Pulse Rankdown: 2023 Year-End Alternative Chart (complete)

[lyhom]

extremely funny that they got a top 20 pop radio hit this year

from "capricorn" to post malone from temu

[Leo ✔]

I refuse to Believe that this guy was the same who did From Yesterdat

[SHOOTER]

Once I actually paid attention to the lyrics...

[Steel Sponge]

Breaking: Thirty Seconds to Mars still suck.

[🌺CountryLineDancer]

I thought Last Resort was okay until the screaming came at the end, then it became unlistenable. 

[singingrulebritannia]

--#95

Multiple Song Artist? N
Highest Ranking: 29
Lowest Ranking: 99
Top 50s: 2
Bottom 25s: 37
Bottom 10s: 25
Bottom 5s: 8

5TH LOWEST SD

singingrulebritannia + narp (LTB94): 94
zaclord 🌈: 87
Steel Sponge: 93
wheatsquares33: 94
Daryl the Beryl: 93
Anthony !!!!!!: 94
Red: 94
razorshark: 95
lyhom: 95
gooberdude: 95
wrip: 95
Gonza'90: 95
Fire: 95
willapted33: 95
bbfan97: 95
rowellfarm490: 95
Beno: 95
Doc Indie Party Rock + singingrulebritannia Edit: 96
Trilogy: 96
BlurryKyle: 96
DadJokes: 96
Pollen: 96
Troy: 97
kanubow: 97
reputainbow: 97
macattack: 95
Geometrical: 95
Leo ✔: 95
alexcuse: 96
🌺CountryLineDancer: 95
khan: 95
MoD: 95
CarnoTorrential: 95
Leaf: 95
samo🦕: 96
.indulgecountry: 96
American Idiot: 96
night_browser: 96
BB🌕: 96
SHOOTER: 95
Mayman: 95
Az Paynter: 95

[Fire]

100. joshua trees outsold
99. i had only heard watch the world burn prior to this song and even tho wtwb is terrible maybe he should stick to that lyrical miracle shit because this was atrocious lol
98. i hate his voice so much
97. i wish this lasted one spot above where i ranked it so i could make the obvious "this lives up to its title" joke
96. why is that drop

[singingrulebritannia]

honestly just infuriatingly basic

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{Reveal Info In Text Form} 95
Cut Deep
Matt Maeson

Year-End Position: #70
Peak: #23
Weeks: 16

608 Points
Standard Deviation: 14.61 (5TH LOWEST)

zaclord 🌈 - 29
SHOOTER - 41
🌺CountryLineDancer - 55
macattack - 69
MoD - 73
Leo ✔ - 73
DadJokes - 76
Fire - 82
Butterflies & Hurricanes - 84
Geometrical - 84
CarnoTorrential - 86
khan - 86
Az Paynter - 87
.indulgecountry - 89
night_browser - 89
Steel Sponge - 89
samo🦕 - 90
narp - 90
reputainbow - 91
kanubow - 91
bbfan97 - 92
Anthony / Eliza - 92
razorshark - 92
Mayman - 92
wheatsquares33 - 93
gooberdude - 93
BB🌕 - 93
Doc Indie Party Rock - 93
maine - 94
lyhom - 94
Daryl the Beryl - 94
Leaf - 95
@trilogy - 95
Gonza'90 - 95
willapted33 - 95
Beno - 96
BlurryKyle - 96
rowellfarm490 - 97
wrip - 97
Red - 98
singingrulebritannia - 98
American Idiot - 98
alexcuse - 99

Movements:
94 93 94 94 95 95 95 95 95 95 95 95 95 95 96 96 96 96 96 97 97 97 95 95 95 96 95 95 95 95 95 96 96 96 96 96 95 95 95

