Jessica's Top 40 Chart Thread!
May 18, 2013 1:08:58 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 1:08:58 GMT -5
ONE PILL MAKES YOU LARGER, AND ONE PILL MAKES YOU SMALL, AND THE ONES THAT MOTHER GIVES YOU, DON'T DOOOOOO ANYTHIIIINGGG AT ALLLLLLLLLLLL… Whoops, sorry about that folks! I was so preoccupied in Grace Slick's flawlessness that I didn't realize it was that time again – JT40 commentary time! Here we go! 
First off, I need an excuse to say what I'm about to say, so here it goes. One of this week's dropoffs is Cher Lloyd with “With Ur Love”. HOT JEFFERSON STARSHIP REMAKE!
Now that I got that off my chest, time to announce #1! This is the tenth time I have said this in 2013 – ladies and gentlemen, we have a new #1. And you guys will never guess who it is! The new #1 this week is also the week's highest debut, debuting all the way at #1. Korean singer PSY gets his first chart entry and first ever #1 with the legendary, iconic, masterpiece that is “Gentleman”. :)
… April may be over but that still doesn't stop me from trying to fool ya! Actually the new #1 this week is up from #2 last week, scoring her first #1 is Demi Lovato with “Heart Attack”. Lovato is the first ex-Disney star from the 2000's to score a #1 on my chart since Hilary Duff went to #1 with “So Yesterday” in 2003 and “Come Clean” in 2004. Not gonna lie – I originally intended to have “Heart Attack” peak at #2, but after listening to the Demi album last week, I had to let it go to #1. I did NOT have high hopes for that album because I wasn't very crazy about Unbroken (four words: You're My Only Shorty). But it's a fantastic album and I'll even go as far to say my favorite album of 2013 so far. Very pop. A lot of the ballads remind me a bit of Kelly Clarkson and we all know how much I love my Kellbell! Wow, when's the last time someone called her that? But anyway I digress.
Queensryche get their first top five hit in four years with “Redemption”, up from #7 to #5. They last reached the top five in 2009 with “Home Again”, which peaked at #2. ehT srooD kcus. Hmmm, I don't know where that came from. That's not like me to talk backwards like that. Oh well! ;) Also, Black Sabbath enter the top ten with “God Is Dead?” up from #11 to #9.
Three songs enter the top 20 this week – Mariah Carey's “Beautiful” (23-12), Dead Sara's “Lemon Scent” (21-18), and Carrie Underwood's “See You Again” (22-19). I want a Chanel bag.
Other notable climbers this week include Doro's “Coldhearted Lover” (14-11), Fall Out Boy & Courtney Love's “Rat A Tat” (15-13), Nikki Williams' “Glowing” (17-14), Macklemore & Ryan Lewis's “Can't Hold Us” (30-21), and Maroon 5's “Love Somebody” (26-24).
The week's… highest debut! comes from QUEEN LITA FORD! My goal is to chart EVERY SINGLE TRACK on her latest album, Living Like A Runaway, so for those of you who want Lita to fuck off, THAT'S TOO BAD BROTHA! Her song, “Hate”, debuts at #29. Also debuting this week are Deep Purple with their first chart entry, “Hell To Pay”, at #32, Fleetwood Mac with their first chart entry in ten years, “Sad Angel” (they last charted with “Peacekeeper”), Demi Lovato with “Made In The USA”, Ariana Grande with her first chart entry, ”I Want You” “The Way”, and Megadeth with “Super Collider”.
Now it's time for Evil Song Of The Week, and tonight we're spotlighting PSY with “Gentleman”. If you haven't heard it yet, unfortunately, here it is.
WHY IS THIS MOFO STILL AROUND?? As if “Gangnam Style”, one of the stupidest songs ever recorded, wasn't bad enough! I really hope this flops but I am a bit worried as I believe this is off to a good start actually :/ I know his music is supposed to be in good fun like the “Macarena” and shit but at least “Macarena” was catchy, *sigh* is just stupid. PLEASE RETIRE AND GO AWAY KTHNXBYE.
Before I wrap things up, I would like to say that this week's chart is dedicated to one of my all-time favorite singers and a heavy metal icon, Ronnie James Dio, who passed away at the age of 67 on May 16, 2010. He battled stomach cancer for six months. R.I.P. Ronnie – still miss your voice so much! :(
Have a great weekend and enjoy the chart!
