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Post by bboat11 on Jul 24, 2018 13:29:50 GMT -5
"Hey, I have a great idea for a song. Let's start with Adam and Eve. Eve is going to offer Adam a bite of apple, and of course Adam is going to know better. But...and here's the catch...Eve will be wearing one of them low-cut leaves! Poor Adam will have no choice but to give in!"
Really, who gave this guy a recording contract.
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Post by austin on Jul 24, 2018 13:37:34 GMT -5
I really love "Men Buy The Drinks" lol. It has aged really well with me also! I am not shocked it is out this early though.
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Post by sabre14 on Jul 24, 2018 13:43:36 GMT -5
#116. Bon Jovi - "(You Want To) Make A Memory"
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Post by sabre14 on Jul 24, 2018 13:45:27 GMT -5
"Hey, I have a great idea for a song. Let's start with Adam and Eve. Eve is going to offer Adam a bite of apple, and of course Adam is going to know better. But...and here's the catch... Eve will be wearing one of them low-cut leaves! Poor Adam will have no choice but to give in!" Really, who gave this guy a recording contract.Mike Curb. This one is bad yes, but go listen to "Go Home", "Rock-A-Bye Heart" and "It's My Time (Waste It If I Want To)".
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Post by .indulgecountry on Jul 24, 2018 14:01:04 GMT -5
This Bon Jovi song was unbelievably bad. It was a first-time listen for me and I couldn't finish it. His duet with Jennifer Nettles was stellar, but this was a total dud.
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Post by bboat11 on Jul 24, 2018 15:37:07 GMT -5
Yeah, the Bon Jovi song is a good one to eliminate. It actually started pretty promising; for the intro music and the beginning of the verse, I was perched! Something about the dark vibe sucked me in. And then next thing I realized I was like 4 minutes into the song, and literally nothing had happened yet. I had to rewind a bit to try to find the chorus again, enough to be able to rank it... Still not a song I would actively avoid in the future, because I am sure it will grow on me, but I am definitely not going to actively seek it out either.
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Post by Kanenrá:ke on Jul 24, 2018 16:35:43 GMT -5
Bon Jovi’s second single from this album was much much better. This one was so boring I don’t think it ever had a real chance to be a hit. If they had lead with “Strangers” first they probably could’ve had a hit.
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Post by sabre14 on Jul 25, 2018 14:08:08 GMT -5
We have a debut single up next at #115.
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Post by sabre14 on Jul 25, 2018 14:37:01 GMT -5
#115. Lee Brice - "She Ain't Right"
Total Points: 2,016 Average: 91.63 Year Released: March 12th, 2007 Mediabase Peak: #31 Billboard Peak: #29
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Post by sabre14 on Jul 25, 2018 14:42:35 GMT -5
We have another debut single at #114!
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Post by LBTrocks on Jul 25, 2018 15:10:16 GMT -5
“She Ain’t Right” is such a horrendous song! You know what they say about first impressions... I’ve never cared for Lee Brice. As a matter of fact, he has pretty consistently been one of my least favorite artists in country music. “That Don’t Sound Like You” is the only one from him that I can listen to and enjoy.
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Post by sabre14 on Jul 25, 2018 15:32:32 GMT -5
#114. Rissi Palmer - "Country Girl"
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Post by CoJoFan on Jul 25, 2018 15:36:49 GMT -5
“She Ain’t Right” is such a horrendous song! You know what they say about first impressions... I’ve never cared for Lee Brice. As a matter of fact, he has pretty consistently been one of my least favorite artists in country music. “That Don’t Sound Like You” is the only one from him that I can listen to and enjoy. What?!?! You don’t even like the new single “Rumor”? That song is so good!
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Post by .indulgecountry on Jul 25, 2018 15:44:07 GMT -5
Shocked at all the low ranks for this one! I didn't expect it to go super far in this due to low familiarity, but half of the lists had this one bottom 20? No way! Her voice is fantastic and the production and melody of this are super catchy. </3
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Post by Cody Wants Out... on Jul 25, 2018 15:49:54 GMT -5
Aawwwww! I liked this one! :'(
I was really hoping this would escape the bottom 10.
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Post by zaclord 🌈 on Jul 25, 2018 15:54:05 GMT -5
Yeah, I’m a little surprised to see Rissi our this early. Didn’t think it would get that much love, but didn’t expect quite as much hate. I think the song is alright, but I hadn’t listened to it in years until this rankdown.
What’s more surprising is how high I ranked that crap Lee Brice song... I guess it just goes to show that 2007 is the year that country REALLY feel off the wagon in terms of mass amounts of quality music. I only truly enjoy my top 40 or so songs on my list whereas in the past few years I liked the majority of the songs on the list.
Also, where the hell is “High Maintenance Woman”?! I must’ve missed that getting eliminated already, right?!
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Post by sabre14 on Jul 25, 2018 16:02:48 GMT -5
Also, where the hell is “High Maintenance Woman”?! I must’ve missed that getting eliminated already, right?! Nope, not revealed yet. There are a few fans of that song it looks like...
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Post by fearlessarrow on Jul 25, 2018 16:18:48 GMT -5
It’s not a country rankdown unless LBTrocks loses a high-ranked song right!? Now we’re talking lol
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Post by sabre14 on Jul 25, 2018 16:19:00 GMT -5
#113. Gretchen Wilson - "One Of The Boys"
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Post by .indulgecountry on Jul 25, 2018 16:29:37 GMT -5
"One of the Boys" is one of Gretchen's weakest offerings to date and was a poor single choice, but wow @ it being this low. There's a lot more crap on this list that should've bowed out long before this. I'm surprised that we've already lost several female-led songs this quick.
