thelegends
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Post by thelegends on Mar 2, 2018 5:12:25 GMT -5
XXXTentacion - Sad!
Actual : I'm sad, I know yeah
Misheard : I'm sad n' low yeah
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2018 12:40:01 GMT -5
XXXTentacion - Sad! Actual : I'm sad, I know yeah Misheard : I'm sad n' low yeah Rap Genius says "I'm sad and low, yeah" are the actual lyrics. I guess no one really knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. But also XXXTentacion - SAD! Actual: I'm sad, I know yeah / I'm sad and low, yeah Misheard: I'm sad to know ya
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leonagwen
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Post by leonagwen on Mar 2, 2018 17:54:02 GMT -5
I remember when I was a kid and Play that Funky Music by Wild Cherry was a hit.Instead of the singer singing Play that funky music, I thought he was singing play that effing music.Lol.
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Post by boysilver400 on Mar 2, 2018 20:39:49 GMT -5
Pray For Me from Black Panther
Heard: "I fight the world, I fight Jew, I fight myself." Actual: "I fight the world, I fight you, I fight myself."
I feel dirty :/
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Abbaschand
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Post by Abbaschand on Mar 7, 2018 21:39:44 GMT -5
Marshmello - Silence (feat. Khalid)
Heard: I'm so used to shit Actual: I'm so used to sharing
How the hell in the world can you make "sharing" sounded like "shit"?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2018 3:20:23 GMT -5
Marshmello - Silence (feat. Khalid) Heard: I'm so used to s**t Actual: I'm so used to sharing How the hell in the world can you make "sharing" sounded like "s**t"? i thought I was the only one holy shi- er, sharing
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Lux ◢ ◤
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Post by Lux ◢ ◤ on Mar 9, 2018 5:36:37 GMT -5
Wait - Maroon 5 Misheard: You say I'm just another backyard Actual:
You say I'm just another bad guy
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Harx
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Post by Harx on Mar 9, 2018 7:19:23 GMT -5
Marshmello - Silence (feat. Khalid) Heard: I'm so used to s**t Actual: I'm so used to sharing How the hell in the world can you make "sharing" sounded like "s**t"? i thought I was the only one holy shi- er, sharing I've been so convinced it was "s**t", never even realized I could be mishearing that
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YourFaveIsAFlop
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on Mar 9, 2018 7:58:40 GMT -5
Actual: Hey now, you're an all star Heard: Hey now, urinal star PFFFFFFFFFFF You did not think a song called "All Star" had the phrase "urinal star" in it. Why you gotta lie?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2018 11:34:31 GMT -5
Post Malone ft. Ty Dolla $ign - Psycho
Misheard: Cocaine really trust nobody Actual: Can't really trust nobody
Also on Psycho:
Misheard: I hate to go inside Actual: My AP going psycho
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Abbaschand
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Post by Abbaschand on Mar 19, 2018 7:12:12 GMT -5
Again from Psycho: Misheard: Go down like Bella Michael Actual: Lil' mama bad like Michael
Another one from Psycho:
Misheard: Come work with twenty homo Actual: Come with the Tony Romo
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Harx
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Post by Harx on Mar 23, 2018 9:17:12 GMT -5
One of the first lines of Stir Fry
Actual: Hold them bands down
Heard: Hold them pants down
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Mar 23, 2018 10:45:47 GMT -5
NF - "Let You Down"
Actual: I wish that I could shut them out Heard: I wish that I could say I'm proud
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Post by Private Dancer on Mar 23, 2018 14:22:29 GMT -5
Avril Lavinge Complicated "Take Off All Your Crappy Clothes"=Take Off All Your Preppy Clothes
Nelly Furtado Promiscuous "Mysterious Girl wherever you are"= Promiscuous girl wherever you are...
