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Post by maine on Oct 18, 2022 20:46:27 GMT -5
The chorus to "Marry Me" makes me laugh every time.
"Marry me, today and every day Marry me If I ever get the nerve to say hello in this cafe Say you will, mm-mm, say you will, mm-mm"
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Post by razorshark on Oct 18, 2022 20:46:28 GMT -5
#98
Hey Hey Hey Michael Franti & Spearhead
Year-End Position: 31 Peak: 6 Weeks: 15 Chart Points: 446
Points: 2177 Standard Deviation: 21.37953731 (41st Lowest)
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Performance history: #99 2013 AAA (Life Is Better With You), #99 2015 AAA (Once A Day), #100 2013 AAA (I'm Alive (Life Sounds Like)), #100 2020 AAA (I Got You)
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Post by razorshark on Oct 18, 2022 20:48:06 GMT -5
#97 Preview Top halves: 1 Bottom 10s: 7 Bottom 5s: 3 Highest: 31 Lowest: 98 x2 SD: 15.94914997 (8th Lowest)
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Post by Red on Oct 18, 2022 20:49:06 GMT -5
What Michael Franti needs to do is team up with AJR to see if they can escape their natural bottom five fates.
Oh god, wait, don't put that into existence, please no
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Post by khan on Oct 18, 2022 20:50:54 GMT -5
Easily the best 2010s Train song I've ever heard. idk why it got ranked in the same spot as Drive By when it's leagues ahead. Marry Me actually has a reason to exist both production and lyrics wise and it's one of the only solid vocal performances Pat Monahan's ever given.
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Post by razorshark on Oct 18, 2022 20:51:10 GMT -5
Michael Franti & Spearhead have been cleared, but look on the brightside, they topped their best performance twice in this rankdown
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I'll Be Waiting Michael Franti & Spearhead
Year-End Position: 65 Peak: 21 Weeks: 17 Chart Points: 239
Points: 2084 Movements: 70 81 81 87 90 92 93 93 92 94 94 94 94 93 88 92 94 93 95 97 96 97 96 97 97
Performance history: #98 2011 AAA (Hey Hey Hey), #99 2013 AAA (Life Is Better With You), #99 2015 AAA (Once A Day), #100 2013 AAA (I'm Alive (Life Sounds Like)), #100 2020 AAA (I Got You)
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Post by Red on Oct 18, 2022 20:53:27 GMT -5
Okay, say what you will about Franti, but, even though this still wasn't very good, I'll be damned if it wasn't at least a little interesting.
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Post by razorshark on Oct 18, 2022 20:53:33 GMT -5
#96 Preview Top halves: 4 Bottom 10s: 13 Bottom 5s: 7 Highest: 17 Lowest: 98 SD: 22.60047651 (48th Highest)
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Post by razorshark on Oct 18, 2022 20:56:57 GMT -5
#96
Heaven O.A.R.
Year-End Position: 63 Peak: 23 Weeks: 18 Chart Points: 245
Points: 2072 Movements: 84 90 93 95 93 93 94 96 96 97 97 97 97 97 97 97 97 97 97 95 97 96 97 95 96
Performance history: #71 2014 AAA (Peace)
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Post by khan on Oct 18, 2022 20:57:30 GMT -5
You'd think Michael Franti doing some standard alternative rock would be supremely boring and even worse than his usual stuff, but somehow he pulled it off to an extent. Not very memorable but they deserved better than bottom five.
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Post by singingrulebritannia on Oct 18, 2022 20:57:41 GMT -5
Hey Hey Hey sounds like a song someone would put in a slideshow for a company gala/dinner party
I'll Be Waiting at least sounds less basic, but since nobody cares about Spearhead it was bound to be lower than crappier songs some people do care about
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Post by razorshark on Oct 18, 2022 20:58:25 GMT -5
#95 Preview Top halves: 1 Bottom 10s: 3 Bottom 5s: 1 Highest: 24 Lowest: 100 SD: 13.4311349 (3rd Lowest)
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Post by Red on Oct 18, 2022 20:59:40 GMT -5
I love how the thumbnail for "Heaven" makes it look like what you're listening to is going to be exciting, and then it turns out to be this super boring and lame song that wouldn't sound out of place at a Kohl's.
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Post by maine on Oct 18, 2022 20:59:44 GMT -5
O.A.R. made "Love and Memories" then just decided making great music once was enough and started going straight Hot AC forever.
