It's the 2006 Pulse SHHH Awards!!! (VOTING OPEN)

[johnm1120]

We're in the midst of awards season on Pulse, but this one will focus on the worst of the rather than the best!  What from 2006 did you think was just plain SHHH?

Voting details and categories to be announced soon!

[tortuga]

What does 'SHHH' mean?

[Devil Marlena Nylund]

poop

[bubblepop15]

Stupid.

[Minimalism]

tortuga said:

What does 'SHHH' mean?

[johnm1120]

4rd1 said:

tortuga said:

What does 'SHHH' mean?

It's bananas!

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

[damnnnitzzjohn]

im so lost

[johnm1120]

OK what we're doing is a worst of awards show. The SHHH is a reference to Hollaback Girl where the word in question is replaced with SHHH.

[Devil Marlena Nylund]

Sounds funne!

[damnnnitzzjohn]

lol ok then i got it

[johnm1120]

W00T!

[MyLastView]

I'll translate:
We're in the middle of the awards season on Pulse, but this one will focus on the worst of the worst, rather than the best! What from 2006 did you think was just plain sh!t?

Voting details and categories to be announced soon!

[Minimalism]

That makes more sense now. This could be fun!

[johnm1120]

Here are the categories we'll be working with.  Start thinking of who you want to honor!

Worst Artist of the Year
Worst Song of the Year
Worst Album of the Year
Worst Male Singer
Worst Female Singer
Worst Group
Worst Rapper
Worst Newcomer
Worst Pop Song
Worst Rap Song
Worst Rock Song
Worst Country Song
Worst AC song
Jump the Shark Award (Who used to be good, but completely lost it!)
Worst Album Cover
Worst Singer From a Reality Show
Most Obvious Use of Payola
Worst Publicity Stunt
Most Deserving Flop
Least Deserving #1 (This Can Regard any official chart)
Most Overrated Song
Most Overplayed Song
Worst Remake
Worst Lyrics (Too nasty? Too cheesy? Too cliché? etc...)
Artist Who Will Be Working At McDonalds in 5 Years (Worst Flava of the Month)
Artist That Needs to GO AWAY FOREVER
Lifetime Achievement Award (Awarded to artists who have been around for at least 5 years)

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Worst Rapper
Chamillionaire

Worst Newcomer
Robin Thicke

Worst Rap Song
D4L - Laffy Taffy

Jump the Shark Award (Who used to be good, but completely lost it!)
Janet Jackson

Most Obvious Use of Payola
Mario Vazquez - Gallery

Worst Publicity Stunt
I can't name just one. Any rapper that got arrested before their new album came out.

Most Overplayed Song
Justin Timberlake - Sexyback

Worst Remake
Meat Loaf - It's All Coming Back To Me Now

Worst Lyrics (Too nasty? Too cheesy? Too cliché? etc...)
Khia - So Excited (too nasty) <-this is the alternate all-Khia version

Artist Who Will Be Working At McDonalds in 5 Years (Worst Flava of the Month)
Jermaine Dupri

Artist That Needs to GO AWAY FOREVER
Jermaine Dupri

[Bri.I.Am]

Lifetime Achievement Award (Awarded to artists who have been around for at least 5 years)

FAT JOE

[johnm1120]

This is the suggestion selection, but that doesn't guarentee they'll be nominated.  I'll announce full voting rules later in the week.

in the meantime, feel free to keep suggesting!

[britneyrules]

don't even nominate you know who or ima cut someone

[EmersonDrive13Rocks]

britneyrules said:

don't even nominate you know who or ima cut someone

:o lol!!! She'll definitely get nominated so I guess you'll have to cut someone (that someome might be me).

[John77]

Can I just nominate Paris Hilton, Kanye West, D4L and Mario Vazquez??? ... and if you could just assign to them to all of the categories they're eligible for, it would be greatly appreciated!!!

[juhn]

Please nominate Akon, Danity Kane, Brooke Hogan, Carrie Underwood, Pussycat Dolls, Bow Wow, Ciara, Christina Aguilera, Fergie, Cassie, Shakira and Rihanna for all categories too, thanks.

[Devil Marlena Nylund]

That takes the fun out of J(o)/(u)hn!

[tortuga]

This for worst album cover:

[Bri.I.Am]

tortuga said:

This for worst album cover:

WHAT!?
I LOVE THE GOAT....AND THE HOT MODEL!!!
THIS COVER IS AMAZING!

[tortuga]

Well, I can't find any other ugly cover. Maybe Pink's "I'm Not Dead" or Jet's "Shine On".

[derek]

Worst Song of the Year: Shoulder Lean
Worst Male Singer:Akon
Worst Female Singer: Cassie, P Hilton
Worst Group: Bowling For Soup
Worst Rapper: Akon (he's considered a rapper too, right?), KFed
Worst Newcomer: Cassie, P Hilton, KFed
Worst Pop Song: AAR - it Ends Tonight, Bowling For Soup - High School Never Ends, nick lachey - can't hate you anymore, anna nicklick - breath (2 AM), Jessica Simpson - I belong to me,
Worst Rap Song:Jay Z - Show ME What Ya Got,  I Wanna f**k You, I'm in luv wit a stripper, ms new booty, chingy - pullin me back, paul wall - girl, young dro? - shoulder lean, Kevin Fed -Popozoa
Worst Rock Song: Nickelback - Savin Me, Staind - Right Here, Blue October - hate Me, Evenescense - Call Me When YOur Sober, afi - miss murder


Jump the Shark Award (Who used to be good, but completely lost it!):Ashlee and Jessica Simpson
Worst Album Cover:
Worst Singer From a Reality Worst Singer From a Reality Show: Cheyanne Kimball, Brooke Ho--- *looks at above post*..... nm
Most Obvious Use of Payola: "...in his Gallery!", Christina - Hurt, Beyonce - Irreplaceable (To THE LEFT!)
Least Deserving #1 (This Can Regard any official chart): I Wanna f**k You and Taylor Hicks - Do I Make You Proud on Hot 100
Most Overrated Song: I Wanna f**k You
Most Overplayed Song: Nickelback - Far Away, Mario Vasquez  - Gallery, AAR - Move Along

Worst Lyrics (Too nasty? Too cheesy? Too cliché? etc...): I Wanna f**k You, I'm in luv wit a stripper, ms new booty,
Artist Who Will Be Working At McDonalds in 5 Years (Worst Flava of the Month): Christina Millian or KFed
Artist Going Away Forever: Paris...sorry babe.  or KFed

[Minimalism]

Kevin Federline fits perfectly for several nominations (song, rapper, newcomer, artist, song, album). So are Paris and Cassie. I will come up with a complete list later.

[derek]

^^Totally forgot about KFed as I was making the list.

**edited my list

[COW COW COW COW COW COW COW]

Most obvious use of Payola: SEAN PAUL (come on guys...) and also Mario V.

[johnm1120]

Here it comes.....!