2023 Billboard Hot 100 Year-End Rankdown (Finished!)

[312999]

Jan 7, 2024 9:48:54 GMT -5 Studio Cart said:

Wait... WTF is Escapism?! How is it a song that I never heard of anyone talking about widely predicted to make it to top 3?! I mean, it's not even a song. Just a bunch of completely monotones sounds.
Are you guys hosting wheels of fortune and you randomly spin a wheel and it spells out "Escapism"?!

You found yourself in a shit position.

[samo🦕]

arguably the most baffling take I’ve read since 312999’s own Paper Planes takedown

[daniel1784]

I guess it's time to do the questionnaire!

1. What song do you predict will rank at #1? Top 10?

1. SZA - Kill Bill
2. Taylor Swift - Cruel Summer
3. RAYE feat. 070shake - Escapism.
4. Beyoncé - Cuff It
5. SZA - Low
6. Olivia Rodrigo - bad idea right?
7. SZA - Nobody Gets Me
8. Dua Lipa - Dance The Night
9. The Weeknd feat. Ariana Grande - Die For You
10. Luke Combs - Fast Car

2. What song do you predict will rank at #100? Bottom 10?


100. Jason Aldean - Try That In A Small Town
99. Oliver Anthony - Rich Men North Of Richmond
98. Morgan Wallen - You Proof
97. Jelly Roll - Need A Favor
96. Morgan Wallen - Thinkin' Bout Me
95. Kane Brown - Bury Me In Georgia
94. Morgan Wallen - Last Night
93. David Guetta feat. Bebe Rexha - I'm Good (Blue)
92. Morgan Wallen - Ain't That Some
91. David Kushner - Daylight 

3. How do you think your personal #1 will perform?

I HOPE it makes Top 10, and I think that's definitely possible but if not, it'll Top 20 for sure.


4. How do you think your personal #100 will perform?


It's not Try That In A Small Town (although that's still bottom 3) so I think it'll be #55-65 range.


5. What song will have the highest SD?

either Olivia Rodrigo's vampire or a country song


6. What song will have the lowest SD?

Jason Aldean's Try That In A Small Town because nearly everyone will have it at #100 lol



7. Which song will perform the best of the artists with multiple entries:

A) 21 Savage: Rich Flex / Spin Bout U / Creepin' / Peaches & Eggplants

B) Bad Bunny: Where She Goes / Un x100to

C) Bailey Zimmerman: Rock and a Hard Place / Religiously

D) Cardi B: Tomorrow 2 / Put It On Da Floor Again

E) Chris Brown: Under the Influence / Superhero (Heroes & Villains)

F) Doja Cat: Paint the Town Red / I Like You (A Happier Song)

G) Drake: Rich Flex / Spin Bout U / Search & Rescue / Wait for U / Meltdown

H) Future: Superhero (Heroes & Villains) / Wait for U

I) Ice Spice: Boy's a Liar, Pt. 2 / Barbie World / Karma / Princess Diana

J) Jordan Davis: Next Thing You Know / What My World Spins Around

K) Kane Brown: Bury Me In Georgia / Thank God

L) Lainey Wilson: Heart Like a Truck / Watermelon Moonshine / Wait In the Truck

M) Latto: Seven / Put It On Da Floor Again

N) Luke Combs: Fast Car / Love You Anyway / Going, Going, Gone

O) Metro Boomin: Creepin' / Superhero (Heroes & Villains)

P) Morgan Wallen: Last Night / You Proof / Thinkin' Bout Me / Thought You Should Know / One Thing At a Time / Everything I Love / Ain't That Some / I Wrote the Book

Q) Nicki Minaj: Super Freaky Girl / Barbie World / Princess Diana

R) Peso Pluma: Por Las Noches / PRC / La Bébé / Ella Baila Sola / Lady Gaga

S) Post Malone: Chemical / I Like You (A Happier Song) / Dial Drunk

T) Shakira: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 53 / TQG

U) SZA: Kill Bill / Snooze / Nobody Gets Me / Shirt / Low

V) Taylor Swift: Anti-Hero / Cruel Summer / Lavender Haze / Karma

W) The Weeknd: Creepin' / Die for You

X) Zach Bryan: Something In the Orange / I Remember Everything

[Music Fan]

