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Post by chebingeo on Jan 5, 2004 21:38:55 GMT -5
The s**t list doubles in size this year to 60 positions!!! Shows you just how bad music was this year!
Let's begin
60. Ginuwine - Hell No I've liked maybe 2 of his songs in the past.
59. Phartell - Frontin' what the hell is this?
58. Justin Barfini - Sorry I have to put his 'sorry' ass in here.
57. Evanescence - Going Away After BMTL got overplayed, this one I hear almost everyday on CTN at least twice, and UGH!!!
56. Ron Stoppable f/Rufus - Naked Mole Rap You're thinking what I am. WTF is this?!?!?! Think the Hamsterdance only MORE annoying!!!
55. Wayne Wonder Why This Was A Hit - No Letting Go Wasn't TOO terrible but just got WAY too overplayed and still hear it today!!!
54. Boo Hoo - Let's Get Down He just gets worse and worse with every album.
53. Michael McTardald - I Heard it Through the Assvine WHY WHY WHY did he have to do a Motown covers album?!?!?! WHY WHY WHY did he have to do an album?!?!?!
52. Kiddie f**ker - Thoia Thoing Again, wtf is this? I had to hear this crap everytime there was an event at school. Is there a point??
51. Song Ruiner f/Tamia or As**tti - Into You The original was just fine. Why did Fabolous have to f**k it up?!?!?!
50. Aaron Farter - America AO Oh come on! I have to include the Prince of Poop on every shit list!
49. Desperate For Attention - I Got That Boo Boo Heard enough of this when it was suppose to be the single to chart it. Britney's worst effort yet.
48. Outkast (this song) - The Way You Moo Possibly the 2nd worst Outkast song ever (behind Rosa Parks)
47. Stoop Hogg - Bootyfull Ugh... just awful!!!
46. Trapt - Assweak I dunno what I was smoking when I decided to chart this. Downright the worst rock song of the 2nd half of 2003.
45. Blanda Perez - Angel This could've been a nice song if someone else was doing it. SHE CAN'T SING!!!
44. POD - Will You They never fail when it comes to sucking.
43. Angie Barftinez - Take You Home Thank God this was a flop, unfortunately I had the mispleasure of hearing this one in the beginning of the year!
42. Nick Cannon - Your Pops Don't Like Me Guess what? I don't like you either!
41. D-Tent Boys - Dig It This song is so stupid it's not even funny!
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Post by chebingeo on Jan 5, 2004 22:23:45 GMT -5
40. Field Gob - Sick of This Song Stupid and forgettable. Unfortunately not forgettable enough.
39. Thalia f/Fat Joke - I Want You Not that great a singer and including the Fat Joke just makes it unbearable.
38. Bad Charlotte - The Anthem The more I hear them the more annoying they sound! Just awful!!!
37. Staind Blue Dress - So Far Away More like 'It's Been Awhile' the crappy version.
36. Black Eyed Pees f/Tidy Whitey - Where is the Love Didn't Justin buy a recording studio in Compton to do his vocals for this? Overrated and completely overplayed!
35. Baby HeadBash - Suga Suga Icky icky! And I liked Frankie J's solo hit too!
34. Chitty - Holidae Inn Here we have a 5th grade dropout who has no talent. Perfect combination for success!!!
33. Michael Booton - When I Fall In Love ACK!!! MY EARS!!! Thank God they don't payola him anymore!!!!!
32. Chantal Krapiasuck - In This Life This is basically a recording of what Jewel sounded like before she went to her first yodeling class.
31. Not Worth 50 Cent - 21 Questions Just 1 question. WHY?????
30. As**tti - Rock With Ewww Continues to mess up every song she's involved in, and if she's the head act, it's even worse.
29. Cam'Crap - Hey Duh! One of the worst crossover to 2003 craps. Hey Cam! Guess what? YOU STINK!
28. Lil' Chlymedia - The Jump Off I wonder what she's jumping off? And how much did she charge? Fix yourself girl! You got a crab claw!
