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Post by vivi on Dec 12, 2006 12:14:32 GMT -5
THIS LYRICS ARE SOOO FUNNY !!! IM DEAD RIGHT NOW !!!
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Post by XXIX on Dec 12, 2006 15:58:58 GMT -5
SO DONE with all of you, LOL.
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Post by vinyl on Dec 12, 2006 18:09:43 GMT -5
LMFAO @ those lyrics. I love you.
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Post by dperkins on Dec 12, 2006 21:13:16 GMT -5
LOL! Even if this album never happens. Halle still had the best "lyrics" ever! haha
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 13, 2006 14:30:53 GMT -5
*gasp*
Halle is in the studio recording my SMASH LYRICS! Awww thanks for the love, fucking Grammy committee bastards don't nominate me for shit, oh well. I'll write and produce another big album after Halle!
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 13, 2006 14:45:37 GMT -5
Halle got a weird obsession with peaches ;) I think they taste nasty. The video will feautre Halle and a nun. two candidates for the video are below: Halle's Christmas Song Deckin' tha halls with rum and vodka Fa La La La La Halle back in the hizz-ouse Got that sweet Georgia peach Got that upgrade 36A to 36DD Work them peaches All nice and fresh, move out the way ho's your peaches ain't as good as mine I'm on the floor, Fa La La La La Halle got the fresh shipment Fa La La La La Pa Pa Pa Pa Got it nice and fresh, Pa Pa Pa Pa Pie Cuz you just can't get a slice of this MM RUB THE PEACH MM RUB THE PEACH MM SLICE THE PEACH MM BAKE THE PEACH CUZ n**** U DONT KNOW HOW TO WORK THE PEACH THEN GET OUT I be sippin' on my eggnog, it smells like Janets chong chong YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOIN' DOWN IN HALLE HOOD, b**ch PLZ YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HALLE ROLL, I BE ON THAT CHRISTMAS TREE BLUNT Cause this is Halle's Christmas wish from me to you, rollin' on the floor with the lambs goin' bam bam bam WORK THE PEACH WORK THE PEACH goin' on the sled, til 3 in the mornin', high as f**k and i don't know where i'm goin' bells jinglin' in my head, don't know why i'm in a shed CUZ n**** U DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK THE PEACH THEN GET OUT so throw your hands up in the air, sing a prayer runnin through the church, the nuns tryin' to get some b**ches plz you can't have peach pie. oprah all in my grill, back out. for real. cuz this is halle's christmas wish from me to YOUUUUUUUUUU BABY. OOOOHHHHHHHH MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM HALLE TO YOU. FELIZ NAVIDAD ALL OVER THE WORLD, ROCKIN THAT CHRISTMAS TREE. FIYAH ALBUM
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Post by brianpk80 on Dec 13, 2006 15:38:56 GMT -5
I feel so creative writing these lyrics. It's such a great feeling, I should be Paris Hilton's writer and producer! Your lyrics are delightfully hilarious. You deserve a grammy.
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Post by CookyMonzta on Dec 13, 2006 16:27:10 GMT -5
First Paris. Then Rachael Ray. Now add Halle Berry to the list. It has been confirmed by the December issue of Ebony Magazine that Halle Berry will be releasing her new album entitled “Halle.” Halle told the magazine that: “I’ve always loved to sing and this album will show people that I can do more than act.” The album was scheduled to be released on January 9, 2007; however, due to filming conflicts, the album date was pushed back to February 6, 2007. I always knew this was coming!
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Post by XXIX on Dec 13, 2006 19:07:40 GMT -5
Okay... Halle.. whatever, but Rachael Ray? Are you serious? LOL.
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Post by Pink Champagne Ricochet on Dec 13, 2006 19:11:29 GMT -5
Rachael Ray released a compilation of Christmas songs under her name. she didn't sing on them, LOL. it was like those Martha Stewart CDs featuring a bunch of songs that she (or her underlings) think are appropriate for certain ocassions.
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Post by popmusicaddict on Dec 14, 2006 0:39:02 GMT -5
Yah the night I said the tracklist is fake my morning DJ's had their little version of E news sorta in the morning and announced she is paying Timbaland and Scott Storch 900 grand minimum for each track they produced....
So I guess not only is the album true, the playlist is too, at least Timbaland and Scott's. Dang I guess she's VERY serious with this and expects to sell cuz uhh even if she sells half a million with that producer fee she WOULD NOT make alot of profit.....
I'm speechless...
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Post by XXIX on Dec 14, 2006 0:44:09 GMT -5
Rachael Ray released a compilation of Christmas songs under her name. she didn't sing on them, LOL. it was like those Martha Stewart CDs featuring a bunch of songs that she (or her underlings) think are appropriate for certain ocassions. Yeah, I did some research afterwards. I was like WTF? LOL.
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 20, 2006 0:58:36 GMT -5
SMASH PROMO FOR THE ALBUM!
Playboy spread, Halle opens wide in more ways than one.
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 20, 2006 0:59:04 GMT -5
I feel so creative writing these lyrics. It's such a great feeling, I should be Paris Hilton's writer and producer! Your lyrics are delightfully hilarious. You deserve a grammy. Awww. Thanks babe.
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Post by dperkins on Dec 20, 2006 2:38:06 GMT -5
LOL! Even if this album never happens. Halle still had the best "lyrics" ever! haha Yeah! But remember the "lyrics" for the ghetto rap version of Xtina's "Still Dirty" with Lil' Kim? DO I? haha That was some funny shit!
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Post by dperkins on Dec 20, 2006 2:43:15 GMT -5
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Post by I love David and Theo on Dec 20, 2006 3:09:24 GMT -5
I'll take credit for this
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Post by dperkins on Dec 20, 2006 3:11:08 GMT -5
I know! haha Those were some great lyrics!
