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Post by babyboylrtm on Dec 11, 2006 21:27:54 GMT -5
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by SHOOTER on Dec 11, 2006 21:28:59 GMT -5
so dead
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Post by SAY IT RIGHT on Dec 11, 2006 21:29:13 GMT -5
STOP THIS PLEASE! LOL! THis cant be true!!
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 11, 2006 21:29:38 GMT -5
how you been?
how you been boy, how you been? jamie: you was my catwoman, oprah's girl oooh. how you been ho? ray charles be turnin' in his grave seein you in those clothes, you a golddigga ho. how you been? gettin' that cash? ooh. halle: workin' my goochie runnin' down the road, tryin' to holla at me and i say HOW YOU BEEN HOW YOU BEEN? actin like you can touch these apples, like they from your tree and i say HOW YOU BEEN HOW YOU BEEN? gonna yell at me, call me your ho, wait til i key your car like carrie did, bring it back girlfriend. HOW YOU BEEN? HOW YOU BEEN? how you been when you can't find your car, how you been when the swiss bank account is cleared out, how you been when your mansion is on FIYAH. how you been? HOW YOU BEEN?! YOU GON' ANSWER? HOW YOU BEEN?!
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 11, 2006 21:34:08 GMT -5
cuz i'm a georgia peach, ooh this is my peach girls. P-E-A-C-H can you work the peach like me? P-E-A-C-H it's like that, you can't have my peach so give it up halle gonna write yo ass up IT'S MY PEACH OOOH IT'S MY PEACH P-E-A-C-H all in the hood screamin' my name tryin' to act like you own this peach, bitch plz. peaches and cream, you know what i mean, janet's may be rotted but i'm all clean. peaches and cream please, wanna slice of this peach pie well you gonna have to earn a slice, like that ooh like that. tryin' act like i got the fresh out of the oven peach pie, it's ripe oooh. P-E-A-C-H pie, don't go askin for my peach pie. LIKE THAT. this ain't yo peach, so don't go askin' for shit. i'm just a ripe georgia peach, oprah would tell ya, she be stale but i be ripe, not for too long so you better get this peach before i go bad, OOH. P-E-A-C-H say it! (like that)
THESE ARE EXCLUSIVE LYRICS PLEASE DON'T REPOST KTHX.
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Post by Pink Champagne Ricochet on Dec 11, 2006 21:36:12 GMT -5
ROFL
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Post by babyboylrtm on Dec 11, 2006 21:42:34 GMT -5
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Post by beaston on Dec 11, 2006 21:45:32 GMT -5
lmfao is this really happening??
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 11, 2006 21:46:32 GMT -5
I feel so creative writing these lyrics. It's such a great feeling, I should be Paris Hilton's writer and producer!
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Post by Jennifa on Dec 11, 2006 21:47:54 GMT -5
You should! Work it sista! Keep em cumming!
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Post by beaston on Dec 11, 2006 21:48:07 GMT -5
First Paris. Then Rachael Ray. Now add Halle Berry to the list. Rachel Ray? ???
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 11, 2006 21:48:58 GMT -5
write me oooohhhh babe write me. i know you cheated on me but write me. just write me you ho, i know i killed that ho but write me, you ain't ever visit me so write me bitch gonna sleep with my man i'm halle berry course she gon' die, babe i miss you write me servin 20 to life so write me i miss you babe so write me come on hit this shit, write me i didn't mean to kill the ho. so write me you know this peachshake got you comin' back again and again ho please, actin' like i went from dirrty to clean don't be hollerin' at oprah, ho got cottage cheese between her chocha back up and write me your ho may be dead but i still love ya so write me.
Commentary by Halle Berry: Write Me is about the time when I got locked up for killin' my ex's ho, I caught them together, then stalked her, locked her in a basement for 3 weeks and got that ho. No one fucks with Halle Berry.
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Post by babyboylrtm on Dec 11, 2006 21:49:18 GMT -5
Oh you must!!!