27. Uncle Krapper - Drift Away (PLEASE!!!) One of the most overrated things of the year!!!
26. Ja Doesn't Rule f/As**tti - Mesmerize Well at least people are realizing that Ja doesn't have any talent and never will and hopefully we'll never hear from his murder inkin ass again!
25. Jennifer Hopez f/Random Rapper - All I Have Will she ever learn? Better yet, will the public ever learn?????
24. Dave Matthews Bland - Grey Street Another one of those craps I was stuck with hearing on CTN everyday! UGH!!!
23. Smelly - Airr Forrce Ones I'm about to put on my Air Force Ones and stomp on his ugly face!
22. Pissy Elliot - Gossip Folks One Y100 thankfully skipped. Possible her worst EVER!!!
21. Beyonce f/Flava of the Month - Crazy in Love So far her solo effort without her backup singers has been a bust at least from a quality stand point!
20. Smelly - Shake Ya New Ghetto Word Oh great, more overrated overplayed crap from the crap himself!
19. Michael McDoodle - Ain't No Mountain High Enough This is just painful! What the hell do people see in this guy really?????
18. Wooben Duddard - Flying Without Wings Hopefully his career will do just that. This song deservingly wasn't the hit it was suppose to be. #1 There were many better AI contestants! #2 his cover of this song is absolutely terrible!!!
17. Not Worth 50 Cent - P.I.M.P.L.E. I wanna know exactly how much marijuana does it take to be able to enjoy one of his "songs." Cause if this keeps up, there'll be no need to legalize it cause it'll be extinct very soon!
16. Barf2k f/Pee Diddle - Dumb Dumb Dumb It's dumb! They sure don't take any expense at coming up with titles now do they?
15. Efeminem - Stupidman Eminem is another one of those overrated idiots who can record themselves taking a crap and it would still make top 10. When will people ever learn?????
14. Linkin Park - Nowhere This Belongs Y100 played this like it was a #1 hit or something. Pretty much a crappy remix of 'In The End.'
13. Eamon - (Do I Really Need To Say Anything?) This guy makes Lumidee sound on key! It'd probably be higher if it wasn't so new!
12. Lil' Jon - Get Low (REAL Low) This has no place being the hit that it was other than the fact that it was crap and apparently crap was the in thing for 2003.
11. Lil' Chlymedia f/Not Worth 50 Cent - Magic Sick Now the top 10 must REALLY be bad if this didn't get there. Fortunately, Y100 skipped this trash so the underexposure kept it out of the top 10.
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Post by Rob64 on Jan 5, 2004 22:25:44 GMT -5
59. Phartell - Frontin'what the hell is this? I can't respect your list if you have this on it. You only put that there to make Mike mad ;)
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Post by Rob64 on Jan 5, 2004 22:46:41 GMT -5
24. Dave Matthews Bland - Grey StreetAnother one of those craps I was stuck with hearing on CTN everyday! UGH!!! LOL! I know it's your list and your musical taste.. but... "Grey Street" is amazing. you only mention it because of the whole peoplebase thing.
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Post by insect2 on Jan 5, 2004 23:03:31 GMT -5
LOL, you sound like one of those stereotypical people with Tourette Syndrome.
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Post by chebingeo on Jan 5, 2004 23:07:41 GMT -5
You only put that there to make Mike mad ;) If that were the case, I would've put it in the top 10. LOL! I know it's your list and your musical taste.. but... "Grey Street" is amazing. you only mention it because of the whole peoplebase thing Do you even know what CTN is?
