The 2014 Billboard Hot 100 Rankdown...Re-Do (REVEALING)

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Mar 24, 2021 22:56:59 GMT -5 Red said:

Mar 24, 2021 22:55:33 GMT -5 trilogy said:

magic! and ub40 racing to see who makes the worse bastardized reggae pop

The winner is UB40.

It's still Magic!. UB at worse cures insomnia, one song from Magic! has pissed off a generation

[wrip]

#88 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 0
Top 5s: 0
Top 10s: 0
Top 25s: 1
Top Halves: 9
Bottom 20s: 17
Bottom 10s: 11
Bottom 5s: 2
#100s: 0

Standard Deviation: 10th Lowest

Movements

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{83 84 90 88 89 89 89 89 88 86 85 86 87 85 87 85 83 83 83 86 87 86 89 85 86 86 86 84 87 87 87 87 90 90 89 89 88 87 87 86 85 86 86 88 88 87 87 86 87 88}Hosts - 83
@crapkuki23 - 84
Fire - 90
singingrulebritannia - 88
trilogy - 89
@greento - 89
walt91 - 89
Mayman - 89
dremolus - solarpunk - 88
@gabingston - 86
willapted33 - 85
@matthewlam - 86
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 87
wyckyd - 85
filthy - 87
razorshark - 85
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 83
weaver and Fire edit - 83
tallen2001 - 83
alexcuse - 86
Sambalada - 87
aerodynamite - 86
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 89
Daryl the Beryl - 85
GP - 86
needyslovelanguage - 86
peacebone - 86
lyhom - 84
.indulgecountry - 87
crazyb - 87
Leo ✔ - 87
Mylo13 💜 - 87
jtd Thee Stallion - 90
tanooki - 90
anthony11554 - 89
fearlessarrow - 89
Beno - 88
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 87
BB🌕 - 87
tim - 86
toomuchboy - 85
Normi - 86
Adrian C. 🍓 - 86
woods - 88
Golden Bluebird - 88
eidde - 87
samo🦕 - 87
MoD - 86
maine - 87
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 88

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BTW my little hate boner back in the day for Cyrus has died down, but dear god, 23 is pure white LAMENESS.

[lyhom]

the amusing thing is that the last I checked magic! don't make shitty reggae pop anymore, they just make bland regular pop instead

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Oh no i boosted by one

Time to be nervous...my taste has been ok until now

[rom]

Mar 24, 2021 22:59:35 GMT -5 CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker said:

Mar 24, 2021 22:56:59 GMT -5 Red said:

The winner is UB40.

It's still Magic!. UB at worse cures insomnia, one song from Magic! has pissed off a generation

did you watch the video

[wrip]

I'll admit, the beat here is pretty solid. Not too surprised to see this out now but would've been nice to see it do a bit better

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{TEXT}#88
Kid Ink f/ Chris Brown - Show Me

Points: 1565
Standard Deviation: 23.328
Original RD Position: #85 (-3)

Year-End Position: #43
Peak: #13
Weeks: 31

CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 9
jtd Thee Stallion - 18
tanooki - 22
@matthewlam - 27
crazyb - 30
eidde - 33
Normi - 40
anthony11554 - 42
singingrulebritannia - 47
wrip - 51
peacebone - 53
trilogy - 56
Sambalada - 57
Golden Bluebird - 58
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 61
maine - 63
Daryl the Beryl - 66
@gabingston - 66
walt91 - 67
lyhom - 67
MoD - 69
Beno - 70
GP - 72
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 75
wyckyd - 75
Red - 77
aerodynamite - 78
.indulgecountry - 79
BB🌕 - 79
woods - 82
Adrian C. 🍓 - 82
willapted33 - 83
alexcuse - 84
tim - 84
@greento - 84
dremolus - solarpunk - 87
fearlessarrow - 87
samo🦕 - 87
tallen2001 - 89
Fire - 89
Mayman - 90
Leo ✔ - 90
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 91
Mylo13 💜 - 92
filthy - 95
needyslovelanguage - 96
@crapkuki23 - 97
razorshark - 97
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 98
awesomecharts - 98
weaver - 99
toomuchboy - 99

Movements
69 79 89 87 78 83 81 82 83 84 84 81 78 78 81 83 84 87 88 90 88 89 91 90 90 92 89 88 90 88 89 90 88 86 86 86 86 85 85 85 86 85 85 86 87 87 86 86 86 87 88