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Post by Damage on Dec 11, 2006 21:49:19 GMT -5
LOLOL
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Post by Jennifa on Dec 11, 2006 21:50:01 GMT -5
-dead-
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 11, 2006 21:59:51 GMT -5
No Problem Ain't No Problem, I'm just tryin' to get to the corner Get me a fix, and this ho all up in my shit Got my cross all around my neck, got me a fix. bitch better get out of my shit gotta get to the united negro foundation get my community service in so the p-o don't bitch i'm just tryin' to get me a fix. ain't no problem. THE HO'S ALL DIGGIN' IN MY TRASH BUT I'M JUST TRYIN' TO GET A FIX NO PROBLEM OOH NO PROBLEM kevin federline jacked my car, but i ain't got no problem i thought i trusted him, kevin my baby but i was playing with fire left me three kids later, ooh i should've cheated that sperm like a potion, gonnna get you knocked up or locked up me and britney just walkin' down the street 5 strollers behind us, but there ain't no problem. BRITNEY: kevin gonna leave me like that for halle's skank ass, it ain't goin' down like that, dick wasn't even that good, it ain't worth all this shit. i'ma kill someone. gonna get him with this toxic potion, ho ass better get lucky. HALLE: don't mess with my man cuz i'm crazy in love, kevin got that magicstick, he know how to make me sick morning sickness that is.
ooh work that shit. me and brit crawlin in the hood, ain't no problem.
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Post by Jennifa on Dec 11, 2006 22:01:53 GMT -5
AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by babyboylrtm on Dec 11, 2006 22:03:49 GMT -5
ROFLMAO @ magicstick
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Post by Evergreen on Dec 11, 2006 22:08:31 GMT -5
LOL, how did she work with all of those high profile producers and this is just now coming out. I mean, surely we would have had heard about this sooner.
And what the fuck is that album cover doing?
LOL
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 11, 2006 22:12:02 GMT -5
NEW SMASH COUPLE
MIMI AND HALLE!
BONUS TRACK gothkia girl screamin on the track thought x-men could bring me back i'm in my own little world now ooh they don't know. ooh they don't know. you earned a piece of this peach pie what you gonna do with it? nice and fresh, unlike janets mess. mariah screamin' on the track. mariah: workin' those peaches, nice and clean. halle i got a confession we belong together girl. halle: you think you can earn a slice of this pie? dance for me ho. dance ooh dance. mariah: bitch your shit ain't worth all this. halle: eat the peach pie, fresh from georgia. mariah: thought i was gonna sing with janet, yeah right, been there done that, can't get a peach pie implant, too bad for her, ain't worth it. cause this my shit. halle these are one of my confessions, girl we belong together. jamie foxx: girl i thought you was mine. halle: i dropped you like a line, snorted up and on the street, mariah my girl. mariah: WE BELONG TOGETHER, WHO ELSE YOU GONNA LEAN ON WHEN YOU THROWIN UP? WHO GONNA HOLD YOUR HAIR UP WHEN THE SNORTIN' GETS ROUGH? WE BELONG TOGETHER GIRL. YOU KNOW I GOT EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER NEED RIGHT HERE IN THESE JEANS. halle: oooooh gotta have it, gotta have it, gotta have a slice rollin on the floor, beggin and workin', but you just can't get a slice. mariah: come with me in the sky, on a trip we can fly like birds cause we belong together. halle: mariah my baby i think we belong together.
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Post by babyboylrtm on Dec 11, 2006 22:13:03 GMT -5
nice and fresh, unlike janets mess.
-DEAD-
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Post by Jennifa on Dec 11, 2006 22:15:23 GMT -5
LMFAO! OMG that is your best line!
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 11, 2006 22:19:31 GMT -5
HALLE FEATURING WHITNEY!
cuz we be snortin' all on the streets them girls fly slow, they can't be like us cause we be snortin', legalize it, duh. whitney: i'm goin' broke, i need this track, been usin' flour as crack. ever since bobby left, it's been to the left of that welfare line, he's irreplaceable. i'm waitin' for a new man, k-fed been here and gone i'm on the roam, flour up to 2 for a 5 pound bag can't deal with this s**t c'mon halle get me the smash halle: chill yo ass ho, we got that smash. 5 a line at the 5 and dine i got you whitney, cause you my b**ch and i'm your lady. it's the power of love i'ma always love you but b**ch don't take my line, it's all mine. halle: you ain't ever gonna find a b**ch like me, a b**ch that gonna check you into rehab, b**ch that gonna clean up your throw up, b**ch that gonna pay your rent, b**ch that gonna shave that s**t, you won't ever find a ho like me. whitney: halle we the dream team. sell this s**t. ooh. we got it.