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Post by GiveIt2Me! on Dec 30, 2006 22:27:36 GMT -5
OMG I just came across this thread for the 1st time! LMFAO, thanks for the laughs!
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Post by Chelsea Press 2 on Dec 30, 2006 23:04:34 GMT -5
OMG I just came across this thread for the 1st time! LMFAO, thanks for the laughs! This is not a joke thread. This album is actually coming out in February.
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Post by msanoja on Dec 30, 2006 23:41:19 GMT -5
What a lovely thread.
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 31, 2006 0:25:02 GMT -5
LYRICS HAVE LEAKED OMGGGGGG
Prelude: Halle's Hood
What's good? Welcome to Halle's hood Runnin' down the street In search of some meat Not the meat that you eat But the meat with some feet Kids in the street learnin' their shit Tryin' to get a hit Children gather around, mama Halle's here Gonna show you how to play peach pong Gonna hit the bong and not play ping pong Got us some peach pong This is Halle's hood, where the ho's belong I got a commission, 25% to Halle for them ho's CUZ BITCHES YOU IN HALLE'S HOOD Children gather around, in Halle's hood. Mama Halle got a story to tell...
Part Two: Halle's Hood, The Ho Who Could Babies there once was a ho, who knew how to work the roll made me thousands a night never got in a fight but peaches rot, stars fade the ho needed a comeback she was twenty years old two peach tucks later wearin' an alligator THE HO WAS BACK CUT HER SOME SLACK Lil' Jon screamin' on the track YEAAAAAAAAAAA JANET RUNS THE HOOD ROTTED PEACHES AND ALL WHAT'S GOOD? OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY SO THERE WAS THE DAY JANET RUNNIN' DOWN THE STREET LOOKIN' TO GET BEAT IN THE NUDE CUZ THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' HO WAS LOOKIN TO GET LAID SO JERMAINE CAME ALONG AND SAID MAMA IT'S ALL GONNA FADE WORKIN' THOSE DIRRTY PEACHES THROWIN' UP ALL OVER THE PLACE HAD TO TAKE THIS HO TO THE CLINIC TO GET THEM CLEANED OOHH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HOOKED THIS HO UP WITH THE MOTHER FUCKIN' REMIX AND THEN SHE RETURNED Halle: I'm back on this track Get yo black ass back ***I'M RACIST***s gonna fuck with my ho Janet? Gonna have us some fried Lil' Jon Oohhh bitch best run Ooohhh faster than a nun Crackin' those ***I'M RACIST***s like a squirrel crackin' nuts This is the story of a little ho in Halle's hood, so my children Don't let those peaches get rotted Don't forget to douche and listen to Oprah for advice cause Rosie just ain't enough TU SIEMPRE AMO HALLLEEEEEEEE Come With Me Come With Me children, come to the kitchen Bake some peach pie Baking soda and suggaaaaaa lots of it CAUSE HALLE THE ONLY ONE IN THE HOOD WITH THE SKILLS WORKIN' THOSE LYRICS THAT KILL OHHHH NO ONE IN THE WORLD This is the story of the ho that could, only in Halle's hood.
Disclaimer: Halle Berry isn't a pimp and doesn't own a "hood" of her own, she doesn't force Janet to spread her legs for cash, nor does she force her to expose her breasts, Janet does that on her own. So please children, don't prostitute your bodies, and remember to keep your peaches fresh always and don't try to use baking soda to keep them fresh. But you can bake some cookies with baking soda, don't try to kill Lil' Jon or play peach pong.
Love always,
Mama Halle <3
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Post by vinyl on Dec 31, 2006 0:33:50 GMT -5
LMAOOO I love your disclaimers as well. You're hilarious.
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Post by Focus on Dec 31, 2006 0:38:59 GMT -5
She's making an album? It would be awesome if her voice was a beautiful as she is!
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 31, 2006 0:41:48 GMT -5
Thanks babe, I do it all for Halle. I'm just so happy that she puts her voice on my lyrics, it makes me so happy!!
And all kinds of threads are being locked, plz don't lock this one I'm just trying to make Halle famous, and I'm working on some new lyrics as we speak!
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Post by vinyl on Dec 31, 2006 0:46:54 GMT -5
Thanks babe, I do it all for Halle. I'm just so happy that she puts her voice on my lyrics, it makes me so happy!! And all kinds of threads are being locked, plz don't lock this one I'm just trying to make Halle famous, and I'm working on some new lyrics as we speak! You must really love her!
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Post by Filthy Pop on Dec 31, 2006 0:51:33 GMT -5
Duh cuz her peachz are fresher than Janets
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Post by SHOOTER on Dec 31, 2006 1:01:20 GMT -5
OMG I just came across this thread for the 1st time! LMFAO, thanks for the laughs! This is not a joke thread. This album is actually coming out in February. I know! I'm so excited!
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Post by giovannina on Dec 31, 2006 1:38:12 GMT -5
First Paris. Then Rachael Ray. Now add Halle Berry to the list. It has been confirmed by the December issue of Ebony Magazine that Halle Berry will be releasing her new album entitled “Halle.” Halle told the magazine that: “I’ve always loved to sing and this album will show people that I can do more than act.” The album was scheduled to be released on January 9, 2007; however, due to filming conflicts, the album date was pushed back to February 6, 2007. I always knew this was coming! Wow, I did not know Halle could sing! I've agreed with my brother, for some time, that Halle is probably the most gorgeous woman in the world. (I should hate her for that, I suppose, but she's just so likeable!) If she can also SING, that's amazing! I hope her album comes out really well.
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Post by Damage on Dec 31, 2006 1:56:26 GMT -5
LOL^
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