Performance history:
#66 Alt 2020 (Hallucinogenics) | #67 Alt 2019 (Cringe) | #81 Alt 2020 (Go Easy) | #87 AAA 2020 (Hallucinogenics) | #91 AAA 2019 (Cringe) | #92 Alt 2022 (Blood Runs Red) | #95 AAA 2020 (Go Easy) | #99 AAA 2022 (Blood Runs Red)

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{Remaining Songs}
Lost [Linkin Park]
Love from the Other Side
Sex, Drugs, Etc.
Edging
Rescue Me
Just Pretend
Rescued
Records
Emergency Contact
Kid
Sleepwalking
Call Me What You Like
Sail Away
Out of My Mind
The Loneliest
This is Why
Pages
In My Head
Dial Drunk
Dummy
New Gold
Calm Down
Hello
Pepper
Not Strong Enough
Snap
Hold Me Like a Grudge
Run Away to Mars
Eat Your Young
I'm in Love with You
The Drummer
Unlovable
Say Yes to Heaven
Cannonballers
All Caps
Surefire
Tonight
Empty Nest
Running Out of Time
Spellbinding
Ghosts Again
Tissues
Holiday
Beguiled
Did I Make You Up?
A Tip from You to Me
The Perfect Pair
Don't Let the Light Go Out
Living in a Haze
Pull Me Through
Chemical
Hollywood Baby
Where Did You Go I'm Less of a Mess These Days
Burning
Lost [Bring Me The Horizon]
Summer of Luv
Stick Season
Crying in the Shower
Those Eyes
Insomnia
The Walk Home
Fallin' with Me
Paper Machete
Over
The Narcissist
Down Here Waiting
Lux Æterna
Daytrippin
Nosebleeds
Then It All Goes Away
Supernatural
The Dumb Song
Angelica
Oh Caroline
Odyssey
Tropic Morning News
Giving Up
Wings of Time
Blame
Overcome
Creeps
More Than Machines
Romantic Homicide
Bad Things
Raw Raw
Sick of It*
Favorite Daze
Mary on a Cross
Ice Cold
Sympathy
Love Will Get You There
The Drop
I Wanna Be Your High
The Way

[wheatsquares33]

omg i forgot about stuck ep as a pulse meme like a decade ago

[Geometrical]

Cookie cutter menu music for EA Sports games these days tbh

[Anthony / Eliza]

the only decent things I've heard this guy on are EDM features; he's the JVKE of rock radio

[Steel Sponge]

Diet Zero Calorie Imagine Dragons

[SHOOTER]

[singingrulebritannia]

--#94

Multiple Song Artist? N
Highest Ranking: 21
Lowest Ranking: 100 (x4)
Top 25s: 1
Top 50s: 4
Bottom 25s: 37
Bottom 10s: 27
Bottom 5s: 14

singingrulebritannia + narp (LTB94): 96
zaclord 🌈: 99
Steel Sponge: 99
wheatsquares33: 98
Daryl the Beryl: 97
Anthony !!!!!!: 93
Red: 93
razorshark: 93
lyhom: 93
gooberdude: 94
wrip: 94
Gonza'90: 94
Fire: 94
willapted33: 94
bbfan97: 93
rowellfarm490: 93
Beno: 93
Doc Indie Party Rock + singingrulebritannia Edit: 93
Trilogy: 93
BlurryKyle: 93
DadJokes: 93
Pollen: 93
Troy: 93
kanubow: 93
reputainbow: 93
macattack: 93
Geometrical: 93
Leo ✔: 93
alexcuse: 94
🌺CountryLineDancer: 94
khan: 94
MoD: 94
CarnoTorrential: 94
Leaf: 94
samo🦕: 95
.indulgecountry: 94
American Idiot: 94
night_browser: 94
BB🌕: 94
SHOOTER: 94
Mayman: 94
Az Paynter: 94

[singingrulebritannia]

I don't think this is a huge downgrade from "Dani California" but that's just because I think "Dani California" sucks too

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{Reveal Info In Text Form} 94
Rescue Me
Dirty Heads

