92 Worst Christmas Songs of All Time

[Crushcrushchris]

As mentioned on WXRK's K-Rock 92.3 New York.

Didn't know where to post this as Holiday Releases is gone, so I posted it here because an alternative station hosted it.

92. William Hung - Oh Come All Ye Faithful
91. Vegas DeMilo - Sex Toys For X-MAS
90. Fountains Of Wayne - The Man In The Santa Suit
89. Bob Rivers - Sled Zepelin
88. New Kids On The Block - Funky Funky Christmas
87. Liberace - Twas The Night Before X-MAS
86. Bigger Than Plastic - Santa Sucks
85. Poet Jester - Santa Claus Went To Jail On X-MAS Eve
84. The Sonics - Village Idiot
83. The Waffle House Carolers - The Waffle House 12 Days Of Christmas
82. Pat Benater - Please Come Home For Christmas
81. Shonen Knife - Space Christmas
80. Stiff Little Fingers - White Christmas
79. Brave Combo - Christmas Tree Samba
78. Doo Me She - Chanuka Homeboy
77. N-Sync - I Don’t Want To Spend One More X-MAS w/o You
76. Dillinger - High Fashion X-MAS
75. The Damned - There Ain’t No Sanity Clause
74. Sonic Youth - Santa Doesn’t Cop Out On Dope
73. Bouquet Of Veal - It’s Christmas
72. Metal Mike, Allison & Julia - Deck The Halls
71. The Darkness - Don’t Let The Bells End
70. Guster - Carol of The Meows
69. Gayla Peevey - I Want A Hippopotamus
68. Weezer - The Christmas Song
67. The Ravers - It’s Gonna Be A Punk Rock X-MAS
66. Sugar Ray - Little Saint Nick
65. Bobby Lloyd & The Skeletons - Do You Hear What I Hear / You Really Got Me
64. Jim Nabors (Gomer Pyle) - The Christmas Song
63. The Soundtrack Of Our Lives - Jingle Hell (Stuck In The Chimney)
62. Moe Moschowitz & The Punsters - Boardwalk Santa / Ghetto
61. Monsters From Sesame Street - Blue X-MAS
60. Rugburns - I Hate “F”ing X-MAS
59. Elton John - Ho Ho Ho (Who’d Be A Turkey At X-MAS)
58. Hall and Oates - Jingle Bell Rock
57. Tiny Tim - White X-MAS
56. Smashing Pumpkins - Christmas Song
55. D.I. - Mr. Grinch
54. Fountains Of Wayne - I Want An Alien For Christmas
53. James & King - A Terrorist Christmas
52. Root Boy Slim &His Sex Change Band - X-MAS at K-MART
51. Heather Noel - Santa Came On A Nuclear Missile
50. TVTV$ - Daddy Drank Our X-MAS Money
49. Sonny Cash - The Christmas Polka
48. Alan Sherman - 12 Gifts Of X-MAS
47. Gompie - All I Want For X-MAS is A Spice Girl
46. Mojo Nixon - Christmas Christmas
45. Queen - Thank God It’s X-MAS
44. Ringo Starr - I Want To Be Santa Claus
43. The Used - Alone This Holiday
42. The Kids Of Whitney High - Santa’s In A Wheelchair
41. Cherry Poppin Daddies - Butch The Gay Santa Claus
40. The Yobs - I’m Glad You Were Born In A Barn
39. Peter Kevoian - PMS For X-MAS
38. Bad Religion - Silent Night
37. Bob Rivers - Police Stole My Car
36. POD - Christmas In Cali
35. Hamton The Hamster - Deck The Halls
34. El-vez - Feliz Navi Dad
33. Spinal Tap -Christmas With The Devil
32. Beck - Little Drum Machine Boy
31. Charo - (Mamacita) Donde Esta Santa Claus
30. Ha Ya Doin Boys - The 12 Days Of Guido Christmas
29. Henry Rollins - Twas The Night Before X-MAS
28. U2 - Jesus Christ
27. Fuel - We Three Kings
26. The Sisterhood - The Rockin Disco Santa Claus
25. Pearl Jam - Christmas Time (Let Me Sleep)
24. Kevin And Bean - Slim Santa
23. SNL - X-MAS is coming to the USA
22. Akim - Santa Claus Is A Black Man
21. William Hung - Deck The Halls
20. Paul McCartney - Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas
19. Korn (not Korn??) - Jingle Bells
18. Everclear - Santa Baby
17. Band Aid 2004 - Do They Know It’s X-MAS
16. Bon Jovi - Please Come For X-MAS Christmas
15. Adam Sandler - Chanuka Song Part 3
14. Billy Squire - X-MAS Is A Time To Say I Love You
13. James Brown - Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto
12. The Jingle Cats - Jingle Bells
11. Wham - Last Christmas
10. Bob And Doug McKenzie - 12 Days Of X-MAS
9. The Southpark Kids - Oh Holy Night
8. Lou Monte - Dominique The Donkey
7. Cheech & Chong - Santa And His Old Lady
6. Alvin & The Chipmunks - The Chipmunk Song
5. Kip Addotta - I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa
4. Tiny Tim - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
3. Spike Jones - All I Want For X-MAS Is My Two Front Teeth
2. Dogs Barking - Jingle Bells...
1. Elmo And Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

[Pipa]

I'm surprised Hawksley Workman - First Snow of the Year isn't on that chart.

[SyrupBoy]

Imaginary said:

As mentioned on WXRK's K-Rock 92.3 New York.

Didn't know where to post this as Holiday Releases is gone, so I posted it here because an alternative station hosted it.

Nostalgia seems like a safe choice...

I know, give it a rest, right?

[allow that]

Imaginary said:

77. N-Sync - I Don’t Want To Spend One More X-MAS w/o You

I'm going to ignore the reason why and LMAO @ N Sync getting K-Rock airplay.

8. Lou Monte - Dominique The Donkey

I happen to like this song!

[mst3k]

Imaginary said:

2. Dogs Barking - Jingle Bells...

I like that one... the artist is The Singing Dogs.