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Post by jamatthews on Jun 20, 2004 16:55:24 GMT -5
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT TOO! I used to think it was dog child. I really thought it was quite rude.
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Post by strong4PMB! on Jun 21, 2004 2:56:01 GMT -5
"It's been a long time, 'cause she's a lesbian" instead of "It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you" in Aaliyah's "Try Again"
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Post by Hervard on Jun 21, 2004 8:52:50 GMT -5
LOL Yeah, I know, that does sound pretty bad. Another song, "Rain On The Scarecrow" by John Cougar Mellencamp. The real lyrics are "Grandma's on the front porch with a bible in her hand" I thought he was singing, "...with a bottle in her hand." Actually, all the websites I see say it says, "Grandma's on the front porch swing", but I've played the song at many different speeds and never heard the word "swing". Another song that comes to mind is "Caught In The Game", a low-charter in late 1983 by Survivor. I misheard many lyrics in this one. Correct lyrics: "Too many times in the past when you open up your heart. You've had it broken in pieces by too many lies" Misheard lyrics: "...when you open up your arms. You've had them broken in pieces by too many lives" (then I thought it might be "Your heart is broken in pieces") Correct: "When she flashes those eyes" Misheard lyrics: "When she patches those hives" Correct lyrics: "Like fools we are caught in the game" Misheard lyrics: "That proves me I'm caught in the game" Correct lyrics: "For purely conversation" Misheard lyrics "For puny conversation"
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Post by BritneyFan4Life on Jun 23, 2004 20:11:59 GMT -5
Christina Aguilera "Dirrty" misheard lyric: "too dirrty to clean my afro" correct: "too dirrty to clean my act up" Britney Spears "I'm A Slave 4 U" misheard: "leaving behind my lemonade" correct: "leaving behind my name and age"
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Post by mst3k on Jun 24, 2004 3:21:16 GMT -5
misheard lyric: "too dirrty to clean my afro" LMAO
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Post by Hervard on Jun 26, 2004 17:05:10 GMT -5
Remember that Tony! Toni! Tone! song called "If I Had No Loot" from 1993? There was someone yelling something during the chorus that was supposedly "And do the New Jack Swing comin' atcha". It sounds more like they're saying "And you can New Jack Swing on my nuts!"
A similar thing is in Color Me Badd's "I Wanna Sex You Up". You can hear someone yelling, "I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA PLAY THIS SONG!". I thought he was saying "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY THAT SONG!"
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Post by strong4PMB! on Jun 27, 2004 2:48:36 GMT -5
"I've got blue in my tooth" instead of "Find out who I am too" in TLC's "Unpretty"
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Post by Bcacb on Jun 27, 2004 4:01:07 GMT -5
Yeah, I know, that does sound pretty bad. Another song, "Rain On The Scarecrow" by John Cougar Mellencamp. The real lyrics are "Grandma's on the front porch with a bible in her hand" I thought he was singing, "...with a bottle in her hand." Actually, all the websites I see say it says, "Grandma's on the front porch swing", but I've played the song at many different speeds and never heard the word "swing". I learned this in school, but I think that song was inspired by "The Grapes of Wrath." Thanks, Ben
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Post by Hervard on Sept 15, 2004 9:37:03 GMT -5
Time to revive this topic after dormancy over pretty much the entire summer...
I'm sure you've heard about the misheard lyrics of "Groovin'" by the Young Rascals, when they say "you and me endlessly Groovin'", some people thought they were saying "You and me and Leslie". Well, there's a song with a similar misheard lyric, "I Don't Need You" by Kenny Rogers. At the very end of the song, Kenny's singing, "We don't need each other baby - or do we?" It sort of sounds like he's saying "...or Dewey" (so Hal and Lois are getting rid of him?? Poor kid!)
Another song I heard yesterday was "Say A Prayer" by Breathe. There's a lyric in the middle of the second verse, "You'll be crying out in shame for mercy" I swear, it sounds like they're saying "...for Rotsee".