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 11, 2006 22:35:17 GMT -5
alright i have a headache and i'm getting writers block so i'ma work on some new smash beats and lyrics for halle's upcoming album tomorrow, look for new smash hits coming up such as
YOU AIN'T MY BABIES DADDY 2INCHZ WTF? LOVE AND EMOTIONS NOT TODAY (I AIN'T IN THE MOOD) EVERYTHING IS FINE LAZY MILKIN' THA COW 13 IN THE MORNIN (STONED AS HELL)
and much much more from the upcoming album entitled
WORK IT VOLUME TWO
written entirely by me.
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Post by popmusicaddict on Dec 11, 2006 22:48:00 GMT -5
LOL, how did she work with all of those high profile producers and this is just now coming out. I mean, surely we would have had heard about this sooner. And what the f**k is that album cover doing? LOL That's because its fake lol. 99% of playlists you see early with half a gillion high profile producers are fake lol. And OMFG Early Winter you are one funny HAWT songwritter haha, keep workin those lyrics girl haha, YOUR GOOD!
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Post by Chelsea Press 2 on Dec 11, 2006 23:42:03 GMT -5
For those of y'all thinking this is from some random source, this even comes up on GoogleNews. And it's in ROLLING STONE!! from Rolling Stone: www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2006/12/11/halle-berry-set-to-ruin-reputation-puffy-wants-dancing-singing-boys-and-more/ www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005820228Halle Berry To Release New AlbumDecember 11, 2006 11:21 a.m. EST Maira Oliveira - All Headline News Reporter Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Halle Berry will soon be making her transition from Oscar-winning actress to recording artist. The actress recently confirmed in the December issue of Ebony magazine that she has finished working on a new album entitled "Halle." The new album was originally set to be released on January 9, 2007. However, a tight filming schedule has forced the star to postpone the release date to February 6 instead. In an exclusive interview with the magazine, Halle revealed that she's always wanted to sing and believes her new album will showcase her other talent. She said, "I've always loved to sing and this album will show people that I can do more than act." First Paris. Then Rachael Ray. Now add Halle Berry to the list. Rachel Ray? ??? She's on the Food Channel.
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Post by Rob64 on Dec 11, 2006 23:46:14 GMT -5
WHY ARE TOPICS ALLOWED TO BE FLOODED WITH GARBAGE LIKE THIS? UGH!
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Post by top40dj on Dec 11, 2006 23:57:40 GMT -5
MISS SEXY AKA WORK IT OOOH MISS HALLE SCREAMIN' ON THE TRACK MISSY'S BACK HALLE'S ON THE BLOCK LOOKIN FOR SOME COCK OOH GET THAT CASH OOH SHAKE THAT ASS MISSY: MY GIRL HALLE GOT HER BACK ON THE TRACK OOOH. SHAKE THAT ASS GIRL DON'T MAKE IT HURL MISS PRETTY SEXY BOOTY WORK IT OOOH. HALLE: MISSY'S BREAKIN' THEM HO'S BACKS LIKE FLAPJACK OOOH IT'S NAP TIME, OPRAH'S SCREAMIN ON THE TRACK OPRAH: HALLE A TRUE AFRICAN AMERICANA, REPPIN' THE STREETS SINCE 1900 OOOOOOH, WORK THAT SEXY BOOTY, JUST PROMISE TO GIVE ME A LICK. HALLE: THAT WAS MISSY ELLIOT, NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD, KEEPIN' IT BLACK. MISSY: OOOH MISS SEXY I'm crying
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Post by Rabbit on Dec 12, 2006 0:03:36 GMT -5
THIS IS SO SAD!
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Post by MRT on Dec 12, 2006 9:24:57 GMT -5
LMAO!
Work those lyrics Early Winter!
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