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Post by chebingeo on Jan 5, 2004 23:09:10 GMT -5
And finally, the top 10!!! 10. Crabfest 2003 - Can't Hold Us DownNotice how the more Christina hangs out with the walking STD herself, the more slutty she gets? 9. Beyonce f/Flava Of the Month - Baby BoyThis is by far the worst thing Ms Knowles has ever put her hands on!!! But when you're depending on the stupidity of the public, it's a safe bet![/b] 8. Christina Aguilera - DirrrrrrrrrtyOK first of all, the rr thing was stupid when Nelly did it, so what makes you think if you do it that it'll be any better? This one got unnecessarily overplayed LONG after it fell off the charts, and continues to possibly be her worst song ever! 7. Sean Poop - Get BusyAnother 'song' that I had to hear every hour I had the radio on! 6. Chitty - Wrong ThurrWhat the hell is the point of this? And of course being the trash it is, rasdio stations just ate it up! I'm sure the wrongful spelling made this idiot think he was the most clever thing to walk the planet. OK, the top 5! Now things are getting really ugly!!! 5. Efeminem - LoserselfBy far the most undeserving 'song' ever!!! The Oscars have officially lost their merit awarding this piece of crap just to be different! And it's a double whammy when Big Mouth Streisand is the presenter! Overrated, Overplayed, Overcrappy! 4. Kiddie f**ker - IgnitionPerfect message for kids. Hey all, want to have the biggest success of your career? Just commit a felony that can get you a minimum 10 years in jail! I'm sure if Enya shot somebody, her next single would be a #1 pop hit. Bounce bounce bounce bounce wtf??? Give this bozo a grammy!!! 3. Noiseslave - Like He's StonedOK one of the factors of this chart is the overplayed factor, but of course you always have to include the OMG SOMEBODY KILL ME AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY QUICK factor. Sheesh, Chris Cornell has to have THE MOST ANNOYING voice in rock history!!! Where's the "Nails of a Chalkboard" remix? That probably wouldn't be as bad cause it might actually drown out that... whatever he's doing out!!! 2. Casper - Rock Your BodyOMG OMG OMG! Justin Justin Justin! HOW can you go from an awesome song like Cry Me a River to this mindless dribble?? Not to mention having to hear this thing at least twice an hour, by far the worst thing the Tennessee born ever even thought about! Oh and much to your disappointment I've heard this thing 2 zillion times, and I never got naked by the end of the 'song!' -------------------------- 1. Not Worth 50 Cent - In Da CrudOK where do I start here? Let's start with the annoying factor: Off the charts! Now the overrated factor: Off the charts! Now the overplayed factor: Off the charts! And on behalf of every teacher in America (possibly the world for that matter), let me just say: IT'S BIRTHDAY YOU STUPID, RETARDED, ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FLUNKIE!!! B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y!Congratulations 50 Cent, you are the undisputed champion! You win the worst 'song' of the year award! And let's not stop there! You also win Worst artist of the year! Worst new artist of the year! Most Overrated artist of the year! Must I go on? And there you have it! May 2004 be a better year and hopefully the shit list will be MUCH smaller!!!
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Post by crash46 on Jan 5, 2004 23:21:23 GMT -5
Translation: A list of rap songs from 2003 with their names changed to add to the confusion of why anyone would hate the songs to begin with. ho-hum.
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Post by insect2 on Jan 5, 2004 23:25:36 GMT -5
Translation: A list of rap songs from 2003 with their names changed to add to the confusion of why anyone would hate the songs to begin with. ho-hum. Well, I think "Like A Stone" by Audioslave is going to be in his top 5 as well.
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Post by Mega248 on Jan 5, 2004 23:28:58 GMT -5
If he hates "Like A Stone" because of Chris Cornell's voice, I'm surprised he doesn't hate "Cochise" twice as much.
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Post by crash46 on Jan 5, 2004 23:39:12 GMT -5
Well of course it will. He's just mad (still) that Soundgarden videos were often shown on Friday Night, that's all.
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Post by irice22 on Jan 5, 2004 23:45:49 GMT -5
I agree with a lot of your choices, lke those dumb rap song like "Beautiful" and "Frontin'."
