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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:00:31 GMT -5
THIS IS A SPECIAL PULSE MUSIC BOARD PRESENTATION. WELCOME TO THE 2009 PULSE MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS.
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:01:14 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, the kings & queen of pop/electro/hip-hop! Please welcome the BLACK EYED PEAS!
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:07:45 GMT -5
Welcome to the 1st annual Pulse Video Music Awards! I am honored to be your host for the evening and to have organized this show with Music Fan & Hitseeker! Get ready for a night full of exciting performances and award-giving that will incite fan-wars, shock and hopefully even some stage-crashing!
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:08:31 GMT -5
Let’s not waste any time and get right to the first award! Bridging the gap between pop, r&b and rap, hip hop has seen an incredible surge into the mainstream in the last 10 year. This year, we honor collaborations between rappers and pop stars, a feirce move from R&B’s hottest chick and the most perplexing mega-hit in years. The nominees for Best Hip Video are…
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:09:19 GMT -5
"Diva" by Beyonce
"Boom Boom Pow" by the Black Eyed Peas
"Universal Mind Control" by Common & Pharrell Williams
"Day 'N' Night" by Kid Cudi
"Live Your Life" by T.I. & Rihanna
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"Heartless" by Kanye West
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:09:52 GMT -5
And the first ever Pulse Video Music Award goes to...................
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Juanca
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Post by Juanca on Sept 20, 2009 19:10:44 GMT -5
Kiddy, kiddy...
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:10:36 GMT -5
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BLACK EYED PEAS. "Boom Boom Pow" is this year's Best Hip Hop Video!
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:12:23 GMT -5
Give it up for BEP! Moving right along, we've come to the category for Best Editing!
You can have all the great footage in the world, but without expert editing, your music video could be a big crock of s***. Some of this year’s nominated videos have very simple, yet sleek editing while others are much more complicated and flashy. But what did you pick? The nominees for Best Editing in a Video…
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:13:28 GMT -5
"21 Guns" by Green Day
"Day 'N' Night" by Kid Cudi
"Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga
"She Loves Everybody" by Chester French
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" by Beyonce
and..
"Welcome to Heartbreak" by Kanye West & Kid Cudi
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:13:46 GMT -5
and the winnnnner issssss....
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:14:18 GMT -5
Lady Gaga for "Paparazzi"!!!
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:15:13 GMT -5
The Gaga would like to thank God, of course.
And the gays.
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:15:58 GMT -5
We have to head to a short break but we'll be back soon! Stay tuned for Best Rock Video, Best Choreography and Taylor Swift!
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Post by Juanca on Sept 20, 2009 19:18:33 GMT -5
Yes!! Lady Gaga is the best!! Paparazzi was awesome!  |
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Post by gin on Sept 20, 2009 19:19:23 GMT -5
Hey everybody, it's me, Nicole Scherzinger. Thank you so much for coming to the Pulsing Member Video Awards. I'm here to announce the nominees for Best Cock Video!
What? Why are you whispering to me? Rock video? What the f*ck?
I'm terribly sorry, but it looks like I'm announcing the nominees for Best Rock Video. >:( Here goes:
Life in Technicolor II Coldplay: Wow! This video features puppets as the band members instead of actual people. Kind of like the other members of the Pussycat Dolls.
21 Guns Green Day: This video has things being shot rapidly, and since cum is not one of those things, I can't really give a professional opinion.
Two Weeks Grizzly Bear: This video features four pasty boarding school homos sitting on a bench, checking each other out and fantasizing about the intense sexual urges they will unleash on each other after the headmasters have all retired to their quarters for the night and the boys are left alone in their rooms. If only they had my pussy amongst them, they'd turn straight in a second. I've shown that I can give even the most flaming of homosexuals a straight persona; case in point: Pretentious Illustrations or whatever the hell that fairy's name is.
Use Somebody Kings of Leon: At first I thought this song was about abusive relationships, but I was disappointed to find that it was a song about the longing for a meaningful reciprocative relationship. BORING! Just like my homeb!tch Nelly Furtado, I'm a maneater. I don't mind when the man eats me, though.
