Create an Era

[Air Jordin]

I thought it would be fun to come up with "joke" eras for our favorite artists.

I'll start

Jordin's third studio album Autobiography of a Flawed Goddess will be released early next year. The first single, Posessed, was inspired by Russel Brand, as clearly seen in the chorus: "Your eyes make you look posessed / but you're really a man-slut / Talkin' bout my promise rings / Now go on and watch me strut". Other highlights of the album include a cover of Michael Bolton's How Am I Supposed to Live Without You, a definate contender for second single and Record of the Year at next year's Grammys. Also featured is the surefire Top 100 smash I.D.O.N.T.L.I.K.E.Y.O.U.V.E.R.Y.M.U.C.H.

[Acid Eyes]

[gin]

My Chemical Romance's Death Domination era would start off with the hit single "When I Get So Old I'm Almost Dead." After that, they would immediately fuck things up by releasing "Whatcha Kill With That Knife," which will not even go top 50. They would earn slight redemption with their follow-up hit "I Hate This Life," but then immediately throw it all down the shitter again as they team up with Raphael Saadiq and record "Beat Mo! (You Are My Victim)" for the Precious soundtrack, which will flop hardcore. They will then release "Pistol Pop" ft. Ludacris as a single, but they won't get to shoot the video with Ludacris because of label complications. As a last desperate attempt to get a hit, they will release "Slit Slit : Slit Slit," which will barely go top 30 and ultimately be the final flop nail in the era's flop coffin.

[LegendaryLover]

Somehow it reminds me of PCD's Doll Domination.

[David]

Dec 28, 2009 0:20:44 GMT -5 LegendaryLover said:

Somehow it reminds me of PCD's Doll Domination.

OMGZ!!!~!~ NO WAY!~?~? ::O

[LoveKiller]

Dec 28, 2009 0:20:44 GMT -5 LegendaryLover said:

Somehow it reminds me of PCD's Doll Domination.

LMAO!!!