The 2014 Billboard Hot 100 Rankdown...Re-Do (REVEALING)

[Red]

[GP]

Wrecking Ball hasn't aged that badly

[Deleted]

me when i order my swedish house mafia vinyl

[tanooki]

if someone posts the bart baker parody im taking them on a nice helicopter ride

[anthony11554]

2014/2015 was peak Drake and him at his hungriest

[lyhom]

Mar 30, 2021 19:15:57 GMT -5 tanooki said:

if someone posts the bart baker parody im taking them on a nice helicopter ride

bart baker once followed me on twitter and then unfollowed me a few hours later

I don't think I've ever even watched one of his videos before

[𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤]

Mar 30, 2021 19:15:57 GMT -5 tanooki said:

if someone posts the bart baker parody im taking them on a nice helicopter ride

oooh where r we going

[anthony11554]

Mar 30, 2021 19:17:08 GMT -5 lyhom said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:15:57 GMT -5 tanooki said:

if someone posts the bart baker parody im taking them on a nice helicopter ride

bart baker once followed me on twitter and then unfollowed me a few hours later

I don't think I've ever even watched one of his videos before

i bet u tweet cringe

[wrip]

#23 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 0
Top 5s: 1
Top 10s: 7
Top 25s: 19
Top Halves: 35
Bottom 20s: 2
Bottom 10s: 2
Bottom 5s: 2
#100s: 0

Standard Deviation: 50th Lowest

Movements

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{33 37 39 39 25 28 22 23 26 30 25 27 28 34 26 35 30 28 25 25 24 23 23 22 20 19 21 20 23 22 23 24 26 26 24 23 22 24 25 24 26 27 25 25 25 25 25 27 23 24 23}Hosts - 33
@crapkuki23 - 37
Fire - 39
singingrulebritannia - 39
trilogy - 25
@greento - 28
walt91 - 22
Mayman - 23
dremolus - solarpunk - 26
@gabingston - 30
willapted33 - 25
@matthewlam - 27
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 28
wyckyd - 34
filthy - 26
razorshark - 35
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 30
weaver and Fire edit - 28
tallen2001 - 25
alexcuse - 25
Sambalada - 24
aerodynamite - 23
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 23
Daryl the Beryl - 22
GP - 20
needyslovelanguage - 19
peacebone - 21
lyhom - 20
.indulgecountry - 23
crazyb - 22
Leo ✔ - 23
Mylo13 💜 - 24
jtd Thee Stallion - 26
tanooki - 26
anthony11554 - 24
fearlessarrow - 23
Beno - 22
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 24
BB🌕 - 25
tim - 24
toomuchboy - 26
Normi - 27
Adrian C. 🍓 - 25
awesomecharts - 25
woods - 25
Golden Bluebird - 25
eidde - 25
samo🦕 - 27
MoD - 23
maine - 24
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 23

[tanooki]

Mar 30, 2021 19:17:21 GMT -5 𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:15:57 GMT -5 tanooki said:

if someone posts the bart baker parody im taking them on a nice helicopter ride

oooh where r we going

into a fucking volcano

[Deleted]

Good song ruined by a Terrible video

[anthony11554]

These placements are getting bad

[Sambalada]

We let Blurred Lines beat this on the OG RD lmao

[Deleted]

Mar 30, 2021 19:19:24 GMT -5 awesomecharts said:

Good song ruined by a Terrible video

how dare women be naked in their videos

[wrip]

This can get a bit repetitive at times, but regardless it jams! I do think I prefer "Feel So Close" to this just a bit, but both are solid.

