Modern All Time List Rankdown (FINISHED)

[AwesomePostMalone]

Geez

[𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿]

If myself from 2014 participated this Rankdown, "Happy" would definitely be in my Top 10. I haven't revisited it much since, but still a feel-good song to listen

[Fire]

cheesy as it is, i still have a huge soft spot for see you again

[singingrulebritannia]

Here's R.I.P. to Paul Walker, homie got his stain up
We had your main on us, now we got stains on us

[Doc Indie Party Rock]

Lost most of my bottom 10 right out the door. A few thoughts on the very few songs I actually found enjoyable that have appeared tonight.. 


97. Sugar - Maroon 5
I'm guessing Maroon 5 has really fallen down the like ladder for most of you, cause I remember really digging this melodic wonderjam. Sure its simple, but it emphasizes on the catchy part. It also remindas me of a Kety Perry song I like.

93. In the Summertime - Mungo Jerry
The fact I placed this higher than most post 2010's Pop music says a lot. 

88. (Everything I Do) I Do it For You - Bryan Adams
This classic pop ballad hasn't aged as well on me as "Heaven" ,"Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman", nor even the Three Musketeers tenors ballad. but it is still a beautiful written ballad with lyrics I could easily sing to a marriage material chick.

87. Happy - Pharrell Williams
It's a song about being happy. How could I not like it just a tad.

86. Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5 f/Christina Aguilera
This one is a bop. deserves much better treatment than a few of the tank sinkers I have left.

[mikerivera]

This song probably would have been a lot higher if it was being compared to Thunder by Imagine Dragons.

84. Thunderstruck - AC/DC


Points: 2,276
Average: 65.03
Standard Deviation: 27.19

anthony11554 11
Doc Indie Party Rock 16
emerald 20
nathanalbright 21
Red 28
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 30
woods 37
@imhappy259 38
mikerivera 39
singingrulebritannia 44
Abbaschand 48
Optical Apex 51
Mr. Thonk Eyes 56
khan 59
aerodynamite 64
jred 65
twigs 67
BB🌕 73
AwesomePostMalone 75
joshtheking 76
alexcuse 78
samo🦕 82
Vic 84
@crapkuki23 85
Kanenrá:ke 85
wrip 85
ccarter1023 89
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 92
ilikemilk 92
Fire 94
beyoncelover 97
toomuchboy 97
Rose "Payola" Nylund 98
312999 100
chanman 100

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
I Will Always Love You
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Sweet Child O Mine
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Don’t Stop Believin
Every Breath You Take
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
All I Want For Christmas is You
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
Someone Like You
You’re the One That I Want
Back in Black
We Will Rock You
Wind of Change
Eye of the Tiger
Livin On a Prayer
Just the Way You Are
September
Can’t Help Falling in Love
Under Pressure
My Heart Will Go On
November Rain
Dancing Queen
Rock Around the Clock
Wonderwall
Beat It
Highway to Hell
Have You Ever Seen the Rain
Pokerface
Thriller
Lean On
Hotel California
Gangnam Style
The Final Countdown
Sweet Home Alabama
Halo
Hips Don’t Lie
Nothing Else Matters
House of the Rising Sun
Zombie
Love Story
Gangsta’s Paradise
Hello
Another Brick in the Wall
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Fortunate Son
Call Me Maybe
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Numb
Jailhouse Rock
Till I Collapse
The Scientist
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
I Gotta Feeling
Old Town Road
Somebody to Love
We Are the Champions
Somebody That I Used to Know
Without Me
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Last Christmas
Take Me Home, Country Roads
Sultans of Swing
Blinding Lights
Stairway to Heaven
Enter Sandman
Total Eclipse of the Heart
I Want You Back
Counting Stars
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction

[jred]

I placed that one too high tbh

EDIT: Meant this for See You Again lol

[Doc Indie Party Rock]

84. Thunderstruck - AC/DC
geez. And there it is the kick in the balls I expceted from most of you.

[Deleted]

If TNT or It's a Long Way To The Top had this amount of popularity, I'd be nicer.

