okay this is a goofy question, but this isn't a cover of the old Weird Al Yankovich song (which is, in turn, a spoof of the Madonna song) is it? If not, I'd love to see the lyrics - they've gotta be really strong to support such a nutty song title.
Oooooh baby just listen to my urgin'
You cut thru my heart just like a surgeon....?!?
It isn't a cover.
Verse 1:
Head back
Eyes closed
Deep breath
Let it go
Bare with me
I'll take good care
Im an expert
And other girls just can't compare
I'm highly recommended
Don't need a second opinion
You'll be all better
baby once i'm finished
So be a good patient (ay!)
Be patient (ay!)
Stay under my observation (ay!)
and holla back in the morning
I know you never had a girl quite like me (uh) me (uh) me (uh) meeee
I take a hot boy-oy
and give him cold feet (uh) feet (uh) feet
Chorus:
When it comes to love
i'm like a surgeon
I'm a true tactician
I'mma make your body better
when I get in the right position
(I'm like a surgeon)
I'mma make ya body jump
everytime my body pumps
uh-huh, uh-uh
(I'm like a surgeon)
Until your reflexes leave your knees
My love's like anesthesia
I'll rock you fast asleep
(I'm Like a Surgeon)
Oh yes i'm truly qualified
Lay your head back on that pillow and relax your mind...
(your mind, your mind, your mind)-throughout rap...
Rap:
Check, check, calling patient, patient, patient number one
Make sure that you sign out, sign out-out
when you're done
Make sure you grab a sucker on your way-ay out the door
And make your next appointment and come back and get some more
Verse 2:
Now that you've learned
you'll be so glad you'll return (uh-huh)
Open up your mouth
Let me check you out
My ears will be
your stethoscope
We'll feel your vital signs
Make sure your heart's beating like mine
I appreciate your recovery time
but you need a physical one more time
Head to feet, baby you're just fine
You're my best patient and you never have to wait in line ooooohhh
I know you never had a girl quite like Ci (uh) Ci (uh) me (uh) meeee
I take a hot boy-oy
and give him cold feet (uh) feet (uh) feet
(Chorus + Rap)
Verse 3:
That's it baby you can count on Ci
Give you everything you need
The girl that you got aint got nothin' on me
So call me in case of an emergency
Her song titles have been interesting though. There was a song called "Go Girl" which was a 'heater single' for the album. As far as I know, it isn't on the album. Before hearing it, I thought it was about this one plastic device that women can use to use the bathroom the way a man would.
It wasn't. But it would have been so funny.
