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Post by MOWE on Sept 28, 2009 15:23:03 GMT -5
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Post by MOWE on Sept 28, 2009 17:01:01 GMT -5
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 28, 2009 17:07:26 GMT -5
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Post by MOWE on Sept 28, 2009 20:37:59 GMT -5
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Post by MOWE on Sept 28, 2009 21:38:46 GMT -5
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 28, 2009 22:05:40 GMT -5
I feel like I'm doing this a lot but...
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Post by MOWE on Sept 28, 2009 22:27:31 GMT -5
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Post by MOWE on Sept 28, 2009 23:31:36 GMT -5
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Post by MOWE on Sept 29, 2009 8:20:18 GMT -5
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Post by MOWE on Sept 29, 2009 9:20:21 GMT -5
strokes... oh, Nicole, I'm so close!
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Post by MOWE on Sept 29, 2009 10:20:37 GMT -5
strokes... and that's 3!!!
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Post by gin on Sept 29, 2009 10:29:40 GMT -5
Well, 69me, you've won the final immunity challenge. Since qwerty and erfrank have no choice but to vote for each other, it will now be up to you to cast the sole vote of this round. PM me with who you would like to eliminate. Remember, this vote also determines who will be with you in the final two, when the jury will decide the winner.
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Post by Matt4319 on Sept 29, 2009 14:40:43 GMT -5
Note from the Pulse staff (really just me): It would be prudent to let erfrank into the final 2 as to provide an actual competition with speeches, etc.
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Post by gin on Sept 29, 2009 19:41:33 GMT -5
Okay I'll read the vote. qwerty. Well, qwerty, looks like... *sniff sniff* what's that smell?
Nicole walks up and down the aisles of the record store searching for the offensive smell.
OH MY GOD!
Qwerty's body is lying behind a stack of boxes. It is clear he has been dead for several days.
My god, smells like he died two Sundays ago! What a tragedy, I had a really fun death planned for him. Oh well, looks like that death will be reserved for the loser of the final two, 69me and erfrank. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! MY NAME IS NICOLE!
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Post by gin on Sept 29, 2009 19:42:43 GMT -5
Repressed Singles me5671 erfrank
Purgatory zron08 Dance*Or*Die NLP snottyrag fran.182 [most recent Britney Spears single] qwerty22 (comatose)
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Post by gin on Sept 29, 2009 19:46:25 GMT -5
Okay, 69me and erfrank, you may now post a speech, the length of which is your choice, to try to convice any jury members whose brains have not been mutilated into a vegetable state by the bores of purgatory why they should vote for you. Once your speeches have been posted the voting for the winner of Pulse Survivor will begin! The winner will receive the privelege of staying alive, a date with Nicole, and a tingler ring!
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Post by MOWE on Sept 30, 2009 8:16:18 GMT -5
Hey everybody,
I’m me5671, and I’m here to ask for your vote to win Pulse Survivor. I think that you should vote for me because I have played the game harder and smarter than erfrank.
You can see that I played the game harder because I won 3 individual immunity challenges. Erfrank only won 1. I did well in the competitions because I was willing to play the game hard.
Secondly, I played the game smartly. I made several critical game moves that got me to the final 2. I forged an alliance with erfrank and qwerty on day 1. I was loyal to that alliance and we ended up in the Final 3 together. I approached them to start this alliance; it was my idea for us to join forces and it worked. It was also my idea for the Smash tribe to team up and pick off the Flop tribe after the merge. This was another important move because it ensured that my alliance and I got to the Final 5 in the majority.
I'm sorry to those of you on the jury who may be upset that I had to vote you off. It wasn't anything personal. It's just how this game works. I hope you can look past any personal feelings and vote for the person that you think played the game the best.
So, those are the reasons why I believe you should vote for me to win Pulse Survivor. The motto of this game is to outwit, outplay, and outlast. I outwitted and outplayed in this game. With your votes, I hope to outlast as well.
