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Post by bboat11 on Feb 19, 2021 2:25:49 GMT -5
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Post by bboat11 on Mar 3, 2021 13:37:28 GMT -5
There's still so much time to get this done; as of today there are four weeks left :) I won't start heavily promoting it for another couple weeks, but in the meantime I thought it might be nice to see where things currently stand! Participants so far: 1. zaclord 🌈2. tim3. Darkest Hour4. austin5. Kanenrá:ke
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Post by bboat11 on Mar 11, 2021 19:02:19 GMT -5
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Post by bboat11 on Mar 18, 2021 16:44:01 GMT -5
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Post by bboat11 on Mar 25, 2021 18:01:30 GMT -5
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Post by kf1992 on Mar 25, 2021 18:16:17 GMT -5
Would you please remove me from the tag list? I only like two songs from the album, so I won’t do this, sorry
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Post by bboat11 on Mar 28, 2021 17:40:38 GMT -5
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Post by SHOOTER on Mar 28, 2021 23:12:31 GMT -5
Putting the CD on my desk as a reminder to get this done!
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Post by taylor is terrified on Apr 1, 2021 12:16:26 GMT -5
I'm gonna be a day late but I'm compiling my list right now!!!
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 1, 2021 14:17:15 GMT -5
Well Wednesday night got away from me. It was soooooo beautiful yesterday, and finally felt like Spring, so I spent the evening outside with my friends having barbecued hot dogs, going for a walk, and then having drinks by the fire pit I'll go ahead and announce the last call for this. I'll still accept lists until at least tonight, for taylor is terrified and any other last-minute stragglers who want to get in on this! I'm so excited we have had such a great turnout!! Between Mickey, The Chicks, Kelsea, Cam, Brothers O, Feb New Releases, and now this, we've had quite a few large-participation (20+) country rankdowns lately Participants so far: 1. zaclord 🌈 2. tim 3. Darkest Hour 4. austin 5. Kanenrá:ke 6. ClevelandRox 7. someguy 8. castleoblivion26 9. lady𝓐fan 10. jamesflame 11. wrip 12. dgarcia3377 13. .indulgecountry 14. toomuchboy 15. bboat11 16. d3vin44 17. SHOOTER 18. fearlessarrow 19. Troublemaker 20. 🌺CountryLineDancer
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 3, 2021 11:47:16 GMT -5
So LBTrocks has asked if he can have through the weekend to submit. I say why not! So if anyone else wants to sneak in a list in the next couple of days while we wait for him, they would be more than welcome to :)
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Post by SHOOTER on Apr 3, 2021 13:08:23 GMT -5
Typical. :sip2:
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Post by LBTrocks on Apr 5, 2021 9:48:10 GMT -5
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 7, 2021 2:14:13 GMT -5
The Way It Feels Rankdown: Results Time!
Final participant list (23): Yet another large-turnout country rankdown! This is awesome! I'm sorry it took so long for me to officially close this and get it started. As you know, things have been kinda overwhelming in the rankdown world lately... I've honestly just felt kinda like steering clear for a few days... But the first step to starting this is to let y'all get your thoughts out, so I may as well give you the opportunity to do that!
Questions to get us started:
1. What will be #1?
2. What will be #15?
3. Which songs will be most polarizing? Least?
4. Which single will place highest? Where will it place? ("Friends Don't", "Die From A Broken Heart")
5. Which single will place lowest? Where will it place?
6. Which album tracks are you hoping to see do well?
7. Any other thoughts/opinions?
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Post by d3vin44 on Apr 7, 2021 6:31:29 GMT -5
1. What will be #1? Die From a Broken Heart2. What will be #15? New Dog, Old Tricks3. Which songs will be most polarizing? Friends Don't Least? Die From a Broken Heart4. Which single will place highest? Where will it place? ("Friends Don't", "Die From A Broken Heart") This is becoming redundant... Die From a Broken Heart #15. Which single will place lowest? Where will it place? Friends Don't #66. Which album tracks are you hoping to see do well? The #1 Smash hit banger that should've been Bathroom Floor..... I was going to keep listing more but I don't know when to stop because I love them all. 7. Any other thoughts/opinions? This was definitely one of the harder albums to rank. VERY disappointed they chose to move on instead of releasing another single or 2 or 5. Ugh. I miss the 90's when artists could have 3 singles a year.
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Post by Darkest Hour on Apr 7, 2021 7:37:54 GMT -5
1. What will be #1? Die From A Broken Heart
2. What will be #15? Write A Book
3. Which songs will be most polarizing? Least? Most polarizing: New Dog Old Tricks Least polarizing: Die From A Broken Heart
4. Which single will place highest? Where will it place? ("Friends Don't", "Die From A Broken Heart") Die From A Broken Heart, #1
5. Which single will place lowest? Where will it place? Friends Don't, #5
6. Which album tracks are you hoping to see do well? Water In His Wine Glass, One Heart To Another
7. Any other thoughts/opinions? I wished they didn't use the "two EPs then album" approach, but that's how things work now.
