Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog "I Keed"

[dragoneyez]

This song got premiered on 'Conan' awhile ago ago, and I heard that it had a 'Making the Video' on MTV2. I also noticed its at #86 with 96 plays on Alternative radio.

What do you think of this song, and do you think it'll go anywhere on radio?

I think it's a funny song, and most of the things Triumph says are true. :-! As far as being successful, I don't know. I'm surprised its even getting played on radio, but that's cool.

UPDATE (11/11):

Pop Radio: #122, 47 spins
Alt Radio: #76, 108 spins

[Deleted]

It's terrible. I hate novelty tracks.

[BFMR]

i think it's pretty sad when people bank off a few minutes of celebrity to try and cash in through everything...

[FreakyFlyBry]

This is just.... weird. I don't know what to think of it.

[crash46]

I have not heard this. I thought he was funny...five years ago. If they really must milk this puppet, they should have done it back then.

[Matt4319]

I heard it on Conan. I like it.

And he's been around more like 2 or 3 years.

[mst3k]

On Britney Spears: "You've had more bones in your mouth than a St. Bernard."

[Nicholas2.0]

I hate Triumph just because all the insults are usually so over-the-top and vulgar that they cross the line of clever and smart and just come off as juvenile potty humor.

[Crushcrushchris]

I know I'm going to get smacked for this, but I love this song. It's so funny. It's obviously not going to top anybody's chart, but how can you resist this song.

Eminem, Nelly, Britney, Christina, Coldplay...nobody's safe from Triumph's wrath, NOBODY :)

[Nicholas2.0]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I like this song quite a bit.

Most of the insults are saying things that needed to be said in a public way like that and also, for the most part the only artists he makes fun of are ones that actually do deserve it.

[tico]

I saw the video last night but I didn't pay attention to the lyrics (was occupied with other things). It looks stupid.

[Matt4319]

The video isn't the greatest, but there's only a limited number of things you can do with a video starring a hand puppet. Although Weezer's "Keep Fishin'" video with the Muppets was great.

[Rose "Payola" Nylund]

What are the lyrics?

[Matt4319]

I thought my CD was done, but that's not what they say
Do an insult track, we need it for radio play
Cram in the names, I'll take a long, hard pee
Time to mess up the biz like an MP3

American Idols, that's what I look for
In the poop section of my local record store
Ruben or Clay, oh which one should I pick?
It's like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick
And when I want something even more fruity and fake
I look up N for *NSYNC or T for Timberlake
So many skills Justin's making a buck at
Does he rap, does he sing, he doesn't know what to suck at
Now as for the bitches, let's give Britney thanks
For the face that launched a million preteen skanks
You were a virgin, that had to be hard
You've had more bones in your mouth than a St. Bernard

I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke)
I joke with you (Little dog, little joke)
I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke)
Yeah, you're a great actress too (Little dog, little joke)

Now let's go to Wal-Mart where they won't sell my CD
That company's nuts are in a jar in aisle three
But you can see Christina in all her sluthood
It's like watching porn but the music's not as good
I want to stuff my TV's crotch with a dollar
Still I would hump you if I could wear my flea collar
You're looser than my poop after eating honeydew
Only 50 Cent's can plugged more than you
And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire
He's checking out the cast of "Lizzie McGuire"
Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore
To open for him, and I don't mean on tour
You're not the first, Durst -- poor R. Kelly
His videos premiere in the LAPD
I believe they set up an innocent guy
You know what else? I believe I can fly!

I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke)
I joke with you (Little dog, little joke)
I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke)
I believe Michael too (Little dog, little joke)

Now look how frickin' cool those guys from the Strokes are
Their riffs are three times as old as my jokes are
Hey White Stripes guy, is that your wife or your sister?
Shouldn't you be playing country music, mister?
Hey Coldplay, maybe you should be Coldsore
Back when you were U2, I liked you so much more
Somehow your song "Yellow" reminds me of pee
I think 'cause when it's over, it's a big relief to me
Yo Pink, is that your hair or a tattoo?
I didn't know Supercuts had a drive-thru
Yo Nelly, what the hell kinda name is that?
That's about as gangsta as an Easter bonnet hat
And Snoop says he clean, well you make the call
The guy's higher than Billy Joel's cholesterol
Snoop, there's only room for one dog, putz
And I can rap -- can you lick your own nuts?
Poop Diddy, are you in show business still?
I didn't know wearing a suit was a skill
J.Lo, J.Lo, the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still, you see
I sniffed Elton John's tush just for all the history
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a bomb that was bigger than "Gigli"

I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke)
I joke with you (Little dog, little joke)
I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke)
I even like -- I don't like Affleck (Little dog, little joke)

Avril Lavigne, punk queen, now there's a kidder,
Go back up north, Celine needs a baby-sitter
Philip Glass, atonal ass, you're not immune
Write a song with a f**king tune
And on the list of p*ssies, don't leave off MTV
I scared them and Eminem, so they gave the hook to me
Slim Shady, why do you find me scary?
We're just two regular dudes who banged Mariah Carey
Wipe off that frown, just do without it
Hey my mom was a bitch too, but I don't go writing songs about it

I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke)
I joke with you (Little dog, little joke)
I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke)
You know I never meant to hurt you (Little dog, little joke)

I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke)
I joke with you (Laffy, laffy, laffy)
Let's stop hating each other (He just make a little joke)
Leave the pooping to me (Little dog, little joke)

[crash46]

Great. Now I have to actually listen to the song because those lyrics are right on the money.

[Rose "Payola" Nylund]

LOl! That's funny!

[EvanJ]

What record company is it on? Jewel's record company censored her album so they wouldn't be sued. Triumph The Insult Comic Dog's record company apparently doesn't feel the same way.

[irice22]

I don't like this song. The fact that he dog has a "funny voice" is what at first turns me off. I just think a lot of the jokes are just... bleh!

[Radical347]

Hey Coldplay, maybe you should be Coldsore
Back when you were U2, I liked you so much more
Somehow your song "Yellow" reminds me of pee
I think 'cause when it's over, it's a big relief to me

This is my new favorite song, and I haven't even heard it yet!

[Mega248]

Haha this song is funny! I didn't even bother to check it out before but I couldn't resist once the lyrics were posted.

[reception]

LOL at the full video clip.

www1.allaccess.com/sounds/triuikee.ram

[joe]

The song is FREAKING hilarious! All of the jokes are on target and work perfectly...

The video sucks, but the song is great...