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Post by bboat11 on Apr 19, 2022 22:56:31 GMT -5
You have to reveal tonight until one each from my hated artists are eliminated. This is Good Friday, so it has to be good. You liked this. And didnt follow through. What a tease. Here's your follow-through!! ;)
91. "It All Comes Out in the Wash" - Miranda Lambert Year: 2019 Rank: #9 Total: 2246 Average: 62.39 Std Dev: 26.68someguy - 14 🌺CountryLineDancer - 15 .indulgecountry - 15 austin - 18 SHOOTER - 19 George Strait Junkie - 22 LBTrocks - 40 nathanalbright - 42 gardyfan - 42 lipe - 43 @trilogy - 53 bigd79 - 53 lady𝓐fan - 54 d3vin44 - 55 Kanenrá:ke - 56 Juanca - 59 recordyear - 60 taylor - 61 raylatch98 - 63 castleoblivion26 - 72 fireflies - 77 toomuchboy - 79 Fire - 79 samo🦕 - 79 zaclord 🌈 - 80 CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 81 kw9461 - 82 wrip - 87 carriefan15 - 87 HeyHeyHey - 90 Cody Wants Out... - 92 gonecountry - 92 tim - 92 bigfan101 - 95 bboat11 - 99 fearlessarrow - 99 {Songs Remaining}21 Summer 80s Mercedes A Little Bit Stronger A Little Dive Bar In Dahlonega As She’s Walking Away Automatic Back To December Better Man Blowin’ Smoke Blown Away Burning House Burning Man Butterflies Church Bells Diamond Rings And Old Barstools Diane Die From A Broken Heart Drinkin’ Problem Drunk On A Plane Even If It Breaks Your Heart Even Though I’m Leaving Every Little Thing Every Storm (Runs Out Of Rain) Follow Your Arrow From A Table Away Girl Crush Girl Goin’ Nowhere Give Me Back My Hometown Heart Like Mine High Horse Highway 20 Ride Highway Don’t Care homecoming queen? Humble And Kind I Could Use A Love Song I Got A Car I Hold On I’m Gonna Love You Through It If I Die Young In Case You Didn’t Know Keep It To Yourself Let It Rain Little White Church Lonely Eyes Mama’s Broken Heart Meanwhile Back At Mama’s Mercy Merry Go ‘Round Miss Me More More Hearts Than Mine My Church My Heart Can’t Tell You No Neon Over You Peter Pan Postcard From Paris Rainbow Raymond Record Year Remind Me Road Less Traveled See You Again She Got The Best Of Me Shotgun Rider Shut Up And Fish Slow Burn Sober Saturday Night Space Cowboy Springsteen Stay A Little Longer Staying’s Worse Than Leaving Talladega The Bones The House That Built Me The Man I Want To Be The Truth Think Of You Time Is Love Tin Man Tomorrow Two Black Cadillacs Vice Voices Wagon Wheel Wasting All These Tears What If I Never Get Over You When It Rains It Pours White Liar Why Don’t We Just Dance Your Side Of The Bed
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Post by CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker on Apr 19, 2022 22:58:45 GMT -5
WOAH
When I mentioned this as a Bottom 10, I thought this was a long shot!
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Post by Fire on Apr 19, 2022 23:01:04 GMT -5
there were a lot of losses in this bottom 10 that i liked but then again i did like nearly 80% of the list so ig that's to be expected lmao
i do hope we can clear my bottom 10 before the top half though
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 19, 2022 23:03:32 GMT -5
To answer the prediction question for who would lose first between Miranda and Kacey, Miranda is the unfortunate winner (or would it be loser?). She of course had a fair amount of support for "Wash", but it was only ever enough to bring her up to the top of the bottom 1/4. The majority of this song's ranks landed in the 50s-70s range. Honestly, while Miranda does have her share of amazing songs, many of which are in this rankdown, for THIS song of all things to be in a decade-best rankdown is indicative of a relatively weak pool in 2019, lol. (Same thing with "The Bones") She's kinda fallen into the Eric Church trap of releasing polarizing lead singles and saving the stronger material for the followup. I see this one making this list to be pretty much equivalent to something like "Desperate Man" or "Stick That In Your Country Song" making the decade-best list I would have gladly taken "Dead Flowers" or "Only Prettier" or "Somethin' Bad" or "Smokin' and Drinkin'" or "All Kinds of Kinds" or "Fastest Girl in Town" or pretty much any of her other few '10s singles that didn't make it over this one, tbh.
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 19, 2022 23:07:08 GMT -5
Bottom 10 Recap!!!
