Modern All Time List Rankdown (FINISHED)

[singingrulebritannia]

May 14, 2022 2:22:16 GMT -5 CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker said:

I'm gonna have the hottest take here, but in the category of overstaying: WTF Do Y'all see in Sweet Dreams? There's one other in my 80s range but I UNDERSTAND unfortunately why that's making it far....this one I absolutely don't get

My dude, asking what is the appeal of Sweet Dreams is like asking what is the appeal of chocolate and peanut butter
But hey, I'll take the excuse to repost my Last Stand review from 2 years ago

One of the ultimate songs to show you don't need elaborate arrangements if you know the right notes to hit. This track is built from the ground up on a constant stream of memorable hooks and quotable bars (ones which are written in just the right way to invite varied interpretations and experiences). The warm fizz of that main synth is so endearing, and Lennox's beautiful voice is its perfect complement. And at the moment you think you've seen everything the song has to offer, that wonderful "hold your head up" section shines in like a ray of light through the clouds.

[mikerivera]

We’re starting early again, so consider this your warning

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{Participants} mikerivera
Vic
@crapkuki23
joshtheking
chanman
jred
Abbaschand
emerald
Rose "Payola" Nylund
khan
nathanalbright
Kanenrá:ke
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿
Doc Indie Party Rock
singingrulebritannia
ccarter1023
wrip
beyoncelover
twigs
312999
ilikemilk
AwesomePostMalone
Red
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker
Optical Apex
alexcuse
Fire
aerodynamite
BB🌕
@imhappy259
anthony11554
Mr. Thonk Eyes
woods
toomuchboy
samo🦕

Spectators
crazyb
zippy

[mikerivera]

Back in 1969, somebody somewhere heard this song and thought “well that kid is a flash in the pan. Once he grows up, we won’t be hearing anything from him again.”

30. I Want You Back - Jackson 5

Points: 1,448
Average: 41.37
Standard Deviation: 30.829 (2nd Highest)

anthony11554 4
singingrulebritannia 7
wrip 9
BB🌕 12
emerald 12
khan 14
@crapkuki23 19
Fire 19
nathanalbright 19
Mr. Thonk Eyes 21
@imhappy259 25
mikerivera 25
woods 29
Red 32
Rose "Payola" Nylund 33
toomuchboy 34
Optical Apex 34
aerodynamite 35
jred 37
Vic 38
beyoncelover 43
ccarter1023 44
AwesomePostMalone 48
alexcuse 50
312999 55
ilikemilk 55
Doc Indie Party Rock 58
samo🦕 62
twigs 68
Abbaschand 70
joshtheking 70
Kanenrá:ke 86
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 89
chanman 95
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 97

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Under Pressure
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Thriller
House of the Rising Sun
Gangsta’s Paradise
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart

[Fire]

tfw you wake up just in time for reveals

[mikerivera]

Vanilla Ice really listened to the bass line and said “this is mine. I made this.”

29. Under Pressure - Queen & David Bowie

Points: 1,440
Average: 41.14
Standard Deviation: 23.812

CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 7
khan 7
AwesomePostMalone 9
Abbaschand 12
jred 15
emerald 15
Vic 15
aerodynamite 18
alexcuse 20
@crapkuki23 20
nathanalbright 23
Doc Indie Party Rock 25
joshtheking 25
Mr. Thonk Eyes 26
Red 38
Optical Apex 38
singingrulebritannia 39
samo🦕 40
mikerivera 41
Rose "Payola" Nylund 47
BB🌕 48
beyoncelover 48
@imhappy259 49
twigs 49
toomuchboy 51
312999 57
woods 61
chanman 62
wrip 62
Fire 66
ccarter1023 67
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 79
ilikemilk 81
anthony11554 83
Kanenrá:ke 97

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Thriller
House of the Rising Sun
Gangsta’s Paradise
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart

[AwesomePostMalone]

Wow I had no idea I Want You Back was so divisive. I underranked it too.

