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Post by gin on Sept 12, 2009 0:43:59 GMT -5
Oh, rest assured, they did lock the topic well before ol' Soupy reached 10 votes. But the poll could still be voted in, so diarrhea shot through strong in the end.
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Post by gin on Sept 13, 2009 21:03:09 GMT -5
Kill Time
69 me won immunity again! Now vote to kill. GO!
Radar. me5671[/color] qwerty22 fran.182 erfrank
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Post by gin on Sept 14, 2009 20:50:39 GMT -5
Mmkay I'm not even going to try to make this suspenseful; by a vote of 4-1, Fran goes bye-bye. But there has been a change of plans again. Fran, we will let you leave the record store alive if you do us a little chore. Just stomp a few grapes so that the producers of this tiring show can have a refreshing swig of non-alcoholic wine, and then you can be on your merry way, alive and well. By the way, fran, did I ever tell you you look like a fat lesbian? Well, you do. Anyways, less standee, more stompee.Fran steps outside the music store, walks around to the back, and begins stomping grapes.
Nicole grabs the walkie-talkie, again.NOW NOW NOW!Whoops, looks like fran's ribcage shattered and punctured his insidey parts to all getout. He's dead.
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Post by gin on Sept 14, 2009 20:52:44 GMT -5
Repressed Singles Radar. me5671 qwerty22 erfrank
Purgatory zron08 Dance*Or*Die NLP snottyrag fran.182
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Post by gin on Sept 14, 2009 21:07:20 GMT -5
Radar, 69me, qwerty, and erfrank. Welcome to the final four, a place of great honor in the game of Survivor, or in the case of Pulse Survivor, a place of great shame and potent orgasms. We are now ready to begin our second to last immunity challenge.
Immunity Challenge: Starr Vision
You guys, I had a horrible dream last night. I dreamt that my friend and fellow whore Brittaney Starr died tragically. Now the idea of Brittaney dying has been on my mind ever since, and to give me some therapeutic relief, I need the four of you to help me come to terms with the possibility of Brittaney Starr actually dying. You each will be making a piece of artwork illustrating the death of Brittaney Starr. Use Microsoft Paint or some other sexual pleasure device program of your choice. Your artwork must be no bigger than 769 x 769 pixels. Your artwork must center around Brittaney Starr dying or dead. You may hand-draw it, use pictures from websites and other external sources, or a combination of both. Just make me a beautiful piece of art where Brittaney Starr dies. Then upload it to Photobucket or some other place and PM me your masterpiece. The good people of Pulse will be voting on the four of your submissions (I will not reveal who created which artwork) to determine which one is the most artistic. Whoever gets the most votes will receive immunity going into the final four vote. Now since these pictures will be displayed publicly, they can't show naughty parts, which I know is a complete oxymoron when dealing with Brittaney Starr, but keep it in mind. Okay, you have 5 days to submit your masterpiece to me. I'm off to finally get this cucumber out. Survivors ready... GO!
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Post by Rockstar (qwerty22) on Sept 15, 2009 16:38:44 GMT -5
Sent my pic!
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Post by gin on Sept 15, 2009 23:21:11 GMT -5
I got it, and let me just say, you put the IT in shit!
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Post by MOWE on Sept 15, 2009 23:54:52 GMT -5
Just sent mine. Can't wait to see what they all look like. Hope these help you come to terms with Brittaney's mortality, Nicole.
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Post by gin on Sept 16, 2009 0:00:16 GMT -5
Thank you all so much for all your therapeutic help.
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Post by MOWE on Sept 16, 2009 0:04:33 GMT -5
You're welcome... btw, what's the status on that cucumber?
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Post by gin on Sept 16, 2009 0:20:24 GMT -5
It is successfully out of my rectum. Since my ass doubles as a pickling agent, the cucumber was chopped up, sent to McDonald's, and was served with several double quarter pounders with cheese.
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 16, 2009 18:31:19 GMT -5
Sent mine!
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Post by gin on Sept 16, 2009 22:47:48 GMT -5
My [BLEEP]hole itches.
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 16, 2009 23:31:31 GMT -5
You didn't like it?
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Post by MOWE on Sept 16, 2009 23:46:32 GMT -5
It's not that... she's probably feeling some discomfort up there right now. You know, now that that cucumber's out and all...
