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Post by Libra on May 12, 2015 13:52:04 GMT -5
Would it matter if heard in a different form? This wasn't a country song originally...
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Post by trebor on May 15, 2015 14:54:59 GMT -5
Luke Bryan: "Rain Is A Good Thing"
"Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey Whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky"
"We hunt our hunnies down We'll take 'em in the town"
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2015 15:10:35 GMT -5
I love "Break Free," but the fact that they included the grammatical error "are" instead of "am" at the end of the first 2 verses on purpose makes me cringe a bit.
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Post by BDGeek on May 15, 2015 21:22:44 GMT -5
Kiely Williams - "Spectacular," particularly the bridge:
What he did to me last night felt so good I must have been on drugs I hope he used a rubber Or I'mma be in trouble
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Post by The Music Man on May 15, 2015 23:01:55 GMT -5
LMFAO. About once a year I stumble across that video/song, and it kills me all over again. I still can't imagine what she was thinking.
There are some gems in this thread.
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Post by ry4n on May 16, 2015 1:53:17 GMT -5
Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow
Imma work hard, that's my thesis This beat is the s**t, feces
I tour the whole world like a dirty pirate To give the whole club some Miley Cyrus
Imma be a brother, but my name ain't Lehman Imma be ya banker loaning out semen
will.i.am. the rhyming genius
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Post by Ginger Spice on May 16, 2015 2:27:07 GMT -5
Jennifer Lopez - "Emotions"
"I feel good 'cause I don't feel bad."
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Post by peacebone on May 16, 2015 14:35:20 GMT -5
Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wowImma work hard, that's my thesis This beat is the s**t, feces
I tour the whole world like a dirty pirate To give the whole club some Miley CyrusImma be a brother, but my name ain't Lehman Imma be ya banker loaning out semenwill.i.am. the rhyming genius Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday! Friday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday!
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Post by Flip on May 16, 2015 14:38:46 GMT -5
Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wowImma work hard, that's my thesis This beat is the s**t, feces
I tour the whole world like a dirty pirate To give the whole club some Miley CyrusImma be a brother, but my name ain't Lehman Imma be ya banker loaning out semenwill.i.am. the rhyming genius Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday! Friday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday! A week with two Saturdays sounds good, though...
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Post by lyhom on May 16, 2015 14:40:00 GMT -5
One plus one plus one equals three
One plus one equals two
One plus three equals four (one four one four one)
One plus one plus one equals three-e-e-e-e-e-e-e
Three plus one equals four equals B-E-P bitch
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on May 16, 2015 23:18:03 GMT -5
Brooke Hogan ft Flo Rida - Ruff Me Up
Strawberry topping lets make it dessert Play with the moneybags under your skirt I heard they got cash there I said it first I'm trying to bag all those calories Tickle miss kitty that's above your knees
The moneybags under your skirt? What...
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Post by maine on May 18, 2015 12:12:10 GMT -5
Time to add more to the new Maroon 5 collection of bad lyrics!
"This Summer's Gonna Hurt Like A Motherf*cker"
This summer's gonna hurt like a motherf*cker
Her body's hot Her body's like the summer I'm in a trance or something Her mind is not, no As sharp as all her diamonds She must be smoking something
I see her dancing in the streets Sipping champagne on the beach So expensive when she eats Cause she's so fancy I see her when I go to sleep I check my phone when I am weak She never posts anything deep Cause she's so fancy
She wants it all She's always taking something And now I'm left with nothing I'm ripping off, oh I'm ripping off that bandage Because I just can't stand it
I see her dancing on a fool Like she's seventeen and cool She really thinks that she can move But it's just nasty
Has to have it all Chases every star She's so popular (Whoo!) Has to have it all Chases every star She's so popular (Ohh) This summer's gonna hurt It's gonna hurt
Literally the whole song is horrendous, but god damn is it catchy.
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Post by somelikeitwhen on May 18, 2015 12:27:34 GMT -5
Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wowImma work hard, that's my thesis This beat is the s**t, feces
I tour the whole world like a dirty pirate To give the whole club some Miley CyrusImma be a brother, but my name ain't Lehman Imma be ya banker loaning out semenwill.i.am. the rhyming genius Used to have a piggy bank but now I got that bigger bank
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on May 18, 2015 13:26:04 GMT -5
Prince Royce - Back It Up
"Hey, it's your new boyfriend....ROYCE"
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Post by Ezekiel 23:20–21 on May 18, 2015 14:36:27 GMT -5
Kiely Williams - "Spectacular," Oh my. The whole song could be in this topic.
