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Post by CatSoul on Apr 16, 2020 0:32:27 GMT -5
Apparently had a lot of lyrics in Don't Tell 'Em wrong:
Heard: Body like the summer, torture like no other (in retrospective this couldn't have possibly been it) Actual: Body like the summer, touchin' like no other (on the radio, at least)
Heard: Don't tell 'em, you ain't eatin' Actual: Don't tell 'em, you ain't even
Heard: I like her in the shower when it's running fresh Actual: I like girls in the shower when it's running fresh
Heard: Handcuff 'em to the bed, girl it ain't no belly Actual: Handcuff me to the bed, girl it ain't no bailin'
Heard: I keep a stack of honeys like I keep a secret Actual: I keep a stack of hundreds, I can keep a secret
Heard: If anything you was just bored, you wasn't cheating Actual: If anything you was explorin', you wasn't cheating
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Post by Au$tin on Apr 16, 2020 2:12:09 GMT -5
Justin Caruso - No Eyes on Me
The song could just be called No iZombie and a rerecording wouldn't even be needed.
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Post by Naos on Apr 18, 2020 1:20:40 GMT -5
Apparently, Drake Bell's "Found a Way" was commonly believed to have the lyrics "It's gonna take some time to realize", when the last word is actually "realign".
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Post by SabrinaFan on Apr 18, 2020 11:25:36 GMT -5
Apparently had a lot of lyrics in Don't Tell 'Em wrong: Heard: I like her in the shower when it's running fresh Actual: I like girls in the shower when it's running fresh Heard: I keep a stack of honeys like I keep a secret Actual: I keep a stack of hundreds, I can keep a secret I'm embarrassed to say I also thought these two were the actual lyrics until I read this today.
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Post by Ling-Ling on Apr 18, 2020 11:30:42 GMT -5
I was listening to Girls Aloud the other day and it reminded me that for years I thought the lyrics to "Call The Shots" were "just cause you're great in the bed and call the shots now" instead of "just cause you're raising the bet and call the shots now."
I still like my version better.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2020 10:02:20 GMT -5
Shawn Mendes - If I Can't Have You Actual: I can't write one song that's not about you/Can't drink without thinkin' about you Heard: I can't write one song that's not about you/Can't dream without thinkin' about you
Ariana Grande - 7 rings Actual: breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles Heard: breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bourbon
Post Malone - Wow. Actual: Shawty mixin' up the vodka with the LaCroix Heard: Shawty mixin' up the vodka with the liquor
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2020 1:08:53 GMT -5
Kehlani - "Advice"
Heard: Cause Hal is the man of my dreams, not a man of his words Actual: Cause how is the man of my dreams, not a man of his words
I spent forever thinking, who the fuck is Hal
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Post by CatSoul on Apr 23, 2020 17:31:58 GMT -5
Doja Cat - Boss Bitch
Heard: Shine bright, let them put a tampon on it like Actual: Shine bright, let them put a tan on it like
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Post by woods on May 5, 2020 19:00:55 GMT -5
Pretty much the same as this post, with the same song and same lyric "Poker Face" - Lady Gaga Actual: Just like a chick in the casino Heard: Just like a chicken a casino
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Post by walt91 on May 5, 2020 22:30:59 GMT -5
NBA Youngboy - "Bout My Business"
Actual: "I watched my grandpa save pennies" Heard: "I watched my grandpa say penis"
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Post by walt91 on May 6, 2020 19:59:06 GMT -5
I hate to double post but I literally just realized this and I'm shook
Rihanna - "Disturbia"
Actual: "Put on your brake lights" Heard: "Put on your pretty lies"
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Post by SabrinaFan on May 8, 2020 14:54:53 GMT -5
Heard: "I watched my grandpa say penis" A true milestone in every young person's life lmao.
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Post by Abbaschand on May 11, 2020 0:19:52 GMT -5
Travis Scott - "Take What You Want"
Heard: "I bought Nintendo, this could only made for two" Actual: "I brought up 10 hoes, this coupe only made for two"
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on May 11, 2020 5:18:25 GMT -5
Pretty much the same as this post, with the same song and same lyric "Poker Face" - Lady Gaga Actual: Just like a chick in the casino Heard: Just like a chicken a casino Omg, I'm so glad I'm not the only who grew up thinking she was saying Chicken in that song.