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Post by George Tropicana on Sept 15, 2004 12:34:06 GMT -5
"Rick Dee's a dealer, his nickname is the healer" in Kaci's "Intervention Divine." That's why I thought KIIS-FM wouldn't add the song. :(
Instead the line is "Frankie's a dealer, His nickname is 'The Healer', He makes a living helping people die..."
-- Also: "Shakin' my ass, with lots of class, that's right" in Toy's "Just Wanna Dance." Instead, it's "Shakin' my ass, with lots of class, that's why"
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Post by reception on Sept 15, 2004 16:45:29 GMT -5
I keep thinking the "Iko Iko" song has the lyrics "jacking off in the lake" ???
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Post by mst3k on Sept 15, 2004 17:44:23 GMT -5
I keep thinking the "Iko Iko" song has the lyrics "jacking off in the lake" ??? Hehe... I always interpreted it as "jacking off in our hands". I have no clue what the real lyric is.
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Post by PR on Sept 20, 2004 17:59:38 GMT -5
In the song My Place by Nelly and Jahiem, I was sure that he was saying in the chorus, "sit your ass down and take a seat you're my asian-eyed girl".
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Post by reception on Sept 20, 2004 19:21:37 GMT -5
In the song My Place by Nelly and Jahiem, I was sure that he was saying in the chorus, "sit your ass down and take a seat you're my asian-eyed girl". If that were true, he would probably be referring to Toya.
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Post by HER MINAJesty on Sept 20, 2004 21:47:21 GMT -5
LOL today I saw the video Lil' Romeo "My Baby" as the flashback on 106 & Park, and I remember I used to think the little girl said...
"Oh Romeo, the kid is porno!"
lol! but I later discovered she said "Oh Romeo, the cutest boy I know!"
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Post by strong4PMB! on Sept 20, 2004 21:56:47 GMT -5
"Rick Dee's a dealer, his nickname is the healer" in Kaci's "Intervention Divine." That's why I thought KIIS-FM wouldn't add the song. :( Instead the line is "Frankie's a dealer, His nickname is 'The Healer', He makes a living helping people die..." Also: "Lycos surfin', revenge at school is certain, he's clickin' triple W dot com." instead of "Michael's surfin', revenge at school is certain, he's clickin' triple W dot bomb."
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Post by mst3k on Sept 22, 2004 13:38:57 GMT -5
Janet Jackson's "What Have You Done For Me Lately": "If I did not cook for us we'd starve to death... in dogshit"
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Post by Hervard on May 10, 2005 10:54:35 GMT -5
In SonicFlood's top ten song from last year, at the beginning, as well as throughout the song, they sing, "Wa ooo, wa ooo" It sounds sort of like they're singing, "Raoul, Raoul".
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Post by allow that on May 10, 2005 11:29:04 GMT -5
This is kind of gross, but in Marc Anthony's "I Need To Know" when he says "It's getting harder not to think of you," I always thought he said "It's getting harder when I finger you."
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Post by Ezekiel 23:20–21 on May 10, 2005 13:01:38 GMT -5
This is kind of gross, but in Marc Anthony's "I Need To Know" when he says "It's getting harder not to think of you," I always thought he said "It's getting harder when I finger you." ROFLMAO! That's not that strange. It's more funny than gross.
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Post by reception on May 11, 2005 17:35:20 GMT -5
Johnnie Taylor "Disco Lady" I'm not sure about: move it in, move it out That's what I thought.
Move it in Move it round.
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Post by [upsilon]™ on May 11, 2005 18:01:43 GMT -5
This is embarassing for me, but in a few parts on Nelly Furtado's "Explode", this is what I thought she said, and what she actually said: > What I thought: -Lera's face burnt of the memory of bedroom fun/Lighter side of hair spray/ What she said: -Vera's face burnt of the memory of bedroom fun/With a lighter and some hairspray/ What I thought: -Got a shine now and its more than a butterscotch/more than a butterscotch/ What she said: -Got a shiner now and its more than a battle scar/More than a battle scar. LOL... I thought Dido said that too. lol That reminds me, I thought Mandy sang, "And all the world is bent with ****," in "Senses Working Overtime." It kind of shocked me until I listened to it more carefully. Ditto here. I was actually singing that until my friends corrected me.