TW LW WOC Artist / Title Peak
1 2 11 Demi Lovato – “Heart Attack” 1 (1 week)
2 1 11 Lita Ford – “Relentless” 1 (2 weeks)
3 3 5 Garbage & Screaming Females – “Because The Night” 3
4 4 12 Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors” 4
5 7 8 Queensryche – “Redemption” 5
6 5 12 Heart – “A Million Miles” 1 (2 weeks)
7 8 9 Dave Grohl & Stevie Nicks – “You Can't Fix This” 7
8 10 7 Garbage – “Love Like Suicide” 8
9 11 4 Black Sabbath – “God Is Dead?” 9
10 6 12 Rush – “The Anarchist” 2
11 14 6 Doro – “Coldhearted Lover” 11
12 23 2 Mariah Carey featuring Miguel – “Beautiful” 12
13 15 5 Fall Out Boy featuring Courtney Love – “Rat A Tat” 13
14 17 7 Nikki Williams – “Glowing” 14
15 16 8 Alice In Chains – “Stone” 15
16 18 6 Selena Gomez – “Come And Get It” 16
17 9 12 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis featuring Wanz – “Thrift Shop” 9
18 21 7 Dead Sara – “Lemon Scent” 18
19 22 5 Carrie Underwood – “See You Again” 19
20 12 11 Girls Aloud – “On The Metro” 6
21 30 3 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis featuring Ray Dalton – “Can't Hold Us” 21
22 25 4 Naomi Striemer – “Earth & Sky” 22
23 13 10 Daughtry featuring Brad Arnold – “In The Air Tonight” 8
24 26 3 Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody” 24
25 27 4 Ke$ha – “Crazy Kids” 25
26 19 13 Mariah Carey – “Almost Home” 1 (1 week)
27 20 15 Christina Aguilera – “Let There Be Love” 2
28 29 3 Paramore – “Still Into You” 28
29 NEW 1 Lita Ford – “Hate” 29
30 31 3 Taylor Swift – “22” 30
31 33 3 Bruno Mars – “When I Was Your Man” 31
32 NEW 1 Deep Purple – “Hell To Pay” 32
33 32 50 Lita Ford – “Living Like A Runaway” 1 (14 weeks)
34 34 3 Pink – “Just Give Me A Reason” 34
35 NEW 1 Fleetwood Mac – “Sad Angel” 35
36 NEW 1 Demi Lovato – “Made In The USA” 36
37 NEW 1 Ariana Grande featuring Mac Miller – “The Way” 37
38 NEW 1 Megadeth – “Super Collider” 38
39 24 16 Jewel & Kelly Clarkson – “Foolish Games” 1 (1 week)
40 28 18 Heart – “Stairway To Heaven (Live At The Kennedy Center Honors)” 1 (1 week)
Dropping out:
Lita Ford – “Asylum” (#1 for 5 weeks)
Cher Lloyd – “With Ur Love” (#25)
MKS – “Lay Down In Swimming Pools” (#17)
Slash featuring Myles Kennedy – “Anastasia” (#9)
Rush – “Seven Cities Of Gold” (#1 for 2 weeks)
Tori Amos – “Flavor” (#17)
Bubbling Under:
A Pale Horse Named Death – Shallow Grave
Beady Eye – Second Bite Of The Apple
Belinda Carlisle – Sun
Biffy Clyro - Black Chandelier
Bon Jovi – What About Now
Britney Spears – Ooh La La
Deep Purple – All The Time In The World
Delain – Are You Done With Me
J. Cole featuring Miguel – Power Trip
Jennifer Lopez featuring Pitbull – Live It Up
Jessica Tyler – Mr. Perfect
Krewella – Alive
Little Mix – Wings
Matchbox 20 – Our Song
Orianthi – You Don't Know
Pink featuring Lily Allen – True Love
Robin Thicke featuring T.I. & Pharrell – Blurred Lines
Saxon – Sacrifice
Tamar Braxton – Love And War
Tamia – Give Me You
Whitehorse – Devil's Got A Gun
FLASHBACK SEGMENT
First off, I need an excuse to say what I'm about to say, so here it goes. One of this week's dropoffs is Cher Lloyd with “With Ur Love”. HOT JEFFERSON STARSHIP REMAKE!
Now that I got that off my chest, time to announce #1! This is the tenth time I have said this in 2013 – ladies and gentlemen, we have a new #1. And you guys will never guess who it is! The new #1 this week is also the week's highest debut, debuting all the way at #1. Korean singer PSY gets his first chart entry and first ever #1 with the legendary, iconic, masterpiece that is “Gentleman”. :)
… April may be over but that still doesn't stop me from trying to fool ya!
