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Post by derek on Apr 19, 2006 15:57:29 GMT -5
Chrissy = Christina ;)
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Post by COW COW COW COW COW COW COW on Apr 19, 2006 16:23:11 GMT -5
Aguilera! Oh yeah!
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Post by themakshack on Apr 29, 2006 12:37:46 GMT -5
I can't believe I have been singing the chorus of "SOS" wrong...
Correct lyrics: S.O.S. please someone help me. It's not healthy for me to feel this Y.O.U. are making this hard, I can't take it see it don't feel right
My version: S.O.S. please someone help me. It's not healthy for me to feel this way. Oh you are making this hard, I can't take it see it don't feel right.
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Post by derek on Apr 29, 2006 13:16:03 GMT -5
"Slave 4 U"
Correct: Get it, get it, get it, get it...
Misheard: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Correct: I know I may come over quiet, I may come off shy
Misheard: I know I may come over wild, I may come off shy
Correct: Baby, don't you wanna dance upon me (I just wanna dance next to you)
Misheard: Baby, don't you wanna dance up - on me (I just wanna have sex with you)
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Post by britneyrules on May 1, 2006 16:21:05 GMT -5
I can't believe I have been singing the chorus of "SOS" wrong... Correct lyrics:S.O.S. please someone help me. It's not healthy for me to feel this Y.O.U. are making this hard, I can't take it see it don't feel right My version:S.O.S. please someone help me. It's not healthy for me to feel this way. Oh you are making this hard, I can't take it see it don't feel right. I too have been singing it wrong, my version S.O.S. please someone help me. It's not healthy for me to feel this. Why are you making this hard, I can't take it see I don't feel right.
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Post by britneyrules on May 1, 2006 16:26:13 GMT -5
Hilary Duff / Haylie Duff, "Our Lips Are Sealed" Real lyrics: "Our lips our sealed" I though: "Our tits are real"
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Post by perfecto on May 4, 2006 6:06:30 GMT -5
destiny's child 'survivor'
Correct: I'm a survivor I'm gonna make it
Misheard: i'm a survivor i'm goin jamaica
yes i know
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Post by reception on Jun 11, 2006 13:51:17 GMT -5
Ne-Yo "When You're Mad"
Misheard: It's just the cutest thing When you get to f**k me
Correct: It's just the cutest thing When you get to fussing
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Post by singingsparrow on Jun 11, 2006 14:16:07 GMT -5
Chris Brown: "Run It"
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I heard it before as:
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"There's a man on the floor, if he ate, let me know, and see if you can out-run him, run him, girl, I really want to out-run him, run him."
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Sincerely, Noah Eaton
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Post by clem on Jun 13, 2006 0:22:26 GMT -5
destiny's child 'survivor' Correct: I'm a survivor I'm gonna make it Misheard: i'm a survivor i'm goin jamaica yes i know ROFL!
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Post by derek on Jun 15, 2006 21:17:03 GMT -5
I had a good laugh at that one, too.
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Post by Big Brother on Jun 15, 2006 22:20:36 GMT -5
I just got correct , over ten eyars later, about this Janet lyric in MISS YOU MUCH.
"I'm not ashamed, to tell the boy "I MISS YOU"
I thought she was saying..
"I want you...to tell the boy.."i miss you"
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Post by bong² on Jun 16, 2006 5:40:15 GMT -5
Simply Red: Stars
'I wanna fall from the stars, Straight into your arms I, I feel you, I hope you comprehend'
Misheard lyrics:
'I wanna fall from the stars, Straight into your arms I, I feel you, I hope you comb your hair'
;)
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Post by reception on Jun 18, 2006 14:19:31 GMT -5
Fall Out Boy "Dance, Dance"
Misheard: Why don't you show me a little bit of spine You've been saving for his Nazareth (Nazareth, Nazareth)
Correct: Why don't you show me a little bit of spine You've been saving for his mattress (mattress, mattress)
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Post by radioactive on Jun 18, 2006 17:15:31 GMT -5
Jimi Hendrix's, "Purple Haze" misheard lyrics: 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy' Original Lyrics: 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
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Post by Myeahhh. on Jun 18, 2006 23:27:06 GMT -5
"Run It" Chris Brown Misheard: Girl I can set you off, don't believe my AIDS is gonna slow us down Correct: Girl I can set you off, don't believe my age is gonna slow us down lol HA! Also, I thought Mr. Brown was saying Guess Whats Going Down In Wheelingwhich is funny because I live in Wheeling, West Virginia REAL LYRICS: guess what's goin down if we leave
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Post by somelikeitwhen on Jun 25, 2006 19:39:14 GMT -5
In "Run It!", I thought that he was saying "We got nuts,we got ribs".
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Post by babyboylrtm on Jun 25, 2006 19:43:09 GMT -5
Nelly Furtado's Say It Right
Misheard: I can show you a place you gotta blow
Correct: I can show you a place God knows
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Post by Purple Dreams on Jun 27, 2006 11:53:24 GMT -5
CORRECT: I know you like me (I know you like me) I know you do (I know you do)
Misheard: I know you like me (I know you like me) I know you Jew (I know you Jew)
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Post by Mark on Jun 27, 2006 13:48:23 GMT -5
In Jessica Simpson's "Public Affair" I heard:
All the camels come out for a public affair Who cares, let's rock, cause the party don't stop.
