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Post by Dammn Baby on May 30, 2016 5:35:52 GMT -5
Meghan is quickly (de)evolving into the distaff response to Will.i.am.
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Post by Golden Bluebird on May 30, 2016 8:09:47 GMT -5
From "Pop Style":
"Got so many chains, they call me Chaining Tatum"
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Post by peacebone on May 30, 2016 9:47:18 GMT -5
Me Too: "My life's a movie, Tom Cruise, so bless me, baby, achoo" Had to sit through "Me Too" a few days ago...that was a rather traumatizing listen.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2016 6:44:11 GMT -5
"If I was you, I'd wanna be me too" Could you be any more arrogant? (This is a rhetorical question, not a challenge!!!) Honestly pretty much all the lyrics in that song are quite cringe-inducing. And it's not like the annoying beat makes the song any more listenable to me either.
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Post by outsidetheroof on Jun 15, 2016 22:35:54 GMT -5
Good is good and bad is bad. And you don't know which one you had, lol. Sheryl Crow has other songs with great lyrics though.
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Post by godjanny on Jun 15, 2016 23:28:23 GMT -5
I love how cunty Meghan Trainor is in the Me Too video and lyrics. She's cunty supreme.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Jun 16, 2016 20:34:18 GMT -5
"I could fall asleep in those eyes, like a waterbed" -Teddy Geiger, For You I Will (Confidence)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2016 7:06:37 GMT -5
From DNCE - Cake by the Ocean "See you licking frosting from your own hands" I didn't realize what he meant at first lol Not really a fan of the lyrics of the song in general, I just try to tune myself out from them and enjoy the tune and instrumental elements.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2016 7:22:41 GMT -5
It's a surprise nobody mentioned Friday yet. as crappy as they are, the lyrics are the least cringeworthy thing about that song tbh.
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Post by H. on Jun 17, 2016 9:28:24 GMT -5
Pretty much every Meghan Trainor song that isn't "Like I'm Gonna Lose You" is cringe-worthy.
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Jun 28, 2016 1:54:43 GMT -5
Lukas Graham - Strip No More
Then she took me by the hand, and turned this boy into a man Inside a private room, I hope you understand I was like uh uh (uh uh) She made me go wee hee (wee hee) She made me go uh uh uuuh (uh uh uuuh)
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Post by .indulgecountry on Jun 28, 2016 2:12:22 GMT -5
Lukas Graham - Strip No More Then she took me by the hand, and turned this boy into a man Inside a private room, I hope you understand I was like uh uh (uh uh) She made me go wee hee (wee hee) She made me go uh uh uuuh (uh uh uuuh) I actually laughed out loud reading this just now. What in the actual f**k? I almost wanna listen to this now, lmao.
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Oct 30, 2016 10:06:00 GMT -5
Not exactly cringe-worthy but....
blink-182, "She's Out of Her Mind"
She's a-a-a-antisocial, a-a-a-antisocial A-a-and she's an angel yeah .... She got a black shirt, black skirt and Bauhaus stuck in her head
Each of the members of the band are at least 40 years old. Couldn't they have come up with better (and maybe more mature) lyrics than these? (musically, the song itself is ok though)
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Post by Bigfatliar 3 on Oct 30, 2016 12:24:55 GMT -5
Lukas Graham - Strip No More Then she took me by the hand, and turned this boy into a man Inside a private room, I hope you understand I was like uh uh (uh uh) She made me go wee hee (wee hee) She made me go uh uh uuuh (uh uh uuuh) what tf is this? hhahaha and more surprisingly is those lines are coming from Lukas Graham that i'd never thought of in next 7 million years
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2016 13:47:02 GMT -5
Jason Derulo- Talk Dirty
Cause I know what the girl them need New York to Haiti I got lipstick stains on my passport You make it hard to leave
First off: What the hell is that first line? It's a mess. Second of all, why is he looking for chicks in Haiti, of all places? He could be shipped off to North Korea and not know the difference.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2016 14:00:09 GMT -5
I don't wanna know know know know who's taking you home home home home
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Post by lyhom on Nov 2, 2016 20:56:38 GMT -5
