Wasn't interested in the video until I started reading comments about it, and holy s**t do I have a lot of thoughts on this.
0:03 - Ah, beautiful cinematography! Feels like a 70s film.
0:05 - WHAT THE f**k SHE LOOKS 12!
0:12 - Bitch, you're riding bike in the middle of the road, not walking down the street.
0:15 - Pedophile alert
0:27 - What are looking at?
0:31 - They look twice her age.
0:46 - Selena fits in well here. Like, how did she just age like 4 years?
0:50 - Mean Girls 3
0:53 - Is there a shoe just floating through the air? Also, why is lonely Asian girl giving Selena a weird look?
1:01 - Clearly you're not trying to pay attention in class.
1:06 - Is that also Selena?
1:10 - Is she going crazy?
1:16 - Holy f**k is that Selena as a grown ass man?
1:21 - Are Selena woman and Selena man together?
1:23 - Man Selena looks 10 years old, I swear. Her entire head just looks half the normal size.
1:27 - Why did he just wave at her?
1:28 - Bitches, what are you looking at? Why is no one f**king paying attention? There are dangerous chemicals in front of you all!
1:32 - Man Selena is singing now!
1:37 - Hm... an affair?
1:40 - I feel like I'm on a happy pill watching this video.
1:43 - Seriously, Man Selena's face IS SO DAMN SMALL!
1:44 - Woman Selena looks like Equate brand Farrah Fawcett.
1:50 - Definitely an affair going on here.
1:56 - Young Selena is 12 again.
2:03 - YOUNG SELENA IS A LESBIAN!
2:05 - Is this ANOTHER Selena?!
2:07 - Ah. Selena just dressed as a man to sneak into the locker room. It all makes sense now. Also, is that young Ed Sheeran in the background?
2:15 - lol, Man Selena trying to hide a boner
2:20 - Pedophile alert [2]
2:24 - Affair confirmed!
2:26 - Wife Selena looks 30. How can Selena look 10, 12, 16, 24, and 30 in the same damn video at once?!
2:32 - Are you drinking from a straw through a bottle? Also, Coca-Cola product placement.
2:34 - Wife Selena is also judging him. I feel like I would get along with Wife Selena.
2:39 - Did he just admit it?
2:40 - Reacting gif time!
2:42 - Let's forget the video for a second. WHO THOUGHT THAT NOISE WAS OKAY IN THIS SONG?!
2:44 - Is the moustache falling off?
2:48 - Oh s**t, she's his daughter!!!
2:53 - Wife Selena knows Young Selena knows.
2:55 - I'm not getting good vibes here.
2:57 - HOLY f**k SHE'S SUMMONING THE DEVIL!
3:05 - That mannequin head is creepy af.
3:12 - This is the strangest rendition of Taylor Swift's "You Belong with Me" dance ever.
3:23 - Very inconspicuous.
3:27 - Don't tell me you're buying that, Wife Selena.
3:35 - Knew it!
3:38 - Coming soon?
3:41 - Fetish? Next single? Album title? Selena telling us something in this video is about to fetishized?
3:48 - Ah. The next single is clearly about pedophiles given the two alerts in the video and the fact that Selena now looks 8 after the word "Fetish" appeared.
3:52 - Super quick Rocky Horror Picture Show reference.
That was quite the ride.