1. What song do you predict will rank at #1? Top 10? 
Bad Idea, Right? and Kill Bill are the top 2.  Cruel Summer #3. Dance the Night, I Remember Everything, Flowers, Dance the Night, Die for You, Vampire, and What Was I Made For?
2. What song do you predict will rank at #100? Bottom 10?
100.  Jason Aldean. 99. Anthony Oliver.  98. Chris Brown
3. How do you think your personal #1 will perform?  In the bottom 20 because you all are the worst. 
4. How do you think your personal #100 will perform? 100.
5. What song will have the highest SD? Karma? Last Night? 
6. What song will have the lowest SD? TTIAST
7. Which song will perform the best of the artists with multiple entries:
A) 21 Savage: Rich Flex / Spin Bout U / Creepin' / Peaches & Eggplants
B) Bad Bunny: Where She Goes / Un x100to
C) Bailey Zimmerman: Rock and a Hard Place / Religiously
D) Cardi B: Tomorrow 2 / Put It On Da Floor Again
E) Chris Brown: Under the Influence / Superhero (Heroes & Villains)
F) Doja Cat: Paint the Town Red / I Like You (A Happier Song)
G) Drake: Rich Flex / Spin Bout U / Search & Rescue / Wait for U / Meltdown
H) Future: Superhero (Heroes & Villains) / Wait for U
I) Ice Spice: Boy's a Liar, Pt. 2 / Barbie World / Karma / Princess Diana
J) Jordan Davis: Next Thing You Know / What My World Spins Around
K) Kane Brown: Bury Me In Georgia / Thank God
L) Lainey Wilson: Heart Like a Truck / Watermelon Moonshine / Wait In the Truck
M) Latto: Seven / Put It On Da Floor Again
N) Luke Combs: Fast Car / Love You Anyway / Going, Going, Gone
O) Metro Boomin: Creepin' / Superhero (Heroes & Villains)
P) Morgan Wallen: Last Night / You Proof / Thinkin' Bout Me / Thought You Should Know / One Thing At a Time / Everything I Love / Ain't That Some / I Wrote the Book
Q) Nicki Minaj: Super Freaky Girl / Barbie World / Princess Diana
R) Peso Pluma: Por Las Noches / PRC / La Bébé / Ella Baila Sola / Lady Gaga
S) Post Malone: Chemical / I Like You (A Happier Song) / Dial Drunk
T) Shakira: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 53 / TQG
U) SZA: Kill Bill / Snooze / Nobody Gets Me / Shirt / Low
V) Taylor Swift: Anti-Hero / Cruel Summer / Lavender Haze / Karma
W) The Weeknd: Creepin' / Die for You
X) Zach Bryan: Something In the Orange / I Remember Everything

[rnb]

time to see who to ban who put ttiast above 99!

[312999]

Prediction - 68 people put TTIAST 100, 8 put it at 99, 4 put it from 91-98, 3 put it somewhere else in bottom half, and 2 people put it top half with one of them near top 20.

[Fire]

fear

[Mayman]

This is about to get so interesting...

[M5AGTS]

Jan 7, 2024 9:48:54 GMT -5 Studio Cart said:

Are you guys hosting wheels of fortune and you randomly spin a wheel and it spells out "Escapism"?!

OMG YOU CAUGHT US. Yep that's exactly what we did I fear. For more info contact walt91.

[reputainbow]

Hello everyone! The time has come to officially begin the 2023 year-end rankdown! Let's kick things off with the dreaded last place.