Jason Derulo- Talk Dirty Cause I know what the girl them need New York to Haiti I got lipstick stains on my passport You make it hard to leave First off: What the hell is that first line? It's a mess. Second of all, why is he looking for chicks in Haiti, of all places? He could be shipped off to North Korea and not know the difference. 1: other than the extra "them" (which is probably an attempt at patois) it makes sense tbh 2: he's of haitian descent
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Post by maine on Nov 2, 2016 21:48:18 GMT -5
Jason Derulo- Talk Dirty Cause I know what the girl them need New York to Haiti I got lipstick stains on my passport You make it hard to leave First off: What the hell is that first line? It's a mess. Second of all, why is he looking for chicks in Haiti, of all places? He could be shipped off to North Korea and not know the difference....what
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2016 1:17:06 GMT -5
Jason Derulo- Talk Dirty Cause I know what the girl them need New York to Haiti I got lipstick stains on my passport You make it hard to leave First off: What the hell is that first line? It's a mess. Second of all, why is he looking for chicks in Haiti, of all places? He could be shipped off to North Korea and not know the difference....what What I'm trying to say is, Haiti is one of the last places I'd expect him to go, what with all the poverty, crime, and natural disasters. Sounded like he picked a place at random.
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Post by Harx on Dec 2, 2016 11:35:56 GMT -5
What are the most memorable bad lyrics you have encountered in music? Feel free to share them in this thread. (There is a big probability of a thread like this already existing, but I couldn't find it.)
"Call me Mr Flintstone, I can make your bed rock" (Bedrock by Young Money)
"Shawty is an eenie meenie miney mo lover" (Eeenie Minie by Sean Kingston and Bieber)
"Fifty shades of Grey beat that p***y like Hulk Hogan" (Broccoli by D.R.A.M. and Lil Yachty)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2016 13:01:29 GMT -5
I wish I could fuck with every girl in the world.... Every Girl - Young Money.
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Post by lyhom on Dec 2, 2016 13:12:46 GMT -5
that plastic bag line from "firework"
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Post by Juan Carlos on Dec 2, 2016 23:36:05 GMT -5
(There is a big probability of a thread like this already existing, but I couldn't find it.) And there was already a thread, so both of them were merged. That said, I assume you couldn't find it because the title of this one didn't include the word 'bad' like the thread you previously made.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Dec 2, 2016 23:48:18 GMT -5
"Play the Travis Tritt right above the 2pac" -Florida Georgia Line, May We All
THOSE DONT EVEN...
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Post by deGonzz on Dec 10, 2016 14:29:55 GMT -5
"Ghetto boys, make some noise! Hoochie mamas, show your nanas!"
S Club 7 - S Club Party..
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Post by Leaf on Dec 10, 2016 15:21:35 GMT -5
Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)
Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey, look like King Kong
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Dec 31, 2016 21:49:55 GMT -5
Then Snow White She did it right in her life Had 7 men to do the chores 'Cause that's not what a lady's for
Daya - Sit Still Look Pretty
You had me..and then you lost me. I hate it when people put sexism into crap that has NOTHING TO DO WITH SEXISM!!
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Post by truemusicreviews on Jan 1, 2017 2:28:33 GMT -5
Weezy F baby and the F is for phenomenal!!!
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Post by rainie on Jan 1, 2017 6:40:32 GMT -5
"Bitch I'm a dog, roof!"
Bad and Boujee is a big guilty pleasure of mine but it sure ain't for the lyrics
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Post by House Lannister on Jan 2, 2017 16:31:24 GMT -5
Then Snow White She did it right in her life Had 7 men to do the chores 'Cause that's not what a lady's for Daya - Sit Still Look Pretty You had me..and then you lost me. I hate it when people put sexism into crap that has NOTHING TO DO WITH SEXISM!! More cringeworthy is the fact that she dropped a reference to Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and picked up on absolutely nothing from the film. The Dwarves worked in the mine; Snow White did the chores. There's this insightful little gem from recent weeks: (Bleep) touch my gang, we gon' turn this (stuff) into Columbine. Big Baby DRAM w Little Yachty-Broccoli
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