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Post by Leo ✔ on Nov 4, 2017 22:55:57 GMT -5
Look, it's the return of the negative notification! What could it be? *opens* ???This is because you are so negative with pop posters :sip2:
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Post by Green Baron on Nov 4, 2017 22:57:01 GMT -5
I'm almost disappointed that peacebone stopped posting his comment, because we could really use it.
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Post by Red on Nov 4, 2017 22:57:10 GMT -5
We've barely escaped the bottom five, and #95 marks the second song of an artist that just appeared in the bottom five. They did NOT have a good time in this rankdown, that's for sure. We lose three top 50 rankings, including another two top twenty rankings and, yes, another top ten ranking. Meanwhile, thirteen people lose a bottom ten here, with eleven of those being bottom five rankings, and not one, not two, but three #100 rankings.
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Post by peacebone on Nov 4, 2017 22:57:22 GMT -5
Surprised this only has one #100. This might just be my least favorite Nickelback song ever, and would be my #100 in just about any other rankdown. The lyrics are absolutely disgusting, but the "DIRTYLITTLELADY..." pre-chorus section is particularly just as repugnant to listen to.
(also, I know I said I would stop posting it...but "Hate My Life" escaping the bottom 5 is outrageous)
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Post by Green Baron on Nov 4, 2017 22:57:41 GMT -5
This is either "Undead" or "Burn It to the Ground", and I'm guessing it's the former.
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Nov 4, 2017 22:58:10 GMT -5
I fucking hate my life
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Post by Web on Nov 4, 2017 22:59:51 GMT -5
is it "Fireflies" because of that subtle reference?
oh wait nvm you said second song from an artist, would have been a good reference though
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Post by Red on Nov 4, 2017 23:02:18 GMT -5
is it "Fireflies" because of that subtle reference? No, but I can see why you'd think that's the case! 95
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Post by Web on Nov 4, 2017 23:03:57 GMT -5
so yeah, the weird synth ripoff of "Crazy Train", laughably awful macho rap verses/lyrics, and the generic instrumental sealed its fate for me. Literally nothing redeemable about this.
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Post by peacebone on Nov 4, 2017 23:04:09 GMT -5
That awful screamed hook. Those awful and laughable tough-guy lyrics. That "Crazy Train" sampling. How did this escape the bottom 5, much less beat their other song?
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Post by maine on Nov 4, 2017 23:04:12 GMT -5
"Something In Your Mouth" is a train wreck lyrically but I have no shame in loving it. Great riffs, catchy, and, um, clever in ways. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dark Horse is my favorite album from them musically, as horrid it was lyrically.
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Post by Green Baron on Nov 4, 2017 23:05:27 GMT -5
So yeah, this escaped my bottom 10 (also lol @ Sam putting it in his Top 10). Objectively it's awful but it's not a bad pump-up song and I don't hate it when intoxicated so it has that going for it, I guess?
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Nov 4, 2017 23:05:30 GMT -5
Hollywood Undead deserved better. Fight me.
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Post by Red on Nov 4, 2017 23:06:37 GMT -5
It's time for a celebration for some of you, as #94 gets rid of a song many of you just can't stand. Three people lose top 50 rankings here, with one top 20 ranking, while another twelve people lose bottom tens, including nine bottom fives (or should I say bottom threes), and a rankdown-high FIVE #100s. I'm amazed this wasn't bottom five, to be honest.
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Post by peacebone on Nov 4, 2017 23:06:55 GMT -5
FINALLY
Six spots too high.
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Post by Web on Nov 4, 2017 23:07:05 GMT -5
so yeah, the weird synth ripoff of "Crazy Train", laughably awful macho rap verses/lyrics, and the generic instrumental sealed its fate for me. Literally nothing redeemable about this. That awful screamed hook. Those awful and laughable tough-guy lyrics. That "Crazy Train" sampling. How did this escape the bottom 5, much less beat their other song? lmao peacebone we made basically the exact same post 12 seconds apart
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Post by maine on Nov 4, 2017 23:07:16 GMT -5
THIS is "Hate My Life".
Guaranteed.
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Post by Green Baron on Nov 4, 2017 23:07:42 GMT -5
If this isn't it I swear to god I'm going to blow a fuse
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Post by Green Baron on Nov 4, 2017 23:10:44 GMT -5
I actually enjoy "Undead" more now than I did five years ago, which... is saying something. Maybe it's the atmosphere of the situation. I don't know.