How about that scatting in Amerie's "One Thing" I swear she says "gobble gobble gobble". And it's not just me, since some of my classmates think that too.
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Post by automyskin89 on May 11, 2005 18:41:15 GMT -5
Hilary Duff - "Fly" I thought it was : Fly, Open Up The Portal of you now wants to hideaway.
It's part.
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Post by reception on Feb 5, 2006 18:26:31 GMT -5
In "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
Drop a heart, break a name We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
I thought it was break a nail at first.
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Post by Luicille Ball's 3rd Cousin on Feb 5, 2006 19:01:01 GMT -5
In Madonna's Jump:
"I work and I fight till' i find a place on my own"
I always thought it was:
"I work in a factory " " "
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Post by tortuga on Feb 5, 2006 19:11:23 GMT -5
Madonna - Hung Up
Misheard: "Waiting For Your Cock Every Night And Day" Real: "Waiting For Your Call Every Night And Day"
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Post by Fir3bolt on Feb 5, 2006 20:47:32 GMT -5
Xtina - Genie in a Bottle
Wrong: "I'm a genie in a bottle, Baby. Come, come and let Meow." Right: "I'm a genie in a bottle, Baby. Come, come and let me out."
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Post by Hervard on Feb 5, 2006 23:25:18 GMT -5
When I first heard the Jets song "Cross My Broken Heart", I thought they were going dirty on us.
The correct lyrics: Cross My Broken Heart, boy
The lyrics I misheard: Bunch of f*ckin' hogwash
(of course, I probably should have known better, as they would never allow such offensive language on the radio).
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Post by clem on Feb 7, 2006 4:22:18 GMT -5
Madonna - Hung Up Misheard: "Waiting For Your Cock Every Night And Day" Real: "Waiting For Your Call Every Night And Day" LOL! This interpretation of "Sugar, We're Going Down" always cracks me up: Am I more than you bargained for? EH?!!? Oooy been dying to tell yuuuuu anytheeee You are a hair dashes I am this week Lying the brass Missing the malls RRNNEEEAAHHH I'm just the nuts in your bedpost but sauce in your nyunn?? in your song drop a hole Make a name we sniffing ink...the seeping for the roll tear we're going down tuuu in a luleelurah in suugah we're goin' down swingin' I'll beer another one with a bullet A lilly gone codplexxx clock in and pulling we're going down tuuu in a luleelurah in suugah we're goin' down swingin' I'll beer another one with a bullet A lilly gone codplexxx clock in and pulling Am I more than you bargained for? EH?!!? AWWW!!! Oh, don't mind me. I'm watching you two from the closet Wishing to be the friction in your jeans Is'nt it messed up how i'm just dying to be him I'm just the nuts in your bedpost but sauce in your nyunn?? in your song drop a whore Make a name we sniffing ink...the seeping for the roll tear we're going down tuuu in a luleelurah in suugah we're goin' down swingin' I'll beer another one with a bullet A lilly gone codplexxx clock in and pulling we're going down tuuu in a luleelurah in suugah we're goin' down swingin' I'll beer another one with a bullet A lilly gone codplexxx clock in and pulling we're going down tuuu in a luleelurah in suugah we're goin' down swingin' I'll beer another one with a bullet A lilly gone codplexxx clock in and pulling We're goin' DAAADAAAA (daaaaddaaaaa) DAAAAADAAAAA (daaaaddaaaaa) We're goin' DAAADAAAA (daaaaddaaaaa) A lilly gone codplexxx clock in and pulling we're going down tuuu in a luleelurah in suugah we're goin' down swingin' I'll do one more beer in a bullet A really gone godglass clock in and poop it
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Post by Hervard on Feb 7, 2006 19:26:22 GMT -5
I keep thinking the "Iko Iko" song has the lyrics "jacking off in the lake" ??? Hehe... I always interpreted it as "jacking off in our hands". I have no clue what the real lyric is. Jockomo feena nay.
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