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#85 2014 1.0 (Show Me)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Happy
Dark Horse
All of Me
Fancy
Counting Stars
Talk Dirty
Problem
Stay with Me
Timber
Pompeii
Shake It Off
Am I Wrong
Turn Down for What
The Monster
Say Something
Team
Let Her Go
Royals
Let It Go
Wake Me Up
Demons
Story of My Life
Chandelier
Black Widow
Bang Bang
Latch
Maps
Loyal
Habits (Stay High)
Summer
Boom Clap
Drunk in Love
Anaconda
Break Free
Bailando
Burn
Rather Be
Don't Tell 'Em
Wrecking Ball
Not a Bad Thing
Roar
Ain't It Fun
The Man
Classic
A Sky Full of Stars
Don't
Na Na
Hot Boy
Hold On, We're Going Home
Sing
Radioactive
My Hitta
Cool Kids
Hey Brother
Animals
Play It Again
2 On
Love Runs Out
Shower
Me and My Broken Heart
Animals
Lifestyle
American Kids
Brave
Sweater Weather
Leave the Night On
New Flame
Love Never Felt So Good
Drunk on a Plane
Birthday
Bartender
La La La
Blurred Lines
Do What U Want
Can't Remember to Forget You
Amnesia
Come with Me Now
Believe Me
White Walls
She Looks So Perfect
Stay the Night
Partition
Studio
0 to 100/The Catch Up
I Don't Dance
Something Bad
Adore You

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{TAGS}matteeeb
rom
jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

[Deleted]

maybe i would want to be an american kid if i wasn't so afraid of getting shot while doing a history test

[Red]

Okay, look, I normally cannot stand Kenny Chesney...but this was alright, I guess.

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Mar 24, 2021 23:02:43 GMT -5 rom said:

Mar 24, 2021 22:59:35 GMT -5 CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker said:

It's still Magic!. UB at worse cures insomnia, one song from Magic! has pissed off a generation

did you watch the video

I am choosing to live in blissful ignorance right now. Please let me enjoy this

[lyhom]

this was super corny but kind of in a charming way?

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

....I will fully admit nostalgia on this.

[singingrulebritannia]

If you asked me a few years ago I would've probably put this top 30 without thinking lol

It has a decent swing feel and the production isn't actively offensive to my ears. But yea the lyrics are bad nostalgia bait

[kimberly]

[wrip]

#87 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 0
Top 5s: 0
Top 10s: 0
Top 25s: 0
Top Halves: 9
Bottom 20s: 18
Bottom 10s: 2
Bottom 5s: 1
#100s: 0

Standard Deviation: 7th Lowest

Movements

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{79 82 84 81 81 80 78 78 79 81 83 85 84 79 78 78 79 80 80 79 80 79 79 80 80 83 83 82 85 85 85 85 85 83 85 85 85 86 86 87 88 88 88 87 86 88 88 88 88 87}Hosts - 79
@crapkuki23 - 82
Fire - 84
singingrulebritannia - 81
trilogy - 81
@greento - 80
walt91 - 78
Mayman - 78
dremolus - solarpunk - 79
@gabingston - 81
willapted33 - 83
@matthewlam - 85
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 84
wyckyd - 79
filthy - 78
razorshark - 78
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 79
weaver and Fire edit - 80
tallen2001 - 80
alexcuse - 79
Sambalada - 80
aerodynamite - 79
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 79
Daryl the Beryl - 80
GP - 80
needyslovelanguage - 83
peacebone - 83
lyhom - 82
.indulgecountry - 85
crazyb - 85
Leo ✔ - 85
Mylo13 💜 - 85
jtd Thee Stallion - 85
tanooki - 83
anthony11554 - 85
fearlessarrow - 85
Beno - 85
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 86
BB🌕 - 86
tim - 87
toomuchboy - 88
Normi - 88
Adrian C. 🍓 - 88
woods - 87
Golden Bluebird - 86
eidde - 88
samo🦕 - 88
MoD - 88
maine - 88
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 87

[wrip]

I like genuinely forgot what this sounds like

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{TEXT}#87
Kenny Chesney - American Kids

Points: 1579
Standard Deviation: 18.077 (10TH LOWEST)
Original RD Position: #89 (+2)