100. Tequila - Dan + Shay (2498) 099. Say You Do - Dierks Bentley (2469) 098. Roller Coaster - Luke Bryan (2423) 097. What We Ain't Got - Jake Owen (2421) 096. Missing - William Michael Morgan (2311) 095. Lay Low - Josh Turner (2301) 094. The Sound Of A Million Dreams - David Nail (2273) 093. A Little More Country Than That - Easton Corbin (2271) 092. It Ain't The Whiskey - Gary Allan (2261) 091. It All Comes Out In The Wash - Miranda Lambert (2246)
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 19, 2022 23:11:27 GMT -5
Last thing of the night, I'll go ahead and post a hint for #90:
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Post by 🌺CountryLineDancer on Apr 19, 2022 23:16:39 GMT -5
"It All Comes Out in the Wash" is a jam! Disappointed to see its exit. I love Wildcard era in general and this was a perfect lead single.
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Post by CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker on Apr 19, 2022 23:29:45 GMT -5
Last thing of the night, I'll go ahead and post a hint for #90: That would be "Drunk on a Plane" for 1000 Alex
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Post by castleoblivion26 on Apr 20, 2022 2:51:58 GMT -5
David Nail and Gary Allan both deserved better. Both are top notch songs lyrically, and the vocal performance on both is incredible. I figured they wouldn't do well due to being more forgotten singles as well as slow songs but there are quite a few songs remaining that should be out before either of these
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Post by bigfan101 on Apr 20, 2022 6:21:31 GMT -5
I was looking for all three bboat11 and you gave me one. You’re like my ex-gf…overpromise and underdeliver. 😜
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Post by austin on Apr 20, 2022 7:07:28 GMT -5
Last thing of the night, I'll go ahead and post a hint for #90: "The Truth" is next! It's the same concept as this (far superior) Chris Cagle song.
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Post by recordyear on Apr 20, 2022 8:26:54 GMT -5
I like the organ at the beginning of It Ain't the Whiskey that gives it a dark hymn, but the song reveals itself to be more and more basic as it goes on, including the listy chorus.
It All Comes Out in the Wash is a solid Miranda Lambert song. Definitely her weakest here though. Still this list has so many questionable choices and this song should have escaped bottom 10.
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Post by recordyear on Apr 20, 2022 8:28:35 GMT -5
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Post by raylatch98 on Apr 20, 2022 10:55:29 GMT -5
"The Sound Of A Million Dreams" was robbed. I didn't expect it to even finish in the top half but Bottom 10? Man this rankdown is gut wrenching to watch.
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Post by .indulgecountry on Apr 20, 2022 11:09:12 GMT -5
"Wash" is the first reveal so far that surprises me a little. It definitely deserved better. Total jam that one.
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Post by kw9461 on Apr 20, 2022 13:25:23 GMT -5
Good god we actually managed to lose a female song in the bottom 10, it's a damn miracle. Thought we were going to just plow ahead and eliminate all the actual country songs first and save all the mediocrity for the top half... In all seriousness, "It All Comes Out In The Wash" is a fine song, but it probably wasn't even a top 10 Miranda song from this decade. Frankly, it wouldn't have been out of place in the bottom 5. Now that that's out of the way, let's see to eliminating a few of Kacey Musgraves less memorable songs (and that's not a dig at Kacey, she has some amazing songs in this, but she also has some songs that frankly feel out of place).
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Post by lipe on Apr 20, 2022 13:57:56 GMT -5
94. "The Sound of a Million Naps" - David Nail Year: 2012 Rank: #8 Total: 2273 Average: 63.14 Std Dev: 30.17
Well, my #100 was gone fast! I'm surprised it got 2 top5's to be honest. It's not like I hate this song (even tho I ranked it last), I just find it completely boring lol
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Post by kw9461 on Apr 20, 2022 15:13:37 GMT -5
94. "The Sound of a Million Naps" - David Nail Year: 2012 Rank: #8 Well, my #100 was gone fast! I'm surprised it got 2 top5's to be honest. It's not like I hate this song (even tho I ranked it last), I just find it completely boring lol I'm a sucker for Phil Vassar piano ballads in general, but when you throw the soaring vocals of David Nail on top of some of Vassar's finest songwriting, you get a damn masterpiece. It was also a big time Pulse favorite back when it was released (even though we all knew it stood no chance at radio), but I can understand the newer crowd on here not having an attachment to it. I didn't have all that high of expectations for it against this lot, but it is a shame that it couldn't outlast Nail's other song, which I find to be super generic (despite the great vocals).
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Post by fearlessarrow on Apr 20, 2022 18:17:16 GMT -5
I'm kind of glad that "It All Comes Out in the Wash" didn't escape the bottom 10, I thought it was going to get a free pass out of the lower ranks because it's Miranda Lambert. It's still a good song but it doesn't compare to the other Miranda songs here and didn't age particularly well in comparison to those either.
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Post by taylor on Apr 21, 2022 17:07:41 GMT -5
Incredibly shocked to see Miranda in the bottom 10 of any rankdown, lol. “Wash” is a total jam, but pales like a ghost in comparison to literally each of her other songs in this rankdown. It definitely makes sense to see this one leave first; while it’s great, it’s not among her best of the 2010s decade. Like, at all.