[mikerivera]

My sister loves this song and overplayed it for me. Still, I gotta respect George Michael proving he didn’t need Wham and Kenny G giving us his best sax solo until Last Friday Night

28. Careless Whisper - George Michael

Points: 1,417
Average: 40.49
Standard Deviation: 24.2

alexcuse 3
Doc Indie Party Rock 3
Abbaschand 4
Mr. Thonk Eyes 8
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 13
312999 14
singingrulebritannia 15
Red 18
joshtheking 20
BB🌕 23
ccarter1023 23
twigs 23
ilikemilk 25
wrip 26
@crapkuki23 31
beyoncelover 37
toomuchboy 40
Vic 41
Fire 42
aerodynamite 43
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 43
nathanalbright 50
AwesomePostMalone 51
Rose "Payola" Nylund 52
jred 57
emerald 60
anthony11554 64
@imhappy259 64
Kanenrá:ke 67
samo🦕 68
mikerivera 69
Optical Apex 74
woods 75
chanman 81
khan 90

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Thriller
House of the Rising Sun
Gangsta’s Paradise
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart

[joshtheking]

you aint slick putting this song at #69

[mikerivera]

Don’t become a gambler, kids.

Sorry Kanenrá:ke and Red

27. House of the Rising Sun - The Animals

Points: 1,394
Average: 39.82
Standard Deviation: 26.624

Kanenrá:ke 1
Red 1
aerodynamite 3
anthony11554 5
singingrulebritannia 6
Optical Apex 6
Vic 6
AwesomePostMalone 10
BB🌕 16
alexcuse 19
wrip 20
nathanalbright 25
@crapkuki23 27
ilikemilk 34
emerald 34
mikerivera 38
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 40
Doc Indie Party Rock 43
jred 43
Mr. Thonk Eyes 43
joshtheking 44
Rose "Payola" Nylund 50
312999 52
samo🦕 52
twigs 53
khan 54
toomuchboy 59
Fire 61
beyoncelover 67
@imhappy259 69
woods 69
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 70
ccarter1023 83
Abbaschand 95
chanman 96

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Thriller
Gangsta’s Paradise
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart

[mikerivera]

A slice of pure bliss. A perfect duet between two insanely talented singers who are drowning in chemistry. This is my most listened song of the year so far. Hearing it at my friend’s wedding solidified this as my #1, and I 100% stand by that.

26. Ain’t No Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell

Points: 1,366
Average: 39.03
Standard Deviation: 27.463

mikerivera 1
BB🌕 5
@crapkuki23 5
Optical Apex 5
312999 6
ccarter1023 6
samo🦕 6
Mr. Thonk Eyes 7
jred 7
singingrulebritannia 10
aerodynamite 17
wrip 22
emerald 23
Red 25
toomuchboy 27
Kanenrá:ke 33
woods 36
Fire 37
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 45
nathanalbright 51
Vic 52
khan 55
anthony11554 58
alexcuse 60
beyoncelover 60
Doc Indie Party Rock 62
ilikemilk 62
twigs 63
@imhappy259 65
Rose "Payola" Nylund 67
joshtheking 72
AwesomePostMalone 73
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 76
Abbaschand 83
chanman 84

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Thriller
Gangsta’s Paradise
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart

[mikerivera]

I wish I could understand what makes this song special to so many people. But I’m okay with taking the L on this one.

Sorry nathanalbright

25. Hey Jude - The Beatles

Points: 1,357
Average: 38.77
Standard Deviation: 27.642

nathanalbright 1
alexcuse 2
ccarter1023 2
jred 4
Red 4
joshtheking 5
samo🦕 7
Optical Apex 7
Vic 8
aerodynamite 10
khan 16
@imhappy259 27
Abbaschand 29
anthony11554 30
chanman 33
Fire 36
@crapkuki23 37
BB🌕 39
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 39
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 40
wrip 41
ilikemilk 42
singingrulebritannia 43
Doc Indie Party Rock 47
woods 56
AwesomePostMalone 61
emerald 64
Mr. Thonk Eyes 70
Rose "Payola" Nylund 70
mikerivera 72
312999 81
toomuchboy 81
beyoncelover 83
Kanenrá:ke 84
twigs 86

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Thriller
Gangsta’s Paradise
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart

[singingrulebritannia]

What the hell are these reveals

[mikerivera]