~ME
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 30, 2009 11:12:53 GMT -5
Hey everyone, Erfrank here and I am asking for your vote to win Pulse Survivor! I've played a smart, loyal and intense game! With the help of me5671, qwerty and the other smashes, we won every team immunity challenge, for which I played a major role. For instance, there was a team immunity challenge where Nicole would give clues about a recent CHR hit and each player could only answer 1 question - once I answered one, I'd help my treammates to answer following questions and shut out the Flops! I also won an individual immunity challenge and fought hard at the others, whether to win myself, or to make sure someone from the smashes/my alliance won. Me5671 and I have been alligned since the beginning and we obviously did a good job upholding that alliance! I would often make major decisions on who to vote off - all part of the game, someone's gotta win! ;) I hope that you vote for me to win, based on my loyalty to my team, consistent intensity and .... this..... GO ERFRANK - Thanks!!
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Post by gin on Sept 30, 2009 14:39:12 GMT -5
Wow, good speeches both of you! When I fell asleep during them I actually had a wet dream!
I will now PM the jury members asking them for their votes. They will have 7 days to vote. After that I will reveal a winner from the votes I have.
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 30, 2009 15:37:35 GMT -5
AAHHH the suspense!!
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Post by Matt4319 on Oct 7, 2009 17:05:45 GMT -5
Bump. It's the 7th!
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Post by gin on Oct 7, 2009 17:08:37 GMT -5
I know! Can't a girl 69 with Brittaney Starr without being rushed by pesky admins? Gah. Mkay, finale in a moment.
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Post by gin on Oct 7, 2009 17:39:55 GMT -5
THE FINALE Over two months ago, sixteen unremarkable media whores set foot into this music store, risking their lives in order to appear on a poorly-acclaimed Friday-night-death-slot reality show with mediocre ratings produced solely by Brittaney Starr in hopes of winning a tingler ring. Fourteen have been killed off mercilessly, and now two remain. We will soon find out the winner of the tingler ring and the right to live, but first a word from our sponsors. This portion of the finale show has been brought to you by a product that's full of shit.
And now for the moment we've all been waiting for. This game has been a boiling cauldron of witch piss from the beginning, so don't be surprised that I only received 3 of the 7 potential jury votes. Anyways, it's enough to decide a winner.
FIRST VOTE
69ME
Second vote
The winner of Pulse Survivor...
...has not been determined yet because the second vote is for
ERFRANK
And the third and final vote...
Ladies, gentlemen, and putrid purgatory beings, the winner of Pulse Survivor:
ME5671!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations, 69me. You have won the tingler ring, the privilege to stay alive, and the title of sole Pulse Survivor. As for erfrank, we've brought in an authentic eighteenth-century guillotine just for you!
And 69me, here is your prize!
Also, I have a fun bit of news. As the jury members who voted, NLP, DanceOrDie, and 3. will be allowed to return back to life... by inhabiting the bodies of very old, washed-up, and frail celebrities. NLP, you are now Larry King!
ApplauseDanceOrDie, you are now Cher!ApplauseAnd 3., I'm very sorry, but the only one we could find for you was Regis...Mixed reactions, light clapping, groaning, a couple boos, laughterAnd erfrank remains dead even though he got second place... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Leave it to Nicole! Anyways, I would just like to thank Brittaney Starr for producing this wonderful reality show, congratulate 69me for winning, and I guess I'll just flash my breasts to the other fifteen contestants who weren't so lucky. Also, don't count on this thing being picked up for a second season; they call it the Friday night death slot for a reason.And with a flash of her breasts, Nicole was gone.
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Post by when the pawn... on Oct 7, 2009 22:05:01 GMT -5
Congrats me5671!
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Post by gin on Oct 7, 2009 22:24:21 GMT -5
Go back to hell, you disgusting heathen.
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Post by gin on Oct 9, 2009 18:58:34 GMT -5
You know you've got a show with ratings down the shitter when the winner doesn't even attend the finale...
Whatever. I'm going to go get fisted by Brittaney Starr.
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Post by Dance Or Die on Oct 10, 2009 18:00:02 GMT -5
Congratulations me5671!!
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