Year-End Position: #5
Peak: #1
Weeks: 34

638 Points
Standard Deviation: 18.43

Anthony / Eliza - 21
.indulgecountry - 27
maine - 42
🌺CountryLineDancer - 49
bbfan97 - 73
Geometrical - 74
Az Paynter - 78
DadJokes - 80
Mayman - 81
wheatsquares33 - 81
American Idiot - 81
Red - 83
Steel Sponge - 86
reputainbow - 89
wrip - 89
razorshark - 90
rowellfarm490 - 91
Butterflies & Hurricanes - 92
Gonza'90 - 92
willapted33 - 92
BlurryKyle - 92
singingrulebritannia - 92
Leo ✔ - 93
Daryl the Beryl - 93
@trilogy - 93
Fire - 94
CarnoTorrential - 94
khan - 94
macattack - 95
samo🦕 - 96
BB🌕 - 96
Leaf - 96
lyhom - 97
Beno - 97
SHOOTER - 98
night_browser - 98
gooberdude - 98
narp - 99
Doc Indie Party Rock - 99
zaclord 🌈 - 100
MoD - 100
kanubow - 100
alexcuse - 100

Movements:
98 97 93 93 93 93 94 94 94 94 94 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 94 94 94 94 94 94 95 94 94 94 94 94 94 94

Performance history:
#73 Alt 2017 (Oxygen) | #78 Alt 2010 (Lay Me Down f/ Rome Ramirez) | #83 Alt 2012 (Spread Too Thin) | #86 AAA 2010 (Lay Me Down) | #87 Alt 2011 (Stand Tall) | #87 Alt 2014 (My Sweet Summer) | #89 Alt 2021 (Rage f/ Travis Barker & Aimee Interrupter) | #90 Alt 2015 (Sound of Change) | #90 Alt 2018 (Visions f/ Kitten) | #92 Alt 2013 (Cabin by the Sea) | #93 Alt 2012 (Dance All Night f/ Matisyahu) | #94 Alt 2018 (Celebrate f/ The Unlikely Candidates) | #95 AAA 2012 (Spread Too Thin) | #95 Alt 2016 2.0 (That's All I Need) | #96 Alt 2016 1.0 (That's All I Need) | #96 Alt 2017 (Vacation) | #100 Alt 2022 (Life's Been Good)

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{Remaining Songs}
Lost [Linkin Park]
Love from the Other Side
Sex, Drugs, Etc.
Edging
Just Pretend
Rescued
Records
Emergency Contact
Kid
Sleepwalking
Call Me What You Like
Sail Away
Out of My Mind
The Loneliest
This is Why
Pages
In My Head
Dial Drunk
Dummy
New Gold
Calm Down
Hello
Pepper
Not Strong Enough
Snap
Hold Me Like a Grudge
Run Away to Mars
Eat Your Young
I'm in Love with You
The Drummer
Unlovable
Say Yes to Heaven
Cannonballers
All Caps
Surefire
Tonight
Empty Nest
Running Out of Time
Spellbinding
Ghosts Again
Tissues
Holiday
Beguiled
Did I Make You Up?
A Tip from You to Me
The Perfect Pair
Don't Let the Light Go Out
Living in a Haze
Pull Me Through
Chemical
Hollywood Baby
Where Did You Go I'm Less of a Mess These Days
Burning
Lost [Bring Me The Horizon]
Summer of Luv
Stick Season
Crying in the Shower
Those Eyes
Insomnia
The Walk Home
Fallin' with Me
Paper Machete
Over
The Narcissist
Down Here Waiting
Lux Æterna
Daytrippin
Nosebleeds
Then It All Goes Away
Supernatural
The Dumb Song
Angelica
Oh Caroline
Odyssey
Tropic Morning News
Giving Up
Wings of Time
Blame
Overcome
Creeps
More Than Machines
Romantic Homicide
Bad Things
Raw Raw
Sick of It*
Favorite Daze
Mary on a Cross
Ice Cold
Sympathy
Love Will Get You There
The Drop
I Wanna Be Your High
The Way

[Steel Sponge]

Why does the guy on the right look so pissed in the music video?