This is gonna be for the 2010s what Every Breath You Take is for the 80s

24. Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson f/Bruno Mars

Points: 1,327
Average: 37.91
Standard Deviation: 24.364

𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 2
beyoncelover 3
woods 8
Mr. Thonk Eyes 10
khan 12
Vic 12
312999 13
ilikemilk 13
jred 14
joshtheking 21
Kanenrá:ke 24
AwesomePostMalone 25
emerald 26
Fire 27
anthony11554 28
chanman 29
@imhappy259 30
wrip 31
Abbaschand 34
@crapkuki23 34
nathanalbright 43
toomuchboy 43
Red 49
ccarter1023 54
Doc Indie Party Rock 54
singingrulebritannia 54
BB🌕 57
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 58
mikerivera 61
aerodynamite 63
samo🦕 64
Rose "Payola" Nylund 65
Optical Apex 78
twigs 91
alexcuse 97

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Thriller
Gangsta’s Paradise
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart

[312999]

Boo. Should have lasted longer than Rolling In The Deep.

[nathanalbright]

These reveals are certainly something.

[mikerivera]

And with Uptown Funk gone, that means the top song of the 2010s is

23. Rolling in the Deep - Adele

Points: 1,323
Average: 37.8
Standard Deviation: 22.447

toomuchboy 2
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 4
beyoncelover 7
samo🦕 8
ccarter1023 10
Kanenrá:ke 15
nathanalbright 15
Optical Apex 18
Rose "Payola" Nylund 19
BB🌕 20
emerald 22
@imhappy259 24
mikerivera 26
AwesomePostMalone 27
twigs 28
khan 29
Mr. Thonk Eyes 30
woods 39
jred 42
chanman 46
joshtheking 46
Red 47
aerodynamite 49
singingrulebritannia 49
Abbaschand 51
alexcuse 53
ilikemilk 53
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 54
Fire 54
@crapkuki23 57
Vic 62
wrip 74
anthony11554 78
Doc Indie Party Rock 78
312999 87

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Thriller
Gangsta’s Paradise
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart

[singingrulebritannia]

Wasn't going to be too hard on Uptown Funk, but seeing what left right before it, nah...you gotta be seriously nutty to rank this song top 10 on this list lmao

[Deleted]

Oh thank god, it really didn’t need to be beating so many of these. The perfect 2010s song is on top (even if it was at the very end of it)

[joshtheking]

Tbh, I think I might have overranked Uptown Funk lol. And underranked House Of The Rising Sun. But oh well

[mikerivera]

This is a shot of adrenaline, and I have no idea how it wasn’t a hit in 1979 or how it missed the top 20 in this RD

22. Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen

Points: 1,283
Average: 36.66
Standard Deviation: 28.579 (9th Highest)

woods 2
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 3
AwesomePostMalone 5
khan 5
samo🦕 5
wrip 7
joshtheking 9
emerald 9
Abbaschand 11
jred 13
Fire 14
mikerivera 14
Optical Apex 15
312999 16
Red 16
Mr. Thonk Eyes 18
anthony11554 22
toomuchboy 25
beyoncelover 27
@crapkuki23 28
aerodynamite 42
Doc Indie Party Rock 49
Rose "Payola" Nylund 57
BB🌕 63
Kanenrá:ke 66
ilikemilk 67
@imhappy259 68
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 72
ccarter1023 73
twigs 75
khan 76
alexcuse 77
chanman 77
singingrulebritannia 78
Vic 79

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Another One Bites the Dust
Stayin Alive
Africa
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Thriller
Gangsta’s Paradise
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart

[Fire]

i can't say i'm surprised bohemian rhapsody beat this, but still :/

[312999]

Well I guess I can at least confidently say that there’s no way that Bohemian Rhapsody will be higher than Another One Bites The Dust.

[mikerivera]

If you thought I was gonna pair this song with any other video, you were wrong

Sorry @imhappy259

21. Lose Yourself - Eminem

Points: 1,279
Average: 36.54
Standard Deviation: 26.36

@imhappy259 1
beyoncelover 5
AwesomePostMalone 7
Rose "Payola" Nylund 8
jred 12
woods 14
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 15
Mr. Thonk Eyes 16
anthony11554 17
Kanenrá:ke 17
@crapkuki23 18
alexcuse 23
Optical Apex 23
singingrulebritannia 24
emerald 25
312999 27
chanman 28
joshtheking 28
aerodynamite 30
Fire 31
wrip 32
Abbaschand 33
khan 36
samo🦕  36
Red 37
mikerivera 50
ccarter1023 56
nathanalbright 59
ilikemilk 60
BB🌕 68
twigs 83
toomuchboy 85
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 87
Doc Indie Party Rock 93
Vic 95