This has to be lowest point lyrically in the song:
"Because there's nothing in my life Except my dick and what I spit So my dick is in my hand When I respond to faggots talking shit Speaking of fag Already wrapped with the drag We killed him Then we stuffed his body in the Cadillac"
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Post by Red on Nov 4, 2017 23:13:58 GMT -5
FINALLY Six spots too high. deep breath It's actually four spots too high. I screwed up. I'm actually not sure HOW I did, but I did. So, actually, the previous three songs should be one spot higher. Hey, my first big mistake in one of these rankdowns. Can't say I'm happy about it. But hey, at least it's actually LOWER than it was going to be? 96
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Year-End Placing: #56 Chart Peak: #22 Chart Weeks: 20 470 points Standard Deviation: 24.207Average Rank: 80.56.indulgecountry : 12 Leo ✔ : 39 maine : 42 Doc Indie Party Rock : 56 zaclord 🌈 : 60 rockmandattebayo : 66 Leaf : 74 dm2081 : 77 Albie : 80 Sambalada : 87 Butterflies & Hurricanes : 89 wheatsquares33 : 93 Lordef†ones : 93 Web : 93 Red : 98 Daryl the Beryl : 98 janinho : 98 alexcuse : 98 Walking Contradiction : 100 peacebone : 100 Green Baron : 100 American Idiot : 100 rowellfarm490 : 100 WATCHINGrainie @jamesflame matteeeb YotamTS {Still in the running}1. Use Somebody 2. Feel Good Drag 3. Panic Switch 4. Sex on Fire 5. Second Chance 6. New Divide 7. Ain't No Rest for the Wicked 8. Love Hurts 9. I Don't Care 10. Kids 11. Audience of One 12. Sometime Around Midnight 13. Savior 14. Know Your Enemy 15. Lifeline 16. Uprising 17. You're Gonna Go Far, Kid 18. No You Girls 19. Notion 20. Jars 21. Decode 22. Breakdown 23. 21 Guns 24. Careless Whisper 25. The Fixer 26. Sound of Madness 27. (If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To 28. Ignorance 29. You're Going Down 30. Check My Brain 31. Dirt Room 32. Spaceman 33. Black Heart Inertia 34. I've Got Friends 35. Hey You 36. I Will Not Bow 37. Brother 38. Kristy, Are You Doing Okay? 39. Medicate 40. Indestructible 41. Sink Into Me 42. 18 Days 43. Wrong 44. Help I'm Alive 45. The Night 47. Do What You Do 48. Cyanide 49. Dead Memories 50. You Better Pray 51. Zero 52. She's A Genius 53. Lollipop 54. One Day 57. Champagne 58. Get On Your Boots 59. Breaking 60. Lost! 61. All I Want 62. Drowning (Face Down) 63. Ulysses 64. Wishing Well 65. Half-Truism 66. Grapevine Fires 67. Crawl Back In 68. Magnificent 69. Life In Technicolor ii 70. It's Alright 71. Fireflies 73. Funny the Way It Is 74. Last One to Die 75. Gives You Hell 76. Ghost Town 77. Take Me Home 78. My Turn 79. Desolation Row 80. Blood on My Hands 81. Overcome 82. Show Me What I'm Looking For 83. Scream 84. I Get Off 85. Say It 86. Heartless 87. Seasons 88. Missing Cleveland 89. I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked 90. I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight 91. 100 in a 55 92. Percussion Gun 93. That's Not My Name 94. Burn It to the Ground 96. Last Man Standing 98. The Reeling 100. The '59 Sound
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Post by Green Baron on Nov 4, 2017 23:14:20 GMT -5
INDULGE OF COURSE
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Post by maine on Nov 4, 2017 23:15:12 GMT -5
And #3 ranker for this.
I overranked it a lot. I used to love it back in the day, but it has not aged well at all. Lyrics are hot garbage, but sonically it's nice I guess?
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Post by alexcuse on Nov 4, 2017 23:16:34 GMT -5
Alexcuse putting this at #34 does not surprise me in the slightest Lol I'm glad my ballot saved "In This City" from an otherwise #100 ranking.
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Post by Green Baron on Nov 4, 2017 23:16:38 GMT -5
Once upon a time, when I was a naive little 9-year old boy, I enjoyed this song.
I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
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Post by Leo ✔ on Nov 4, 2017 23:18:16 GMT -5
oh...
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Post by maine on Nov 4, 2017 23:18:46 GMT -5
Lol oh "Hate My Life" was #97. How about that? ETA: don't think I didn't see your second screwup Red.
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Post by peacebone on Nov 4, 2017 23:19:00 GMT -5
Way too many things wrong with this song (not in the mood to type them all right now, though this may have the worst lyrics in general of any song I've ever heard), but I'd like to quote this verse in particular as it especially stands out as the worst part of the song and solidified it as my #100:
"I hate that I can't tell When a girl's underage You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass Then her daddy punches me in the face So, if you're pissed like me This is what you gotta do Put your middle fingers up in the air Go on, and say, 'Fuck you!'"
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Post by Web on Nov 4, 2017 23:20:00 GMT -5
we need to have a discussion about what exactly is on his chin in the music video
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Post by rowellfarm490 on Nov 4, 2017 23:20:58 GMT -5
Red, you should check your point total for Hollywood Undead's "Young". I got a total of 458 points in my spreadsheet after inserting all of the rankings to do the closeness data. Additionally, "Something In Your Mouth" should have 473 points based on the rankings given.
Edit: Nevermind, you fixed "Young" already. But I still was off by 1 for "Something in your Mouth".
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Post by maine on Nov 4, 2017 23:21:46 GMT -5
Way too many things wrong with this song (not in the mood to type them all right now, though this may have the worst lyrics in general of any song I've ever heard), but I'd like to quote this verse in particular as it especially stands out as the worst part of the song and solidified it as my #100: "I hate that I can't tell When a girl's underage You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass Then her daddy punches me in the face So, if you're pissed like me This is what you gotta do Put your middle fingers up in the air Go on, and say, 'Fuck you!'" Here, I'll help! So sick of the hobos Always begging for change I don't like how I gotta work And they just sit around and get paid I hate all of the people Who can't drive their cars Bitch, you better get out of the way Before I start falling apart I hate how my wife Is always up my ass She always wants to buy brand new things But I don't have the cash I hate my job, all of my rich friends I hate everyone to the bitter end Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight I hate my life How come I never get laid? Nice guys always lose How could she have another headache? There's always some kind of excuse I still hate my job, my boss is a dick I don't get paid nearly enough to put up with all of your sh it I hate that I can't tell When a girl's underage You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass Then her daddy punches me in the face So, if you're pissed like me This is what you gotta do Put your middle fingers up in the air Go on, and say, "Fu ck you!" So much at stake, can't catch a break I hate my life No, it's nothing new Hear "it sucks to be you" I fu ckin' hate my life Fu ck!
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