#100 Preview:
Highest: #28 (x1)
Lowest: #100 (x55)
Perfect Rankings: 55

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{Movements}Anthony / Eliza + Fire 100
RoseColoredGirl 100
lyhom 100
jasper0102 100
Lukas 100
zaclord 🌈 100
312999 100
Abbaschand 100
Mayman 100
rnb 100
.indulgecountry 100
inverse 100
PREDS PRIDE 100
wrip 100
Music Fan 100
bbfan97 100
tallen2001 100
emerald 100
singingrulebritannia 100
HeyHeyHey 100
beyoncelover 100
Lukas edit 100
beyoncelover edit 100
kanubow 100
Abbaschand edit 100
Groovy 100
hereforthetunes 100
jasper0102 edit 100
joshtheking 100
reputainbow 100
Gonza'90 100
singingrulebritannia edit 100
ilikemilk 100
OCDave 100
Steel Sponge 100
jasper0102 edit 2 100
ItsAStormOutside 100
jasper0102 edit 3 100
Fire edit 100
TheOutcast 100
willapted33 100
Beno 100
andrewzzzz 100
brmiddleton4 100
khan 100
alexcuse 100
Lukas edit 2 100
jtd Thee Stallion 100
Leo ✔ 100
kluen 100
BB🌕 100
Darkest Hour 100
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ 100
big2000 100
enwhy 100
Steel Sponge edit 100
razorshark 100
tanooki 100
fireflies 100
wheatsquares33 100
crazyb 100
kanubow edit 100
🌺CountryLineDancer 100
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 100
dremolus - solarpunk 100
Mylo13 💜 100
HamedM1 💔 100
poopshark 100
CF15 100
CarnoTorrential 100
Fire edit 2 100
awesomecharts 100
lyhom edit 100
fearlessarrow 100
samo🦕 100
beyoncelover edit 2 100
someguy 100
anthony11554 100
poopshark edit 100
M5AGTS 100
BlurryKyle 100
wyckyd 100
kimberly 100
Red 100
jasper0102 edit 4 100
awkwardowl 100
Raccoon 100
born 100
Private Dancer 100
woods 100
†ealsünset 100
Az Paynter 100
walt91 100
singingrulebritannia edit 2 100
decadevia 100
Golden Bluebird 100
Daryl the Beryl 100
Studio Cart 100
Groovy edit 100
daniel1784 100
gabe 100
SHOOTER 100

[lyhom]

alright so who the fuck thought that the republican campaign ad was the 28th best song here

[312999]

And my prediction is already wrong, less people put it at 100 than I thought, hopefully 20 of them have Rich Men at 100 at least.

[joshtheking]

why did I kinda expect higher than a 28 though 

[rnb]

WHO is the 28

[SHOOTER]

Lettuce prey...

[M5AGTS]

Someone put this top 30...??? Seriously???

[312999]

The last Jason Aldean solo song I like (not counting his duet with Carrie in 2021, she carried it mostly) was Night Train back in 2013. Haven't really liked anything else since then and hardly liked anything else from him before it either.

[Fire]

Jan 7, 2024 15:33:31 GMT -5 lyhom said:

alright so who the fuck thought that the republican campaign ad was the 28th best song here

it was me yep yep

[Mayman]

i cannot wait for the lashings

[HamedM1 💔]

The cuntry men need to go.

[Leo ✔]

let the Eurovision Song Contest Year End Rankdown Shitshow BEGIN!!

[reputainbow]

On the surface, it's just another Jason Aldean song. But what the fuck, this song is pretty much racist. AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ESCAPED SOME PEOPLE'S BOTTOM 10S??? Can you explain?????

Congratulations to everyone but fireflies, Studio Cart, alexcuse, someguy, anthony11554, ilikemilk, HeyHeyHey, 🌺CountryLineDancer, awesomecharts, Private Dancer, ItsAStormOutside, CF15, TheOutcast, brmiddleton4, Leo ✔, awkwardowl, †ealsünset, daniel1784, Anthony / Eliza, beyoncelover, Steel Sponge, jtd Thee Stallion, wheatsquares33, Mylo13 💜, CarnoTorrential, M5AGTS, kimberly, Red, Raccoon, and Az Paynter for clearing your #100.

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{In case graphic doesn’t work}100. Jason Aldean - Try That In a Small Town
Points: 8227
SD: 9.527021867 (Lowest!)
Average: 96.78823529