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{The top 20}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Another One Bites the Dust
Stayin Alive
Africa
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Thriller
Gangsta’s Paradise
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart

[mikerivera]

And with that, we’ve officially hit the top 20. Tune in on Thursday, May 19 to see 11-20 be revealed

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{Closeness rankings}1. CrapGuy 12.9125
2. Joshtheking 15.8125
3. BB🌞 15.85
4. ValleyGhost01 15.875
5. wrip 16.1375
6. red 16.175
7. jsr4l 16.8125
8. Mr. Thonk Eyes 17.275
9. Abbaschand 17.65
10. Singingrulebritannia 18.3625
11. Fire 19.4625
11. MikeRivera 19.4625
13. aerodynamite 19.7625
14. Nathanalbright 20.325
15. AwesomePostMalone 21.175
16. Samo 21.3
17. Khan 22.0875
18. Anthony11554 22.7375
19. Kanenra 23.1
20. Rose Knows Nyland 24.125
21. jred 24.3
22. CJ3 24.4125
23. alexcuse 24.6375
24. twigs 24.6625
25. 312999 25.0125
26. Vic 25.05
27. Doc Indie Party Rock 25.4
28. imhappy259 26.3
29. woods 26.4
30. toomuchboy 26.4375
31. ccarter1023 26.8
32. beyoncelover 29.0875
33. ilikemilk 29.925
34. Gen VB 32.3
35. Chanman 34.1625

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{Perfect rankings}1. CrapGuy 4
2. Gen VB 4
3. jsr4l 3
4. Nathanalbright 3
5. Samo 3
6. alexcuse 2
7. BB🌞 2
8. ccarter1023 2
9. Chanman 2
10. Kanenra 2
11. MikeRivera 2
12. Mr. Thonk Eyes 2
13. Vic 2
14. Wrip 2
15. 312999 1
16. Abbaschand 1
17. Anthony11554 1
18. Beyoncelover 1
19. Doc Indie Party Rock 1
20. Fire 1
21. ilikemilk 1
22. imhappy259
23. joshtheking 1
24. jred 1
25. Khan 1
26. singingrulebritannia 1
27. Valleyghost01 1
28. wrip 1
Everyone else 0

[AwesomePostMalone]

I had 6 top 10s earlier this morning and now I’m down to 2. You people are evil.

[Fire]

1 2 3 5 6 9 10
12 15 17
21 24 26 28 29 30
45
57
62 63

[joshtheking]

Don't Stop Me Now only peaking at #86 on billboard still makes absolutely no sense to me

[AwesomePostMalone]

2 6
12 13 18 19
22 23 26 28
33 37
41 44 50
56 59
68 69
74

[joshtheking]

Lemme try predict the top 20... we all know how this RD has gone so far so I'll probably be completely wrong with this
20. Paint It Black
19. Blinding Lights
18. In The End
17. Sweet Dreams
16. Total Eclipse Of The Heart
15. Bohemian Rhapsody
14. Smells Like Teen Spirit
13. Africa
12. Gangsta's Paradise
11. September
10. Another One Bites The Dust
9. Stand By Me
8. Stayin' Alive
7. Viva La Vida
6. Dreams
5. Beat It
4. Dancing Queen
3. Take On Me
2. Thriller
1. Billie Jean

[312999]

May 14, 2022 13:48:45 GMT -5 joshtheking said:

Lemme try predict the top 10... we all know how this RD has gone so far so I'll probably be completely wrong with this
20. Paint It Black
19. Blinding Lights
18. In The End
17. Sweet Dreams
16. Total Eclipse Of The Heart
15. Bohemian Rhapsody
14. Smells Like Teen Spirit
13. Africa
12. Gangsta's Paradise
11. September
10. Another One Bites The Dust
9. Stand By Me
8. Stayin' Alive
7. Viva La Vida
6. Dreams
5. Beat It
4. Dancing Queen
3. Take On Me
2. Thriller
1. Billie Jean

I don't think that Sweet Dreams will be that low. I feel like it could either barely make top 10 or barely miss it. September is 100 percent top 10, most likely top 5 too. I doubt that Thriller is 2nd, it will definitely be out before Beat It.