*NOTE: This interview only covers Gabe's time in the game during his first elimination, his return and subsequent second elimination are not discussed because I thought there would barely be much to add or change to it.*
Hamed: Alright so Gabe, although your time was brief, how did you feel about your time in Last Stand's 6th season?
Gabe: It was nice, it was cute. I don't really play music games so it was a different experience for me
Hamed: And how did you feel about your chances surviving the 1st round?
Gabe: Bad, because my music taste is more on the basic than the pretentious side.
Hamed: We love being self aware
Gabe: its self awareness and a bit of a dig at the judges perhaps
Hamed: Oop!
So when the season began, where did you predict yourself to place in the competition?
Gabe: I didn't think I'd make it past the qualifying round.
Hamed: Thats fair, it was a very stacked competition after all.
Gabe: sure, if you consider walt and mayman "stacked"
Hamed: Oh they don't count, I have an inside source telling me they made deals with Samba via venmo.
Gabe: Interesting... I'm surprised either of them could afford a bribe. They are both fiscally AND morally bankrupt.
Hamed: Supposedly the bribe was just one dollar and 3 cents, Samba is desperate. But anyways back to the questions.
So if you had the chance to send a different song for round 1, what would you have sent?
Gabe: Snakeskin by Rina Sawayama
Hamed: Love Snakeskin but I fear it wouldn't do super well here either, the 1st round had a lot heavy hitters and popular picks.
Gabe: I agree, unfortunately it seems like for the most part the judges aren't looking for fun bops. But I like something with a melody and a chorus so it is what it is.
Hamed: Alright so if you were still in the game, do you have a song in mind that you'd send for the current round (songs that talk about historical events)?
Gabe: No I hate this category lol
Hamed: Your not the only one, it seems this round is giving some girls trouble as the songlist, at the time of writing this, still ain't even up.
Gabe: I know... trust me, I'm eagerly awaiting the songlist 👀
Hamed: 👀 Inchresting
So tell me Gabe, what predictions, if any, do you have for the rest of competition?
Gabe: girl I barely know who's in the cast gimme a sec
Hamed: No problem, take your time, we do have a bunch of irrelevant flops competing.
Gabe: let me do some predictions person by person...
Hamed: Ooooh tea
[Insert technical difficulties moment as we both tried to pull up the cast list but Pulse decided to have one of it's usual strokes]
Gabe:
Hamed - I'm thinking top 5.
Drem - We all know drem is great at sending spotify links so I'm thinking he'll be the winner.
Rnb - My crystal ball says you're gone in the next three rounds
Woods - 8th i'm thinking ur fairly average
willapted - i feel like the judges will like what will sends even though I won't so top 5 as well.
BB - I'm so sorry i have no clue who you are
Samo - Dinosaur
Mayman - Loser, 14th place
Lyhom - Going to be gone soon I fear
Wheatsquares33 - Nevermind hopefully this individual goes out next because we can't stand the pink text in a different font.
that's all im doing the rest of you can flop
because the biggest flop of all is the Pulse website
Hamed: That was a lot I love mess lol
As a follow up question, who do you think will be crowned the winner?
Gabe: not josh that's for sure uhh
Hamed: Rip josh
Gabe: Idk I can see it being between will, hamed, and mayman
Hamed: Hopefully not Mayman.
Gabe: I think he has a lot of free time which means he can search for songs for hours on end
Hamed: I fear ur right
Alright my final question for you to wrap up this interview, if Last Stand survives the current strikes and the many many many allegations against its hoststress, will we see you possibly make a comeback, either as a competitor or a judge, in a future season?
Gabe: I'd love to be a judge because I think I'd bring something really different to the judging panel because my mentality is different from "if Metacritic and RYM like it, I like it too"
But I think you're more likely to see me as the host of Pulse Discord The Amazing Race™️, Pulse's newest HOT hit game!
Hamed: We'd love to see you as a judge, would make things a lot more unpredictable in a good way lol
Also yes we are excited for the Amazing Race!
Gabe: Well you may not have to wait long for that
even if only temporary...
Hamed: Alright well that's all we have time for, if you have any final comments do say them now!
Gabe: No.
Hamed: Great answer, alright well thank you for your time Gabe!
Gabe: No problem, I'll always find the time in my busy schedule for a chance to talk about myself ❤️
ANNOUNCEMENT:
As much as I love being your favorite interview talk show host I fear I will for the time being be stepping down and handing over my position to my good friend samo🦕 , I have no doubt they will slay in my stead and continue the delivering all tea you all deserve. In the event of my elimination, I'll probably return to maybe co-host with Samo because who doesn't love the absolute chaos of a threesome!
P.S. Sambalada as owner of the talk show, I still am entitled to the royalties I deserve even while I'm not in the hosting seat so you better pay up bitch or I WILL be suing.