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Post by lyhom on May 18, 2015 15:11:39 GMT -5
that broken english though
I'M ERNIE ERNIE
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 18, 2015 18:22:56 GMT -5
I see her when I go to sleep I check my phone when I am weak
This, though I like the new Maroon 5 song.
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 19, 2015 8:20:39 GMT -5
Canaan Smith - Love You Like That I could never do it like a pretty city boy I'm more a fishing in the dark nitty gritty boy ^^ Overall the song's ok, but I'm sorry, you don't rhyme 'boy' with 'boy'. Luke Bryan's latest single Kick the Dust Up. This verse is more poorly written than the nitty grity boy line, especially the fourth line. Kick the dust up, back it on up, fill your cup up, Let’s tear it up up And kick the dust up
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Post by ant on May 21, 2015 20:07:04 GMT -5
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on May 27, 2015 4:56:05 GMT -5
No. Future generations will look back on this as the pinnacle of English language songwriting.
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Post by Future Captain on May 27, 2015 6:04:40 GMT -5
It's a surprise nobody mentioned Friday yet.
Oh, and Kanye's verses in E.T.
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Post by M1tchD on May 27, 2015 12:26:29 GMT -5
"You look so perfect standing there in my American Apparel underwear."
Also, will.i.am's mumbling at the end of his verse in the radio mix of Ke$ha's "Crazy Kids."
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Post by ILLUSION on May 28, 2015 7:43:53 GMT -5
This lyrical MASTERPIECE Are you having a good time 'Cause I'm having a good time And I might be a bit tipsy But that's okay cause you're with me Are you having a good time 'Cause I'm having a good time And I might be a bit tipsy But that's okay cause you're with me
I came here just to party All this don't you hate on me, yeah Got my sexy girls with me Oh, I love it
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Post by Ezekiel 23:20–21 on May 28, 2015 16:02:15 GMT -5
that broken english though I'M ERNIE ERNIEOH.MY.GOD. That was horrible. What kind of lyrics are those in the chorus? And that pronunciation?!
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Post by The Music Man on May 29, 2015 23:13:53 GMT -5
From Fifth Harmony "Worth It" -
"It's all on you, it's all on you It's all on you, so what you wanna do? And if you don't have a clue Not a clue, I'll tell you what to do Come harder just because I don't like it, like it too soft I like it a little rough Not too much, but maybe just enough"
Writer's block much?
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Post by The Music Man on May 31, 2015 19:16:22 GMT -5
From "Bust It Baby, Part 2" by Plies feat. Ne-Yo:
"My favorite panties of yours are the ones that's see-through Or with the pink trim on 'em and they light blue"
Ugh.
"I just gave her a new nickname, it's wet-wet 'Cause when we finish, she mess up all my bedsets"
UGH.
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From "Lock The Door" by Robin Thicke:
"At least open the doggy door Throw a friend a juicy bone"
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Jhene Aiko in "Post To Be:"
"He gotta eat the booty like groceries"
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Post by surfy on May 31, 2015 22:14:55 GMT -5
Jhene Aiko in "Post To Be:" "He gotta eat the booty like groceries" That's one of the best lyrics I've ever heard in my LIFE THO. #lyricalgeniusTBH
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Post by Linnethia Monique on May 31, 2015 23:57:30 GMT -5
Let's dive into the lyrical genius Algernod Lanier Washington, also known as the rapper Plies: WaterI don't care when you get it Her p@ssy still smell the same period Just went off and you can't smell a thing P@ssy smell untouched like she was thirteen BeckyFire head, make me smile Put that mayonaise on your child
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Post by bat1990 on Jun 2, 2015 13:39:11 GMT -5
What The Fox Say? - Ylvis I think my ears bled the first time I heard this song. At least they have the excuse of not being native English speakers. I don't know much about algebra (but I know) One plus one equals twoNow Beyoncé... You corrected B's mistake. The original lyric on the album says "algerba"
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on Jun 2, 2015 15:01:32 GMT -5
S Club 7 - S Club Party Ghetto boys, make some noise Hoochie mamas, show your nanas
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