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Post by d3vin44 on Apr 14, 2021 18:05:29 GMT -5
Hi! 👋
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Post by SHOOTER on Apr 14, 2021 18:23:11 GMT -5
Bussy is slippin in these rankdown streets! SMH
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 15, 2021 20:55:11 GMT -5
Bussy is slippin in these rankdown streets! SMH
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Post by toomuchboy on Apr 15, 2021 21:43:03 GMT -5
1. What will be #1? Better be DFaBH...
2. What will be #15? I could see it being "My Man," although I don't think it's deserving.
3. Which songs will be most polarizing? Least? Most: One Heart to Another, Friends Don't Least: DFaBH, I Don't Need to Know, Bathroom Floor
4. Which single will place highest? Where will it place? ("Friends Don't", "Die From A Broken Heart") DFaBH at #1.
5. Which single will place lowest? Where will it place? Friends Don't at #4. I was going to say #7 first, but I'm sure single bias will carry it higher than that.
6. Which album tracks are you hoping to see do well? Tourist in This Town, One Heart to Another, Bathroom Floor.
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 15, 2021 21:52:36 GMT -5
Now that toomuchboy FINALLY made his predictions, we can get started!!! ;)
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 15, 2021 21:59:04 GMT -5
You could be an overnight bonafide millionaire Just describin' how you run your fingers through my hair. Just a simple touch and honey, I'm shook. You could write a book.
15. "Write A Book"
Track #8 Runtime: 3:26
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 15, 2021 22:02:46 GMT -5
Coming in last place with a whopping NINE perfect rankings and only one top half rank, we lose "Write A Book"! This song is just plain not good, and to me I think the biggest flaw is the stupid premise. It's like, "You're so good at loving me you could write a book telling everyone else how to do it". Of course negated in the second verse with "Actually I think I'd rather just keep you to myself", lol. The bridge is also annoying because it doesn't add anything to the song, it is just the title repeated over and over again way too many times. This one was pretty much a runaway last place contender, as you can see from the trajectory graph.
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 15, 2021 22:09:47 GMT -5
Hey baby, let me guess You've never felt this before. My beauty takes your breath? Boy, get that jaw off the floor. Ain't my first rodeo; I know the way this goes. Bow wow, baby, got a bone to pick. New dogs, old tricks.
14. "New Dog Old Tricks"
Track #15 Runtime: 3:10
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 15, 2021 22:14:03 GMT -5
I hated "New Dog Old Tricks" when their first EP that turned into this album came out. It was easily the worst song they had ever released at that point in their careers. However, it has grown on me quite a bit since then! It's still among their worst, but I do appreciate the fun energy more now, and I don't hate it the way I used to! The premise is still really stupid, but in a clever-stupid way unlike "Write A Book", lol.
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 15, 2021 22:19:33 GMT -5
When he kisses my lips, I fall apart. Sendin' shockwaves straight into my heart. Yeah, we're best together, 'Cause the best gets better. When he kisses my lips, I fall apart.
13. "My Man"
Track #3 Runtime: 3:01
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Post by SHOOTER on Apr 15, 2021 22:22:15 GMT -5
I think I messed up and put my 14 where 12 is but either way, this bottom-3 is correct.
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 15, 2021 22:26:31 GMT -5
There's my least favorite song of their career up to this point! "My Man" is soooooo annoying to me. The overall groove of the song is what makes me hate it so much. I fell in love with M&T when they came out because of their throwback sound, and this album took a long time to grow on me because it pretty much unilaterally veered away from that sound, but this one is one of the worst offenders. The funky piano groove would be enticing in like a Michael Buble song or something, but does not sound good with Maddie & Tae. The premise isn't stupid like "New Dog Old Tricks" or "Write A Book", and the melody is alright, so this is a classic example of a song that could have been made much better with a different arrangement.
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 15, 2021 22:34:19 GMT -5
From, "Hey, can I get your number?"
To, "Whatcha doin' Friday night?" Straight through a teenage summer To goin' on our fifth July. From porch lights and swingin' on swings To real life doin' its thing. From some silly seventeen fling To tryin' on rings.
12. "Trying On Rings"
Track #7 Runtime: 3:05
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 15, 2021 22:45:42 GMT -5
Now that the bottom 3 songs are gone, this album gets a LOT stronger, imo. This top 12 would have made a very solid album. I was shocked to see "Trying On Rings" get as much hate as it did! It was consistently higher than the bottom 3, but was never able to get much higher at all. It settled in at #12 and never got its footing to mount an escape from the bottom 4.
I think this one is pretty sweet, tbh. The way it portrays the progression of a relationship is unique and descriptive, and I love that it is actually one of the more country songs on the album.
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