The 2014 Billboard Hot 100 Rankdown...Re-Do (REVEALING)

[Mylo13 💜]

Mar 30, 2021 19:44:53 GMT -5 𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:42:56 GMT -5 Mylo13 💜 said:

My #100 has made top 20... will it at least miss top 15?

is it Wake Me Up

no 

[wrip]

This is pretty generic thinking about it, but like my god, it's such a bop! I loved this in 2014, and I still enjoy this now if I'm being honest.

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{TEXT}#20
Zedd f/ Hayley Williams - Stay the Night

Points: 3345
Standard Deviation: 22.534
Original RD Position: #29 (+9)

Year-End Position: #94
Peak: #18
Weeks: 22

alexcuse - 3
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 4
Fire - 6
peacebone - 11
samo🦕 - 12
awesomecharts - 13
@crapkuki23 - 13
trilogy - 14
walt91 - 16
Red - 17
@greento - 17
Leo ✔ - 19
Beno - 19
razorshark - 20
Sambalada - 21
dremolus - solarpunk - 22
Adrian C. 🍓 - 23
Normi - 23
BB🌕 - 24
woods - 24
Daryl the Beryl - 24
wrip - 25
singingrulebritannia - 26
aerodynamite - 27
tallen2001 - 28
fearlessarrow - 29
Golden Bluebird - 32
Mayman - 32
willapted33 - 36
eidde - 36
toomuchboy - 38
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 39
weaver - 41
MoD - 43
jtd Thee Stallion - 44
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 46
tanooki - 47
GP - 50
filthy - 52
crazyb - 52
lyhom - 53
Mylo13 💜 - 56
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 57
maine - 64
@gabingston - 64
anthony11554 - 65
needyslovelanguage - 70
.indulgecountry - 70
@matthewlam - 80
wyckyd - 86
tim - 86
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 88

Movements
15 10 6 6 7 8 8 10 9 9 13 13 21 22 23 22 23 24 23 20 19 19 20 19 19 20 18 21 22 23 21 22 21 20 21 22 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 19 19 19 19 19 19 20 20

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#9 2013 (Clarity) | #22 2017 (Stay) | #29 2014 1.0 (Stay the Night) | #43 2018 (The Middle)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Counting Stars
Timber
Pompeii
Team
Royals
Wake Me Up
Chandelier
Latch
Habits (Stay High)
Boom Clap
Break Free
Burn
Rather Be
Ain't It Fun
Hold On, We're Going Home
2 On
Sweater Weather
Do What U Want
Partition

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{TAGS}matteeeb
rom
jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

[Fire]

Mar 30, 2021 19:42:56 GMT -5 Mylo13 💜 said:

My #100 has made top 20... will it at least miss top 15?

i think i might know what it is but at the same time i'm not 100% sure lol

[anthony11554]

Mar 30, 2021 19:44:53 GMT -5 𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:42:56 GMT -5 Mylo13 💜 said:

My #100 has made top 20... will it at least miss top 15?

is it Wake Me Up

plz no spoilers

[Deleted]

Mar 30, 2021 19:30:26 GMT -5 Red said:

Basically the bootleg version of "clarity", but hey, even the bootleg version of that song is fun.

[samo🦕]

slaps

[walt91]

omg king Pitbull getting that Top 20 finish

[Fire]

at least it made the top 20 this time

[lyhom]

at least it isn't his 982348793428794328977532897th song to feature ticking noises but this still is kinda mediocre lol

[Red]

The biggest drawback of this song, at least to me, is that it's not "Clarity", but it's still pretty decent.

Oh, and Foxes is better on "Clarity" than Hayley is here, I said what I said

[🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾]

Mar 30, 2021 19:43:24 GMT -5 trilogy said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:41:58 GMT -5 🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 said:

Ed could have hired some hot male model to lip sync the song in the video...

Harry Style, Niall Horan, or even Calvin Harris in a black suit, white shirt, black tie, sneakers, and a fedora singing the song in the video would work.

[𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤]

This is ok. It’s low for me because it sounds way less good than I remember it sounding, and even worse compared to Williams’ other material. It’s good but defffff not Top 20 good IMO (but you knew I thought that )

[razorshark]

Somehow got a perfect here. Nice

[maine]

this is literally just "Clarity" with Hayley Williams on vocals

[Sambalada]

Zedd's commercial breakthrough brought us some absolute slappers. Until the ticking clocks attack...