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Post by Abbaschand on May 14, 2020 23:05:47 GMT -5
Bastille - Pompeii
Heard: How am I gonna give up to miss all of this? Actual: How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
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Post by Au$tin on May 18, 2020 20:39:13 GMT -5
Diplo - Heartless
Actual: Girl, the hardest part is Heard: Girl, I always farted
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Post by boysilver400 on May 25, 2020 21:52:21 GMT -5
"I'd rather be drunk but at least I'm alive"
I keep hearing this every time I listen to Rain On Me for some reason lol
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Post by The Brazilian Guy 🇧🇷 on May 26, 2020 0:15:21 GMT -5
I remember when I was younger and my English wasn’t all that great, I would listen to Joss Stone’s “Right to be Wrong” all the time and understand “Mama’s steaks will make me strong” instead of “My mistakes will make me strong” and somehow, that used to make TOTAL sense to me
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Post by kimberly on May 26, 2020 1:31:11 GMT -5
"I'd rather be drunk but at least I'm alive" I keep hearing this every time I listen to Rain On Me for some reason lol oh my god same and I keep feeling guilty about it because Gaga literally said the line is meant to talk about how much alcohol she consumed to numb her pain (aka alcoholism) (but honestly I'd rather be drunk but at least I'm alive)
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on May 26, 2020 10:44:33 GMT -5
Supalonely:
"All of my friends know what's happening, you're an asshole" (the latter isn't really a misheard one, but everytime I listen to the song I keep thinking she's gonna say asshole)
"All of my friends know what's happened, you're a bad thing"
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Post by Au$tin on May 26, 2020 23:10:26 GMT -5
Carly Rae Jepsen is out there spotting males who are into other malesgots in the beginning of "Fake Mona Lisa Smile," I swear to God.
It's really "spotting Vegas," but I had to do a double take when I first heard it.
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Post by cause_for_celebration on May 27, 2020 20:58:35 GMT -5
"I'd rather be drunk but at least I'm alive" I keep hearing this every time I listen to Rain On Me for some reason lol Yeah, I was singing "I'd rather be drunk but at least I'm in love" up until my boyfriend corrected me. Whoops!
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Post by woods on May 28, 2020 11:09:49 GMT -5
"XS" - Rina Sawayama
Heard: "Fakes, when all that's left is immaterial" Actual: "Flex, when all that's left is immaterial"
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Post by BB🌕 on May 28, 2020 12:11:57 GMT -5
Lorde - The Louvre
Heard: Broadcast the boom, boom, boom, boom and make your mom dance to it
Actual: Broadcast the boom, boom, boom, boom and make 'em all dance to it
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Post by annoymous1 on May 28, 2020 19:51:21 GMT -5
Britney Spears - Till The World Ends
Heard: This Kitten got your tongue tied in knots and ecstasy
Actual: This Kitten got your tongue tied in knots, I see
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2020 22:53:19 GMT -5
Juice WRLD - Lucid Dreams
Actual: Enviyon on a mix Heard: Here we are on a mix
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2020 22:54:56 GMT -5
This one took me about a year to realize.
Marshmello ft. Khalid - Silence
Actual: I'm so used to sharing Heard: I'm so used to shit
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Post by Dylan :) on Jun 2, 2020 10:47:34 GMT -5
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights
Actual: "I'm going through withdrawals" Heard: "I'm done with doing drugs"
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jun 2, 2020 15:49:50 GMT -5
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights Actual: "I'm going through withdrawals" Heard: "I'm doing with doing drugs" Omg I heard the same thing on my first listen lol.
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Jun 7, 2020 8:52:08 GMT -5
Buy U A Drank
Heard: I'm T-Pain, you know me: I make music [make] every boy ooh-ee Actual: I'm T-pain, you know me: Konvict music nappy boy ooh
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