Monroe
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Post by Monroe on Feb 18, 2009 17:38:53 GMT -5
Kate Nash Foundations
Heard: You nearly ate me in front of our friends Actual: You humilate me in front of our friends
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Post by seeyouintea on Feb 18, 2009 23:07:51 GMT -5
destiny's child, "survivor" real: i'm a survivor misheard: i'm on Survivorjazmine sullivan, "bust your windows" real: wrote my initials with the crowbar misheard: wrote my initials with a blow-job and i just discovered recently that what i thought was called "yucky" by britney spears is actually called "lucky"
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Post by tico on Feb 23, 2009 13:54:50 GMT -5
Not sure if anyone did this one since I don't have time to go through the whole thing, but "The Promise" by When In Rome has got to have the most misheard lyrics in my life. Examples:
"When your day is through, and so is your temper" I thought it was "When your day is through and so is September"
Later...
"Those words just come out with no gripe to bear" My interpretation: "...with no cross to bear"
In the chorus: "I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say" I thought it was "I'm sorry but I'm just thinking that the ride was safe"
"But if you wait around awhile, I'll make you fall for me" My intepretation: "But if you walk around the world begging for me"
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Battle601
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Post by Battle601 on Feb 23, 2009 19:35:36 GMT -5
I don't know if this has already been posted.
Linkin Park - Leave Out All The Rest
Heard: Don't be afraid I've taken my beating Of s*** that I made
Actual: Don't be afraid I've taken my beating I'm shed but I'm me
It was too easy for me to think that the S-word was in play given how some of the singles released from their albums actually contain curse words but obviously edited for airplay.
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johnm1120
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Post by johnm1120 on Feb 28, 2009 21:50:50 GMT -5
Mariah Carey - I Stay in Love
Heard: And I try to fight like a whale
Actual: And I try to front like oh well
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Monroe
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Can't you see what I see?
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Post by Monroe on Feb 28, 2009 22:41:49 GMT -5
Mariah Carey - I Stay in Love Heard: And I try to fight like a whale Actual: And I try to front like oh well LOL.
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Post by seeyouintea on Feb 28, 2009 22:47:40 GMT -5
lady gaga: starstruck
real: so starstruck baby cuz you blow my heart up
what i thought: so starstruck. baby could you blow my heart up?
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Post by busyboy on Mar 28, 2009 10:56:54 GMT -5
Blur's "You're So Great"
Heard: "Sad drunken Paulie" Real: "Sad, drunk and poorly"
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killzone
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Post by killzone on Mar 29, 2009 2:15:44 GMT -5
Journey: Open Arms
Misheard: How much I wanted a Uhaul Actual: How much I wanted you home
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LoveKiller
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"I feel like something's starting, starting..."
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Post by LoveKiller on Mar 29, 2009 18:13:45 GMT -5
Don't know if this was already said, but PCD's When I Grow Up.
Misheard: I wanna have boobies. Actual: I wanna have groupies.
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Post by rellybois on Mar 30, 2009 18:36:10 GMT -5
Britney Spears If U Seek Amy
Misheard: All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F-U-C-K me
Actual: All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
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Post by seeyouintea on Apr 5, 2009 15:17:27 GMT -5
maneater-nelly furtado HEARD: move your body over like the limbo actual: move your body around like a nympho
lady gaga-just dance HEARD: once, gone, and out on the floor actual: what's goin' out on the floor
lady gaga-poker face HEARD: lovegame intuition play the cards with spades to start actual: luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start
and under the radar, the poster, helped me with this one lol beggin-madcon HEARD: bangin you actual: beggin you
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TYRONE™
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Post by TYRONE™ on Apr 5, 2009 20:09:36 GMT -5
It sounds like Chris Brown is saying "AIDS isnt gonna slow me down" in Run It.
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Hervard
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Post by Hervard on Apr 6, 2009 15:45:49 GMT -5
maneater-nelly furtado HEARD: move your body over like the limbo actual: move your body around like a nympho lady gaga-just dance HEARD: once, gone, and out on the floor actual: what's goin' out on the floor lady gaga-poker face HEARD: lovegame intuition play the cards with spades to start actual: luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start What about the most obvious for the Lady Gaga Song? Actual: "P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face" Misheard: "B-b-b-booger face, b-b-booger face"
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aTunes
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Post by aTunes on Apr 6, 2009 18:08:32 GMT -5
"I Try" - Macy Gray
Misheard: "I wore goggles when you are not there" Actual: "My world crumbles when you are not there"
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Bluemargay
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Post by Bluemargay on Apr 6, 2009 21:47:42 GMT -5
Shake It
Actual: Your eyes are in a straight stare Heard: Your eyes are in the streets there
I thought it was that till I got the album.