[Red]

Eh, I knew this would be low, anyway lol

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

This is absolutely robbery

Thank God yall aren't ranking the awesomeness of Let There Be Rock

[312999]

Now we need the other 2 AC DC songs out too.

[mikerivera]

Okay y’all could have let this one stay in for awhile longer. 2010s purge officially needs to end.

83. Lean On - Major Lazer f/DJ Snake & MØ


Points: 2,234
Average: 63.83
Standard Deviation: 22.395

alexcuse 9
emerald 13
woods 20
aerodynamite 29
chanman 43
mikerivera 43
wrip 44
anthony11554 50
twigs 50
singingrulebritannia 52
BB🌕 54
Rose "Payola" Nylund 56
AwesomePostMalone 58
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 61
312999 62
ilikemilk 63
Mr. Thonk Eyes 65
beyoncelover 68
joshtheking 73
nathanalbright 73
Optical Apex 73
@crapkuki23 74
Fire 74
samo🦕 76
jred 77
ccarter1023 78
Red 78
toomuchboy 80
Abbaschand 82
Vic 88
@imhappy259 91
Kanenrá:ke 91
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 94
khan 94
Doc Indie Party Rock 98

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
I Will Always Love You
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Sweet Child O Mine
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Don’t Stop Believin
Every Breath You Take
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
All I Want For Christmas is You
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
Someone Like You
You’re the One That I Want
Back in Black
We Will Rock You
Wind of Change
Eye of the Tiger
Livin On a Prayer
Just the Way You Are
September
Can’t Help Falling in Love
Under Pressure
My Heart Will Go On
November Rain
Dancing Queen
Rock Around the Clock
Wonderwall
Beat It
Highway to Hell
Have You Ever Seen the Rain
Pokerface
Thriller
Hotel California
Gangnam Style
The Final Countdown
Sweet Home Alabama
Halo
Hips Don’t Lie
Nothing Else Matters
House of the Rising Sun
Zombie
Love Story
Gangsta’s Paradise
Hello
Another Brick in the Wall
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Fortunate Son
Call Me Maybe
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Numb
Jailhouse Rock
Till I Collapse
The Scientist
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
I Gotta Feeling
Old Town Road
Somebody to Love
We Are the Champions
Somebody That I Used to Know
Without Me
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Last Christmas
Take Me Home, Country Roads
Sultans of Swing
Blinding Lights
Stairway to Heaven
Enter Sandman
Total Eclipse of the Heart
I Want You Back
Counting Stars
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction

[singingrulebritannia]

DJ Snake had one really good year and then proceeded to never put in any effort ever again

[Doc Indie Party Rock]

83. Lean On - Major Lazer f/DJ Snake & MØ
Can you belive I still have two more travesties lower than this?

[mikerivera]

Grease sucks, and so does this song

82. You’re the One That I Want - Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta


Points: 2,223
Average: 63.51
Standard Deviation: 24.651

Vic 5
312999 7
twigs 18
samo🦕 24
Doc Indie Party Rock 31
woods 34
toomuchboy 38
ccarter1023 40
beyoncelover 46
Mr. Thonk Eyes 51
AwesomePostMalone 52
singingrulebritannia 59
Kanenrá:ke 61
nathanalbright 62
Rose "Payola" Nylund 62
joshtheking 69
Optical Apex 71
wrip 71
anthony11554 72
BB🌕 74
alexcuse 76
Fire 77
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 79
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 80
chanman 82
ilikemilk 84
khan 85
Abbaschand 86
aerodynamite 86
@imhappy259 86
Red 86
@crapkuki23 90
jred 90
mikerivera 92
emerald 97