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Post by insect2 on Jan 6, 2004 2:27:37 GMT -5
If he hates "Like A Stone" because of Chris Cornell's voice, I'm surprised he doesn't hate "Cochise" twice as much. I assume he's never heard it. It sounds like chebingeo has some sort of unresolved anger issues. I mean, anyone who gets this upset over a song's suckiness seems like they must need therapy or some sort of counseling. Of course, that's just my opinion, and it's not like I'm a doctor. But I think he used more expletives and other insulting adjectives than I've ever seen before.
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Post by crash46 on Jan 6, 2004 2:48:10 GMT -5
What I want to know is how a person could have such an enormous hatred toward R&B and Rap music, yet know enough about it to make a year-end worst list that is over two-thirds R&B and Rap! I mean, I really don't like Country music, but you won't see any country songs on my worst-of-the-year list, because I just don't know any. He puts himself through the self torture of constantly listening to these songs he doesn't like, and insect2, that's where the unresolved anger issues come in.
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Post by Rob64 on Jan 6, 2004 6:42:11 GMT -5
It's simple. He listens to Rick Dees and they've all made the chart.
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Post by af18c on Jan 6, 2004 10:15:45 GMT -5
8. Christina Aguilera - DirrrrrrrrrtyOK first of all, the rr thing was stupid when Nelly did it, so what makes you think if you do it that it'll be any better? This one got unnecessarily overplayed LONG after it fell off the charts, and continues to possibly be her worst song ever! This was a 2002, not 2003...
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Post by Libra on Jan 6, 2004 10:43:18 GMT -5
It (barely) managed to last into 2003. John - you really went overboard in your descriptions this year. Try toning it down for next year.
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Post by j on Jan 6, 2004 13:33:23 GMT -5
It's simple. He listens to Rick Dees and they've all made the chart. Well then, chebingeo can simply stop listening to Rick Dees and it'll solve the problem. After all Rick recycles all his jokes and chebingeo cannot stand half the songs on the countdown anyway. Then there wouldn't be a need to make a "shit list".
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Post by Rob64 on Jan 6, 2004 13:55:36 GMT -5
That's ridiculous. Why not just tell him to stop listening to the radio then? Why don't you go in every topic where somebody complains that a song is bad and tell them to stop listening to AT40?
I'll agree this list was a bit much, but still...
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Post by chebingeo on Jan 6, 2004 14:48:02 GMT -5
Several of these songs didn't get much radio airplay, but I've had the unfortunate pleasure of hearing most of them from outside sources like at school functions or on CTN (which I'm forced to listen to when I work). Chingy, DMB, Evanescnece among others were mostly a result of that.
And to keep myself from getting banned from the boards, I just put all my anger & cussing in one post and get it over with. I should be good for awhile now.
I think I heard Cochise once, but I might have blocked it out of my mind.
Problem is, (especially with rap) everything has been a case of quantity over quality, and that's why you see a lot of rap influence here.
BTW I did the math, and 25 out of 60 were rap. Most of these entries were either a case of overexposure, or a case of the artist has done so much better in the past (like Justin Timberlake, Ginuwine, R Kelly, Jennifer Lopez, BeyoncΓ©, etc...) that this was a sad case.
I'm not exposed to too much country, so I really can't include much of it. The only song I considered (but ending up just getting a dishonorable mention) was Gary Allen's Man to Man.
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Post by chebingeo on Jan 6, 2004 14:51:53 GMT -5
Well of course it will. He's just mad (still) that Soundgarden videos were often shown on Friday Night, that's all. I've only seen 1 Soundgarden video on FN.
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Post by j on Jan 6, 2004 15:46:37 GMT -5
That's ridiculous. Why not just tell him to stop listening to the radio then? Because chebingeo himself mentioned more than once in his post things along the line of "Thank goodness Y100 didn't play this." (I assume Y100 is the pop station he listens to.)
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Post by EvanJ on Jan 6, 2004 18:50:51 GMT -5
Y100 is WHYI. I agree with what somebody said in that I'm surprised he goes to CHR-Pop station concerts.