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Post by gin on Sept 17, 2009 5:18:01 GMT -5
I'm so excited that Pitbull invited me up to his hotel room to work on the remix. Then afterwards we had sex. OH MY GOD HE WAS AMAZING. His greasy body was just pulsing sensually up and down on top of me, and he had his signature smirk on the whole time. OOOOOOOOOHHHHH I haven't felt an orgasm like that in years.
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Post by summers on Sept 17, 2009 5:31:57 GMT -5
^ Is that gonna be in the remix video?
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Post by Choco on Sept 17, 2009 23:53:27 GMT -5
I'm so excited that Pitbull invited me up to his hotel room to work on the remix. Then afterwards we had sex. OH MY GOD HE WAS AMAZING. His greasy body was just pulsing sensually up and down on top of me, and he had his signature smirk on the whole time. OOOOOOOOOHHHHH I haven't felt an orgasm like that in years.
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Post by Rockstar (qwerty22) on Sept 19, 2009 13:26:00 GMT -5
Challenge deadline is today!
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Post by gin on Sept 19, 2009 14:44:24 GMT -5
Challenge deadline is today! And one lazy bastard is skimping out! I guess Brittaney is too awesome of a force for him to physically comprehend.
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Post by gin on Sept 19, 2009 22:52:26 GMT -5
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Post by Rockstar (qwerty22) on Sept 19, 2009 23:41:38 GMT -5
DEATH @ Lil Mama, Britt's exploding implants, and that light that looks like a penis.
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 22, 2009 16:11:25 GMT -5
Only a few more hours left in the poll!
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Post by gin on Sept 22, 2009 23:44:58 GMT -5
Well, all three paintings were very therapeutic, but qwerty22's painting of exhibit C seemed by far the most artistic. I guess the simpler the art, the better. 69me's exhibit A and erfrank's exhibit B also helped me deal with the reality of Britt's mortality, though. However, qwerty, with the most artistic painting, you have won immunity. Congratulations! Here is your idol.
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Post by gin on Sept 22, 2009 23:45:57 GMT -5
Death Time
Radar. me5671 qwerty22[/b] erfrank
Mmkay. 48 hours. Vote.
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Post by gin on Sept 25, 2009 17:02:22 GMT -5
So we have an interesting situation. qwerty22 is immune, but he didn't vote, so he still gets one vote cast against himself. Let's see what the other votes are
ERFRANK
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Final vote
3.
Let me tell you what's going to happen to you, 3. Brooke Hogan is going to come in here. She is going to pull down her pants, whip out her penis, and then she is going to rape you. She is going to rape you forcefully. You will sustain internal injuries that will rupture some tissues and release toxic intestinal juices into parts of your body where toxic intestinal juices should never leak. I'm sorry, but you will die before hearing the track represented by your display name.
It happens. For all those interested, Brooke's penis looks like a large bendy straw with bite marks.
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Post by gin on Sept 25, 2009 17:05:16 GMT -5
Repressed Singles me5671 qwerty22 erfrank
Purgatory zron08 Dance*Or*Die NLP snottyrag fran.182 [most recent Britney Spears single]
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Post by gin on Sept 25, 2009 17:14:40 GMT -5
Final Immunity Challenge: Hand On A Hard Penis
Okay, y'all, this immunity challenge will involve you masturbating to pictures of me. You have all been given three pictures of me: one nude, one in a bikini, and one in a fat witch Halloween costume. Whoever can defile all three of his pictures first with a certain bodily substance that will go unnamed on this primetime program will win immunity.
Here is how to play:
Post *strokes*. Wait at least an hour, then post it again. Wait another hour, then post it a third time. Keep doing this until you have posted it five times with no interruption. Then you successfully... unload on one picture of Nicole.
However, at any time a player can post a picture of an unattractive celebrity in this thread. This is an immediate boner kill for the other two players and will require them to start over on whatever picture they were working on.
Mkay, are all the rules to this borderline-series-cancellation challenge clear? First one to splooge on three pictures wins. Survivors ready, GO!
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Post by gin on Sept 25, 2009 23:59:23 GMT -5
No one is masturbating to my photos yet... I'm very upset.
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 26, 2009 13:16:20 GMT -5
*strokes*
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