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{TEXT}#23
Calvin Harris - Summer

Points: 3262
Standard Deviation: 23.545
Original RD Position: #32 (+9)

Year-End Position: #33
Peak: #7
Weeks: 26

trilogy - 3
filthy - 6
MoD - 7
fearlessarrow - 8
Adrian C. 🍓 - 9
Sambalada - 10
tallen2001 - 10
willapted33 - 11
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 13
Daryl the Beryl - 13
walt91 - 15
weaver - 16
lyhom - 16
awesomecharts - 17
GP - 18
aerodynamite - 18
wrip - 18
woods - 19
anthony11554 - 24
tim - 27
crazyb - 27
eidde - 28
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 34
singingrulebritannia - 37
Beno - 38
Mayman - 41
peacebone - 44
@crapkuki23 - 45
alexcuse - 45
tanooki - 45
BB🌕 - 46
@greento - 47
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 47
maine - 48
wyckyd - 49
needyslovelanguage - 51
Red - 52
jtd Thee Stallion - 52
samo🦕 - 53
Golden Bluebird - 54
Normi - 58
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 59
Fire - 59
@gabingston - 59
dremolus - solarpunk - 59
toomuchboy - 61
Leo ✔ - 61
@matthewlam - 62
razorshark - 78
Mylo13 💜 - 79
.indulgecountry - 96
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 98

Movements
33 37 39 39 25 28 22 23 26 30 25 27 28 34 26 35 30 28 25 25 24 23 23 22 20 19 21 20 23 22 23 24 26 26 24 23 22 24 25 24 26 27 25 25 25 25 25 27 23 24 23

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#7 2017 (Slide) | #10 2013 (Sweet Nothing) | #14 2018 (One Kiss) | #15 2017 (Feels) | #22 2012 (Feel So Close) | #30 2015 2.0 (How Deep Is Your Love) | #32 2014 1.0 (Summer) | #36 2013 (I Need Your Love) | #36 2015 1.0 (How Deep Is Your Love) | #42 2012 (Let's Go)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Counting Stars
Timber
Pompeii
Team
Royals
Wake Me Up
Chandelier
Latch
Habits (Stay High)
Boom Clap
Break Free
Burn
Rather Be
Ain't It Fun
Don't
Hold On, We're Going Home
2 On
Sweater Weather
Birthday
Do What U Want
Stay the Night
Partition

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{TAGS}matteeeb
rom
jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

[lyhom]

not one of his best songs but it's still good enough for top 20 for me

[anthony11554]

i'm straight but his voice kinda turns me on here

[Deleted]

"Regarding his choice of his stage name, Harris stated that, "My first single was more of a soul track, and I thought Calvin Harris sounded a bit more racially ambiguous. I thought people might not know if I was black or not. After that, I was stuck with it.""

i still really like this though

[𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤]

Mar 30, 2021 19:18:31 GMT -5 tanooki said:

Mar 30, 2021 19:17:21 GMT -5 𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 said:

oooh where r we going

into a f**king volcano

uh

do I get to choose which one? Or should we be democratic

strawpoll.com/2b6pkshq2

[Mylo13 💜]

Summer was still in this? Kinda shocked this made top 50, let alone top 30. It's definitely one of his weakest ones, why couldn't Pray To God hit in the US like it did over here :/

[tanooki]

stream mount doom for clear skin

[Beno]

I wish we ranked "Blame" instead of this ):

[Sambalada]

Every single from this Calvin Harris era are bangers. This is no exception.

[wrip]

#22 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 0
Top 5s: 2
Top 10s: 7
Top 25s: 18
Top Halves: 35
Bottom 20s: 4
Bottom 10s: 1
Bottom 5s: 0
#100s: 0

Standard Deviation: 40th Highest

Movements

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{11 22 36 28 24 29 29 30 40 37 41 43 32 28 27 27 32 29 29 28 25 25 26 25 24 21 20 19 19 21 22 21 22 22 22 24 24 25 24 27 25 25 26 27 26 26 26 25 25 22 22}Hosts - 11
@crapkuki23 - 22
Fire - 36
singingrulebritannia - 28
trilogy - 24
@greento - 29
walt91 - 29
Mayman - 30
dremolus - solarpunk - 40
@gabingston - 37
willapted33 - 41
@matthewlam - 43
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 32
wyckyd - 28
filthy - 27
razorshark - 27
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 32
weaver and Fire edit - 29
tallen2001 - 29
alexcuse - 28
Sambalada - 25
aerodynamite - 25
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 26
Daryl the Beryl - 25
GP - 24
needyslovelanguage - 21
peacebone - 20
lyhom - 19
.indulgecountry - 19
crazyb - 21
Leo ✔ - 22
Mylo13 💜 - 21
jtd Thee Stallion - 22
tanooki - 22
anthony11554 - 22
fearlessarrow - 24
Beno - 24
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 25
BB🌕 - 24
tim - 27
toomuchboy - 25
Normi - 25
Adrian C. 🍓 - 26
awesomecharts - 27
woods - 26
Golden Bluebird - 26
eidde - 26
samo🦕 - 25
MoD - 25
maine - 22
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 22