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Post by sabre14 on Jul 25, 2018 16:38:24 GMT -5
#112. Jo Dee Messina - "Biker Chick"
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Post by tim on Jul 25, 2018 16:53:52 GMT -5
“She Ain’t Right” is such a horrendous song! You know what they say about first impressions... I’ve never cared for Lee Brice. As a matter of fact, he has pretty consistently been one of my least favorite artists in country music. “That Don’t Sound Like You” is the only one from him that I can listen to and enjoy. I'm glad I'm not alone in this thinking! There literally isn't one Lee Brice song I like and while I can respect the story behind a song like "I Drive Your Truck" the fact that Lee is singing it makes my ears hurt. Also, where the hell is “High Maintenance Woman”?! I must’ve missed that getting eliminated already, right?! Nope, not revealed yet. There are a few fans of that song it looks like... One can only wonder who even likes this song...
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Post by austin on Jul 25, 2018 16:59:21 GMT -5
BIKER CHICK CHICK BIKER CHICK CHICK WOOOOO!
Criminally underrated. Love this song.
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Post by sabre14 on Jul 25, 2018 17:23:15 GMT -5
#111. Donovan Chapman - "House Like That"
AudioTotal Points: 1,889 Average: 85.86 Year Released: October 23rd, 2006 Mediabase Peak: #42 Billboard Peak: #42 Rankings:sabre14 - 26 someguy - 56 bboat11 - 59 .indulgecountry - 61 LBTrocks - 64 CoJoFan - 65 fearlessarrow - 70 Cody Wants Out... - 73 kw9461 - 85 toomuchboy - 85 castleoblivion26 - 87 bigfan101 - 93 kw9461 - 95 austin - 99 g8erboi - 100 tim - 100 Kanenrá:ke - 101 gonecountry - 108 rgreen0625 - 114 zaclord 🌈 - 114 George Strait Junkie - 115 carriefan15 - 119 "House Like That" was released as a single in October of 2006 by Donovan Chapman of Category 5 Records. It peaked at #42 in March of 2007. The song was re-recorded for radio, included on his I Am America album in November of 2006. He first signed to Curb Records in 2003 after serving in the US Air Force. He released four singles, including two that charted, "There Is No War" and "Hey Hollywood" in 2003 and 2004. Chapman is from Louisiana but is mother is from Hawaii.
I knew this song wouldn't do very well, since many have never heard of Donovan, but this song is really good. I love the melody, lyrics and production. The radio version is even better than the album one, imo.
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Post by .indulgecountry on Jul 25, 2018 17:26:36 GMT -5
"House Like That" was my favorite first-time listen for this rankdown, iirc. I'm disappointed it's this low. :/
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Post by bboat11 on Jul 25, 2018 18:00:17 GMT -5
I like Lee Brice more often than not (and certainly more often than most of Pulse seems to), but "She Ain't Right" does nothing for me.
I was shocked by how big of a dumpster fire the Rissi Palmer song was! I was excited to listen to it, because everybody always talks about how much they love her, but this song was just plain trash.
"Biker Chick" leaving now is no shock at all. I'm just gonna live my life assuming that Curb forced her to record that song, because there is no way that SHE could be responsible for such trash. She's usually one of the most consistently best radio artists out there.
I discovered "House Like That" in this rankdown too, and it was definitely a standout discovery. Shame it had to round out the bottom 10.
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Post by zaclord 🌈 on Jul 25, 2018 18:13:47 GMT -5
Not too shabby of a bottom 10 :) Pleasantly surprised that Gretchen and Jo Dee are out so early!!! Thought they'd get a lot higher based on their name alone
55 Country Girl, Rissi Palmer ... 78 She Ain't Right, Lee Brice 79 80 (You Want To) Make A Memory, Bon Jovi ... 111 You Never Take Me Dancing, Travis Tritt 112 One Of The Boys, Gretchen Wilson 113 Biker Chick, Jo Dee Messina 114 House Like That, Donovan Chapman 115 Men Buy The Drinks (Girls Call The Shots), Steve Holy 116 I Got My Game On, Trace Adkins 117 118 119 Bomshel Stomp, Bomshel 120
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Post by LBTrocks on Jul 25, 2018 18:32:42 GMT -5
Shocked at all the low ranks for this one! I didn't expect it to go super far in this due to low familiarity, but half of the lists had this one bottom 20? No way! Her voice is fantastic and the production and melody of this are super catchy. </3 This. It’s an amazing song and an all-time fav of mine. Y’all need help.
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Post by LBTrocks on Jul 25, 2018 18:39:35 GMT -5
“She Ain’t Right” is such a horrendous song! You know what they say about first impressions... I’ve never cared for Lee Brice. As a matter of fact, he has pretty consistently been one of my least favorite artists in country music. “That Don’t Sound Like You” is the only one from him that I can listen to and enjoy. What?!?! You don’t even like the new single “Rumor”? That song is so good! I hate that one with a burning passion lol it’s actually one of his worst for me. It doesn’t help that I detest his vocals.
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Post by d3vin44 on Jul 25, 2018 19:36:00 GMT -5
OMG that is NOT the cover for Biker Chick, is it!?!? BAHAHAHA. Never liked the song but LOVE Jo Dee, hence my generous rank.
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