Ushers CRAZY Night
Feb 11, 2005 20:38:07 GMT -5
Post by Ironically Ironic on Feb 11, 2005 20:38:07 GMT -5
I thought that this was pretty funny. It sounds fake but I dont know. I got this from absoltetrl.net
This is from the News Of The World magazine:
EXCLUSIVE: What's got 14 legs, no morals and can romp
non-stop for two hours?
Usher's 7-in-a-bed
By Polly Graham
STARSTRUCK teenager Joanna Bond couldn't believe her luck when megahit singer Usher asked her back to his hotel room.
The stunning 19-year-old blonde clubber knew sex was in the air and expected a steamy one-to-one with the R&B superstar.
But she was shocked to find herself drawn into a SEVEN-in-a-bed-orgy.
Even Usher's bodyguard whispered a warning before she stepped inside the door. Ominously he said: "Are you sure you want to go in? Because there are adult things going on..."
But model Joanna was still in awe and ignored him—only to be stunned at the sight of six tangled naked bodies writhing on the bed.
"I just couldn't believe my eyes," she told us. "There were three girls and three guys but it was so dark I couldn't really make out who was who.
"I was really shaken. This wasn't what I expected at all. I'd never witnessed anything like it and was suddenly so nervous.
"But before I had time for second thoughts Usher spotted me and said ‘Hi!' as he jumped off the bed and came over to me.
Fumbled
"He was totally naked and just started kissing me passionately while undressing me. He didn't say anything—just gave me this deep look. I was powerless to resist.
"And suddenly I was helping him as he fumbled with my halter-neck top. Then he slipped off my tiny mini-skirt, undid my knickers which tied at the side and led me to the bed.
"It was the start of a two-hour sex marathon I'll never forget."
Joanna's night of sin began when 25-year-old Usher, who romanced supermodel Naomi Campbell, clocked her two weeks ago at London's Boujis nightclub.
The singer, who had a UK No1 with Yeah! and is currently the best-selling artist in the world, was hooked as soon as she walked in around 1am.
"He beckoned me over and I got to sit at his table with all his friends," recalled Joanna, who has dated Blue star Simon Webbe, I'm A Celebrity's Fran Cosgrave and Calum Best,
"I got up to dance and couldn't believe it when Usher joined me.
"He started running his hands up and down the inside of my legs and smiling at me. I thought, ‘Oh my God, he likes me!' When we got back to the table one of Usher's bodyguards said his boss was about to leave but wanted me to come back to his hotel.
"They said he'd leave first then 10 minutes later they'd take me, so we wouldn't be photographed together."
The move went like clockwork and once inside the trendy Sanderson Hotel Joanna was made to wait in the downstairs bar while Usher's aide checked it was OK to go up to the room.
When Joanna got over her shock at finding herself dragged into the orgy she recognised one of the girls sharing her bed, a brunette.
"It was another model, Coralie Robinson," said Joanna. "I've seen her in magazines. There was also a blonde and another brunette. I didn't know the men with Usher—I guessed they were friends or security guards. But everyone on that bed was drop-dead gorgeous.
"The blonde girl immediately pounced and started kissing and touching me. As she caressed every intimate part of my body Usher and his mates were making appreciative noises.
"After about 10 minutes Usher moved in and starting having sex with me.
"He didn't say anything, I just knew what he wanted. But the blonde was tangled up with us, fondling me, and the combination of the two made the sex explosive.
"Meanwhile Coralie and the other girl were touching each other's breasts with the remaining guys just watching.
"Usher didn't really talk much. Everything was instinctive. But he has a fantastic body. He obviously works very hard at it and is very proud of it. His six-pack is amazing. And he's impressively built where it matters, too."
After sex with Joanna, Usher stepped back to watch the action and began instructing her what to do with the other girls.
Pleasure
"When he liked what he saw he'd let out an ‘Oooh yeah!' or ‘That's hot!'
"I got the impression he's used to orgies and knew what he wanted out of it.
"Mostly he was happy to watch but now and again he'd get involved and pleasure us with his hand or caress my breasts.
"We were all getting pretty turned on. The blonde was really crying out with pleasure."
And Joanna confessed that she too, gradually realised she was secretly enjoying this wicked new experience—and was more turned on by the girls than she was by Usher.
"Usher was great but being with girls was a new and very good experience," she admitted.
After romping for 40 minutes, Coralie and the blonde left.
Joanna told us: "From then on it was mostly a threesome—me, the other brunette and Usher all tangled up. He was touching us both at once.
"Then Usher started making love to me again. It was very urgent sex this time as he had got himself into a frenzy. It only lasted a few minutes, but I suppose he had been going two hours already. And it had been safe sex all night, too.
"Around 4am I thought it was time that I dressed and left. I didn't expect Usher to call or see me again. I was just flattered he'd picked me for that night.
