sadchild's Least Favorite Songs of 2022

[sadchild]

Another year, another list of songs I couldn't stand...

#20 Yeah Yeah Yeah's "Spitting Off The Edge Of The World"

Lather rinse repeat.
By lather, I mean 'be noisy, slow & annoying'.
And by rinse, I mean 'be quiet, slow & boring'.
It's a bad trip that ends in a coma.

[Doc Indie Party Rock]

I wonder if any of my favs will be on this list? 

[sadchild]

I apologize in advance if it happens! Different strokes....

[sadchild]

#19 Monaleo & Flo Milli "We Not Humping (Remix)"

Two sluts talking about getting eaten out. Over an 80s synth. *puke*

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#18 Kevin Morby "This Is A Photograph"

Here's a guy talking about photographs over a skipping hoedown record to people with 2-digit IQs.

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#17 1975 "All I Need To Hear"

You ain't Robert Palmer. Stick to power pop, you pretentious plonker.

[Doc Indie Party Rock]

#17 1975 "All I Need To Hear"

Can't say I hate it. I love Matt's vocals tones too much, but it sure ain't my cup of tea in music style.

[sadchild]

The 1975 has a lot of songs I like, but he's been quite ostentatious lately and it's starting to show in his music.

www.vulture.com/2022/11/matty-healy-1975-viral-tour-moments-videos.html

[sadchild]

#16 Doja Cat "Vegas"


Like Elvis needs another reason to roll over in his grave. Pass the fries.

[sadchild]

#15 Rosalia "Hentai"

So so so so so so Sophie unplugged. I assume people watch the music video just for the camera angles.

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#14 Yung Kayo "Yeet"

In the comments: 'Perfect gym music. Gives you that push for one more rep.' 462 upvotes. Sorry but a generation pumped up by 'Yeet Trap' is a lost one.

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#13 Smile "You Will Never Work In Television Again"

Thom Dylan. Bunga bunghole.

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#12 Kid Rock "Never Quit"

Redneck clichés dipped in batter and served with edibles on a Confederate flag tablecloth.

[sadchild]

#11 a-ha "I'm In"

na-uh "You're Out"

[Doc Indie Party Rock]

I do love a-ha. This sounds kinda like a Boy Band song, but I do like some Boy band music. Morton does have iconic vocals. The rest of these songs are unlistenable, but I guess that's the whole point of this list. 

[sadchild]

I really like "Take On Me" (of course). And "Foot Of The Mountain" from 2009 is a great song too. But that song above just rubbed me the wrong way!

[sadchild]

#10 Glorilla & Hitkidd "FNF"

So you're single and hangin' with your ratchet-ass friends? I'm not even mildly surprised by this information.

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#9 Rico Nasty "Gotsta Get Paid"

Yea yea. You're another 'that bitch' too. We get it. And you sound like you're 12.

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#8 Yeule "Bites On My Neck"

Meet the next wave of singless songless snobbery.

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#7 Tokischa "Delincuente"

I'm stuck in a room with an airhead who doesn't believe in punctuation.

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#6 Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul "It Hit Me"

There's an alarm going off. It's warning me this AI realized it's a bimbo and can't stop babbling.

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#5 Ice Spice "Munch (Feelin’ U)"

Some call this atonal mumble crap 'Brooklyn Drill' and I can see why; it makes me want to take a drill to my ears.

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#4 Yuko Hara "Gudetama March"

This type of music is a mystery wrapped in an enigma inside a steaming pile of crap.

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#3 RuPaul "Smile"

A drum machine and an airhead tumbling down an endless staircase.

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#2 Pharrell/21 Savage/Tyler "Cash In Cash Out"

The worst of today's claptrap trap crap topped off with male vocal fry. Pharrell, go back to plagiarizing hooks.

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#1 Awolnation/Taylor Hanson "Material Girl"

I despised this song when it came out. But Hanson singing makes it even worse. Mmm-barf. And Aaron, seriously WTF were you thinking?