[Geometrical]

Eh, I didn't care for this but I didn't overly dislike this like my bottom 20 or so. Definitely not as bad as some of the clunkers they've released a few years ago

[singingrulebritannia]

--#93

Multiple Song Artist? Y
Highest Ranking: 28
Lowest Ranking: 99
Top 50s: 3
Bottom 25s: 32
Bottom 10s: 23
Bottom 5s: 6

singingrulebritannia + narp (LTB94): 93
zaclord 🌈: 96
Steel Sponge: 96
wheatsquares33: 95
Daryl the Beryl: 95
Anthony !!!!!!: 96
Red: 96
razorshark: 97
lyhom: 96
gooberdude: 96
wrip: 96
Gonza'90: 96
Fire: 96
willapted33: 96
bbfan97: 98
rowellfarm490: 98
Beno: 98
Doc Indie Party Rock + singingrulebritannia Edit: 95
Trilogy: 95
BlurryKyle: 95
DadJokes: 95
Pollen: 95
Troy: 94
kanubow: 94
reputainbow: 94
macattack: 94
Geometrical: 94
Leo ✔: 94
alexcuse: 93
🌺CountryLineDancer: 93
khan: 93
MoD: 93
CarnoTorrential: 93
Leaf: 93
samo🦕: 93
.indulgecountry: 93
American Idiot: 93
night_browser: 93
BB🌕: 93
SHOOTER: 93
Mayman: 93
Az Paynter: 93

[SHOOTER]

Dirty Heads songs always feel like they're trolling us.

[singingrulebritannia]

maybe you should go back to being a mess because that was when you made better music

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{Reveal Info In Text Form} 93
Where Did You Go I'm Less of a Mess These Days
Blue October

Year-End Position: #56
Peak: #18
Weeks: 20

795 Points
Standard Deviation: 18.16

.indulgecountry - 28
🌺CountryLineDancer - 30
alexcuse - 42
SHOOTER - 51
Leo ✔ - 52
Doc Indie Party Rock - 62
CarnoTorrential - 67
Butterflies & Hurricanes - 69
DadJokes - 70
zaclord 🌈 - 71
Beno - 75
American Idiot - 77
Geometrical - 81
Az Paynter - 84
BB🌕 - 86
lyhom - 86
Mayman - 88
night_browser - 88
Anthony / Eliza - 89
willapted33 - 89
singingrulebritannia - 91
@trilogy - 91
MoD - 91
Steel Sponge - 92
macattack - 92
gooberdude - 92
rowellfarm490 - 93
khan - 93
samo🦕 - 93
Leaf - 93
kanubow - 93
bbfan97 - 94
wheatsquares33 - 94
wrip - 95
BlurryKyle - 95
Daryl the Beryl - 95
narp - 95
maine - 96
Red - 96
reputainbow - 96
Fire - 96
razorshark - 98
Gonza'90 - 99

Movements:
95 95 96 96 97 96 96 96 96 96 96 98 98 98 95 95 95 95 95 94 94 94 94 94 94 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93

Performance history:
#7 Alt 2018 (I Hope You're Happy) | #7 Alt 2007 (Into the Ocean) | #19 AAA 2007 (Into The Ocean) | #26 Active 2006 (Hate Me) | #29 Alt 2006 (Hate Me) | #44 Active 2009 (Dirt Room) | #60 Alt 2014 (Bleed Out) | #61 Alt 2009 (Dirt Room) | #69 Alt 2019 (Daylight) | #74 Alt 2011 (The Chills) | #79 Alt 2009 (Say It) | #92 Alt 2020 (Oh My My)

