 - 45
@matthewlam - 47
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 49
wyckyd - 51
filthy - 52
razorshark - 53
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 48
weaver and Fire edit - 43
tallen2001 - 43
alexcuse - 40
Sambalada - 44
aerodynamite - 42
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 40
Daryl the Beryl - 41
GP - 38
needyslovelanguage - 42
peacebone - 40
lyhom - 40
.indulgecountry - 41
crazyb - 36
Leo ✔ - 42
Mylo13 💜 - 38
jtd Thee Stallion - 38
tanooki - 38
anthony11554 - 38
fearlessarrow - 38
Beno - 35
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 34
BB🌕 - 34
tim - 35
toomuchboy - 37
Normi - 35
Adrian C. 🍓 - 34
awesomecharts - 32
woods - 32
Golden Bluebird - 31
eidde - 31
samo🦕 - 32
MoD - 32
maine - 31
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 31

[wyckyd]

Mar 29, 2021 20:42:31 GMT -5 wrip said:

Pleasantly surprised to see this do so well.

#32
Drake - 0 to 100/The Catch Up

wyckyd - 32

Also, P-P-P-P-PERFECTO!!!

[wrip]

Weirdly enough, this song got better for me over time, compared to most songs here aging. I don't fully love this, but definitely enjoy it more now than in 2014.

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{TEXT}#31
Nico & Vinz - Am I Wrong

Points: 3027
Standard Deviation: 23.511
Original RD Position: #15 (-16)

Year-End Position: #14
Peak: #4
Weeks: 31

Normi - 3
weaver - 7
Beno - 8
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 9
awesomecharts - 10
Fire - 11
maine - 16
aerodynamite - 19
dremolus - solarpunk - 20
tallen2001 - 21
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 25
@greento - 26
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 26
crazyb - 28
Adrian C. 🍓 - 28
samo🦕 - 29
GP - 29
wrip - 30
@crapkuki23 - 30
jtd Thee Stallion - 31
peacebone - 32
tanooki - 34
Golden Bluebird - 36
.indulgecountry - 38
@gabingston - 39
alexcuse - 41
Red - 42
razorshark - 43
BB🌕 - 44
Mylo13 💜 - 45
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 46
anthony11554 - 47
lyhom - 48
@matthewlam - 49
fearlessarrow - 49
woods - 49
tim - 51
trilogy - 52
Daryl the Beryl - 54
MoD - 55
Mayman - 59
eidde - 67
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 70
wyckyd - 71
singingrulebritannia - 73
filthy - 74
willapted33 - 74
needyslovelanguage - 75
walt91 - 81
toomuchboy - 88
Leo ✔ - 95
Sambalada - 98

Movements
34 31 20 29 33 30 38 43 38 38 45 47 49 51 52 53 48 43 43 40 44 42 40 41 38 42 40 40 41 36 42 38 38 38 38 38 35 34 34 35 37 35 34 32 32 31 31 32 32 31 31

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#15 2014 1.0 (Am I Wrong)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Counting Stars
Problem
Timber
Pompeii
Team
Royals
Wake Me Up
Chandelier
Latch
Habits (Stay High)
Summer
Boom Clap
Drunk in Love
Break Free
Burn
Rather Be
Wrecking Ball
Ain't It Fun
A Sky Full of Stars
Don't
Hold On, We're Going Home
2 On
Love Runs Out
Sweater Weather
Birthday
La La La
Do What U Want
Can't Remember to Forget You
Stay the Night
Partition

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rom
jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

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this sounds like a child wanting to be an entertainer when they grow up but they end up being a janitor