Parody A Current Top 40 Hit

[4 Minutes to be a Legend]

I'll start...

Ugly
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Will you shoot me please?

I’ve been hearing this for a while now
You’ve got me feeling like I wanna die right now
cause every time I hear about your ugly taste
i get the poundings as my head aches

It starts in my nerves
as I cringe like I’m old
where ever I go It always shows
that you make me senile
please stop for a while now
you’re like a crime
where ever you go

The pain is starting and you’re to blame
I am dyin’ can’t you see my face
under cover because I’d rather be alone
this ugly singing please try to control

It starts in my nerves
as I cringe like I’m old
where ever I go It always shows
that you make me senile
please stop for a while now
you’re like a crime
where ever you go

But what do I have got left to say
you give me no option, I gotta settle it this way
A gun........mmmmmm

It starts in my nerves
as I cringe like I’m old
where ever I go It always shows
that you make me senile
please stop for a while now
you’re like a crime
where ever you go

da da da da da da da da bu dum da dum da dum da da dum ...mmmmmm

I've been wanting to be dead for a while now
it’s time to pull that trigger I’m suicidal now
Cause every time I have to hear your song
I'm bothered enough to just want it gone

It starts in my nerves
And I lose all control
When you open your mouth
My headache explodes
Cause you make me senile
I have to put an end now
the end is insight

Whatever, whatever, whatever, just go….
Whatever, whatever, whatever just go….

[Mega248]

This is a cool idea, but I'm going to ship this over to the games forum.

[Pipa]

I made a lovely rendition of "Stronger" if it were related to soap in one of the Random Thoughts threads, but that thread blew up. :(

Here's an old one I did of "Crazy":

I remember when
I remember, I remember when good music went #1
There was something so pleasant about those songs
But then all the radio programmers
Got their ears chopped off

They're so out there - they don't care
They play songs a year and a half old
And it wasn't because they were good enough
No, they just get big bucks

I think it's crazy
I think it's crazy
Do they think it's crazy?
Possibly

And I'm glad that you think
Hip-hop and rap are nice
But think twice - that's my only advice

Panic! At The Disco
Who the f**k, who the f**k
Do you think you are?
Ha ha ha, bless your soul
You really think your music has soul?

Well
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Do you agree?

Some songs are full of heart, you just play songs by pimps
And all I remember is thinkin'
Why do you play Eminem?

Ever since I was little, ever since I was little radio was more fun
And it's no coincidence what it's become
Now it's dead, now it's done

But maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy
Probably

[somelikeitwhen]

James At War makes excellent top 40 parodies. His parodies of Rockstar and Sorry, Blame It On Me (about a Halo 3 addiction) are pure comedy gold.
I tried writing a few parodies. I wrote one of Beverly Hills, but I thought it was too cheesy. (Here's a hint - it was about cereal.) I thought of another one where a boy wants nothing more than a PS3 for his birthday only to realize it sucks, but I don't have a song to base it on.

[grammyman]

heres a really graphic parody of 'apologize'


i was sucking on your dick, had mine nine inches up your butt
it tasted so good, but then i had to lick your nuts
then you walked away and claimed i was bad in bed, and gay
but then you thought it over and wanted to give me head, but i had to say

that its too late to suck me now
its too late
i said its too late to suck me now
its too late

i gave you a second chance but i saw you with another man
you said he did you rough but he couldnt do it like i can
you begged for my loving back but you lost both my respect, and me
and boy i cant take you back since you can infect, with an std

its too late to fuck me now
its too late
i said its too late to fuck me now
its too late

its too late to suck me now
its too late
i said its too late to fuck me now
its too late

i said its too late to suck me now yeah
i said its too late to fuck me now yeah

i was sucking on your dick, had mine nine inches up your butt