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
I Will Always Love You
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Sweet Child O Mine
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Don’t Stop Believin
Every Breath You Take
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
All I Want For Christmas is You
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
Someone Like You
Back in Black
We Will Rock You
Wind of Change
Eye of the Tiger
Livin On a Prayer
Just the Way You Are
September
Can’t Help Falling in Love
Under Pressure
My Heart Will Go On
November Rain
Dancing Queen
Rock Around the Clock
Wonderwall
Beat It
Highway to Hell
Have You Ever Seen the Rain
Pokerface
Thriller
Hotel California
Gangnam Style
The Final Countdown
Sweet Home Alabama
Halo
Hips Don’t Lie
Nothing Else Matters
House of the Rising Sun
Zombie
Love Story
Gangsta’s Paradise
Hello
Another Brick in the Wall
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Fortunate Son
Call Me Maybe
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Numb
Jailhouse Rock
Till I Collapse
The Scientist
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
I Gotta Feeling
Old Town Road
Somebody to Love
We Are the Champions
Somebody That I Used to Know
Without Me
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Last Christmas
Take Me Home, Country Roads
Sultans of Swing
Blinding Lights
Stairway to Heaven
Enter Sandman
Total Eclipse of the Heart
I Want You Back
Counting Stars
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction

[312999]

Damn y’all, Grease is amazing and so is this song. It holds up well, I would have never thought that this song was mostly hated.

[Deleted]

I've been realizing Grease kinda doesn't hold up, and t's concerning that something from it is among the top 30 popular anything for music.

[Red]

If the "Grease" opening song was in this, I would have ranked it at least 40 spots higher.

[Doc Indie Party Rock]

82. You’re the One That I Want - Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta
Classic movie. Easily in my top 50 of all time. Mega catchy pop song. John is looking sleek and in his prime, but what drives me crazy here is Olivia Newton-John.

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Apr 22, 2022 20:58:16 GMT -5 Doc Indie Party Rock said:

82. You’re the One That I Want - Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta
Classic movie. Easily in my top 50 of all time. Mega catchy pop song. John is looking sleek and in his prime, but what drives me crazy here is Olivia Newton-John.

So then the gay and film geek in me wants to know: Do you fucks with Xanadu?

[Doc Indie Party Rock]

Apr 22, 2022 20:56:34 GMT -5 312999 said:

Damn y’all, Grease is amazing and so is this song. It holds up well, I would have never thought that this song was mostly hated.

this post here makes up for that crappy one you made about AC/DC.

[Doc Indie Party Rock]

Apr 22, 2022 20:59:12 GMT -5 CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker said:

Apr 22, 2022 20:58:16 GMT -5 Doc Indie Party Rock said:

82. You’re the One That I Want - Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta
Classic movie. Easily in my top 50 of all time. Mega catchy pop song. John is looking sleek and in his prime, but what drives me crazy here is Olivia Newton-John.

So then the gay and film geek in me wants to know: Do you f**ks with Xanadu?

Xanadu is one of my favorite films ever starring my #1 female celebrity ever, with one of my favorite soundtracks ever. Didn't yopu catch my #1 rank of "Magic" a few weeks ago? Plus it also stars Michael Beck from my favaorite film ever "The Warriors".   

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Apr 22, 2022 21:03:39 GMT -5 Doc Indie Party Rock said:

Apr 22, 2022 20:59:12 GMT -5 CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker said:

So then the gay and film geek in me wants to know: Do you f**ks with Xanadu?

Xanadu is one of my favorite films ever starring my #1 female celebrity ever, with one of my favorite soundtracks ever. Didn't yopu catch my #1 rank of "Magic" a few weeks ago? Plus it also stars Michael Beck from my favaorite film ever "The Warriors".   

I haven't been in the RD scene in a minute, so I missed that, but I absolutely love that #1 pick. Hopefully it was done some kind of Justice

[mikerivera]

I get that this song is important to music history and can appreciate it on that level, but why would you listen to it in 2022? It’s just so...primitive.