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Post by Devil Marlena Nylund on Jan 6, 2004 20:00:04 GMT -5
I dunno. For me, if I hate a song, I simply never listen to it again and since I rarely listen to the radio, it doesn't happen often that I hear a song I don't like. It would be tough for me to make a chart like this although it would be fun. I'm wondering how Chantal, for example, made John's list because the only possible time he could have heard her was when he listened to it himself voluntarily since I'm sure no stations or any other form of media in Florida plays it, therefore I think Rob's theory of putting it there because of me could almost be spot on! ;) But I don't care because one's opinion is one's opinion.... Speaking of which, when you use more cursing than half of the rap songs on the list have and when you're a big fan of Clay Aiken, I wouldn't really give much credit to this list. LOL! ;)
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Post by chebingeo on Jan 7, 2004 1:35:30 GMT -5
I wouldn't really give much credit to this list. LOL! ;) This coming from somebody who charts his own songs and gave the "Male Artist of the Millenium Award" to himself? Maybe we shouldn't give The Max chart or the MT40 much credit either? And what I find amazing is most of the people who are complaining about the way I chose to go with the descriptions are most of the same people who think Eminem is a god. Oh and rechecking this, I only found seven bleeps out of 60 songs. I'd bet money that half of the complainers in here curse more in one conversation with their friends than I have on this entire board. And why am I also convinced that had someone else like crash46, or anyone else for that matter, posted this chart with the exact same wording, this probably would've been considered one of the greatest, funniest, and classic posts of all time on Pulse?
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Post by crash46 on Jan 7, 2004 10:37:51 GMT -5
I appreciate being held in such regard, but while you rely on changing the titles and artist names into semi-rhyming derogatory words, I normally try to be a little more descriptive.
Come to think about it, there's only like 5 songs from 2003 that I truly hated. So I couldn't make a list like yours even if I tried.
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Post by Devil Marlena Nylund on Jan 7, 2004 13:22:49 GMT -5
This coming from somebody who charts his own songs and gave the "Male Artist of the Millenium Award" to himself? Maybe we shouldn't give The Max chart or the MT40 much credit either? Although I do mention my chart MT40 on here quite often, it's not really a chart that anyone other than myself should really take as anything more than just a small hobby for me. I don't "chart myself" for the sake of charting myself. I don't chart MB on MT40 for the sake of putting myself on the chart. Every MB song doesn't go Top 10 or #1 or Top 40. I don't consider MT40 to be a chart that I base on my opinions and likes and dislikes. I can't explain what the chart is based on really. To me, when it comes to MT40, MB isn't "myself". I'm not going to spend anymore time explain that to you because you wouldn't understand or want to understand. I also don't remember giving myself a Millenium award. I've never made up an award like that.
But it is in my opinion that if you hate all rap songs, your opinion on a rap song can't really count for much. That's not discounting your total opinion. It's the same as someone asking me what I thought of the new Clay Aiken song. I don't like Clay. Don't like American Idol so whatever opinion I might have (99% chance it would be negative), is totally insignificant because it's obviously biased from the get-go.
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Post by krazymack on Jan 9, 2004 19:14:24 GMT -5
And to keep myself from getting banned from the boards, I just put all my anger & cussing in one post and get it over with. I should be good for awhile now. Yeah and using names like "Hopez," "Barftinez," and "Ash*tti" is pretty darn derogatory, in my opinion. WTF??? :o Continue to use those names with discretion if you may. LOL!
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Post by Radical347 on Jan 12, 2004 0:20:58 GMT -5
Come to think about it, there's only like 5 songs from 2003 that I truly hated. So I couldn't make a list like yours even if I tried. Fighter, Ladies, Addicted, Bump Bump Bump, and which other?
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Post by crash46 on Jan 12, 2004 0:30:16 GMT -5
My Love Is Like Wo and Can't Hold Us Down are also supremely horrible. Maybe I could add four more songs out of the D-range and round out a top ten.
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