[Deleted]

Summer stayed way longer Than i expected

[𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤]

Oh no, this next reveal will hurt

Btw Eyjafjallajökull is winning (so far). I’ve never been to Iceland so that’s cool!

[wrip]

SO glad this is her highest song here! The fact that this finished at 75 originally is insane to me. Literally such an earworm, love the lyric video to this as well I choose not to acknowledge the actual video

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{TEXT}#22
Katy Perry - Birthday

Points: 3262
Standard Deviation: 24.326
Original RD Position: #75 (+53)

Year-End Position: #80
Peak: #17
Weeks: 18

𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 3
maine - 5
needyslovelanguage - 6
Sambalada - 7
peacebone - 7
toomuchboy - 8
wyckyd - 10
lyhom - 11
wrip - 11
singingrulebritannia - 15
Mylo13 💜 - 15
eidde - 18
Red - 18
Daryl the Beryl - 20
weaver - 21
samo🦕 - 23
trilogy - 24
Normi - 24
Golden Bluebird - 27
.indulgecountry - 27
filthy - 29
aerodynamite - 29
alexcuse - 30
@gabingston - 30
woods - 31
razorshark - 32
BB🌕 - 34
fearlessarrow - 35
tallen2001 - 36
walt91 - 36
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 40
GP - 41
awesomecharts - 42
MoD - 46
Beno - 46
tanooki - 51
@greento - 54
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 54
@crapkuki23 - 57
@matthewlam - 58
Adrian C. 🍓 - 60
willapted33 - 62
Mayman - 62
anthony11554 - 66
jtd Thee Stallion - 67
Leo ✔ - 68
tim - 70
dremolus - solarpunk - 71
Fire - 83
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 86
crazyb - 90
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 94

Movements
11 22 36 28 24 29 29 30 40 37 41 43 32 28 27 27 32 29 29 28 25 25 26 25 24 21 20 19 19 21 22 21 22 22 22 24 24 25 24 27 25 25 26 27 26 26 26 25 25 22 22

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#2 2008 (Hot N Cold) | #2 2010 (Teenage Dream) | #4 2011 1.0 (Teenage Dream) | #6 2009 (Hot N Cold) | #11 2010 (California Gurls) | #13 2011 1.0 (E.T.) | #14 2012 (The One That Got Away) | #19 2009 (Waking Up In Vegas) | #19 2011 1.0 (Firework) | #24 2012 (Wide Awake) | #30 2011 1.0 (Last Friday Night) | #33 2008 (I Kissed a Girl) | #33 2014 2.0 (Dark Horse) | #34 2014 1.0 (Dark Horse) | #47 2017 (Chained to the Rhythm) | #54 2012 (Part of Me) | #68 2013 (Roar) | #68 2014 2.0 (Roar) | #72 2014 1.0 (Roar) | #75 2014 1.0 (Birthday)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Counting Stars
Timber
Pompeii
Team
Royals
Wake Me Up
Chandelier
Latch
Habits (Stay High)
Boom Clap
Break Free
Burn
Rather Be
Ain't It Fun
Don't
Hold On, We're Going Home
2 On
Sweater Weather
Do What U Want
Stay the Night
Partition

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{TAGS}matteeeb
rom
jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

[Deleted]

she got a big booty so i call her big booty

[Red]

Basically the bootleg version of "Last Friday Night", but hey, even the bootleg version of that song is fun.

[maine]

This is my favorite Katy Perry song and I don't know why. Just an absolute bop.