81. Rock Around the Clock - Bill Haley & His Comets


Points: 2,218
Average: 63.37
Standard Deviation: 23.158

nathanalbright 10
chanman 15
singingrulebritannia 17
Vic 26
Doc Indie Party Rock 35
312999 47
woods 48
Optical Apex 49
aerodynamite 50
BB🌕 51
@crapkuki23 51
jred 51
wrip 51
emerald 54
@imhappy259 61
Red 65
anthony11554 66
toomuchboy 66
Mr. Thonk Eyes 69
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 70
Fire 72
beyoncelover 74
khan 74
Abbaschand 77
joshtheking 79
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 81
twigs 84
samo🦕 85
ilikemilk 87
Kanenrá:ke 87
mikerivera 89
Rose "Payola" Nylund 91
ccarter1023 94
alexcuse 96
AwesomePostMalone 96

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
I Will Always Love You
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Sweet Child O Mine
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Don’t Stop Believin
Every Breath You Take
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
All I Want For Christmas is You
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
Someone Like You
Back in Black
We Will Rock You
Wind of Change
Eye of the Tiger
Livin On a Prayer
Just the Way You Are
September
Can’t Help Falling in Love
Under Pressure
My Heart Will Go On
November Rain
Dancing Queen
Wonderwall
Beat It
Highway to Hell
Have You Ever Seen the Rain
Pokerface
Thriller
Hotel California
Gangnam Style
The Final Countdown
Sweet Home Alabama
Halo
Hips Don’t Lie
Nothing Else Matters
House of the Rising Sun
Zombie
Love Story
Gangsta’s Paradise
Hello
Another Brick in the Wall
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Fortunate Son
Call Me Maybe
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Numb
Jailhouse Rock
Till I Collapse
The Scientist
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
I Gotta Feeling
Old Town Road
Somebody to Love
We Are the Champions
Somebody That I Used to Know
Without Me
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Last Christmas
Take Me Home, Country Roads
Sultans of Swing
Blinding Lights
Stairway to Heaven
Enter Sandman
Total Eclipse of the Heart
I Want You Back
Counting Stars
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction

[singingrulebritannia]

Apr 22, 2022 21:05:33 GMT -5 mikerivera said:

I get that this song is important to music history and can appreciate it on that level, but why would you listen to it in 2022?

Because Rock 'n Roll rules, dork.

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Apr 22, 2022 21:06:39 GMT -5 singingrulebritannia said:

Apr 22, 2022 21:05:33 GMT -5 mikerivera said:

I get that this song is important to music history and can appreciate it on that level, but why would you listen to it in 2022?

Because Rock 'n Roll rules, dork.

Save your breath, some of these guys wouldn't know an iconic riff and solo if the guitar string broke and smacked them on the ass

[Red]

I didn't rank it all that high, but, like, it's been almost 70 years, and this still bangs.

[Doc Indie Party Rock]

81. Rock Around the Clock - Bill Haley & His Comets
This right here was my dad's favoitesong of all time. I know this because no matter what he would be right there waiting to hear it at the start of "Happy Days" I only knew this song from "Happy Days" reruns. It's hilarious our host calls this rock "primitive". Not sure if you just came up with the saying, but it was considered "primitive" back in those days by the moms and pops of those teens rocking N rolling. Maytbe even one of the episodes was dedicated to the "primitive" rock n roll. I thought that was funny, but yeah this rocks through the eras.

[mikerivera]

And finally, let’s wrap this up. Next reveals will be on Sunday 4/24. As for the closeness rankings

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{Closeness}joshtheking 6.1
@crapkuki23 6.9
Optical Apex 8.2
BB🌕 8.85
Red 9.65
wrip 11.15
Abbaschand 12.55
Mr. Thonk Eyes 12.8
emerald 12.95
aerodynamite 14.7
AwesomePostMalone 15.3
nathanalbright 15.95
mikerivera 16.1
khan 16.3
Kanenrá:ke 17.5
samo🦕 18.65
twigs 18.65
Fire 18.95
Doc Indie Party Rock 20.4
anthony11554 21.05
Rose "Payola" Nylund 24.25
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 24.7
312999 24.9
Vic 25.8
alexcuse 26.75
jred 27.15
toomuchboy 27.15
@imhappy259 27.85
woods 31.2
ccarter1023 31.9
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 39.05
beyoncelover 41.1
chanman 42
ilikemilk 44.3

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{Perfect ranks}@crapkuki23 3
nathanalbright 3
chanman 2
samo🦕 2
wrip 2
ccarter1023 1
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 1
mikerivera 1
Mr. Thonk Eyes 1
singingrulebritannia 1
Vic 1
wrip 1
Everyone else 0