bat1990
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Post by bat1990 on Nov 4, 2021 20:23:37 GMT -5
*cough*prude*cough*
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ClevelandRox
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Post by ClevelandRox on Nov 4, 2021 21:43:28 GMT -5
HOLD UP, Sometimes is still in this??! It was cute during the BOMT era but has become so dated and hard to listen to. Especially over Born to Make You Happy?!!
RIP Perfume and Radar. :'(
But everything is forgiven for y'all not even letting Slumber Flop make the top 25. 😈
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Post by castleoblivion26 on Nov 4, 2021 21:47:50 GMT -5
HOLD UP, Sometimes is still in this??! It was cute during the BOMT era but has become so dated and hard to listen to. RIP Perfume and Radar. :'( umm I love "Sometimes" and it deserves to be in for a while!
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 4, 2021 23:04:50 GMT -5
Late, but 3 is saved by its production.
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Juanca
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Post by Juanca on Nov 4, 2021 23:18:53 GMT -5
30 Don’t Let Me Be the Last to Know (36): I’ve always wanted to like this Shania Twain / Robert Mutt Lange contribution to Britney’s catalog, but I’ve never gotten to it. Too boring and her vocals are a bit try-hard for me. 29 I’m not a girl, not yet a woman (38): yes! Bottom 5 cleared! Another lame ballad. Totally forgettable. 28 Make Me… (19): Now this is a much better slow song for her. Much better melody, smooth production and even vocals despite the processing going on. The second hook in the chorus is especially good. It was a good lead single that deserved much better success on the charts. And that original video deserved being the main one instead of that horrible PG laughing mess. 27 Perfume (28): I actually like the melody a lot and don’t mind the production, but her vocals are pretty bad. Sounds like another case of imitating Sia and failing and the cherry on top is of course the image of a doggy Britney marking her territory 26 Slumber party (27): I like the vibe and chorus of this one, too. Plus, like MM, it brings back some good memories of times at Wilton Manors… my main issue is that it gets a bit too monotonous especially in the verses to the point that even for this RD I zoomed out and stopped paying attention to the song. Btw, I seldom realize when Tinashe is singing 25 Born to Make You Happy (18): I never understood why this UK #1 wasn’t a US single. It’s always been my 3rd favorite song of the album. Nice melancholic vibe and melody. Should’ve ended higher than Sometimes… 24 Radar (34): Freaking finally! Why was this song promoted twice? I’ll never understand nor forgive it taking the slot of much better Circus songs. The verses are ok, but the melody and high pitched vocals in the chorus are a great disappointment. Adiós, “amarreta”! 23 Me Against the Music (14): Come on, now! This is top 20 material. At least higher than the horse song. I liked it from first line despite its slight disjointed production. The only part I would’ve deleted is the tiki-ta! Prechorus. All other parts are fire to me. The chorus is ace and the two post-choruses are strong, too. I even love when M says hey Britney! Goosebumps moment :) I also used the remix quite a bit in the 00s. youtu.be/2SPGYTdptFw22 3 (25): This may be Brit song I’ve changed my mind the most in recent years. I used to like it pretty much, but now just a bit. I know the nursery rhyme vibe in the verses was on purpose but now it sounds more grating. Her robotic vocals in the chorus don’t help either, although I still dig the production 21 Criminal (23): Yas! Good to see it this high. One of her best slow tempos (once again where is Sometimes?) in terms of melody and especially instrumental (that flute stands out for good). That post chorus is also great. Overall a strong top 20. Only one song I’m really missing (MATM),
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dremolus - solarpunk
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Nov 4, 2021 23:22:27 GMT -5
How tf did Make Me beat I'm Not Yet a Woman?????
