Stern: You Ain't @#$%ing Heard Anything Yet
Dec 4, 2005 22:06:30 GMT -5
Post by musicradio77 on Dec 4, 2005 22:06:30 GMT -5
Howard Stern has crowed for months about how he'll get as filthy as humanly possible when he jumps to censorship-free Sirius Satellite Radio next month — and now he's revealing for the first time, in a New York magazine interview, just how X-rated his new show will be.
In an expletive-filled interview that hits newsstands tomorrow, the sex-obsessed shock jock tells of five new jaw-dropping features that are sure to push the boundaries of bad taste.
The idea behind the filthy five ideas, Stern says, is to gratify his listeners.
"Wouldn't it be brilliant if my audience could all lie down at night together and [achieve orgasm] together?" he asks.
To that end, Stern plans to offer up one regular segment called "Confessions from the Bunny Ranch," in which he plans to wire a room at the famed Nevada whorehouse for sound.
"You'll be right in the prostitute's room. You'll hear the negotiation. You'll hear the screwing. You'll hear the after-sex conversation," Stern tells New York.
He's also working on "I Want to F - - - a Porn Star," a sex-drenched send-up of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," in which contestants get to have sex with an adult film star if they pass a quiz.
"It's going to be difficult," Stern cautions.
Then there's "Tissue Time With Heidi Cortez," which will feature appearances by a 24-year-old Playboy model who will offer phone sex to Howard's audience.
For years, he presented the "Lesbian Dating Game," in which a gay woman got to take her pick of three hot women. But the segment was dropped after the FCC began its crackdown on "indecent" and "obscene" material. Now it's coming back with a, uh, bang.
"I'm going to give you real action. We'll have the sex right there," Stern says.
Stern is also getting ready to send up "The View," which he's ranked on for years, particularly hammering away at Star Jones.
"We're going to round up four crack whores, and every night we're going to take the exact topics that 'The View' talked about," the shaggy-haired gabber says. "It will be 10 times better."
In an expletive-filled interview that hits newsstands tomorrow, the sex-obsessed shock jock tells of five new jaw-dropping features that are sure to push the boundaries of bad taste.
The idea behind the filthy five ideas, Stern says, is to gratify his listeners.
"Wouldn't it be brilliant if my audience could all lie down at night together and [achieve orgasm] together?" he asks.
To that end, Stern plans to offer up one regular segment called "Confessions from the Bunny Ranch," in which he plans to wire a room at the famed Nevada whorehouse for sound.
"You'll be right in the prostitute's room. You'll hear the negotiation. You'll hear the screwing. You'll hear the after-sex conversation," Stern tells New York.
He's also working on "I Want to F - - - a Porn Star," a sex-drenched send-up of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," in which contestants get to have sex with an adult film star if they pass a quiz.
"It's going to be difficult," Stern cautions.
Then there's "Tissue Time With Heidi Cortez," which will feature appearances by a 24-year-old Playboy model who will offer phone sex to Howard's audience.
For years, he presented the "Lesbian Dating Game," in which a gay woman got to take her pick of three hot women. But the segment was dropped after the FCC began its crackdown on "indecent" and "obscene" material. Now it's coming back with a, uh, bang.
"I'm going to give you real action. We'll have the sex right there," Stern says.
Stern is also getting ready to send up "The View," which he's ranked on for years, particularly hammering away at Star Jones.
"We're going to round up four crack whores, and every night we're going to take the exact topics that 'The View' talked about," the shaggy-haired gabber says. "It will be 10 times better."