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{Remaining Songs}
Lost [Linkin Park]
Love from the Other Side
Sex, Drugs, Etc.
Edging
Just Pretend
Rescued
Records
Emergency Contact
Kid
Sleepwalking
Call Me What You Like
Sail Away
Out of My Mind
The Loneliest
This is Why
Pages
In My Head
Dial Drunk
Dummy
New Gold
Calm Down
Hello
Pepper
Not Strong Enough
Snap
Hold Me Like a Grudge
Run Away to Mars
Eat Your Young
I'm in Love with You
The Drummer
Unlovable
Say Yes to Heaven
Cannonballers
All Caps
Surefire
Tonight
Empty Nest
Running Out of Time
Spellbinding
Ghosts Again
Tissues
Holiday
Beguiled
Did I Make You Up?
A Tip from You to Me
The Perfect Pair
Don't Let the Light Go Out
Living in a Haze
Pull Me Through
Chemical
Hollywood Baby
Burning
Lost [Bring Me The Horizon]
Summer of Luv
Stick Season
Crying in the Shower
Those Eyes
Insomnia
The Walk Home
Fallin' with Me
Paper Machete
Over
The Narcissist
Down Here Waiting
Lux Æterna
Daytrippin
Nosebleeds
Then It All Goes Away
Supernatural
The Dumb Song
Angelica
Oh Caroline
Odyssey
Tropic Morning News
Giving Up
Wings of Time
Blame
Overcome
Creeps
More Than Machines
Romantic Homicide
Bad Things
Raw Raw
Sick of It*
Favorite Daze
Mary on a Cross
Ice Cold
Sympathy
Love Will Get You There
The Drop
I Wanna Be Your High
The Way

[🌺CountryLineDancer]

I didn't know these guys are still around lol. Used to love Hate Me, but that's all I knew about them. Nowhere as good as that song, but this song was still not bad. 

[Steel Sponge]

The video is on my list for the top two music videos shot inside a grocery store - alongside Pink's "Never Gonna Not Dance Again" of course.

[singingrulebritannia]

--#92

Multiple Song Artist? N
Highest Ranking: 4
Lowest Ranking: 97
Top 5s: 1
Top 10s: 1
Top 25s: 3
Top 50s: 4
Bottom 25s: 30
Bottom 10s: 10
Bottom 5s: 2

singingrulebritannia + narp (LTB94): 84
zaclord 🌈: 86
Steel Sponge: 94
wheatsquares33: 92
Daryl the Beryl: 91
Anthony !!!!!!: 91
Red: 91
razorshark: 88
lyhom: 88
gooberdude: 91
wrip: 91
Gonza'90: 89
Fire: 91
willapted33: 91
bbfan97: 91
rowellfarm490: 91
Beno: 91
Doc Indie Party Rock + singingrulebritannia Edit: 92
Trilogy: 92
BlurryKyle: 92
DadJokes: 92
Pollen: 92
Troy: 92
kanubow: 92
reputainbow: 92
macattack: 92
Geometrical: 92
Leo ✔: 92
alexcuse: 92
🌺CountryLineDancer: 92
khan: 92
MoD: 92
CarnoTorrential: 92
Leaf: 92
samo🦕: 92
.indulgecountry: 92
American Idiot: 92
night_browser: 92
BB🌕: 92
SHOOTER: 92
Mayman: 92
Az Paynter: 92

[Optical Apex]

DEPRESSING AS FUCKING FUCK

[khan]

Part of me thinks I ranked Blue October here bottom ten just because it checks off a lot of the boxes of song qualities I already know I hate. I mean it sounds... okayish musically? Man, it was hard to sit through, though. The annoying just grew and grew.

[Optical Apex]

Mar 6, 2024 19:19:20 GMT -5 Steel Sponge said:

The video is on my list for the top two music videos shot inside a grocery store - alongside Pink's "Never Gonna Not Dance Again" of course.