G-Eazy is a criminal who should be locked away. G-Eazy dries bussies
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twigs
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Post by twigs on Nov 5, 2021 13:26:08 GMT -5
#20 HintStandard Deviation: 10.081 (7th highest)Movements: 13 7 4 7 5 7 4 11 13 15 17 18 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 19 19 20 21 20 18 18 18 18 19 19 19 20 21 21 20 21 21 21 20 21 20 20 20
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twigs
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Post by twigs on Nov 5, 2021 13:30:08 GMT -5
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 5, 2021 13:31:19 GMT -5
The remix is also where it’s at
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twigs
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Post by twigs on Nov 5, 2021 13:34:31 GMT -5
#19 HintStandard Deviation: 8.994 (14th highest)Movements: 21 25 23 23 22 23 21 19 20 21 20 21 21 21 19 19 18 18 18 19 19 19 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 19 20 20 21 20 20 20 20 21 20 20 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19
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twigs
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Post by twigs on Nov 5, 2021 13:38:12 GMT -5
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CF15
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Post by CF15 on Nov 5, 2021 13:38:47 GMT -5
Another perfect ranking! (For "Overprotected, that is).
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twigs
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Post by twigs on Nov 5, 2021 13:44:35 GMT -5
#18 HintStandard Deviation: 8.236 (17th lowest)Movements: 18 13 13 13 19 18 19 17 16 16 18 19 18 18 18 18 19 19 19 18 18 18 19 19 19 20 21 21 20 21 21 21 19 19 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18
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twigs
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Post by twigs on Nov 5, 2021 13:45:58 GMT -5
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CF15
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Post by CF15 on Nov 5, 2021 13:46:54 GMT -5
Very clever, Britney. Very clever.
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Az Paynter
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Post by Az Paynter on Nov 5, 2021 13:49:44 GMT -5
The placements for #20 and #19 are a travesty. The dirtiness ya'll doing out here?!
Thunderpuss turned tf out of 'Sometimes'.
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back2blk
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Post by back2blk on Nov 5, 2021 13:51:04 GMT -5
If You Seek can go now.... wasn't a fan.
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twigs
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Post by twigs on Nov 5, 2021 13:51:47 GMT -5
#17 HintStandard Deviation: 10.262 (6th highest)Movements: 19 16 10 9 17 19 18 16 17 18 15 14 15 16 17 17 17 17 16 16 16 16 16 15 16 16 16 16 16 17 17 17 17 16 17 16 16 16 16 16 16 15 15 15 15 15 15 17 17
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twigs
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Post by twigs on Nov 5, 2021 13:53:26 GMT -5
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CF15
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Post by CF15 on Nov 5, 2021 13:55:49 GMT -5
This was nice, but not one of my favourites.
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twigs
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Post by twigs on Nov 5, 2021 14:00:40 GMT -5
#16 HintStandard Deviation: 7.861 (14th lowest)Movements: 20 19 22 21 20 20 20 21 19 19 19 17 16 15 14 15 16 16 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 16 16 16 16 17 16 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 16 16 17 17 16 16
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twigs
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Post by twigs on Nov 5, 2021 14:02:36 GMT -5
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 5, 2021 14:04:03 GMT -5
Yeah, I was pretty harsh on this all these years. It may not be her best production wise, but at least it’s listenable
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CF15
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Post by CF15 on Nov 5, 2021 14:04:18 GMT -5
The Eurodance influence here makes the song for me. Her last single I really enjoyed. Surprised it had a lower SD.
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twigs
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Post by twigs on Nov 5, 2021 14:07:23 GMT -5
#15 HintStandard Deviation: 8.134 (16th lowest)Movements: 16 18 16 17 18 16 12 9 7 8 8 11 11 10 11 11 11 12 12 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 13 15 15 15 14 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 16 16 17 17 16 16 15 15
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Leo ✔
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Post by Leo ✔ on Nov 5, 2021 14:08:25 GMT -5
Work Bitch slaps
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back2blk
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Post by back2blk on Nov 5, 2021 14:09:25 GMT -5
Work Bitch gone already? Yikes.
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twigs
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Post by twigs on Nov 5, 2021 14:09:40 GMT -5
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CF15
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Post by CF15 on Nov 5, 2021 14:11:53 GMT -5
I figured my top 9 wouldn't be able to last that long. Easily my favourite of her singles from the 2010's. Loved it from day one that I heard it.
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twigs
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Post by twigs on Nov 5, 2021 14:15:50 GMT -5
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