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Bluemargay
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Post by Bluemargay on Apr 9, 2009 13:45:40 GMT -5
Several For Eiffel 65's I'm Blue
Real lyrics Ba ba dee ba ba dy
Read If I was green I would die I believe I'm a guy I believe I will die I'm in need of a dime I eat green apple die And several others
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Post by rellybois on Apr 9, 2009 15:54:18 GMT -5
^ "If Albert peed I would die"
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Battle601
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Post by Battle601 on Apr 20, 2009 8:06:05 GMT -5
Sean Kingston "Fire Burning"
Heard: That body it masturbates Actual: That body is a masterpiece
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Post by lumel on Apr 24, 2009 12:58:12 GMT -5
When I was younger, I thought what the blonde girl in the B-52's shouted in "Love Shack" was "Henry, busted!!!" but it was in fact "Tin roof, rusted" LMAO
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Bluemargay
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Post by Bluemargay on Apr 24, 2009 23:06:16 GMT -5
From Lips of an Angel
Actual: And I Heard: Let Her Die
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Eloqueen™
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Post by Eloqueen™ on Apr 25, 2009 20:52:06 GMT -5
From Feedback:
Heard: I'm gonna PeePad, PeePad oh / back fat Actual: I'm gonna feedback, feedback / back back
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vinyl
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Post by vinyl on Apr 25, 2009 21:02:02 GMT -5
lady gaga-poker face HEARD: lovegame intuition play the cards with spades to start actual: luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start What you heard was actually accurate.
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Hervard
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Post by Hervard on Apr 27, 2009 11:42:15 GMT -5
Several For Eiffel 65's I'm Blue Real lyrics Ba ba dee ba ba dy Read If I was green I would die I believe I'm a guy I believe I will die I'm in need of a dime I eat green apple die And several others The real lyrics are actually "Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di"
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Bluemargay
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Post by Bluemargay on Apr 27, 2009 23:44:40 GMT -5
the spelling isn't important.
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Physical
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Post by Physical on Jul 26, 2009 0:33:06 GMT -5
Nickelback - If Today Was Your Last Day
Heard: "Would you leave each moment like your last, leave old bitches in the past?" Actual: "Would you leave each moment like your last, leave old pictures in the past?"
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Bluemargay
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Post by Bluemargay on Aug 2, 2009 15:04:23 GMT -5
Battlefield
Real: Better go and get your armor Heard: Better go and get cheraba
I had no idea what that meant.
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Au$tin
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My Charts
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Post by Au$tin on Aug 5, 2009 16:25:37 GMT -5
Flo Rida - Jump
Heard: When I say jump, you say how high? I ain't never seen nobody ever get so high. Like a bird, like a plane, this party is real insane, this party is real insane, so jump, jump, jump, jump.
Real: When I say jump, you say how high? I ain't never seen nobody-ody get so high. Like a bird, like a plane, this party-arty insane, this party-arty insane, so jump, jump, jump, jump.
I like my version better. It makes sense.
Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me
Heard: Think I know where you belong, think I know it's worth me.
Real: Think I know where you belong, think I know it's with me.
Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
Heard: But nothing's gravy than the wrist that covers your embrace.
Real: But nothing's greater than the rush that comes with you embrace.
Christina Aguilera - Keeps Gettin' On
Heard: Hold Dawn!
Real: Hold on!
Lady GaGa - LoveGame
Heard: 1. Dance the love game. 2. Call the love game. 3. Dong key love game. 4. Donkey love game.
Real: Dans le love game.
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MOWE
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Post by MOWE on Aug 7, 2009 19:41:23 GMT -5
I had a line in 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy wrong for the longest time.
Misheard: Seeing is believing so you better change your sex. Real: Seeing is believing so you better change your specs.
Also, with MJ's passing, my family recently discovered that my little sister had misheard a line in 'Man In the Mirror' for over a decade!
Misheard: And no mustache could've been any thicker. Real: And no message could've been any clearer.
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johnm1120
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Post by johnm1120 on Aug 8, 2009 23:02:58 GMT -5
Jonas Brothers - Paranoid:
Heard I take the necessary steps to get some hair onto my chest
Real I take the necessary steps to get some air into my chest
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