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 21, 2022 20:04:01 GMT -5
I was looking for all three bboat11 and you gave me one. You’re like my ex-gf…overpromise and underdeliver. 😜 Is this the singles-you-up ex-girlfriend, or one who fell for a different creepy pickup line?
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Post by bigfan101 on Apr 21, 2022 20:06:38 GMT -5
I was looking for all three bboat11 and you gave me one. You’re like my ex-gf…overpromise and underdeliver. 😜 Is this the singles-you-up ex-girlfriend, or one who fell for a different creepy pickup line? I’ve got a book bro. You just let me know when you need a few 😜
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Post by CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker on Apr 21, 2022 20:10:42 GMT -5
Is this the singles-you-up ex-girlfriend, or one who fell for a different creepy pickup line? I’ve got a book bro. You just let me know when you need a few 😜 ......Tractors can read? 😁 Edit: I jest, I jest 😘
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 21, 2022 20:21:07 GMT -5
By the way, who's ready to see how painful things can be now that we're getting deeper into this thing?
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Post by CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker on Apr 21, 2022 20:22:44 GMT -5
That's what she said
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 21, 2022 20:25:02 GMT -5
Last thing of the night, I'll go ahead and post a hint for #90: "The Truth" is next! It's the same concept as this (far superior) Chris Cagle song. All the points go to austin!!!!
90. "The Truth" - Jason Aldean Year: 2010 Rank: #1 Total: 2234 Average: 62.06 Std Dev: 28.38carriefan15 - 2 castleoblivion26 - 12 raylatch98 - 18 HeyHeyHey - 24 LBTrocks - 30 gardyfan - 30 toomuchboy - 35 gonecountry - 35 recordyear - 38 Cody Wants Out... - 40 kw9461 - 41 tim - 42 bboat11 - 48 bigd79 - 51 Kanenrá:ke - 52 lipe - 58 taylor - 59 .indulgecountry - 60 George Strait Junkie - 64 zaclord 🌈 - 68 fireflies - 73 CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 77 wrip - 83 bigfan101 - 83 someguy - 84 austin - 87 Fire - 87 samo🦕 - 87 Juanca - 88 fearlessarrow - 92 🌺CountryLineDancer - 94 SHOOTER - 97 nathanalbright - 98 lady𝓐fan - 98 @trilogy - 99 d3vin44 - 100 {Songs Remaining}21 Summer 80s Mercedes A Little Bit Stronger A Little Dive Bar In Dahlonega As She’s Walking Away Automatic Back To December Better Man Blowin’ Smoke Blown Away Burning House Burning Man Butterflies Church Bells Diamond Rings And Old Barstools Diane Die From A Broken Heart Drinkin’ Problem Drunk On A Plane Even If It Breaks Your Heart Even Though I’m Leaving Every Little Thing Every Storm (Runs Out Of Rain) Follow Your Arrow From A Table Away Girl Crush Girl Goin’ Nowhere Give Me Back My Hometown Heart Like Mine High Horse Highway 20 Ride Highway Don’t Care homecoming queen? Humble And Kind I Could Use A Love Song I Got A Car I Hold On I’m Gonna Love You Through It If I Die Young In Case You Didn’t Know Keep It To Yourself Let It Rain Little White Church Lonely Eyes Mama’s Broken Heart Meanwhile Back At Mama’s Mercy Merry Go ‘Round Miss Me More More Hearts Than Mine My Church My Heart Can’t Tell You No Neon Over You Peter Pan Postcard From Paris Rainbow Raymond Record Year Remind Me Road Less Traveled See You Again She Got The Best Of Me Shotgun Rider Shut Up And Fish Slow Burn Sober Saturday Night Space Cowboy Springsteen Stay A Little Longer Staying’s Worse Than Leaving Talladega The Bones The House That Built Me The Man I Want To Be Think Of You Time Is Love Tin Man Tomorrow Two Black Cadillacs Vice Voices Wagon Wheel Wasting All These Tears What If I Never Get Over You When It Rains It Pours White Liar Why Don’t We Just Dance Your Side Of The Bed
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Post by bboat11 on Apr 21, 2022 20:25:59 GMT -5
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Post by CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker on Apr 21, 2022 20:27:56 GMT -5
Ah, so you are a member of the LGBT Community, very good
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Post by LBTrocks on Apr 21, 2022 20:30:46 GMT -5
Ah, so you are a member of the LGBT Community, very good Ok guys who wants to tell him 😂
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Post by LBTrocks on Apr 21, 2022 20:32:24 GMT -5
Honestly the fact that “The Truth” made it all the way to 90 given how much everyone loves this list speaks volumes to the song’s quality...
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