Actual:
All the cameras come out for a public affair Who cares, let's rock, cause the party don't stop.
I always though that lyric didn't make sense but never found out what it was until I found the lyrics on a site one day.
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Post by somelikeitwhen on Jul 5, 2006 11:50:11 GMT -5
Camels are weird.
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Post by somelikeitwhen on Jul 5, 2006 11:51:29 GMT -5
I always thought "Temperature" didn't make any sense, until I read the lyrics.
It still didn't make any sense.
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Post by strong4PMB! on Oct 28, 2006 16:25:03 GMT -5
Beyonce, "Irreplaceable" Misheard: "If I farted, please don't touch" (around :19) Real: "If I bought it, please don't touch"
Lol friend pointed that out to me.
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Post by cbmc99 on Oct 28, 2006 18:45:44 GMT -5
hahaah^^
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Post by Ezekiel 23:20–21 on Oct 28, 2006 20:49:27 GMT -5
Mine are a bit scandalous.
I used to confuse that same part of "I'm A Slave 4U" about the "I just wanna have sex with you".
Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
Misheard: I drive these f***ers crazy, I do it on the daily
Actual: I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily
Tori Amos - Professional Widow
Misheard: He's got a big dick
Actual: It's gotta be big
Janet Jackson featuring Khia - So Excited
Misheard: If you like it, and I'll do it, I'll give head, work the pole
Actual: Do you like it when I do it, I go head to toe
Misheard: I ain't got nothin' but a thong on
Actual: I'ma keep your body thumpin baby
Misheard: Act black, don't hurt me, look sexy, talk dirty
Actual: Act bad, don't hurt me, look sexy, talk dirty
Monifah - Touch It
Misheard: Could you, just put that thing in me, so I could just f*** on you so you could just f*** on me
Actual: Could you, just put that thing on me, so I could just suck on you so you could just suck on me
Christina Aguilera - Dirrty
Misheard: Expose your ass, let's get dirrty
Actual: Show your hands, let's get dirrty
Misheard: I need that c*ck to get me off, sweat until my clothes come off
Actual: I need that, uh, to get me off, Sweat until my clothes come off
Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know
Misheard: I hate to f*** you in the middle of dinner
Actual: I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
Jessica Simpson - Fired Up
Misheard: Watch how I'm gonna blow
Actual: Watch out its gonna blow
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Post by when the pawn... on Oct 29, 2006 15:34:01 GMT -5
Gettin Giggy With it.. Correct - Getting Giggy Wit It Misheard - Hit the chicken with it
Hypnotize, Biggy Correct - Biggy, biggy, biggy Misheard - piggy, piggy, piggy
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Post by strong4PMB! on Nov 3, 2006 23:18:48 GMT -5
Black Eyed Peas - My Humps Misheard: I drive these f***ers crazy, I do it on the daily Actual: I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily Tori Amos - Professional Widow Misheard: He's got a big dick Actual: It's gotta be big lmfao! I made a topic for a song ID on R&R about that jam! I'm almost sure I did! Maybe I erased it before posting because it was an embarrassing song ID. Lol I also thought the My Humps one.
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Post by Fat Ass Kelly Price on Nov 12, 2006 18:45:41 GMT -5
I agree about Public Affair, Irreplaceable, and My Humps.
Fergie- Fergalicious (Explicit Version)
Misheard: Listen up y'all cuz this is ill, the beat that I'm banding is delicious Correct: Listen up y'all cuz this is it, the beat that I'm banging is the new s**t.
Beyonce- Ring the Alarm
Misheard: She gon' f**k that s**t I know Correct: She gon' love that s**t I know
Janet- So Excited
Misheard: I'm always on spot for you Correct: I'll open my spot for you
Ciara- Get Up
Misheard: You smooth-assed mother Correct: Smooth as a mother
Ciara- 1, 2 Step
Misheard: Strut my stuff, and yes I farted Correct: Strut my stuff, and yes I flaunt it
Danity Kane- Show Stopper
Misheard: Show stoppin at stiletto park Correct: Show stoppin at the latest spot
Misheard: All my girls in the rainbow cataracts Correct: All my girls in the rainbow cadillacs
Beyonce- Irreplaceable
Misheard: Standing in the backyard, telling me how I'm such a fool Correct: Standing in the frontyard, telling me how I'm such a fool
Justin Timberlake- My Love
Misheard: If I wrote you a love note, and made you slob at every word I wrote Correct: If I wrote you a love note, and made you smile at every word I wrote
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Post by derek on Nov 18, 2006 17:45:04 GMT -5
AFI - Love Like Winter
Correct: "She bit my lip, and drank my war"
Misheard: "She bit my lip, and drank my blood"
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Post by COW COW COW COW COW COW COW on Nov 18, 2006 18:00:17 GMT -5
"Fired Up." by Jessica Simpson.... "Haaaa, Haaaa, my chest explodes!" I thought "Haaaa" as in heavy breathing...from the dancing and that her chest would explode cause she was 'fired up.' I can't believe its' "Watch out,, its gonna blow."
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