[Deleted]

The Daya, Alessia Cara and Hailee Steinfeld version slaps too

[wrip]

#19 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 0
Top 5s: 4
Top 10s: 6
Top 25s: 18
Top Halves: 39
Bottom 20s: 2
Bottom 10s: 1
Bottom 5s: 0
#100s: 0

Standard Deviation: 21st Lowest

Movements

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{20 50 38 33 44 39 42 36 41 39 36 36 30 29 30 26 33 31 27 24 27 28 28 30 25 26 26 29 27 26 26 23 23 23 23 21 23 22 23 23 23 24 23 21 20 20 20 20 20 19 19}Hosts - 20
@crapkuki23 - 50
Fire - 38
singingrulebritannia - 33
trilogy - 44
@greento - 39
walt91 - 42
Mayman - 36
dremolus - solarpunk - 41
@gabingston - 39
willapted33 - 36
@matthewlam - 36
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 30
wyckyd - 29
filthy - 30
razorshark - 26
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 33
weaver and Fire edit - 31
tallen2001 - 27
alexcuse - 24
Sambalada - 27
aerodynamite - 28
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 28
Daryl the Beryl - 30
GP - 25
needyslovelanguage - 26
peacebone - 26
lyhom - 29
.indulgecountry - 27
crazyb - 26
Leo ✔ - 26
Mylo13 💜 - 23
jtd Thee Stallion - 23
tanooki - 23
anthony11554 - 23
fearlessarrow - 21
Beno - 23
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 22
BB🌕 - 23
tim - 23
toomuchboy - 23
Normi - 24
Adrian C. 🍓 - 23
awesomecharts - 21
woods - 20
Golden Bluebird - 20
eidde - 20
samo🦕 - 20
MoD - 20
maine - 19
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 19

[wyckyd]

Only one more song in my bottom 50 left! ...Too bad that one's lasting until the top 5, at least.

[Deleted]

dang disco that's crazy... but clearly you never made an omelette

[Mylo13 💜]

ugh is this pitbull :/

[GP]

Mar 30, 2021 19:21:59 GMT -5 𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:18:31 GMT -5 tanooki said:

into a f**king volcano

uh

do I get to choose which one? Or should we be democratic

strawpoll.com/2b6pkshq2

We going to Eyjafjallajökull YUPPPPPPPPPPPP

[wrip]

Pitbull's music is kind of cheesy, but like a lot of his songs were a big part of my childhood lol. Timber is an absolute BOP! Really glad this is top 20, even if I didn't rank it there.

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{TEXT}#19
Pitbull f/ Kesha - Timber

Points: 3394
Standard Deviation: 21.606
Original RD Position: #44 (+25)

Year-End Position: #11
Peak: #1 (3 Weeks)
Weeks: 39

samo🦕 - 3
woods - 3
GP - 4
Mylo13 💜 - 4
alexcuse - 6
fearlessarrow - 7
awesomecharts - 11
.indulgecountry - 12
Adrian C. 🍓 - 15
tallen2001 - 17
toomuchboy - 17
razorshark - 18
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 18
wyckyd - 18
crazyb - 19
Red - 22
maine - 23
Mayman - 24
willapted33 - 26
wrip - 28
singingrulebritannia - 29
weaver - 30
Fire - 31
eidde - 32
tim - 33
Leo ✔ - 34
MoD - 35
@greento - 37
tanooki - 37
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 37
filthy - 39
Golden Bluebird - 40
@gabingston - 40
needyslovelanguage - 41
@matthewlam - 41
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 42
Sambalada - 46
jtd Thee Stallion - 49
walt91 - 50
dremolus - solarpunk - 52
peacebone - 54
Beno - 54
Normi - 54
aerodynamite - 57
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 58
Daryl the Beryl - 59
anthony11554 - 61
BB🌕 - 64
trilogy - 70
lyhom - 76
@crapkuki23 - 87
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 94

Movements
20 50 38 33 44 39 42 36 41 39 36 36 30 29 30 26 33 31 27 24 27 28 28 30 25 26 26 29 27 26 26 23 23 23 23 21 23 22 23 23 23 24 23 21 20 20 20 20 20 19 19

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#42 2011 1.0 (Give Me Everything) | #44 2014 1.0 (Timber) | #45 2015 2.0 (Time Of Our Lives) | #48 2015 1.0 (Time Of Our Lives) | #65 2012 (International Love) | #72 2009 (I Know You Want Me) | #81 2013 (Feel This Moment) | #83 2011 1.0 (Hey Baby) | #91 2012 (Back in Time) | #92 2009 (Hotel Room Service)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Counting Stars
Pompeii
Team
Royals
Wake Me Up
Chandelier
Latch
Habits (Stay High)
Boom Clap
Break Free
Burn
Rather Be
Ain't It Fun
Hold On, We're Going Home
2 On
Sweater Weather
Do What U Want
Partition

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{TAGS}matteeeb
rom
jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Only one Top 10 left and I am ready to lose it!

[anthony11554]

LOL this made the top 20

[razorshark]

It's going down, I'm checking Tinder

[Mylo13 💜]

This was my #1 for most of the ranking process! What a fantastic tune

[Red]

Or, as he's better known, "Walmart Hero Pitbull"

[Deleted]

nooo kesha don't go "timber" your committing yourself to deforestation!!!!!!

[lyhom]

I know that bitching about pitbull's lyrics is silly but this song would be higher on my list if his verses didn't feel like they went through like 5 focus groups lmao

[GP]

IT'S GOING DOWN

I'M YELLING TIMBERRRR