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Post by Private Dancer on Mar 23, 2018 14:23:59 GMT -5
Pussycat Dolls- When I Grow Up- "When I Grow Up I Wanna Be Famous Wanna Be A Star Wanna Have Boobies"
Correction: "When I Grow Up I Wanna Be Famous Wanna Be A Star Wanna Be In Movies"
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Au$tin
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Post by Au$tin on Mar 23, 2018 19:29:12 GMT -5
Pussycat Dolls- When I Grow Up- "When I Grow Up I Wanna Be Famous Wanna Be A Star Wanna Have Boobies" Correction: "When I Grow Up I Wanna Be Famous Wanna Be A Star Wanna Be In Movies" Actually the correct line is "When I grow up, I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna have groupies."
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Dylan :)
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Post by Dylan :) on Mar 24, 2018 18:09:23 GMT -5
Camila Cabello feat. Young Thug - Havana
Heard: “He took me back to his Atlanta (at first I just heard anana and assumed it was Spanish for a family member), I hope my heart is in Havana” Actual: “He took me back to East Atlanta, oh na na, oh but my heart is in Havana”
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Post by Private Dancer on Mar 26, 2018 12:33:27 GMT -5
Ciara 1,2 Step
My version: strut my stuff and yes I farted
Correct version: strut my stuff and yes I flaunt it
Pon De Replay My version: all the girls on the dance floor wanna dance smart Correct version: all the girls on the dance floor wanna dance some more
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Mar 30, 2018 11:49:58 GMT -5
Lil Dicky feat. Chris Brown - "Freaky Friday"
Actual: I'm tryna find myself like an introspective monk Heard: I'm tryna find myself like an introspective monkey
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Apr 1, 2018 0:07:56 GMT -5
Lil Skies feat. Landon Cube - "Nowadays"
Actual: And I got a shawty with the best eyes Heard: And I got a shawty with the best thighs
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Harx
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Post by Harx on Apr 18, 2018 4:25:35 GMT -5
According to Genius Drake says "Lil Weezyana shit" instead of "Louisiana shit" in the Nice For What intro
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Harx
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Post by Harx on Apr 20, 2018 15:52:35 GMT -5
Right now I'm in the state of mall mole molly mourning mad money mind
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woods
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Post by woods on Apr 21, 2018 10:55:33 GMT -5
Taylor Swift - "Delicate" at the 0:15 mark:
Actual: "But you can make me a drink" Heard: "But you can make me a dream"
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Post by boysilver400 on Apr 23, 2018 9:44:45 GMT -5
J. Cole - ATM
Heard: “Canada x3” Actual: “Count It Up x3”
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johnm1120
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Post by johnm1120 on Apr 24, 2018 11:45:39 GMT -5
Ed Sheeran - Perfect
Actual: Barefoot on the grass Hears: Barefoot on the cross
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Post by Rocky on Apr 25, 2018 9:38:23 GMT -5
Madison Beer - "Home With You"
Actual: "Don't do this to me, nightmare / You got a nice face, big deal" Heard: "Don't do this to me, nightmare / You got a nice face, big D"
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Harx
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Post by Harx on Apr 27, 2018 16:24:23 GMT -5
Post Malone ft Nicki Minaj - Ball For Me
Actual: Ball For Mme Heard: Barf For Me
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aerodynamite
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Post by aerodynamite on May 2, 2018 21:47:26 GMT -5
Volbeat - "Lola Montez"
Actual: "Captivating all the men" Heard: "Captivating other men"
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Post by Leaf on May 4, 2018 14:16:05 GMT -5
Before I knew the title of Total Eclipse of the Heart, I thought Bonnie Tyler was singing "totally clips".
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rainie
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Post by rainie on May 13, 2018 18:10:37 GMT -5
Would have posted this earlier but I literally *just* found out the actual name of the song 15 minutes ago. Anyways um...
K’naan - Waving Flag Actual lyrics: “So wave your flag” Heard lyrics: “The way you said f*g”
I think the more concerning fact is that I heard this when I was 10.
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