Year-End Position: #73
Peak: #23
Weeks: 20

CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 22
tim - 39
eidde - 39
wyckyd - 44
needyslovelanguage - 45
Daryl the Beryl - 46
lyhom - 46
@matthewlam - 48
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 49
dremolus - solarpunk - 53
Adrian C. 🍓 - 53
singingrulebritannia - 54
toomuchboy - 56
Beno - 57
MoD - 61
fearlessarrow - 62
peacebone - 62
aerodynamite - 63
razorshark - 65
@gabingston - 65
woods - 67
weaver - 71
@crapkuki23 - 71
Golden Bluebird - 72
Mylo13 💜 - 73
BB🌕 - 73
Red - 74
samo🦕 - 74
anthony11554 - 75
tanooki - 75
Sambalada - 76
jtd Thee Stallion - 76
willapted33 - 76
Leo ✔ - 79
filthy - 80
awesomecharts - 81
maine - 85
Mayman - 85
trilogy - 87
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 88
wrip - 88
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 89
GP - 91
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 91
tallen2001 - 91
@greento - 91
Fire - 92
walt91 - 92
Normi - 93
.indulgecountry - 94
crazyb - 95
alexcuse - 99

Movements
83 84 90 88 89 89 89 89 88 86 85 86 87 85 87 85 83 83 83 86 87 86 89 85 86 86 86 84 87 87 87 87 90 90 89 89 88 87 87 86 85 86 86 85 85 86 85 85 84 85 87

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#72 2004 (I Go Back) | #85 2012 (Come Over) | #87 2018 (Get Along) | #88 2001 (Don't Happen Twice) | #89 2004 (When the Sun Goes Down) | #89 2014 1.0 (American Kids) | #90 2002 (The Good Stuff) | #92 1999 (How Forever Feels) | #93 2011 1.0 (You and Tequila) | #96 2003 (No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Happy
Dark Horse
All of Me
Fancy
Counting Stars
Talk Dirty
Problem
Stay with Me
Timber
Pompeii
Shake It Off
Am I Wrong
Turn Down for What
The Monster
Say Something
Team
Let Her Go
Royals
Let It Go
Wake Me Up
Demons
Story of My Life
Chandelier
Black Widow
Bang Bang
Latch
Maps
Loyal
Habits (Stay High)
Summer
Boom Clap
Drunk in Love
Anaconda
Break Free
Bailando
Burn
Rather Be
Don't Tell 'Em
Wrecking Ball
Not a Bad Thing
Roar
Ain't It Fun
The Man
Classic
A Sky Full of Stars
Don't
Na Na
Hot Boy
Hold On, We're Going Home
Sing
Radioactive
My Hitta
Cool Kids
Hey Brother
Animals
Play It Again
2 On
Love Runs Out
Shower
Me and My Broken Heart
Animals
Lifestyle
Brave
Sweater Weather
Leave the Night On
New Flame
Love Never Felt So Good
Drunk on a Plane
Birthday
Bartender
La La La
Blurred Lines
Do What U Want
Can't Remember to Forget You
Amnesia
Come with Me Now
Believe Me
White Walls
She Looks So Perfect
Stay the Night
Partition
Studio
0 to 100/The Catch Up
I Don't Dance
Something Bad
Adore You

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{TAGS}matteeeb
rom
jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

[Deleted]

[Deleted]

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

[singingrulebritannia]

For as much as Pulse has changed, the pure pop still seems to be dodging the worst tanking based purely on not being other genres :|

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Touchin Lovin Fuckin this was not

[jtd Thee Stallion]

Heart Attack was robbed

[wrip]

#86 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 0
Top 5s: 0
Top 10s: 1
Top 25s: 7
Top Halves: 12
Bottom 20s: 27
Bottom 10s: 19
Bottom 5s: 11
#100s: 4

Standard Deviation: 8th Highest

Movements

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{93 77 91 91 92 93 92 90 91 93 94 94 89 90 90 89 87 88 86 83 83 82 82 82 84 79 79 80 79 78 79 81 80 81 80 81 82 79 81 81 82 82 82 82 82 85 85 87 86 86}Hosts - 93
@crapkuki23 - 77
Fire - 91
singingrulebritannia - 91
trilogy - 92
@greento - 93
walt91 - 92
Mayman - 90
dremolus - solarpunk - 91
@gabingston - 93
willapted33 - 94
@matthewlam - 94
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 89
wyckyd - 90
filthy - 90
razorshark - 89
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 87
weaver and Fire edit - 88
tallen2001 - 86
alexcuse - 83
Sambalada - 83
aerodynamite - 82
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 82
Daryl the Beryl - 82
GP - 84
needyslovelanguage - 79
peacebone - 79
lyhom - 80
.indulgecountry - 79
crazyb - 78
Leo ✔ - 79
Mylo13 💜 - 81
jtd Thee Stallion - 80
tanooki - 81
anthony11554 - 80
fearlessarrow - 81
Beno - 82
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 79
BB🌕 - 81
tim - 81
toomuchboy - 82
Normi - 82
Adrian C. 🍓 - 82
woods - 82
Golden Bluebird - 82
eidde - 85
samo🦕 - 85
MoD - 87
maine - 86
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 86

[anthony11554]

i wonder what this is lmao

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

And i boosted this 3? Oh I'm about to be read to filth

[wrip]

Another song I hear at work so much, probably why I didn't rank this extremely low.