Kissed
"But as I made for the door he came over and kissed me goodbye.
"It wasn't the sort of date I bargained for. But I have to confess it was the most amazing night."
This is from the News Of The World magazine:
EXCLUSIVE: What's got 14 legs, no morals and can romp
non-stop for two hours?
Usher's 7-in-a-bed
By Polly Graham
STARSTRUCK teenager Joanna Bond couldn't believe her luck when megahit singer Usher asked her back to his hotel room.
The stunning 19-year-old blonde clubber knew sex was in the air and expected a steamy one-to-one with the R&B superstar.
But she was shocked to find herself drawn into a SEVEN-in-a-bed-orgy.
Even Usher's bodyguard whispered a warning before she stepped inside the door. Ominously he said: "Are you sure you want to go in? Because there are adult things going on..."
But model Joanna was still in awe and ignored him—only to be stunned at the sight of six tangled naked bodies writhing on the bed.
"I just couldn't believe my eyes," she told us. "There were three girls and three guys but it was so dark I couldn't really make out who was who.
"I was really shaken. This wasn't what I expected at all. I'd never witnessed anything like it and was suddenly so nervous.
"But before I had time for second thoughts Usher spotted me and said ‘Hi!' as he jumped off the bed and came over to me.
Fumbled
"He was totally naked and just started kissing me passionately while undressing me. He didn't say anything—just gave me this deep look. I was powerless to resist.
"And suddenly I was helping him as he fumbled with my halter-neck top. Then he slipped off my tiny mini-skirt, undid my knickers which tied at the side and led me to the bed.
"It was the start of a two-hour sex marathon I'll never forget."
Joanna's night of sin began when 25-year-old Usher, who romanced supermodel Naomi Campbell, clocked her two weeks ago at London's Boujis nightclub.
The singer, who had a UK No1 with Yeah! and is currently the best-selling artist in the world, was hooked as soon as she walked in around 1am.
"He beckoned me over and I got to sit at his table with all his friends," recalled Joanna, who has dated Blue star Simon Webbe, I'm A Celebrity's Fran Cosgrave and Calum Best,
"I got up to dance and couldn't believe it when Usher joined me.
"He started running his hands up and down the inside of my legs and smiling at me. I thought, ‘Oh my God, he likes me!' When we got back to the table one of Usher's bodyguards said his boss was about to leave but wanted me to come back to his hotel.
"They said he'd leave first then 10 minutes later they'd take me, so we wouldn't be photographed together."
The move went like clockwork and once inside the trendy Sanderson Hotel Joanna was made to wait in the downstairs bar while Usher's aide checked it was OK to go up to the room.
When Joanna got over her shock at finding herself dragged into the orgy she recognised one of the girls sharing her bed, a brunette.
"It was another model, Coralie Robinson," said Joanna. "I've seen her in magazines. There was also a blonde and another brunette. I didn't know the men with Usher—I guessed they were friends or security guards. But everyone on that bed was drop-dead gorgeous.
"The blonde girl immediately pounced and started kissing and touching me. As she caressed every intimate part of my body Usher and his mates were making appreciative noises.
"After about 10 minutes Usher moved in and starting having sex with me.
"He didn't say anything, I just knew what he wanted. But the blonde was tangled up with us, fondling me, and the combination of the two made the sex explosive.
"Meanwhile Coralie and the other girl were touching each other's breasts with the remaining guys just watching.
"Usher didn't really talk much. Everything was instinctive. But he has a fantastic body. He obviously works very hard at it and is very proud of it. His six-pack is amazing. And he's impressively built where it matters, too."
After sex with Joanna, Usher stepped back to watch the action and began instructing her what to do with the other girls.
Pleasure
"When he liked what he saw he'd let out an ‘Oooh yeah!' or ‘That's hot!'
"I got the impression he's used to orgies and knew what he wanted out of it.
"Mostly he was happy to watch but now and again he'd get involved and pleasure us with his hand or caress my breasts.
"We were all getting pretty turned on. The blonde was really crying out with pleasure."
And Joanna confessed that she too, gradually realised she was secretly enjoying this wicked new experience—and was more turned on by the girls than she was by Usher.
"Usher was great but being with girls was a new and very good experience," she admitted.
After romping for 40 minutes, Coralie and the blonde left.
Joanna told us: "From then on it was mostly a threesome—me, the other brunette and Usher all tangled up. He was touching us both at once.
"Then Usher started making love to me again. It was very urgent sex this time as he had got himself into a frenzy. It only lasted a few minutes, but I suppose he had been going two hours already. And it had been safe sex all night, too.
"Around 4am I thought it was time that I dressed and left. I didn't expect Usher to call or see me again. I was just flattered he'd picked me for that night.
Kissed
"But as I made for the door he came over and kissed me goodbye.
"It wasn't the sort of date I bargained for. But I have to confess it was the most amazing night."