What about "She Looks So Perfect" by 5 Seconds of Summer

[Steel Sponge]

Mar 6, 2024 19:22:42 GMT -5 Optical Apex said:

Mar 6, 2024 19:19:20 GMT -5 Steel Sponge said:

The video is on my list for the top two music videos shot inside a grocery store - alongside Pink's "Never Gonna Not Dance Again" of course.

What about "She Looks So Perfect" by 5 Seconds of Summer

Consider that a close third.

[singingrulebritannia]

mind the fucking gap between this and the bottom 8, holy shit lol

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{Reveal Info In Text Form} 92
Creeps
Koe Wetzel

Year-End Position: #86
Peak: #31
Weeks: 16

1006 Points
Standard Deviation: 21.18

🌺CountryLineDancer - 4
.indulgecountry - 21
SHOOTER - 21
night_browser - 45
Az Paynter - 53
zaclord 🌈 - 56
CarnoTorrential - 62
razorshark - 63
American Idiot - 68
Anthony / Eliza - 69
alexcuse - 72
narp - 72
Gonza'90 - 74
maine - 81
Leaf - 82
Daryl the Beryl - 82
wheatsquares33 - 83
Fire - 83
wrip - 84
macattack - 85
bbfan97 - 85
MoD - 86
gooberdude - 86
Beno - 87
singingrulebritannia - 87
kanubow - 87
BlurryKyle - 88
Butterflies & Hurricanes - 89
Geometrical - 89
BB🌕 - 89
lyhom - 89
rowellfarm490 - 89
@trilogy - 90
Steel Sponge - 91
khan - 91
Doc Indie Party Rock - 92
Red - 92
reputainbow - 92
willapted33 - 94
Leo ✔ - 95
Mayman - 95
DadJokes - 97
samo🦕 - 97

Movements:
92 91 91 91 88 88 91 91 89 91 91 91 91 91 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92 92

Performance history:
Debut

Spectators:

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{Remaining Songs}
Lost [Linkin Park]
Love from the Other Side
Sex, Drugs, Etc.
Edging
Just Pretend
Rescued
Records
Emergency Contact
Kid
Sleepwalking
Call Me What You Like
Sail Away
Out of My Mind
The Loneliest
This is Why
Pages
In My Head
Dial Drunk
Dummy
New Gold
Calm Down
Hello
Pepper
Not Strong Enough
Snap
Hold Me Like a Grudge
Run Away to Mars
Eat Your Young
I'm in Love with You
The Drummer
Unlovable
Say Yes to Heaven
Cannonballers
All Caps
Surefire
Tonight
Empty Nest
Running Out of Time
Spellbinding
Ghosts Again
Tissues
Holiday
Beguiled
Did I Make You Up?
A Tip from You to Me
The Perfect Pair
Don't Let the Light Go Out
Living in a Haze
Pull Me Through
Chemical
Hollywood Baby
Burning
Lost [Bring Me The Horizon]
Summer of Luv
Stick Season
Crying in the Shower
Those Eyes
Insomnia
The Walk Home
Fallin' with Me
Paper Machete
Over
The Narcissist
Down Here Waiting
Lux Æterna
Daytrippin
Nosebleeds
Then It All Goes Away
Supernatural
The Dumb Song
Angelica
Oh Caroline
Odyssey
Tropic Morning News
Giving Up
Wings of Time
Blame
Overcome
More Than Machines
Romantic Homicide
Bad Things
Raw Raw
Sick of It*
Favorite Daze
Mary on a Cross
Ice Cold
Sympathy
Love Will Get You There
The Drop
I Wanna Be Your High
The Way

[Geometrical]

The melody on this is just so unpleasant, especially that post-chorus part

[SHOOTER]

Mar 6, 2024 19:23:51 GMT -5 Steel Sponge said:

Mar 6, 2024 19:22:42 GMT -5 Optical Apex said:

What about "She Looks So Perfect" by 5 Seconds of Summer

Consider that a close third.

Tinashe's "Needs" outserved them all. Sorry. Lunchmeat lingerie >