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Post by razorshark on Oct 18, 2022 21:02:31 GMT -5
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From The Clouds Jack Johnson
Year-End Position: 19 Peak: 3 Weeks: 22 Chart Points: 663
Points: 2045 Standard Deviation: 13.4311349 (3rd Lowest)
alexcuse 24 American Idiot 68 DadJokes 71 Red 73 Troy 73 Daryl the Beryl 74 Leaf 74 maine 75 aerodynamite 77 beyoncelover 77 singingrulebritannia 77 khan 77 Triple 9 78 Az Paynter 81 BlurryKyle 81 recordyear 81 Doc Indie Party Rock 82 tim 84 wheatsquares33 84 razorshark 86 @trilogy 86 BB🌕 89 rowellfarm490 89 Gonza'90 92 Mirago 92 Leo ✔ 100
Movements: 85 89 90 93 94 91 91 91 91 92 92 90 89 89 90 89 89 88 88 91 92 94 92 94 95
Performance history: #47 2002 Alternative (Flake), #48 2005 Alternative (Sitting, Waiting, Wishing), #68 2003 Alternative (The Horizon Has Been Defeated), #68 2006 Alternative (Upside Down), #69 2017 AAA (My Mind Is For Sale), #71 2005 Alternative (Good People), #73 2008 Alternative (If I Had Eyes), #76 2010 Alternative (You And Your Heart), #79 2018 AAA (Big Sur), #87 2014 AAA (Radiate), #95 2013 AAA (I Got You)
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Post by khan on Oct 18, 2022 21:03:14 GMT -5
I love how the thumbnail for "Heaven" makes it look like what you're listening to is going to be exciting, and then it turns out to be this super boring and lame song that wouldn't sound out of place at a Kohl's. I checked the video out of curiosity because of this comment and wowwww I know singers aren't supposed to be actors but couldn't the director make the frontman look a bit more interested in his own song?
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Post by razorshark on Oct 18, 2022 21:03:50 GMT -5
#94 Preview Top halves: 1 Bottom 10s: 3 Bottom 5s: 1 Highest: 28 Lowest: 96 SD: 15.01266132 (4th Lowest)
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Post by maine on Oct 18, 2022 21:04:13 GMT -5
us tossing Jack Johnson songs out in rankdowns
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Post by Red on Oct 18, 2022 21:05:43 GMT -5
Jack Johnson making a safe, bland song is like me being old: It's comforting to know that some things never change.
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Post by razorshark on Oct 18, 2022 21:06:10 GMT -5
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Honeypot Bob Schneider
Year-End Position: 91 Peak: 21 Weeks: 11 Chart Points: 88
Points: 2041 Movements: 82 85 89 83 81 83 84 89 90 93 91 91 92 91 93 96 96 96 96 96 95 95 95 96 94
Performance history: Debut
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Post by singingrulebritannia on Oct 18, 2022 21:06:28 GMT -5
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Post by khan on Oct 18, 2022 21:06:36 GMT -5
is it just me or have half these reveals so far been "Singer who usually makes 1/5 songs makes a 2/5 song for once but still gets tanked underground because of their name"
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Post by razorshark on Oct 18, 2022 21:07:38 GMT -5
#93 Preview Top halves: 4 Bottom 10s: 10 Bottom 5s: 4 Highest: 20 Lowest: 98 x2 SD: 21.84448531 (47th Lowest)
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Post by Leo ✔ on Oct 18, 2022 21:07:54 GMT -5
Jack Johnson's voice is horrid.
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Post by singingrulebritannia on Oct 18, 2022 21:08:46 GMT -5
*Rob Schneider secretly releasing his new jam under the pen name Bob Schneider* muahahaha they'll never suspect it was me
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Post by Red on Oct 18, 2022 21:09:00 GMT -5
This is just kind of there, but it's not entirely unpleasant to listen to.
I also completely forgot what this sounded like, so that's probably not a great sign.
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Post by razorshark on Oct 18, 2022 21:11:18 GMT -5
#93
Sydney (I'll Come Running) Brett Dennen
Year-End Position: 56 Peak: 17 Weeks: 20 Chart Points: 297
Points: 2010 Movements: 87 94 94 96 96 96 97 95 94 91 93 93 93 94 96 95 95 95 94 94 93 93 93 92 93
Performance history: #70 2018 AAA (Already Gone), #79 2014 AAA (When We Were Young), #87 2018 AAA (Here's Looking At You Kid), #88 2021 AAA (See The World), #97 2013 AAA (Wild Child)
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Post by maine on Oct 18, 2022 21:11:54 GMT -5
His voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
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Post by razorshark on Oct 18, 2022 21:12:49 GMT -5
#92 Preview Top halves: 3 Bottom 10s: 9 Bottom 5s: 3 Highest: 23 Lowest: 98 SD: 19.93886811 (29th Lowest)
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Post by khan on Oct 18, 2022 21:13:38 GMT -5
My brain knows Brett Dennen songs are consistently total nonsense but dammit my heart still feels comforted by them.
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