New Divide Linkin Park: This song is from the Transformers 2 soundtrack. You remember all the transformers, right? Autobots like Optimus Prime, Decepticons like Megatron, and Tranmobiles like Brooke Hogan. She definitely has more than meets the eye under that skirt. And this New Divide is not to be confused with the Old Divide, aka my vagina.
Decode Paramore: That firecrotch lead singer thinks she's so hot, but I've got the real fire crotch thanks to my assortment of VDs. Seriously, the theme song to my vagina should be "Burnin' Up." *rimshot* My vagina discharges fluid faster than Beyonce discharges singles. *rimshot* My lower region is crawling with more bugs than the Mariah Carey thread. *rimshot*
Well those are your nominees, all worthy contenders, but only one of them can win this most prestigous award presented by ME! NICOLE! MY NAME IS NICOLE! MAH NAME UHZ NIHHCOALLLLLLLLL!
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Post by gin on Sept 20, 2009 19:21:51 GMT -5
And the winner, I am proud to announce, is...
Coldplay! Life In Technicolor II! Thank god, I know I'm not supposed to show bias but I really wanted that video to win.
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Post by gin on Sept 20, 2009 19:23:42 GMT -5
And now ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present, Miss Taylor Swift! What the hell? Get off the stage, ho!
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Post by gin on Sept 20, 2009 19:28:28 GMT -5
Hey, everybody, it's me Nicole again. Hopefully that cracked-out skank Lil Mama keeps her ass off this stage so this award show can proceed with class and style! Now, on to the nominations for Yo Nicole, I'm really happy for you, imma let you finish, but Jerry Lewis had one of the best stage presences of all time! Jerry [BLEEP]ing Lewis?! Are you [BLEEP]ing kidding me?!
I'll ignore your stupid assface and continue on with my graceful speech. Several people are artists. Whores, sluts, and directors to name a few. And these next videos show artistry so potent that only a professional whore like I could understand their true depth. Here are the nominees for best art direction in a video:
Be By Myself, Asher Roth & Cee-Loo
Circus, Britney Spears
Day 'N' Night, Kid Cudi
Love Lockdown, Kanye West
That's Not My Name, The Ting Tings
Viva la Vida, Coldplay
Can I get off this [BLEEP]ing stage now?! It's like the Amazon Rainforest in my panties.
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Post by Juanca on Sept 20, 2009 19:29:41 GMT -5
Hahahaaa That Nicole is a persona!!  Yay for Coldplay!! |
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Post by gin on Sept 20, 2009 19:30:46 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner for best art direction in a video is...
...that meathole who just tried to upstage me, Kanye West!
Seriously, can I get the [BLEEP] off this stage now?!?
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:32:04 GMT -5
I mean...I'mma finish in a second but GOLD DIGGER had the best Art Direction of ALL TIME!
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Post by Juanca on Sept 20, 2009 19:32:33 GMT -5
Kanye, aka Jackass!
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:33:19 GMT -5
What can I say - it's your votes!
Short break, we'll be back in a few with Cobra Starship and the awards for Country and Spanish!
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Post by gin on Sept 20, 2009 19:33:58 GMT -5
Spanish? Do people even speak that anymore?
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:35:21 GMT -5
Before 2009, these two bands were just a couple of warped-tour regulars, making bizzare videos as male models and making the music to Snakes on a Plane. But this year, these two pop-punk-dance groups have broken through with CHR mega-hits. Performing “Don’t Trust Me” and “Good Girls go Bad”, here are 3oh!3 & Cobra Starship!
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:36:01 GMT -5
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Post by Az Paynter on Sept 20, 2009 19:38:16 GMT -5
Si, senorita Flopzinger. ;)
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:41:02 GMT -5
Designing the artist’s performance, creating unique concepts and bringing personal lyrics to life through video, the director is possibly the most important man (or woman) on set. Beyonce might be dancing her @$$ off and 3oh!3 can prance around as much as they want, but without direction, the vision is lost. The nominees for Best Direction in a Video are…
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Post by when the pawn... on Sept 20, 2009 19:42:03 GMT -5
"21 Guns" by Green Day
"Don't Trust Me" by 3oh!3
"She Loves Everybody" by Chester French
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" by Beyonce
"Two Weeks" by Grizzly Bear
"Who's Gonna Save My Soul?" by Gnarls Barkley
and the winner issssss.......
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