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{TEXT}#86
Luke Bryan - Play It Again

Points: 1587
Standard Deviation: 23.123
Original RD Position: #70 (-16)

Year-End Position: #64
Peak: #14
Weeks: 20

tim - 4
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 6
.indulgecountry - 19
maine - 20
needyslovelanguage - 23
wyckyd - 25
eidde - 42
razorshark - 51
toomuchboy - 53
MoD - 56
Daryl the Beryl - 57
aerodynamite - 64
Adrian C. 🍓 - 64
weaver - 68
dremolus - solarpunk - 69
Fire - 70
tallen2001 - 71
@gabingston - 73
Leo ✔ - 73
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 74
Golden Bluebird - 76
Beno - 76
BB🌕 - 76
fearlessarrow - 76
Mylo13 💜 - 76
lyhom - 77
@greento - 77
@crapkuki23 - 77
jtd Thee Stallion - 78
anthony11554 - 78
wrip - 78
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 79
willapted33 - 80
samo🦕 - 80
woods - 81
trilogy - 84
Sambalada - 84
Red - 84
GP - 85
filthy - 85
awesomecharts - 86
@matthewlam - 87
walt91 - 87
tanooki - 88
Normi - 88
Mayman - 92
crazyb - 93
peacebone - 94
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 94
alexcuse - 95
singingrulebritannia - 96
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 96

Movements
84 86 88 90 90 90 90 91 90 91 90 93 93 89 89 88 90 90 89 92 92 91 92 92 92 90 91 90 88 90 90 89 91 91 91 91 91 89 89 88 87 87 87 87 89 88 88 88 88 86 86

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#70 2014 1.0 (Play It Again) | #88 2012 (I Don't Want This Night to End) | #89 2013 (Crash My Party) | #92 2013 (That's My Kind of Night) | #93 2012 (Drunk On You) | #98 2015 2.0 (Kick the Dust Up) | #98 2020 (One Margarita) | #99 2015 1.0 (Kick the Dust Up) | #99 2019 (Knockin' Boots) | #100 2011 1.0 (Country Girl)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Happy
Dark Horse
All of Me
Fancy
Counting Stars
Talk Dirty
Problem
Stay with Me
Timber
Pompeii
Shake It Off
Am I Wrong
Turn Down for What
The Monster
Say Something
Team
Let Her Go
Royals
Let It Go
Wake Me Up
Demons
Story of My Life
Chandelier
Black Widow
Bang Bang
Latch
Maps
Loyal
Habits (Stay High)
Summer
Boom Clap
Drunk in Love
Anaconda
Break Free
Bailando
Burn
Rather Be
Don't Tell 'Em
Wrecking Ball
Not a Bad Thing
Roar
Ain't It Fun
The Man
Classic
A Sky Full of Stars
Don't
Na Na
Hot Boy
Hold On, We're Going Home
Sing
Radioactive
My Hitta
Cool Kids
Hey Brother
Animals
2 On
Love Runs Out
Shower
Me and My Broken Heart
Animals
Lifestyle
Brave
Sweater Weather
Leave the Night On
New Flame
Love Never Felt So Good
Drunk on a Plane
Birthday
Bartender
La La La
Blurred Lines
Do What U Want
Can't Remember to Forget You
Amnesia
Come with Me Now
Believe Me
White Walls
She Looks So Perfect
Stay the Night
Partition
Studio
0 to 100/The Catch Up
I Don't Dance
Something Bad
Adore You

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{TAGS}matteeeb
rom
jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

[Fire]

fuck this fucking atrocious insufferable garbage. i can't stand a single second of this piece of shit. easily my least favorite hit song of the 2010s

edit: that would be for blurred lines

[anthony11554]

[Deleted]

i can't believe people actually ranked this rapey mess high

[singingrulebritannia]

Where were all of you fuckers when the 2013 R&B/Hip-Hop RD happened

[Red]

"what rhymes with 'hug me'?"

...a lot.