Actually the new #1 this week is up from #2 last week, scoring her first #1 is Demi Lovato with “Heart Attack”. Lovato is the first ex-Disney star from the 2000's to score a #1 on my chart since Hilary Duff went to #1 with “So Yesterday” in 2003 and “Come Clean” in 2004. Not gonna lie – I originally intended to have “Heart Attack” peak at #2, but after listening to the Demi album last week, I had to let it go to #1. I did NOT have high hopes for that album because I wasn't very crazy about Unbroken (four words: You're My Only Shorty). But it's a fantastic album and I'll even go as far to say my favorite album of 2013 so far. Very pop. A lot of the ballads remind me a bit of Kelly Clarkson and we all know how much I love my Kellbell! Wow, when's the last time someone called her that? But anyway I digress.Queensryche get their first top five hit in four years with “Redemption”, up from #7 to #5. They last reached the top five in 2009 with “Home Again”, which peaked at #2. ehT srooD kcus. Hmmm, I don't know where that came from. That's not like me to talk backwards like that. Oh well! ;) Also, Black Sabbath enter the top ten with “God Is Dead?” up from #11 to #9.
Three songs enter the top 20 this week – Mariah Carey's “Beautiful” (23-12), Dead Sara's “Lemon Scent” (21-18), and Carrie Underwood's “See You Again” (22-19). I want a Chanel bag.
Other notable climbers this week include Doro's “Coldhearted Lover” (14-11), Fall Out Boy & Courtney Love's “Rat A Tat” (15-13), Nikki Williams' “Glowing” (17-14), Macklemore & Ryan Lewis's “Can't Hold Us” (30-21), and Maroon 5's “Love Somebody” (26-24).
The week's… highest debut! comes from QUEEN LITA FORD!
My goal is to chart EVERY SINGLE TRACK on her latest album, Living Like A Runaway, so for those of you who want Lita to fuck off, THAT'S TOO BAD BROTHA! Her song, “Hate”, debuts at #29. Also debuting this week are Deep Purple with their first chart entry, “Hell To Pay”, at #32, Fleetwood Mac with their first chart entry in ten years, “Sad Angel” (they last charted with “Peacekeeper”), Demi Lovato with “Made In The USA”, Ariana Grande with her first chart entry, Now it's time for Evil Song Of The Week, and tonight we're spotlighting PSY with “Gentleman”. If you haven't heard it yet, unfortunately, here it is.
WHY IS THIS MOFO STILL AROUND?? As if “Gangnam Style”, one of the stupidest songs ever recorded, wasn't bad enough! I really hope this flops but I am a bit worried as I believe this is off to a good start actually :/ I know his music is supposed to be in good fun like the “Macarena” and shit but at least “Macarena” was catchy, *sigh* is just stupid. PLEASE RETIRE AND GO AWAY KTHNXBYE.
Before I wrap things up, I would like to say that this week's chart is dedicated to one of my all-time favorite singers and a heavy metal icon, Ronnie James Dio, who passed away at the age of 67 on May 16, 2010. He battled stomach cancer for six months. R.I.P. Ronnie – still miss your voice so much! :(
Have a great weekend and enjoy the chart!
TW LW WOC Artist / Title Peak
1 2 11 Demi Lovato – “Heart Attack” 1 (1 week)
2 1 11 Lita Ford – “Relentless” 1 (2 weeks)
3 3 5 Garbage & Screaming Females – “Because The Night” 3
4 4 12 Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors” 4
5 7 8 Queensryche – “Redemption” 5
6 5 12 Heart – “A Million Miles” 1 (2 weeks)
7 8 9 Dave Grohl & Stevie Nicks – “You Can't Fix This” 7
8 10 7 Garbage – “Love Like Suicide” 8
9 11 4 Black Sabbath – “God Is Dead?” 9
10 6 12 Rush – “The Anarchist” 2
11 14 6 Doro – “Coldhearted Lover” 11
12 23 2 Mariah Carey featuring Miguel – “Beautiful” 12