28 fireflies

69 Studio Cart

77 alexcuse
77 someguy
80 anthony11554

82 ilikemilk
89 HeyHeyHey
89 🌺CountryLineDancer

91 awesomecharts
91 Private Dancer
94 ItsAStormOutside
94 CF15
95 TheOutcast
96 brmiddleton4
96 Leo ✔
96 awkwardowl
97 †ealsünset
98 daniel1784
99 Anthony / Eliza
99 beyoncelover
99 Steel Sponge
99 jtd Thee Stallion
99 wheatsquares33
99 Mylo13 💜
99 CarnoTorrential
99 M5AGTS
99 kimberly
99 Red
99 Raccoon
99 Az Paynter
100 Fire
100 RoseColoredGirl
100 lyhom
100 jasper0102
100 Lukas
100 zaclord 🌈
100 312999
100 Abbaschand
100 Mayman
100 rnb
100 .indulgecountry
100 inverse
100 PREDS PRIDE
100 wrip
100 Music Fan
100 bbfan97
100 tallen2001
100 emerald
100 singingrulebritannia
100 kanubow
100 Groovy
100 hereforthetunes
100 joshtheking
100 reputainbow
100 Gonza'90
100 OCDave
100 willapted33
100 Beno
100 andrewzzzz
100 khan
100 kluen
100 BB🌕
100 Darkest Hour
100 Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ
100 big2000
100 enwhy
100 razorshark
100 tanooki
100 crazyb
100 𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿
100 dremolus - solarpunk
100 HamedM1 💔
100 poopshark
100 fearlessarrow
100 samo🦕
100 BlurryKyle
100 wyckyd
100 born
100 woods
100 walt91
100 decadevia
100 Golden Bluebird
100 Daryl the Beryl
100 gabe
100 SHOOTER

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{Remaining Songs} Morgan Wallen - Last Night
Miley Cyrus - Flowers
SZA - Kill Bill
Taylor Swift - Anti-Hero
Metro Boomin, The Weeknd & 21 Savage - Creepin'
Rema & Selena Gomez - Calm Down
The Weeknd & Ariana Grande - Die for You
Luke Combs - Fast Car
SZA - Snooze
David Guetta & Bebe Rexha - I'm Good (Blue)
Sam Smith & Kim Petras - Unholy
Morgan Wallen - You Proof
Zach Bryan - Something In the Orange
Drake & 21 Savage - Rich Flex
Harry Styles - As It Was
Bailey Zimmerman - Rock and a Hard Place
Chris Brown - Under the Influence
Taylor Swift - Cruel Summer
Morgan Wallen - Thinkin' Bout Me
PinkPantheress & Ice Spice - Boy's a Liar, Pt. 2
Toosii - Favorite Song
Morgan Wallen - Thought You Should Know
Kane Brown & Katelyn Brown - Thank God
Miguel - Sure Thing
Lil Durk ft. J. Cole - All My Life
Eslabon Armado & Peso Pluma - Ella Baila Sola
Taylor Swift ft. Ice Spice - Karma
Lil Uzi Vert - Just Wanna Rock
Beyoncé - Cuff It
Olivia Rodrigo - Vampire
Gunna - Fukumean
Taylor Swift - Lavender Haze
Coi Leray - Players
Jelly Roll - Need a Favor
Dua Lipa - Dance the Night
Luke Combs - Love You Anyway
Morgan Wallen - One Thing At a Time
Metro Boomin, Future & Chris Brown - Superhero (Heroes & Villains)
Steve Lacy - Bad Habit
Yng Lvcas & Peso Pluma - La Bebe
JVKE - Golden Hour
Bailey Zimmerman - Religiously
Drake & 21 Savage - Spin Bout U
Fifty Fifty - Cupid
Drake - Search & Rescue
Nicki Minaj & Ice Spice ft. Aqua - Barbie World
Jordan Davis - Next Thing You Know
RAYE ft. 070 Shake - Escapism
Grupo Frontera & Bad Bunny - Un x100to
Stephen Sanchez - Until I Found You
SZA - Shirt
Doja Cat - Paint the Town Red
Meghan Trainor - Made You Look
HARDY ft. Lainey Wilson - Wait In the Truck
Morgan Wallen - Everything I Love
Post Malone - Chemical
Lainey Wilson - Heart Like a Truck
Luke Combs - Going, Going, Gone
Tyler Hubbard - Dancin' In the Country
David Kushner - Daylight
Rihanna - Lift Me Up
Ed Sheeran - Eyes Closed
Karol G & Shakira - TQG
Megan Moroney - Tennessee Orange
Ice Spice & Nicki Minaj - Princess Diana
GloRilla & Cardi B - Tomorrow 2
Bad Bunny - Where She Goes
Fuerza Regida & Grupo Frontera - Bebe Dame
Zach Bryan ft. Kacey Musgraves - I Remember Everything
Post Malone ft. Doja Cat - I Like You (A Happier Song)
Doechii ft. Kodak Black - What It Is (Block Boy)
SZA - Nobody Gets Me
Oliver Anthony Music - Rich Men North of Richmond
Nicki Minaj - Super Freaky Girl
Noah Kahan ft. Post Malone - Dial Drunk
Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For?
Jung Kook ft. Latto - Seven
Future ft. Drake & Tems - Wait for U
Wham! - Last Christmas
Parker McCollum - Handle on You
Peso Pluma - Por Las Noches
Old Dominion - Memory Lane
Kaliii - Area Codes
Kane Brown - Bury Me In Georgia
Peso Pluma & Natanael Cano - PRC
Jordan Davis - What My World Spins Around
Morgan Wallen - Ain't That Some
Corey Kent - Wild as Her
Young Nudy ft. 21 Savage - Peaches & Eggplants
Morgan Wallen - I Wrote the Book
Bizarrap & Shakira - Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 53
Travis Scott ft. Drake - Meltdown
Latto ft. Cardi B - Put It On Da Floor Again
Lady Gaga - Bloody Mary
Lainey Wilson - Watermelon Moonshine
Olivia Rodrigo - Bad Idea Right?
Peso Pluma, Gabito Ballesteros & Junior H - Lady Gaga
Travis Scott - I Know ?
SZA - Low

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Daniel Collins

[312999]

I knew it had to be fireflies.

[rnb]

im super shocked woah

[Fire]

Nov 21, 2023 22:45:28 GMT -5 Fire said:

in and if anyone ranks ttiast anywhere that isn't 100 you will immediately get 6 warnings and subsequently get permabanned from pulse trust me i'm secretly a mod that the team hired to be undercover

Jan 7, 2024 15:38:49 GMT -5 reputainbow said:

On the surface, it's just another Jason Aldean song. But what the fuck, this song is pretty much racist. AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ESCAPED SOME PEOPLE'S BOTTOM 10S??? Can you explain?????

Congratulations to everyone but fireflies , Studio Cart , alexcuse , someguy , anthony11554 , ilikemilk , HeyHeyHey , 🌺CountryLineDancer , awesomecharts , Private Dancer , ItsAStormOutside , CF15 , TheOutcast , brmiddleton4 , Leo ✔ , awkwardowl , †ealsünset , daniel1784 , Anthony / Eliza , beyoncelover , Steel Sponge , jtd Thee Stallion , wheatsquares33 , Mylo13 💜 , CarnoTorrential , M5AGTS , kimberly , Red , Raccoon , and Az Paynter for clearing your #100.

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{In case graphic doesn’t work}100. Jason Aldean - Try That In a Small Town
Points: 8227
SD: 9.527021867 (Lowest!)
Average: 96.78823529

28 fireflies

69 Studio Cart

77 alexcuse
77 someguy
80 anthony11554

82 ilikemilk
89 HeyHeyHey
89 🌺CountryLineDancer

91 awesomecharts
91 Private Dancer
94 ItsAStormOutside
94 CF15
95 TheOutcast
96 brmiddleton4
96 Leo ✔
96 awkwardowl
97 †ealsünset
98 daniel1784
99 Anthony / Eliza
99 beyoncelover
99 Steel Sponge
99 jtd Thee Stallion
99 wheatsquares33
99 Mylo13 💜
99 CarnoTorrential
99 M5AGTS
99 kimberly
99 Red
99 Raccoon
99 Az Paynter

any final words?

[wrip]

[HamedM1 💔]

Even if you axed off the context and outright disgusting intent of the song, this still is awful.

[Red]

So, let me get this straight: You shot this music video at the site of a mob lynching of an 18-year-old nearly 100 years ago, and you said that you didn't know about this while shooting the video?

Either you graduated from the Donald Trump School of Being Full of Shit, or you're reinforcing all of the negative stereotypes about dumb Southerners. Neither is ideal.

[Gonza'90]

Trash

[M5AGTS]

Well shocker. This is literally one of the worst songs of all time.