13 15 5 Fall Out Boy featuring Courtney Love – “Rat A Tat” 13
14 17 7 Nikki Williams – “Glowing” 14
15 16 8 Alice In Chains – “Stone” 15
16 18 6 Selena Gomez – “Come And Get It” 16
17 9 12 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis featuring Wanz – “Thrift Shop” 9
18 21 7 Dead Sara – “Lemon Scent” 18
19 22 5 Carrie Underwood – “See You Again” 19
20 12 11 Girls Aloud – “On The Metro” 6
21 30 3 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis featuring Ray Dalton – “Can't Hold Us” 21
22 25 4 Naomi Striemer – “Earth & Sky” 22
23 13 10 Daughtry featuring Brad Arnold – “In The Air Tonight” 8
24 26 3 Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody” 24
25 27 4 Ke$ha – “Crazy Kids” 25
26 19 13 Mariah Carey – “Almost Home” 1 (1 week)
27 20 15 Christina Aguilera – “Let There Be Love” 2
28 29 3 Paramore – “Still Into You” 28
29 NEW 1 Lita Ford – “Hate” 29
30 31 3 Taylor Swift – “22” 30
31 33 3 Bruno Mars – “When I Was Your Man” 31
32 NEW 1 Deep Purple – “Hell To Pay” 32
33 32 50 Lita Ford – “Living Like A Runaway” 1 (14 weeks)
34 34 3 Pink – “Just Give Me A Reason” 34
35 NEW 1 Fleetwood Mac – “Sad Angel” 35
36 NEW 1 Demi Lovato – “Made In The USA” 36
37 NEW 1 Ariana Grande featuring Mac Miller – “The Way” 37
38 NEW 1 Megadeth – “Super Collider” 38
39 24 16 Jewel & Kelly Clarkson – “Foolish Games” 1 (1 week)
40 28 18 Heart – “Stairway To Heaven (Live At The Kennedy Center Honors)” 1 (1 week)
Dropping out:
Lita Ford – “Asylum” (#1 for 5 weeks)
Cher Lloyd – “With Ur Love” (#25)
MKS – “Lay Down In Swimming Pools” (#17)
Slash featuring Myles Kennedy – “Anastasia” (#9)
Rush – “Seven Cities Of Gold” (#1 for 2 weeks)
Tori Amos – “Flavor” (#17)
Bubbling Under:
A Pale Horse Named Death – Shallow Grave
Beady Eye – Second Bite Of The Apple
Belinda Carlisle – Sun
Biffy Clyro - Black Chandelier
Bon Jovi – What About Now
Britney Spears – Ooh La La
Deep Purple – All The Time In The World
Delain – Are You Done With Me
J. Cole featuring Miguel – Power Trip
Jennifer Lopez featuring Pitbull – Live It Up
Jessica Tyler – Mr. Perfect
Krewella – Alive
Little Mix – Wings
Matchbox 20 – Our Song
Orianthi – You Don't Know
Pink featuring Lily Allen – True Love
Robin Thicke featuring T.I. & Pharrell – Blurred Lines
Saxon – Sacrifice
Tamar Braxton – Love And War
Tamia – Give Me You
Whitehorse – Devil's Got A Gun
FLASHBACK SEGMENT
Jessica's Top 25 - May 16, 2010
TW LW Weeks on chart Title/Artist Peak
1 2 10 Dio - "Electra" 1 (1 week)
2 1 11 Hole - "Skinny Little Bitch" 1 (7 weeks)
3 4 5 Ozzy Osbourne - "Let Me Hear You Scream" 3
4 5 6 B.O.B. featuring Hayley Williams – “Airplanes” 4
5 3 12 Scorpions - "Raised On Rock" 1 (2 weeks)
6 14 5 Brian Posehn - "More Metal Than You" 6
7 15 4 Trina featuring Diddy & Keri Hilson - "Million Dollar Girl" 7
8 17 2 Accept - "Teutonic Terror" 8
9 6 9 Accept - "The Abyss" 4
10 7 11 Armored Saint - "Left Hook From Right Field" 5
DEBUTS:
19 NEW 1 Hole - "Pacific Coast Highway" 19
22 NEW 1 Green Day - "Last Of The American Girls" 22
TW LW Weeks on chart Title/Artist Peak
1 2 10 Dio - "Electra" 1 (1 week)
2 1 11 Hole - "Skinny Little Bitch" 1 (7 weeks)
3 4 5 Ozzy Osbourne - "Let Me Hear You Scream" 3
4 5 6 B.O.B. featuring Hayley Williams – “Airplanes” 4
5 3 12 Scorpions - "Raised On Rock" 1 (2 weeks)
6 14 5 Brian Posehn - "More Metal Than You" 6
7 15 4 Trina featuring Diddy & Keri Hilson - "Million Dollar Girl" 7
8 17 2 Accept - "Teutonic Terror" 8
9 6 9 Accept - "The Abyss" 4
10 7 11 Armored Saint - "Left Hook From Right Field" 5
DEBUTS:
19 NEW 1 Hole - "Pacific Coast Highway" 19
22 NEW 1 Green Day - "Last Of The American Girls" 22
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